pseudony.ms/tweets

spladow thedaniel "improved Blazed Cotton" makes it sound like loot in some kind of cottonpunk(tm) rpg.
spladow reddit is telling me I'm wrong about used games, so maybe! do you have a cat you haven't sent me pictures of?
spladow in related news: the new xbox won't work with used games and the secondary market for cat tipi has never existed
slpsys I went to a vineyard instead. pretty sure there's an Aesop about this, and I'm not a flattering animal in it.
Can't catch up with stream because of tacoconf deluge. Not even angry.
anwolf3 on the positive side, you'll get a lot more use out of those red boots I sent you.
anwolf3 sorry to hear that!
anwolf3 #TodayILearned. If people subtweet you, threaten to eat their skin!
anwolf3 ahh, the sub is for "subtle," and not something crazy like "sublimininal" or "subtract" #TIL
I'm worried this will get banhammered once it gets a few users, so don't tell anyone: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​-​r​s​s​.​c​o​m
slpsys is it possible that I'm watching a show claiming Thor was an alien tonight? yes it is.
spladow accidentally left it set to "yes." considered going back to work to fix the bug.
spladow all of this prismatic talk made me itchy, and now I know why :)
anwolf3 don't drink the sofa!
spladow d​e​f​e​c​t​i​v​e​b​y​d​e​s​i​g​n​.​o​r​g​/​g​u​i​d​e​/​e​b​o​o​k​s has a nice guide to were to find portable ebooks. lulu also recently switched to drm-free.
spladow though some titles like p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​b​o​o​k​s​/​d​e​… are available drm-free.
spladow Books on Google Play are not currently compatible with the Kindle s​u​p​p​o​r​t​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​g​o​o​g​l​e​p​l​a​y​/​b​i​n​…
spladow I don't know what googlers reccommend, but I like t​h​e​o​l​d​r​e​a​d​e​r​.​c​o​m
spladow welcome to a new circle of hell: u​s​.​b​a​t​t​l​e​.​n​e​t​/​s​u​p​p​o​r​t​/​e​n​/​a​r​t​…
thomasisreading who do they think they are, the google IO registration page? #topical
thomasisreading all of your links are broken because reading is down, and forces me through an (broken) interstitial to read them.
mexitlan I'm pretty sure that's what "ninja" means in all those ruby job postings. It's so cool you're learning ruby, way to rock!
spladow thedaniel that book is a wacky, metal-winged party. it makes me angry my laptop never rears up and bites people.
zaxtax haskell?
Word is that 1337p337 is a rails app, and was taken offline by the recent rails 0-day D:
"jxson Should I switch from bash to zsh?" A novel scheme for harvesting my bitter nerd tears :'(
anwolf3 sent an email to pajamajeans@customerstatus.com. "Priority shipping" my ass, your damn present is 4 weeks late!
spladow heard about a fancy lightweight wallet, thought of you: t​b​r​a​y​.​o​r​g​/​o​n​g​o​i​n​g​/​W​h​e​n​/​2​…
spladow d​e​v​e​l​o​p​e​r​.​a​n​d​r​o​i​d​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​f​e​r​e​n​c​e​/​a​n​d​r​…
1337p337 C:\Cool\n\rStory/bro.dll.mp3
spladow I keep my server in 1337p337's house, too. Don't tell 1337p337!
spladow nicoleslaw maxfenton citation found c​h​r​o​n​i​c​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​s​/​w​i​r​e​d​c​a​m​…
spladow nicoleslaw maxfenton Great boilerplate removal, and autoscroll mode is impressive. Citation needed on drawbacks vs print.
spladow We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!
sourrrgrass lulz if you figure out how those work in c++, maybe you can explain them to me.
sourrrgrass D:
lovesgnomes yeah I only do telegrams now.
sourrrgrass wat?
sourrrgrass I found you the best one: c​a​t​b​.​o​r​g​/​j​a​r​g​o​n​/​h​t​m​l​/​B​/​…
lolcatstevens I don't mean to alarm you, but it looks like a fish has somehow snuck into your aquarium.
anwolf3 u trolling?
mexitlan but I still owe you 10-12 favorites for introducing me to Efterklang.
mexitlan I listened to it, and then spent the rest of the afternoon learning that Azealia Banks's oeuvre is shockingly bad except for 212.
spladow woohoo! congrats :)
spladow empirejs link 404s for me.
f​r​o​m​h​o​l​d​e​n​.​c​o​m's "pre-order" button takes you to kickstarter. Yup, these new kickstarter guidelines are working grrrreat. cc spladow
lolcatstevens I <3 moarcats before it was cool.
mexitlan spooky! Possibly the result of all the eldritch javascripts I've written.
armst spladow all the other kids were doing it! Stop looking at meeeeee s​h​o​w​e​r​g​r​o​w​l​e​r​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
armst I have a bottle left over from last year. Does beer age? Buying more regardless...
spladow that pre-Rilo Kiley band by Jenny Lewis: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​G​Q​A​F​5​x​…
It takes approximately 7 thousand clicks to get from "Home" to a larger version of thomasisreading's new profile picture. Worth it.
spladow are there more cats in it now? If so, I take full credit.
spladow geographers have been Educated Stupid.
anwolf3 yaaay
anwolf3 there's a bing app with okay directions you can download. just don't tell them I sent you, okay?
anwolf3 told you to wait before updating :P
After a hard... hour or so of Borderlands, going to bed at 9:30. #devlife #soold
spladow I think I know how to parlay cat-sitting into some sort of tv deal: b​u​n​n​y​f​o​o​d​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​3​2​1​3​8​5​4​1​2​…
spladow gotta use one of your rugged bearded bike trips pictures!
spladow I might be going to bib2012 too, it'd be great to meet the IA people.
m4dh4tt3r twitter lost the threading information (because lulwebscale). I was replying to the tweet where you said "bears re-posting."
m4dh4tt3r boo for not featuring bears.
spladow La Sera from your last.fm charts is a member of The Vivian Girls! It's a Christmas miracle in my music library!
lovesgnomes could be worse: t​i​n​y​u​r​l​.​c​o​m​/​9​a​l​p​j​g​l
spladow i​s​r​y​a​n​a​t​t​h​e​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​c​o​m is your handy guide to whether I am not work--updated in realtime based on which cell towers my phone is near
spladow fair enough. i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​x​y​n​z​D​.​j​p​g
"I wonder if this story really needs a third made-up word for shoes?" - Not Neal Stephenson cc: spladow
spladow m​e​m​e​g​e​n​e​r​a​t​o​r​.​n​e​t​/​i​n​s​t​a​n​c​e​/​2​5​4​9​8​…
Just like that instapaper guy, my twitter client does not comply with new guidelines. Hip at last! i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​y​a​V​S​u​.​g​i​f
spladow the cart does not exist yet. the cart has a facebook page. the cart wants you to pledge $40. the cart will have speakers, I guess.
thedaniel spladow I feel like the person who said "let's slap the logo right here" on that bag hates freedom and Rietveld.
iheartfood I do not understand, but whole-heartily approve.
spladow can you believe it's sitting unopened on my shelf? Review so far: new book smell is A+.
Ads in search result, not fooling anyone: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​J​S​7​y​X​.​p​n​g
spladow see also what's yours for the cost of 1 visit to the san fransisco public library: e​z​p​r​o​x​y​.​s​f​p​l​.​o​r​g​/​l​o​g​i​n​?​u​r​l​=​h​t​t​p​…
spladow if survey-level econ papers are your jam, o​c​w​.​m​i​t​.​e​d​u​/​c​o​u​r​s​e​s​/​e​c​o​n​o​m​… is an amazing hit list
spladow I'd suggest backing away slowly from the Kahneman book. He makes good science during his day job though, I promise!
anwolf3 lovesgnomes man, you both have completely forgotten proper mini-golf form. you're liable to hit the cars in the parking lot!
anwolf3 lovesgnomes way ahead of you: I clear my Fall schedule for pokemans even on years they don't release new pokemans.
bottlethecrazy my vote for Best Use of a Hashtag in 2012.
anwolf3 l​i​n​d​a​c​l​i​f​f​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​R​i​n​g​s​T​J​9​8​3​.​h​t​m​l
anwolf3 Isaiah 24:11 "There is a crying for wine in the streets" #alwaysbedrinking ???
I'm turning all these email notifications back on so I can uninstall apps. I wash and wash but I will never be clean.
spladow for the record, I <3'd that tweet with 0% self-awareness.
@donald_booker I feel the need to make a halting problem joke about that progress bar.
anwolf3 the beach?
unsubscribe links on kickstarter emails keep 404ing. I love you, but I'm flagging all these emails as spam.
mexitlan edprats lolcatstevens I feel like all this comma time could have been spent listening to David Lynch tell stories about cats.
lolcatstevens mexitlan edprats so many things I like in one tweet. The only thing missing is "David Lynch" or "cat pictures."
spladow sometimes science just needs to feel nice about its shoes, you know?
spladow I need your shoes. For... science.
“Fire Island, AK” by The Long Winters is my new jam. ♫ t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
spladow sorry. I wouldn't take so long to send them if you didn't include so many cat pictures to distract me!
bottlethecrazy I really liked your post about ducks. Moar tales of duck architecture, please!
mexitlan francisco_ramos aww, that makes my day. I hope it's useful, and I'd love to see what you make out of it.
Jon_Dickman everyone I show this to gets a wild, faraway look and reads wiki/Quantum Mechanics. I'm not proud.
spladow people keep asking me why I'm making a weird face. that's the face of business!
anwolf3 the scanners? s​i​m​p​l​y​s​y​n​d​i​c​a​t​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​…
Naming your OS "retweet" is like naming your child "Mayor." Your kid is not a mayor.
spladow p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​1​1​6​3​4​9​1​8​3​2​2​8​2​1​…
mexitlan spladow tara I'm just gonna be a debbie downer here and suggest that it the thunder you both heard could be unrelated.
anwolf3 ouch, harsh
DMRostal so is Rock Island any room that armst and iheartfood are rocking in?
DMRostal awesome! It's got a great Oatmeal vibe to it.
DMRostal it's not exactly our usual thing, but I didn't think you'd mind :)
paging DMRostal l​a​u​g​h​w​h​i​l​e​y​o​u​c​a​n​m​o​n​k​e​y​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​2​0​1​7​9​4​4​0​5​…
current status: g​i​f​b​i​n​.​c​o​m​/​9​8​5​3​3​7
spladow sweeten the deal: let them know I'll probably just pirate whatever products you recommend.
edprats I knew something was going wrong when the printers gained these giant touchscreens...
spladow some weird canadian version? fixed: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​X​k​d​j​.​j​p​g
The real reason spladow won't be my xbox live friend: i​n​c​a​s​e​i​m​g​o​n​e​.​f​i​l​e​s​.​w​o​r​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​1​/​9​7​8​1​5​9​…
bartonlorimor I see you didn't let that 5 year old ruin it for you. Say hi to LASERS for me!
edprats take it back you take that back!
Rick Santorum: "Dart frog secretions are dangerous? Dart frogs seem to handle them just fine!" #iscarbondioxidedangerous
mexitlan you know my motto: Always Be Ragin'. Also, I think you got us both on the no-fly list with that hashtag :)
AndrewPettit spotted your name on the movie poster--way to go!
In which I have feelings about names and stuff: p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s​/​m​y​-​n​a​m​e​.​…
Today in horrifying bee news: j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​5​8​9​2​2​9​6​/​s​t​u​d​y​-​…
spladow I liked Neuromancer but not Count Zero. Would I like Pattern Recognition?
spladow too long, clearly (both brunch and the dance).
spladow they believe my name "FiveThousand Lobsters" may not comply with the name policy. linked to twitter to prove this is my id.
spladow true story. luckily I backup everything up yesterday!
google+ suspended my profile 3 days before the deadline for review. current status: (ノ□益□)ノ彡┻━┻
power pandemic / nationalist extremism / cyber command cloud (inspired by a​n​i​m​a​l​n​e​w​y​o​r​k​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​2​/​t​h​e​-​d​e​…)
If you see anyone wearing i​m​a​g​e​s​.​s​e​r​o​u​n​d​t​a​b​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​g​o​o​g​l​i​g​h​t​i​n​g​-​o​… poking around my profile, it's just the Google+ Name Police p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​1​1​1​6​1​3​2​7​9​7​6​7​9​6​…
My old tech blog posts are back: p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s For some reason, Shadow DOM has gotten a lot less crazy since I wrote these.
trippy: on twitter looking at spladow looking at twitter y​f​r​o​g​.​c​o​m​/​k​k​4​3​b​k​p​j
lindseyrostal spladow DMRostal iheartfood armst I remember King Pan Pan being involved somehow.
“Dark Night Of The Soul (Feat. David Lynch)” by Danger Mouse, Sparklehorse, and David Lynch is my new jam. ♫ t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
armst woohoo!
spladow that is pretty tasty.
“Crossfire” by The Elkcloner is my new jam. ♫ t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
The direct message UI has become some kind of lightbox horrorshow. It's amazing how few messages I can read on this big monitor.
DMRostal armst spladow in my 3 days of trying p90x, I learned that it makes downstairs neighbors plot your death. X-treme!
Oops, I had an invite after all but had sent it to the wrong email address. Disregard that.
I was bragging that I "totally got into the Glitch beta" but it was all a lie. Can someone send me an invite before I lose face?
I hit "favorite" on his tweets so often twitter probably thinks I'm a spladow sock puppet account. That's probably the right call.
Someone on last.fm just asked me to help them pirate a single track. Is this awesome? [y/N]
anwolf3 have fun--that sounds like a blast!
lolcatstevens alternate plan: *.aw*.amazon.com should go to c​o​n​s​o​l​e​.​a​w​s​.​a​m​a​z​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​n​s​o​l​e so I can save 10 minutes each day.
thedaniel thank you for the weirdest 7 seconds of my day.
DMRostal you and this person should be friends j​a​m​e​s​h​a​n​c​e​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
No one cares that you read the huffington post before getting on twitter today and know the word "awry."
If you are currently trying to think of a synonym for "backfired" or "gone horribly wrong" for an article title--write about anything else!
spladow g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​b​i​g​b​a​d​/​e​d​u​a​… also: nerd!
Convert images to multipage PDFs from the command line: u​s​e​r​s​t​o​r​i​e​s​.​b​l​o​g​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​0​7​/​1​1​/​c​o​n​v​e​r​…
Based on recent performance, I predict @godaddy will put out a new press release in 4 hours, in "double support" of SOPA.
bottlethecrazy I'm transferring 3 domains. The whole "hunting endangered animals for fun" should have been my last straw.
solstice + air travel = microday
spladow whew. Results 2-1,000 are quite different.
spladow I'm afraid the phrase "cabin porn" is ambiguous. Can you be more specific?
nerf guns are "cubicle decorations," for some value of "decoration"
spladow better answer: if they refuse to sell things to you, we can siege!
spladow 'fraid not, but the store should be up by Feb.
The reason my cubemates are going to love tomorrow: p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​1​1​1​6​1​3​2​7​9​7​6​7​9​6​…
The snippet "cat foo | haste" captures everything that is great about following the unix philosophy s​e​e​j​o​h​n​c​o​d​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​1​2​/​1​5​/​h​a​s​…
Your precious === will not save you: a[2] === a[[2]] // true
I'm liking the "are we joking? use our product!" vibe I'm getting from j​o​t​l​y​.​c​o
DMRostal <3
thedaniel congrats! I thought mathowie's review was especially positive.
I've been noticing more and more My Little Pony avatars in the wild. I'm sitting this one out, memeosphere.
Hurts so good: h​a​s​v​e​r​i​z​o​n​r​e​l​e​a​s​e​d​t​h​e​g​a​l​a​x​y​n​e​x​.​u​s
Just noticed that Schemer is a Google product. Going to check the copyright notice on all other websites I use today, just in case.
everything I believe is a lie?! c​d​n​.​t​r​e​n​d​h​u​n​t​e​r​s​t​a​t​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​p​h​p​t​h​u​m​b​n​a​i​l​s​/​…
retiman just imagine how a company that was not laser-focused on UI perfection would have done it!
spladow I feel like a soldier who abandoned his post. Absent WithOut Brunch.
spladow I finally found some commentary on the new xbox ui: r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​x​b​o​x​3​6​0​/​c​o​m​m​…
XBox Live is down. I thought you should know.
Jon_Dickman earn Xbox Live Epeen by just surfing at home. Ask me how!
My last 3 twitter spammers were suspended between the time they first followed me and when I got the email. Not bad!
DMRostal spladow how could you tell it was a shoop? was it because of the pixels?
DMRostal spladow i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​U​v​u​8​H​.​p​n​g
lo_fidelity I'm afraid to ask where mysql fits into all that. SELECT * FROM Landings ORDER BY time DESC ?
First github commit in a while. Pippin: the odd command line utility I needed which didn't exist: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​b​i​g​b​a​d​/​p​i​p​p​…
iheartfood amazing.
akoumjian very true. Also state machines.
spladow @lancelakey I know that you're talking about the Methods of Rationality and I feel like it lessens me.
spladow it's like a version of hackernews that only has 2-3 links at a time and always cc: carlo. basically, it's twice as good as hn.
spladow missed all the fuss yesterday. Really glad it didn't end with "Poopin. For the last time!"
anwolf3 is that an extremely convoluted holiday plan, or a typo?
Looks like the opt-out for @rapleaf is still down, days later. Another win for self-regulation, I guess.
anwolf3 spoiler: they will play assassins creed all weekend while you sit in the corner and cryyyyyy
Hey everybody! spladow's faves are totally endorsements, but only of me and products I sell.
"Can dogs have sleep apnea?" may or may not have been googled in my house today.
Activism is hard, let's go shopping: l​o​v​e​s​i​c​k​r​o​b​o​t​.​s​t​o​r​e​n​v​y​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​s​/​1​9​8​3​8​…
Whenever a service like identity.io hits HN, @rapleaf and co have "unexpected errors" preventing anyone from opting out. Classy!
spladow the tears of our users are a sweet nectar unto Andy Hertzfeld. Mayan gods: great at design, but oh so cruel.
Jon_Dickman did you just "virally market"? Is it contagious? #AssassinsCreed4Life oh no!
lindseyrostal my suggestion: Beliebers.
3 ice cubes, one shot of Bulleit, and one bottle of Moxie. Considerably tastier than Bulleit or Moxie.
Jon_Dickman that sounds like a rough gig. You have my sympathy. Uh... wait... uh... die pig?!1one!
Famous misheard theoretical physicist lyrics: "I amble, can Jeff?"
A new date library. Note that this one does not screw up the prototype of Date: m​o​m​e​n​t​j​s​.​c​o​m
Caught myself drawing part of the plotline to Primer in order to explain a grammatical point. I'm afraid nothing I say will ever make sense.
lo_fidelity very nies
bottlethecrazy as a first step for debugging, I'd suggest disabling all extensions like WiseStamp which may interfere with the page.
spladow apparently you need to have a Facebook account to use Spotify? And also to affirm that you "hate freedom"?
spladow looks interesting!
HN gold: "You should also try to avoid Tweeting your admin login creds if this is an issue." n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​3​1​9​3​2​9​2
bottlethecrazy if the default is hurting your eyes (like when I look at it through my laptop's privacy screen), try Mail Settings -> Themes
armst never be sorry for that!
Can you hear it? The sound of a thousand smarmy "how to *really* scale" articles writing themselves? i​s​u​p​.​m​e​/​n​e​t​f​l​i​x​.​c​o​m #chaosmonkeymyass
the doctor also have me a gun with one bullet. I guess this is how PPOs work now?
Current status: g​i​f​n​i​n​j​a​.​c​o​m​/​a​n​i​m​a​t​e​d​g​i​f​s​/​2​…
"Let Me In"s cover says it's the "greatest American horror film in the last 20 years." Related: spaghetti is the "best American pasta ever."
There was a bottle of vodka in the punch, which means there was 10-20% of a bottle of vodka in the 5000lobsters.
Can't stop pasting "☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)" into text fields today.
bottlethecrazy Paying. For. Ads. That is all.
retiman do they like Jack Black's films besides Fung-Fu Panda? Are they crazy about Picks of Destiny or Nacho Libres?
Brunch and a $150 shirt for $17. I'm making a note here: huge success.
anwolf3 you first step is admitting you have a problem.
Today I learned World of Warcraft is still a thing that people, somewhere, play: u​s​.​b​a​t​t​l​e​.​n​e​t​/​w​o​w​/​e​n​/​g​a​m​e​/​m​i​…
spladow !
Casuistry: the cause of, and solution to, all of my problems.
Just Cows: Cowpatty Smith and Robert Mooplethorpe. #firedfromhalloween
Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes is no longer streaming on Netflix. Suffer as I have suffered!
llebon might I suggest "convincing the cats you love them more"?
In a previously unexplored drawer of the kitchen, I discover biodegradable, Fresh dueling butter knives. Fancy!
Blackberry down for 4 days, doesn't make HN frontpage. Research in Peace, RIM.
In the vein of NUMB3RS and Fringe, I propose a police procedural with an actual wizard. You're not fooling anyone, Science.
bottlethecrazy have you tried it? You are the person I know most likely to have an ipad and an opinion about the new app.
DMRostal spirit guides lulz
lovesgnomes Emily and I have decided this is the funniest thing you have ever said. Congrats!
The burning question of the evening: "Whither Tarascos?"
Modest Mouse playing before a corporate meeting. It is strange to be alive.
bottlethecrazy price discrimination is easier when you don't post prices. Good luck!
DMRostal no nipples visible. I am dissapoint.
Listened to an interesting talk by @nolanbushnell today. I feel full of strange and new ideas.
Stay tuned for this important message from FAKEGRIMLOCK: a​v​c​.​c​o​m​/​.​a​/​6​a​0​0​d​8​3​4​5​1​b​…
anwolf3 awesome! Good luck!
DMRostal I see you had "David Search" on.
Fremont is messing up again. Must. Change. Datacenter. s​t​a​t​u​s​.​l​i​n​o​d​e​.​c​o​m
iheartfood Are you sure you're allowed to talk about them on a social network they are not sleeping with?
anwolf3 What's this about Romulans?
Phonegap enters the Apache graveyard. Good riddance, faux-html phone apps: g​r​o​u​p​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​f​o​r​u​m​/​#​!​t​o​p​i​c​/​…
Jon_Dickman In my brief stint as a detective, I have killed about 1 person every 30 minutes. Am I doing this right? U jelly?
retiman I figured out that my fancy monitor was set to 480...p? Now I don't have to use Dummy Buzzer Mode and I can see clues.
armst Dummy Buzzer Mode took care of the first few cases for me. I want to turn it off, but I can't see a damn thing in this game.
Are the clues I'm supposed to find in LA Noir invisible to the naked eye, or is all this kitten-picture staring finally caught up with me?
Emily's novel is now more fully on the internets: a​t​t​i​c​u​s​r​e​v​i​e​w​.​o​r​g​/​g​r​e​a​t​-​d​i​v​i​d​e​-​a​…
spladow netflix has a series called "Intelligence" that is kind of about that.
Who decided to set up a margarita machine in the cafeteria at 4 on a wednesday? My code is about to get its swerve on.
I wish to buy the "Scumbag Steve" hat, but search engines fail me. Twitterverse: bring me a url, for the sake of lulz!
spladow if they are this jazzed about the temp catered food, imagine the blog post when the real chef and kitchen show up...
spladow lasted for 3 hours yesterday. forgot to build any kind of defenses. "angered" the arabs by not handing them all my tech. #badatciv
Has it always been impossible to see who I'm following on mobile twitter, or was this a recent change to screw with curmudgeonly desktopers?
Canvas is now open for public signups. The *new* new worst image ever will be discovered by a million children in 3... 2... 1...
bartonlorimor What does "temps soar" even mean? Downvote! Downvote I say!
a) using your proxy for dns should not be hidden in about:config b) what is this I just don't even--- b​u​g​z​i​l​l​a​.​m​o​z​i​l​l​a​.​o​r​g​/​s​h​o​w​_​b​u​g​.​c​g​i​?​i​…
DMRostal your PAX-missing tears.
spladow I can't tell if you are going to the penny arcade expo or just really like tweeting about the portland airport.
bartonlorimor congrats!
My job is weird. I rediscover each day that the word "test" does not appear in Alice in Wonderland.
spladow true story. I read most of your tweets through twitter dumps on my favorite "literary analysis majors on twitter" tracker.
anwolf3 think of the upside. Would you really want a brother from *Ohio*?
Dear sites with interstitial ads, I know the article is not really loading while you show me this car I should buy. ♥, Ryan
anwolf3 churros. free lunches every day. driver's license. #reasonswhyimsosoveryfat
DMRostal I cannot stop sending you links like this. I have an addiction r​o​l​l​i​n​g​r​a​b​b​i​t​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​0​0​8​7​5​8​4​5​…
1337p337 damn, that is fierce.
Ah. s​t​a​t​u​s​.​l​i​n​o​d​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​0​8​/​p​a​r​t​i​a​…
. linode is something terrible happening in fremont again? status.linode.net doesn't mention any current problems.
1337p337 chneukirchen for something like a settings page, yes. If you are trying to hide the fact that /post/437 exists at all, then no.
DMRostal you like the second one better.
DMRostal y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Q​l​g​O​o​d​…
DMRostal I missed your lunchbreak, but for the next one: b​l​e​e​d​i​n​g​c​o​o​l​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​0​8​/​0​5​/​w​h​a​…
Oh for Christ's sake it rolled it's own url shortener, uninstalling again.
Until an official api is released, this seems like the easiest way to get your twitter in my plus. http://sgp.cm/d6f8cc
I thought I could stop following all the people who moved to Google+, but it was a crazy dream. You kids are tweeters 4 life, I guess.
jxson did your phone autocorrect "least" to "Keats"? Classy!
llebon found an ancient blog by the Tim from Tim and Eric, thought of you and Nick: t​g​t​t​m​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​s​/
1337p337 they are closing the 405 this weekend: driving is now impossible. I'd invite you to my bunker, but you'd end up stuck in traffic.
jxson wait, but then what about all these blogs I read about web design? Doesn't that make me an expert?
1337p337 the meaning of your recent tweets eludes me.
DMRostal Just crouch behind a bush in shame, like everyone else.
DMRostal Saw some pictures, thought of you. t​h​r​e​e​w​o​r​d​p​h​r​a​s​e​.​c​o​m​/​c​a​n​t​w​a​i​t​.​h​t​m
iheartfood Yo dog, I heard you like social networking...
DMRostal What are the odds it finds even more updates after it finishes restarting? What are the odds that happens 2 more times?
spladow The names of the circles, they have no meaning. They made some defaults for you, but you can delete/rename them all.
akoumjian You got a gig at Hipmunk? Congrats--those guys make a really cool app!
It is now possible to send Google+ invites. DM me an email address if you are interested.
retiman That is awesome!
retiman You've been agitating about a tatoo for weeks. Pics or it didn't happen. And it didn't, because Min Huang: so predictable :P
anwolf3 new fad: nose studs with SWEARS on them!
How long does it take to burn an image into an LCD monitor? http://twitpic.com/5ejptq
All kinds of toys today. Yes, I would like to take a 24" monitor home...
My new photo badge is holographic, and when you move it from side to side I wiggle my nose. So cute!
1337p337 retiman thought of you: r​u​m​p​l​o​.​c​o​m​/​t​e​e​s​/​t​e​e​/​7​4​2​0​-​…
nyan cat without the flash fat: m​i​c​h​a​l​b​e​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​c​s​s​-​n​y​a​n​-​c​a​t​/
retiman shiny!
OH: "The airlines are making these seats smaller so we'll all think we have obesity."
WebGL as an attack vector: c​o​n​t​e​x​t​i​s​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​s​o​u​r​c​e​s​/​b​l​o​g​…
Twitter's web client heard you like short urls so they shorten your short urls so you can shorten urls while you shorten urls.
bottlethecrazy I gave up on cuddling screens with the advent of LCD. Too pointy!
It took two weeks to make my first commit at the new job. At least I still have my looks?
brentajones bartonlorimor my spellchecker suggests "trustworthiness." Coincidence?
Cheevo unlocked: Survive Nooglerweenmas.
Mobile websites pushing you around? Remind them who calls the shots in your (mobile) browser: http://bit.ly/j4gGys
thedaniel is it "Don't tell anyone about Fight Club?"
That special, Victorian brand of horror: the air outside the Phoenix airport is clearly on fire, but people out there don't seem to notice.
spladow second only to "I will tag you in a facebook album!" in the annals of modern dire threats.
jxson burn it with fire, as a lesson to the others!
Today in SAP: leave credit card behind in coffee shop, consider the pros and cons of crafting a new identity.
spladow sending coworkers the message "Sweet Analytics, tis thou hath ravaged me!" is a little racy for my first day. I'll build up to it.
The good news: I'm on Books. The bad news: I have no use for this Marlowe quote I found for Analytics.
My email has just beened DOS'd, and I can't fix it until my ISP shows up in 2 days. If you need me, send a pigeon.
The prose is horrid, and this amount of child rape per page can only be described as gleeful. I just threw "Game of Thrones" into the trash.
Isn't it suspicious that serving pie with ice cream has remained a la mode for so long? I, for one, welcome our dessert overlords.
The Big Move 2011 is brought to you by our sponsors: Gin, Tonic.
Prediction: The writers of The Mentalist will team up with the creators of Prison Break to write season 4: The Mental Prison Break.
Today is a good day. http://twitpic.com/50q9x8
anwolf3 what? You're not fun loving?
Silver Lake Jubilee. Saturday. Noon. theamorfatiLA's finest will be reading on the Penn stage. Spoiler: Emily Kiernan will be there.
akoumjian have you ever asked "But does it have tiling?" with a straight face?
anwolf3 that's child labor!
Jon_Dickman I've decided to interpret those tags as "killed someone, cooled off by playing LA Noire." #youarebecomedeath #destroyerofworlds
bottlethecrazy way to rock! App reviews are the new bug reports.
retiman awesome! When is the episode going to air?
retiman I can't view that photo without a facebook account, for some reason. Post it somewhere saner?
anwolf3 aka the lovesgnomes school of packing
my rooted android droogs: the permission denied app changes everything http://goo.gl/tR0lI
Found a block from Nick's party. Represent? http://twitpic.com/4uukz1
Great tip gjdillon thanks
Jon_Dickman these wounds won't seem to heal / this pain is just too real / there's just too much that time cannot erase
retiman awesome!
bottlethecrazy try the ahi tuna sandwich at Blue Plate Oysterette http://www.yelp.com/biz/blue-plate-oysterette-santa-monica
spladow armst @dmrostal I'm... I'm just so happy.
LA Festival of Books! Sing me your sweet, siren song!
retiman http://i.imgur.com/Q73jA.png
spladow shorter answer: science.
spladow a broken mop handle with a pocket knife taped to the end, constructed to reach an oven mitt I dropped behind the stove.
DMRostal I just noticed that your day 129 sketch looks a lot like Cave Johnson http://goo.gl/JCytD . Related: http://i.imgur.com/qujsf.jpg
retiman http://i.imgur.com/UkOAj.png
anwolf3 aww, I hope you at least got your key!
One way I stave off the "privacy versus convenience" tradeoff http://goo.gl/lNsvZ #freedomthroughcomplexity
spladow DMRostal today at Rudy's I overheard that it was "Jazz Mondays." I miss you crazy QA labbers!
Jon_Dickman I guess your classmates are Mother Nature's plan for ROFLMAO.
bottlethecrazy next best thing: I'll deliver a photo of my ice cream. http://twitpic.com/4orooi
Woo middle of the pack? http://github.backtype.com/profile?username=thebigbad
bottlethecrazy DMRostal now there's a brand you can trust!
DMRostal bottlethecrazy tumblr? blopspot? pshaw! clearly, blogging software should be written in some odd language and impossible to use.
bottlethecrazy I know, right? I keep catching myself typing while staring blankly into the space to the left on my monitor.
iheartfood I fly to Mountain View for goup hugs/orientation May 30th. What's with the puppy calendar in that office photo from yesterday?
I drew this last night before I went to bed: http://i.imgur.com/Oeg6E.png Sleepytime Ryan: what the hell, man?
Jon_Dickman now I just need to make a creepy grey robe out of... rocks I guess.
85% through, I realized I'd been building Cthulhu's Parking Garage. http://i.imgur.com/QP8wY.jpg
jeffrafter https://gist.github.com/555607 is exactly what I needed today. <3
Having a blast with duostack's beta node hosting. I have no idea how deployment works on it, and I'm glad.
DMRostal Did you see all the "likes" that post has? You are practically internet famous!
hhorbach an avatar that's mostly just a suit and tie, huh? I'm on to you!
thedaniel armst I've been training my whole life to watch nyan.cat
a japenese cartoon about economics? what alternate vacation-universe have I stumbled into? http://goo.gl/ovQpd
lovesgnomes what do you think of Patrick Rothfuss? If it's half as good as the number of times they say Harry Potter... http://goo.gl/l3d9C
Come for the domain, stay for the rant http://sayyouresorryforwhatyouvedone.blogspot.com/2011/04/douglas-crockford-for-javascript-good.html
spladow I've convinced the Senate that net neutrality means getting your wifi back. My explanation makes as much sense to them as anyone's.
1337p337 I'm worried that you've grown over-reliant on tools.
anwolf3 lovesgnomes I know, right? I bet she doesn't even *like* gnomes!
Jazzed to fill out the short form (1040A) this year, instead of that bullshit 1040. Next, I'll be writing about early bird specials. #soold
iheartfood my nemesis VEEEEEGAAAAAS!
bottlethecrazy are you on a plane? You should dive out, Die Hard style, and come eat lunch with me.
Last lunch at borderstylo will be at Flaming Patties at 1:30. iheartfood armst onward, my droogs!
bottlethecrazy epsons website should have drivers you download. I mean... uh... nerds!
Jon_Dickman I think I saw this on tv once: better drink your own piss!
today my jam is "Embarcadero" by cocobrycebeats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcGprDN-LUA
bottlethecrazy protip: for added savings, your garbage bags can double as a halloween costume: http://goo.gl/NNAhj
borderstylo thanks for the shout out, user #3
I made another internets: https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/gpefjbgfcieojljmoekfkaccdcibnadn
spladow that tweet is the best evidence so far that I am really a spam bot. your help in keeping up the ruse has been invaluable.
FF4: XrayWrapper replaces XPCNativeWrapper, terrifying expando properties have been nerfed.
I think I'm going to like being a beach person. http://twitpic.com/4gmebe
I hereby dub Huntington Beach "Glendale-by-the-Sea"
bottlethecrazy your community manager is in another castle
spladow outside of a browser, I'm no good at graphics programming. That square is a tiny miracle.
spladow welcome back to the fold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
Barring accident, I will probably outlive Linus Torvalds. This seems impossible.
@20DollarLens we'll always have cat pictures!
spladow the one where Mary Poppins tells you horrible truths? Me too!
thedaniel aphex twin is perfect--thanks for the tip. Next week I plan to listen to this "elvis presely" the kids are talking about.
Breaking up with your startup is hard to do. http://twitpic.com/4db4dr
spladow alright, give it another go. tumblr look in my crazy eyes: I will scrape this shit if your api keeps giving me a subset of my favs
spladow http://pseudony.ms/thomblr -- this time for serious
anwolf3 how many of us need to get on twitter before we qualify as a pack?
And now it's eating my poor, helpless timers: http://www.joshmatthews.net/blog/2011/03/nsitimer-anti-pattern/
ImageDocuments are still a nightmare in FF4: https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=550612
spladow Business Cat wants to help you be more like Hemmingway. Scratches the hell out of your hands.
Found "The Boiling Shrimp" today. Fair warning: you have 3 months to enjoy seafood before I finish devouring the ocean.
retiman vim can even be eclipse: http://eclim.org/
@zwadia the links at the bottom of shsh.sh, they do nothing.
trevor_hancock Thanks for setting me straight! I'll give "Pearl of Death" a try.
Basil Rathbone's Sherlock Holmes is disappointingly friendly and well-adjusted. I'm sorry for ever doubting you, Jeremy Brett.
1337p337 "Hey, I heard you love installing packages, so I made every little clock widget depend on GDM."
edvakf is an evil genius. just saying. https://github.com/edvakf/Pause--Pause--Pause-/
spladow The new terms are not retroactive, so the books they have now are safe. Also, broke publishers robbing broke libraries?
jxson it's an underwater hotel in Fiji. Very cool! http://www.likecool.com/Poseidon_Underwater_Hotel--Building--Home.html
spladow the only winning move is the burn down Linode's Fremont datacenter.