archive of my
tumblr quietly deleted my novelty account, coooooool archived:
lol url injection
you like it when I tweet 100% of web assembly stories at you, right? this is a valueable service I provide
you have now become what you feared: the Man.
suggested it double as a snack tray, for max hedonism
DIY project: a Hedonism Bot figure with IR eyes that sends "play" at my TV, so Netflix never asks "still there?"
dec 14, 2015 at 4:51pm
It's all fun and games until you try giving contemporary poetry to your in-laws for Christmas.
dec 17, 2015 at 10:28am
Just FOIA'd the FBI to try to get the Wu-Tang Clan album from Martin #Shkreli - Let's party!
Grey's Anatomy 20XX: MechaDith Grey competes with Actual Sentient Train McSteamEngine for a shot at Head Archon of the Hospital Galaxy.
dec 16, 2015 at 3:50pm
Guys, Left Shark happened THIS YEAR
sep 23, 2015 at 6:46pm
“You got this, car! You got this!”
dec 16, 2015 at 1:44pm
Missouri GOPer abruptly withdraws bill revoking striking athletes' scholarships
when through stages of being blocked in 30s just now: I'm blocked by x?! why am I blocked? everyone must listen to me! oh shit, that's why.
dec 16, 2015 at 3:48pm
Say hello to Chuq. He just wants to fit in. 11/10
The reason real politicians don't bellow about bombing everyone is because they thought about it for half a second. Not media bias, reality.
Getting close to a century since armies politely lined up to shoot at each other, rhetoric must account for this.
Any time someone says "let's bomb them," the press should ask about civilian casualties. It's not a "gotcha," it's a reality of modern war.
538 livestream is boring because the debate is content-free, no stats to talk about.
oh shit now I have to vote for Trump because America needs a rad "chaos president"
now THAT'S the cyberpunk future I was promised
I guess: "Something must be done. Declaring war is something."
Selling emergency reserves at a $30/barrel loss makes no business sense
no one gives a shit about CNN's pre-debate coverage, so they won't tell us when the debate starts
The coveted "Meow the Jewels" endorsement
what are you
boo it's sending all requests to wolframalpha :(
alternate definition: "a way to add danger and spice back into your js relationship after you've settled down and added type checking."
Explained casting as "lies we tell to turn build time warnings into run time errors."
This has been "Ryan Rides the Bus Home for 2 Hours and has Opinions About Presidents." Thanks for tuning in.
Did you know that McKinley was illustrated by Edward Gorey?
Did you know that The Birds was inspired by a dream Hitchcock had where Warren swooped in and stole his baby?
Johnson could totally be like the dad on Leave it to Beaver or something. TV Dad President.
Eisenhower was a sentient worm man.
"Sure, before I was president I was the voice actor for Scrooge McDuck. It's no big deal though."
like who is Charles de Lint, and why is his entire bibliography on the list?
What's the story with the reader's list for
? Early online voting without captchas?
dec 14, 2015 at 7:21pm
dec 14, 2015 at 12:20pm
French National Front Fails to Win Any Regions in 2nd Round
lots of rain, hurrah!
Don't Starve is the QWOP of survival games. The UI is your only enemy.
I'm going to use the phrase "get down off of that cross, we could use the wood" in a work email this week, somehow.
On unrealistic TV coders,
: "That's true, I casted a fireball the other day (into an int, my compiler was pissed)"
dec 12, 2015 at 9:19am
says #ksleg Rep. Steve Brunk may have given political quote of the year in article in today's Eagle
demand is so high that
will not reduce the number of visas. instead it'll give more visas to big corps.
a new book by Lois McMaster Bujold in the Vorkosigan Saga series is coming out soon!
Is Vertarilax not a real twitter account? Would this podcast about Foon lie to me?
Trump's threat of an independent run is more empty bluster
Reading Wool while I play Fallout 4, because I like to feel sad about the post-apocalypse.
dec 8, 2015 at 7:53pm
I just got this ridiculous email. What to do?
don't hate where the puck is, hate where the puck is heading
Hoping Trump goes away on his own isn't working for the RNC.
"mojibake" is my new favorite word. I keep cat'ing binary files and getting this--it's nice that there's already a word.
mar 4, 2015 at 3:19pm
Is Waffle House open? That's one way FEMA determines the severity of local disasters. #publichealth via
dec 8, 2015 at 1:22pm
dec 7, 2015 at 9:11pm
accidentally turning on front facing cam be like
dec 7, 2015 at 7:15pm
A new poll shows a new leader in the GOP Iowa race — and it's not Trump or Carson
dec 7, 2015 at 12:47pm
No, you don’t have an absolute right to own guns
dec 7, 2015 at 11:34pm
I took the opening bars of "Killing In The Name Of" and stretched them to 4 euphoric minutes
dec 7, 2015 at 11:43pm
Dogs jamming a fork into an electrical socket instead of using the Moments button.
We hunted and killed a tree today. Our slow rotation nearer to the sun is now assured.
aug 13, 2015 at 8:32pm
Next generation Monopoly pieces: -Croc -Fedora -Prius -iPhone -Starbucks cup -A thimble because we've made very little progress in that area
The earliest occurrence of the phrase "That's So Krampus"
the odds that group dms (released january) are exposed in the API is approximately, 0% right?
the most metal of twitter apis
"The scientific analysis...do not support any claim that there was a meaningful exchange...before he was shot."
Billy Crystal napping in the bg really makes this video:
is that a foolish grin I see under that beard? how much did he drink before filming started?
Marvel is a surprisingly big part of my wish list, thanks to a series of moves like this
dec 5, 2015 at 11:19pm
Congress moves again to block investigation of congressional insider trading.
Let's see whether the Constitutional or Air Bud scholars invade my mentions first. Two notably aggressive groups on this, the on line.
There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't be president. Probably. I mean, who reads the rules?
dec 5, 2015 at 9:53pm
This is beautiful
dec 5, 2015 at 8:08pm
This is very important!!!! Someone find the difference. I think this children's menu is Bullshit!!!
dec 4, 2015 at 11:49pm
I lost a friend - You’re Tiny People. Can You Open The Fridge And Get The Lemon?
dec 4, 2015 at 3:53pm
I don't know anyone else who's done readings and craft analysis of flavor text so if you like writing you may enjoy
but they aren't doing shit with it.
Netflix even sent my an email about this one. Thanks, algorithms!
Very Murray is this year's Grumpy Cat lifetime special. get hype!
dec 4, 2015 at 8:04am
A Very Murray Christmas is now streaming on Netflix
Had to check my sent mail folder to make sure I got the First Day of Dogemas right. Dec 15th!
dec 3, 2015 at 3:45pm
The only meaningful thing that is going to curb gun violence is fewer guns.
That Torvalds/Stallman/Arch story just sounds fake. I can't find a recent news article this "DRM implementation project at FSF."
dec 3, 2015 at 11:28pm
Breaking: Pentagon chief to announce how women's roles in the military will expand. News conference at 12.
nov 17, 2015 at 11:55pm
So inspired right now
dec 3, 2015 at 10:02am
"This is a political choice we make"
dec 2, 2015 at 11:24pm
let's all get jobs
"The future blood space war" checks every box in my aesthetic.
dec 2, 2015 at 11:39pm
In a little less than a month, we'll know if 2016 is the year of Linux on the desktop!
dec 2, 2015 at 4:12am
Considering how you usually mention "reforming" players… — #LeagueOfLegends Unfortunately, permanently banned ac…
Oklahoma officer picks up miniature donkey on the loose, transports it to safety
"The Word for World is Forest" is amazing Golden Age rocketships and lasers sci fi!
Just flew 300 miles in the wrong direction. Damn you, hub-and-spoke network architecture!
somewhere in here is an api to pull data from my bank account without pay my back a monthly fee, I hear.
yodlee has the most amazing web 2.0 funnely website ever. I click and I click through bullshit and there's no where to hand them my money.
Little shit chain motel trying to set their checkout time an hour earlier than the receipt says. Fuck you very very much.
nov 24, 2015 at 11:02pm
Why the media won't say Donald Trump is lying.
Come to Bill's in the next 30 mins if u want an ass kicking.
how would emailing me 5+ times about cyber monday make me go to your site?
me in every photo
's new schtick is holding a saw in all photos. She calls it "saw style." I don't think it'll catch on.
nov 28, 2015 at 9:54pm
do you ever "finish" working on something and then immediately find 6 things that need to be improved
nov 23, 2015 at 5:15pm
Just sort of use the side of the spoon, Alanis
Back in the Ohio after a decade away, watching The Game with my family.
nov 28, 2015 at 12:50am
When Satan tries to scare you but you're reading the latest edition of Who Cares
it's after thanksgiving so
nov 27, 2015 at 4:34pm
Currently crowdfunding for a new microblog that's anti-abuse and ad-free
sign up & retweet
nov 27, 2015 at 10:01am
Watched Street Fighter in black and white. Turns out it's actually a masterpiece?
nov 25, 2015 at 1:07pm
This is a special issue of
, not post-Fox merger coverage:
nov 27, 2015 at 5:34pm
Uhhh I'm going to need a bit more information about the Hive
nov 27, 2015 at 4:14pm
just bought some discount glitch clothes from
's shop and you should too if you wanna be a pixel witch <3
flash horror: the lights went out in the Jack in the Box™ restroom
nov 27, 2015 at 9:14am
Check out Erykah Badu's (
) new mixtape, 'But You Caint Use My Phone,' featuring André 3000 and Drake.
nov 27, 2015 at 10:16am
The man bun is just the current stage of pony tail guy's evolution into hair unicorn.
nov 26, 2015 at 9:11am
i'm watching an illegal stream of the macy's thanksgiving parade b/c 2015
nov 25, 2015 at 10:38am
*Ryan digging for the seatbelt* "Scapel! Suction!"
Amazing dedication to getting the video released.
nov 25, 2015 at 9:08am
i only punish the moon
nov 24, 2015 at 8:34pm
idea for a haunted house: dimly lit thanksgiving dinner with all the family members you can't stand and no alcohol
Reading the large print edition is like biking in the wrong gear. I keep turning pages but nothing's happening.
I'm flying with an actual reptillian. "My moisturizer!" they scream. "My skin!" they shriek.
nov 24, 2015 at 3:08pm
why the fuck would i be VP in my own feminazi dictatorship
nov 24, 2015 at 12:06am
coming soon: uber for ghosts
everybody, put aquavit in yr hot cocoa. everybody. c'mon now.
nov 23, 2015 at 11:15pm
a voight-kampff test but for cats and it's just a box that's slightly too small for it
at least I'm not working at the "reassure Carson that he's right about the pyramids" call center
it's a hard line of work, calling Trump all day claiming that I, too, have seen the things he imagines. hard, but someone's got to do it
I think this Jessica Jones show could be good. I think the character deserves better villains.
trump's nonsense is only "allegedly" false if you don't do research
Don't speculate on what was on TV during 9/11, here's the archive:
Media: pay an intern to fact check it or smth
nov 19, 2015 at 10:41pm
What we know about Paris terrorists -Not Syrian -Not refugees -No encryption What the US is focusing on -Syrians -Refugees -Encryption
the serenity to accept the terms of service I cannot change the courage to change the terms of service I can and the wisdom to know the diff
Best ad for a vape so far
its just so much. so very very.
nov 22, 2015 at 1:05pm
meeuw was a lot of people's breaking point.
nov 22, 2015 at 1:06pm
In Animal Inspector, you decide the fates of house cats, family dogs, and beloved snakes:
Beautiful glitch grenades in Fallout 4
nov 20, 2015 at 10:46am
-i'm starting a new podcast -about early, weird, embarrassing, intimate internet experiences -here's the cover art
nov 22, 2015 at 12:17pm
You can't afford to live here, but it helps!
nov 21, 2015 at 8:53pm
I'm so done with these thirsty ole Memphis ghosts.
nov 20, 2015 at 8:54pm
First day of dance rehearsal
Based on the number of times David Bowie says "how I wonder where you are" in various songs, maybe he's just singing to find his buds?
For each one, Trump could issue a statement claiming the reporter misunderstood him, and he was saying the opposite--or some third thing!
I cannot understand any of these Trump quotes. I mean I cannot parse them.
nov 20, 2015 at 9:44am
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nov 19, 2015 at 10:33pm
ARTISINAL TAKES CRUSH YOUR OSMOSIS
nov 19, 2015 at 10:35am
A Modest Proposal to End Terrorism on American Soil
nov 19, 2015 at 1:23am
I hadn't heard about these documents discovered in 2012. America DENIED. ANNE FRANK. Access to freedom. Now...
“some ignorant people believing that somehow the terrorists have a store, a gift store, in the middle of...Colorado”
nov 17, 2015 at 5:50pm
WOAH. #tech worker calls for @Google,
, others to pay more in #GoogleBus #SF program for public transit.
So this is just a different map projection right? One of those offbrand nonmercators?
nov 18, 2015 at 9:04am
Let’s say this woman was robbing this home. Do the police need to come 17 deep, guns drawn, to stop a thief?
lol im in a target
nov 17, 2015 at 7:16pm
of all the affects represented by cereal mascots, my favorite is the languid yet implacable desire of the sugar bear
JUDGEBOT 4000 is a major buzzkill
the only companion I can ever have around is the dog, because he doesn't mind my drug use and murders
nov 10, 2015 at 8:17pm
Dear Fallout 4 modding community: please replace the baby with a cat
nov 17, 2015 at 2:23pm
“Knowledge is not power. Power is power.” —
nov 17, 2015 at 1:13am
I need this job immediately. I thought I liked my job. I did not. I need THIS job.
feb 28, 2015 at 11:34pm
[enter password] ilovedogs [password must contain at least one special character] iloveAirBud
at the risk of sounding like one of those "rationality" assholes, this seems useful:
US Mint prints money, hypocritically won't let me print money in my basement.
so cool of those online sports betting corps to donate all their revenue to augment state taxes.
nov 16, 2015 at 8:10pm
Like, do Tim Berners-Lee and Vint Cerf ever feel like Robert Oppenheimer?
nov 16, 2015 at 7:14am
If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions.
Totally wiped on my bike then did the Traditional Young White Guy Over-Communicate that I'm Hale through Gestures Dance. You know the one.
may 16, 2015 at 9:46pm
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
I must have these shoes
When you don't know where a mystery is going and then bam you see it 5 seconds before the reveal is a high that I'm always chasing.
How to Get Away With Murder is incredible. The last episode on Netflix had me laughing maniacally at the screen. Such good twists.
dec 20, 2014 at 6:14pm
Stop saying you're "watching Netflix." There's no show called "Netflix." That's like saying you're "eating microwave."
I buff in Fallout 4 like in order drinks at brunch: take all the uppers and all the downers and go nowhere very fast.
You can turn a key in a lock from the other side, with pliers or long, long nails.
Is everyone tweeting about "super packs" mad about enormous rucksacks?
oh god do supply lines not share anything outside the junk category? is there no way to sync weapons?
Spent the day debugging my supply lines in Fallout4. I had 2 subtrees and not a complete graph. so much damn hate
Fix mistakes quickly, admit things you don't know, work through problems out loud. Give the interviewer lots to write.
For the basic data structures in your fav lang, look up the api. How does it look when you: insert, remove, sort, iterate?
Brush up on big O() notation, it'll come up. memorize trivia: for loop O(n), nested loop O(n^2), best sorting O(n log n), hash lookup O(1).
Ask to interview in the language you've written the most in. for/while loops and ifs should feel easy, so you can focus on the hard stuff.
I did a little mock interview with her and had some advice that might help people out here in twitter land who are in the same boat.
It's summer intern interview season in software land, and my lil sis is applying for the first time.
nov 14, 2015 at 2:54pm
This one body is not very durable, and when my attempts at maintenance fail I will cease. This is normal for humans, like me.
I am singular, I have one body, and I only know things that this one body sees or hears about. This is normal, and not terrifying.
the floor is lava, the shadows are people you knew in high school
Why did I download 4.5 Gb of Fallout 4 in Sony's UI, and then get thrown into a much shittier download UI for some indeterminate time?
nov 10, 2015 at 6:45pm
Shia LeBeof is still at it
nov 10, 2015 at 7:17pm
the type of "4" in this lang is any finite numeric type greater than the number 3
nov 10, 2015 at 6:44pm
This John Cena WWE 2K16 glitch looks like a spell from a Harry Potter movie:
nov 5, 2015 at 10:14pm
My motivational poster is a majestic eagle soaring over the words "You can always quit."
nov 9, 2015 at 8:38pm
I don't think there are as many special places in hell as you guys seem to think.
[to the tune of "Hotline Bling"] 🎵 you used to call me on my cell phone 🎵
installed a shelf above my bed, just in case nothing else kills me in the next earthquake
this home depot I'm passing is not my home depot. how is a man to sail by these fickle and shiftless stars?
nov 6, 2015 at 3:45pm
apparently being internet popular doesn't necessarily sustain a lifestyle
heard the A6's yesterday. super great, drummer and guitar a la White Stripes, rocked the shit out of the coffeeshop
the jokes about rural CA write themselves
when I die on Mars, I want to roll like John Carter. prop me up on some dune, dick hanging out and sword in hand
fucking saaaaaaame "You did not have enough adversity in your life to make for a compelling personal narrative."
nov 8, 2015 at 12:33am
Sometimes I'm tempted to try to be dumb in like a clever way but I think it's better to just be dumb in a dumb way.
cant wait for ben carson's hot take on
Paul Corman Roberts said we're all beautiful, so you know it's real
nov 7, 2015 at 9:15pm
Anyway probably also should add hashtags so #meteor #oakland #sf #apocalypse #endofdays #repent #repent
nov 7, 2015 at 10:48pm
nov 7, 2015 at 10:59pm
I'm reading Ben Carson's last book and this whole thing about Aeris surviving his playthrough of Final Fantasy 7? I'm going to look into it.
just another day on the fireman farm
love too use off-brand search engines that no one bothers to send a DMCA notice too
"Admit it; only then will you escape the cycle of suffering and rebirth."
lol im in a regional park
People Who Can Speak in Public 4 Pres
I hope no one thought that my critique of shallow analysis was support for this confused incorrect dude
it's very important that everyone on the internet know that comment section rando Sara is a good cook:
nov 6, 2015 at 3:32pm
GO BACK TO SLEEP, SHEEPLE SLEEP SOUNDLY AND PEACEFULLY, SHEEPLE I'LL LOOK AFTER YOU ALL MY LIFE, SHEEPFOLK
"a republican presidential has kind of muddled thinking in his shitty memoirs" is not gonna get a lot of clicks I guess
what carson wrote in his book. this isn't exactly a huge gotcha moment, and I wish politico didn't try to run it that way.
an important looking government dude telling you at a banquet that he can help you get into west point is kind of sort of maybe just like
any admission to west point is a "full scholarship" in the nonpedantic sense of "you won't have to pay for anything"
okay so, ben carson wrote in a book that he got a full scholarship to west point. politico is super hype to write that he didn't, but
my xbox account was broken into and my family is getting strange phone calls. did some internet mob sempai notice me?
the new slowed down chipmunks failed to capture the weirdness of Dave's voice mixed in:
The Chipmunk's cover of "My Sharona" slowed down until the vocals sound normal and the music... does not:
nov 5, 2015 at 12:13pm
Remember remember, Guy Fawkes was the doctor, you're thinking of Guy Fawkes's monster.
nobody told me that James Spader was my big goofy metal dad in Avengers 2. what is wrong with all of you?
nov 5, 2015 at 4:05pm
I too was built to store grain
nov 5, 2015 at 9:19pm
feed then to our smug immortal cats.
Once we cure all disease in animal trials, what are we going to do about these smug, immortal mice?
I unsubscribed from 11 subscriptions with @unrollme. Life is busy. Your inbox shouldn't be.
nov 5, 2015 at 5:31pm
I hope RL Stine's cameo in the Goosebumps movie was credited as IRL Stine
nov 5, 2015 at 5:20pm
There's an embargo on the review embargo for Fallout 4, lol. Here it is!
sep 1, 2015 at 1:21am
the year is 2024, one type remains, String
nov 5, 2015 at 1:28pm
a lil reminder that I’ve started
a tinyletter/podcast to help u ~relax~
mar 4, 2015 at 1:33pm
Understanding uptime: 98.12% - you have a few problems 99.65% - you have no major problems 100.00% - your monitoring is broken
nov 4, 2015 at 11:08pm
I read Moby Dick and I assume the movie will skip over the encyclopedic ocean creatures sections 🐢🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🐋
nov 4, 2015 at 11:13pm
of course i am wrong. twitter is merely another medium to proliferate images of my dark masters, who i serve 🐈👿🐕
the settings for
currently status: 😷📺😭😭😭
like, someone's intern read on some forum that the "h" spelling was doper and noone ran spellcheck on the damn thing
Is is weird that the spelling of "marijuana" is inconsistent between the bill's short title and body text?
just like mama used to make
christmas bicycle season starts earlier and earlier each year
nov 3, 2015 at 9:41pm
PRINCE XIZOR AND HIS LIZARD SEX PHEROMONES
nov 3, 2015 at 9:41pm
A good endorsement for Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries would be the sad whale noises i made during every single episode
twitter UI doesn't have enough hearts I am helping: 💖 💖 💖 💖 💖 💖
Grey's Anatomy 10x24 is the most indulgent episode of television ever produced.
nov 3, 2015 at 12:10pm
I just installed the Stylish extension, added a CSS rule, and now I'm basketballing tweets.
nov 2, 2015 at 10:53am
a lot and I admire the fuck out of
honesty right here
aug 23, 2015 at 3:38am
Looks like my cat has 6666 followers! Congrats
no love for "Ghost in the Machine" ??
connected an old chromecast, looks like I named it "nostrils the clown" nice.
nov 1, 2015 at 4:37pm
goat in a hot dog costume
to the collective drone space badass aisle
oct 1, 2015 at 12:52pm
Alabama passes strict voter ID law then closes ALL drivers license offices in black counties.
sports: still the only "acceptable" reason to riot in US
I am Spider-Gwen!
is the Sordello of board games. 5 games in, can't tell if Macgregor is the ghost or the castle or humans or ??
oct 31, 2015 at 5:20pm
look at this hipster douchebag
watched half the Babadook first thing in the morning and now everything is ruined.
The Babadook (2014) synopsis: children are monstrous, Australian children doubly so.
My affect is more "exMidwestern Garbage Person" now.
That article about "Midwestern Nice" is spot on.
oct 26, 2015 at 1:31pm
"No, our patois is about saying only what is necessary, and actually even less than that."
I just typed "internet" into the address bar, and was annoyed that nothing autocompleted. I have no idea what I expected to come up.
Forgot to feed my dog breakfast, so he's going to eat me in my sleep for sure :/
oct 30, 2015 at 11:41pm
NEKO ATSUME IN ENGLISH, GUYS.
oct 30, 2015 at 11:46pm
Starting at midnight, prepare for this Halloween's most terrifying horror game: TWITCH INSTALLS LINUX.
🎶 like explaining dramatic irony to the editor of the Toast 🎶
Marlboro college is still using that course visualizer I wrote for them in 2008:
Blast from the paaaaaast!
[while shredding on air guitar] NIGHT BAGELS
wtb a vr demo named "LOOK AT THIS CAT, JUST FRIGGIN GAZE UPON THIS CAT ALREADY"
AN ALL NEW IMMERSIVE MEDIA EXPERIENCE -- how every new piece of expensive consumer hardware ever made is marketed.
oct 27, 2015 at 9:14pm
Wait, this U2 VR experience is from APPLE? Holy shit, what a way to say hello with your VR efforts.
oct 27, 2015 at 11:36pm
NaNoGenMo 2015 Spend the month of November writing code that generates a novel of 50k+ words.
racist grandpa Roger Moore is acting up at the thanksgiving table again:
oct 27, 2015 at 1:48am
oct 27, 2015 at 12:45am
party dont start til i walk in.
oct 26, 2015 at 7:41pm
documentation is hard
It looks like the Spider-Gwen hoodies are back in stock. At least, I was able to preorder one:
TIL "edible" is a low bar
ugh that silver cake spray is disgusting. there go all my mad max food joke plans
oct 25, 2015 at 1:34pm
ME: bartender. another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]
Grey's "Song Beneath the Song" is no "Once More, with Feeling" tbqh
oct 24, 2015 at 4:26pm
has their Amigurumi Dinosaurs back in stock (eeee!)
Famous Presbyterian spokesperson Donald Trump
oct 25, 2015 at 1:10am
you guys ever hear about websites? they're like books but online and just absolutely the worst, just fucking miserable
twitter's indexing sucks. "Die Hard twitter" is only indexed up to Oct 6 today:
"maybe the intro shouldn't include trivia about this one movie. it's not like everyone is going to be a Die Hard... diehard..." - emily
"That baby is ready to tend bar" that's not how pregnancy works, that's not how any of this works!
1 minute into Die Hard: "He's smoking in the airport?!"
!! but they renamed Hitler St, what are we all yelling about?
LRT what the actual fuck
oct 24, 2015 at 10:42pm
Once a Nazi camp, a Long Island community still keeps rules requiring "German extraction"
I would weep for whoever they put in charge of cataloging my nonsense. my beautiful nonsense
"There's no guarantee it worked" how you know some surgery 100% totes worked in Grey's Anatomy.
oct 24, 2015 at 12:44pm
Come to my house tomorrow, Twitter. I'm doing a thing. I'll be dressed like Bruce Willis.
oct 24, 2015 at 12:54pm
new phone who is this?
drinkin hot chocolate w/ anejo in my kitchen on a friday night
oct 23, 2015 at 8:53pm
The Khan sighs, sword heavy on his hip. This had gone on long enough. How many invisible cities did this 'Marco Polo' visit?
whoops forgot to eat all day and now I'm stuff on a bus for 2 hours
In the Berenstein half of the split universe, Lincoln Chefaa is leading in all the polls.
this isn't my bed these aren't my fingernails
there once was a man from nantucket a smiling, evil man
the eclipse was beautiful until you saw the other moon
the woods are lovely, dark and deep and you can't run forever
you can't move something stands over your bed it's probably sleep paralysis
you locked that door before going to bed you're sure you did
read too many scary wiki article, now I can't sleep. good life choices
's next reading series: The John McClane. 3 parts Irish whiskey, 1 part All-Spice Dram, garnish with glass candy.
oct 22, 2015 at 7:56pm
BACK STREETS BACK ALRIGHT
New Chairlift album!
oct 22, 2015 at 11:25pm
"It's NERF or nothing" was the last sound heard before the universe disappeared into the darkness
make fists with your feet
your books sorted by topic dewey decimal demons
ghostly, high pitched laughter / this tweet is about how tweens are creepy
and in strange eons even print media must die
cupboard doors snap shut a passing shadow doesn't
so new third party clients that don't show promoted tweets are kosher, right?
nights of holding voodoo dolls together yelling "NOW KISS" have finally paid off
Never heard of the Latham Act before:
native advertising : content :: zombie : human
I feel less informed every time I read a news story through Moments, why don't they ever link to articles?
oct 20, 2015 at 8:06pm
sometimes when you are Extremely Mad, it's time to get Extremely Offline instead of staying online while continuing to Be Mad
oct 12, 2015 at 1:21pm
Use of the phrase 'exponential growth' by decade
oct 20, 2015 at 12:50am
Drake dances to the Frasier theme quite nicely.
oct 19, 2015 at 7:44pm
I have 8 open positions at
. We're building an online school for kids, join us in SF:
It's so weird that Star Wars 7 is a 2 hour "Best of Harlem Shake" compilation
Karev stole his vows from some kid--classic Karev. This tweet is super topical because we're in May 2009, the present.
oct 19, 2015 at 10:14pm
sep 1, 2015 at 1:18am
So hey, wanna go on a date with Bowser? Too bad, this game's more like a one-night stand
oct 19, 2015 at 7:22pm
is it ok if paris is my favorite gilmore girls character
oct 16, 2015 at 12:20pm
where can i donate to your patreon
oct 19, 2015 at 4:54am
IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS
my desk is a ghost town
my "Man in the Tan Jacket" costume doubles as a "Man Without Qualities" costume, and neither makes any sense. score!
accidentally found that mad max edible chrome spray while shopping for costume butterfly wings. so hype
"grandfathers build bombs, it just what they do" -
, explaining history and everything else
oct 16, 2015 at 4:18pm
oct 18, 2015 at 1:54am
oct 18, 2015 at 2:17am
Burrito for preparing them
does not compute
I found a seat in the front get rekt
a million people are trying to fit in adobe at once. litcrawl is serious business
What is the best remix of "Get Schwifty"?
plan punny dishes for her next Action Movie-themed reading series. My best so far: Apocalypse Naan
"..while authors are undoubtedly important intended beneficiaries of copyright, the ultimate, primary intended beneficiary is the public..."
Based on ~300 songs with "traffic" in the lyrics, the meaning of all traffic songs is: MY JUNK IS A TRUCK, HOP ON THIS JUNKMOBILE!
oct 14, 2015 at 12:22am
Pretty much. Hee hee
oh my god do all of these tweets end in "heehee"?
oct 9, 2015 at 7:16am
I'm putting in orders, for Starbucks, my treat, what would you like? Vanilla frappe Rappa, or Trente cold brew, what's your flavor? Heehee
oct 13, 2015 at 9:45pm
I think all candidates Democrat Republican or Independent need to all just stop collaborate and listen. HeeHee
oct 13, 2015 at 11:43pm
hey everybody. Guess what. Exactly one year from today, we STILL won't have elected a USA president.
oct 13, 2015 at 10:53pm
While you were watching the #DemDebate, this happened:
how did all these egg account get into the debate?
oct 13, 2015 at 10:47pm
Secretary Clinton, are you prepared to take a position tonight? (HRC leans over to peek at her neighbor's answers; he covers his sheet) "No"
oh shit did he just turn the boring weed question in a justice system reform answer? sweeeeeeeeeet
YOLO 420 NOSCOPE BERNIE
stahp saying anderson in every answer broooooo we know who yr talking to
where did they dig up some people who care how much things costs? didn't anyone tell them this was the dem debate?
I don't want no scrub 4th place democratic candidate / A scrub is a 4th place demoncratic candidate that can't get no love from me
oct 2, 2015 at 4:51pm
my enemies are trying harder than ever to dig up information about my secret RV
oct 12, 2015 at 1:46am
"But that medication expired 10 years ago... on this very night"
it's an ARG. I'll give you the first clue: ladies' medium -> um i'd die males
oh those are eyeball-covered jodphors my friend. xXequestrianXxXcoreXx
put yr inside feelings on yr outsides
night goth / morning goth
but where will I fi--*trips over a literal pile of old phones*
oct 10, 2015 at 9:52pm
"The Baby Boomer Pledge" • Hurry up and die
changed my netflix profile name from "ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME" to "GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS"
because costume expert
any way to turn my rasberry pi into a portable echo/bee-sound adder?
I want to carry around a suitcase with a mic and speaker built in that does funny voice effects, for a costume
[google please show me the goth hat that is not a steampunk]
[are jodphors goth?]
[mens goth fashion], he googled
Because, like, what about people who are excited about corgi races?
Are juggalos the only people who say "whoop whoop"?
CORGI RACING GET HYPE WHOOP WHOOP
oct 10, 2015 at 12:52am
NORTH OF REALITY #78 - HEIRLOOM:
oct 10, 2015 at 11:08pm
It's true! I gave a talk at Google a few weeks ago. Very proud of this one!
<3 <3 <3 <3
sell me an XL spidergwen hoodie... pls take my moneeeeeeeey
I still ask for "the big cup" when I go to starbucks, so why am I over here, all casting the initial stones?
he takes a 12 Mile Limit drink / he takes an aquavit drink / he takes a vodka drink / he posts dank #content on the internet
oct 10, 2015 at 12:06am
1.) Unequivocally, an asshole. 2.) An asshole that has had to endure decades of Starbucks-influenced espresso drinks.
what the hell is a "bone dry" cappuccino? what kind of asshole says that?
totally a "I need the Movie Star Speech" kind of day
chuck norris is a time travelling wizard confirmed:
There are 16 songs on "The Very Best of Todd Rundgren." You can't explain that.
jul 30, 2015 at 11:20pm
At the bank I was told "pick your four digit pincode but it can't be a year." "Aren't they all years?" I asked. We sat in silence for a bit.
AND HOW SHALL YOU DO THAT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE????
oct 7, 2015 at 11:15pm
Ahhhh my corrupted chesslike, Chesh, is finally out! Come play against me online! I’m gonna have a celebration beer:
oct 7, 2015 at 5:03pm
Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.
The first Bitch Planet TPB is out now--get the DRM-free digital version for $8
I AM THE SKIPPER AND I HAVE DONE WELL
oct 6, 2015 at 8:21pm
I don't know why but the well done skipper part makes me laugh.
look at me and my geniusssss
Looking up the etymology of "ox" so I can beat a damn level in a damn casual mobile game.
oct 6, 2015 at 6:09pm
Shit. Perl 6 actually released last night. I need a new thing-that-will-never-happen joke.
sep 23, 2015 at 3:06am
RT if you're thinking about pizza
oct 6, 2015 at 1:57pm
I'm ... So... Excited for Hustle Cat. Please help fund these nyans. Goooooo
Muir Beach selfie
oh god this trailer for a video game makes me cry so much
oct 3, 2015 at 5:49pm
catching up on some light fall reading
My body is a cage / that craves Ginger Os.
Used jackfruit in syrup for
even though the recipe said not to. Not good, but good enough to try again with fresh.
jun 5, 2015 at 3:44pm
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
oct 2, 2015 at 6:06pm
This gif has so many characters and subplots, it's like a Shakespearean tragedy
may 11, 2015 at 2:00pm
Experience with consuming and building a tool that integrates multiple APIs into a chaotic fuckfest of naked and violent imagery.
Ronbledore has a posse.
oct 2, 2015 at 7:45am
oct 2, 2015 at 11:31pm
To err is human; to forgive, divine; to empathize, 💯💯💯.
is beautiful and makes me feel like a hacker when I play it.
is a really fun puzzle game where you drag words into columns.
sep 30, 2015 at 3:22pm
if you find the tone of EMPATHY GAME too confrontational just play this game about interviewing my cat instead:
I made meatloaf, but now I have to wait for it for cook 5ever. Meatloaf is the worst. Hate you, meatloaf.
sep 29, 2015 at 9:01pm
I don't know if that's how Jimmy Kimmel talks but I don't care because he's probably a lecher. I don't trust men who stay up that late...
sep 29, 2015 at 12:35am
hello yes someone asked me to write about the war on drugs for some reason, so i tried
sep 28, 2015 at 4:10pm
Someone animated arms on a video of a baby emu and it's literally the best thing today
“How do you know that it’s Ronald McDonald who’s chasing me?”
sep 24, 2015 at 6:15pm
if u haven't seen PARTY DOGS, an e-art thing by me and
, well, idk, see it now!
sep 27, 2015 at 9:15pm
Extremely weird and fucked up that a giant wolf is eating the moon as we speak, thanks obungler for letting this wolf eat the moon
sep 27, 2015 at 9:22pm
"What did you do last night?" "I WATCHED DARKNESS OVERTAKE THE MOON"
sep 27, 2015 at 8:49pm
Ok, I'm going to try a pretty tricky spell. The moon may become obscured or even disappear for a bit. Panicking is optional but not helpful.
The funniest line in Steven Universe is "Help! I can't relate to my robot son!"
Lil Bruce [talking about a Goat-themed baddie]: "I don't know why he chose an ungulate for his totem." I see you, Gotham writers.
That Meow the Jewels album I was tweeting about last week is totally freeeee:
Game of the Year, for sure.
Finished! Run at the end was awful, and I deffff walked a few times, but still: finished before they tore down the finish line.
About to do a "super sprint" triathlon, aka a baby triathlon for babies. My goal is to finish it!
sep 27, 2015 at 12:41am
a slang I am trying to get rolling is "this is NOT cuddles" when something isn't very cuddles
sep 25, 2015 at 7:52pm
Every blog is required to write an iPhone review. I tried writing one but I think I ruined it. I used many keywords:
Meowrly by Run the Jewels
sep 25, 2015 at 7:42pm
killer neg by whoever left this "trade your junk car for cash" card on my windshield. I'M NOT GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU, OKAY???
wait, it's acceptable to wear jodhpurs now? bee arr beeeeeee
sep 23, 2015 at 9:08pm
Why is SOMA so terrifying? Because it *gets* human nature.
sep 23, 2015 at 2:15pm
This may be our future favorite competitive game:
sep 22, 2015 at 8:23pm
"undo dog" is apparently a thing
THE CONTRACT IS SEALED, I'M VISITING OHIO FOR THANKSGIVING
sep 22, 2015 at 11:47pm
Kids, it's not 2003 anymore and "I spent some time lurking in an on-line community that has nothing to do with me" isn't research.
sep 22, 2015 at 11:23pm
missed out on stickers at spx/stickermoon you can get the latest pack now!
sep 22, 2015 at 2:05am
my friend posted this photo of her dog on facebook and it's been the main thing on my mind for the past 3 days
oh wow, I am wasting my life for sure, given this alternative.
sep 21, 2015 at 2:21pm
I am not allowed to have opinions on ad blockers because until last week I used adblock on my own website
sep 21, 2015 at 1:44pm
Why the heck would a site keep covering a game that scored a five out of 10?
Well lol the train is moving so, glad I didn't need to solve that fucking mystery.
What the fuck are police doing carrying assault rifles around the BART station? Where did Berkeley police get assault rifles?
sep 21, 2015 at 12:40am
Look at this fool sitting like a little boy.
hell yeah, there totally is an Amos After Dark account and I've finally found it :)
Stephen Universe theme and "Creep" by Radiohead are super similar:
everybody knows Art is supposed to be a sterile tower of injokes and references to other sterile Art. get it to together, Art with feelings!
damn it Stephen Universe 1x20, why ya gotta make me feel things?
too hot. I cannot self-mahjong, you must lower me into the jenga.
When I run out of iced coffee I will need to be mercy killed. kthx.
It is so hot in SF! How does anyone live here?
oh my god petz
sep 18, 2015 at 5:06pm
NYTimes editorial board writes about the "craziness" at the GOP debate:
Voyager 5x11 is so good! I forgot all about Dr. Angst and His Angstventure.
sep 18, 2015 at 1:05pm
No man should ever have to choose between their love for ad blocking and their love for John Gruber.
bring me a bot that retweets all tweets that include a mario maker-shaped substring: xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
sep 17, 2015 at 4:09pm
can you ask the sun not to shine, dora can you ask the moon to not glow how can you ask me not to swipe when it was what i was named for
jan 4, 2015 at 12:44am
if the bourgeoisie always survives an economic crisis intact, why not make the entire economy out of the bourgeoisie?
sep 17, 2015 at 12:26pm
Metal Gear Solid V has a secret that seems impossible to achieve:
*dramatically presses the back on his hand to his forehead*
has the right title, but the most "dance major thesis project" music video ever made
oh god I thought the lyrics were "stay tonight." what the hell is this song about?
is the greatest song. I will fight you.
okay now I am into it. you win this time!
Waiting for my baked potato to finish cooking like
sep 14, 2015 at 7:23pm
Oh, I forgot Markdown lets you stick HTML tags in when you're feeling frisky awwwwwwwww shit
sep 14, 2015 at 4:22pm
Y'all, this is the most terrifying (existentially terrifying?) Mario Maker level, I don't even know...
sweet, they called the version of SUPERHOT I played the "short" version
so important it's the whole SERP description
sep 12, 2015 at 11:46pm
i wrote about some curiosities in unicode:
sep 13, 2015 at 4:10pm
FINALLY some truth
sep 13, 2015 at 4:31pm
I made a Super Mario Maker level for my husband. What happens 15 seconds in is AWESOME.
sep 13, 2015 at 12:54am
So, Attacking Zegeta, on the PS4 is the most likely candidate for Frog Fractions 2. ...is the jig up??
I found that post when I was looking for a sticker to put on my laptop to support the devs, lol
that feeling when the SMS client you use has pivoted
it may look like I'm a bot that faves 100% of your tweets, but these are just good #content !!
sep 12, 2015 at 7:42pm
Hands down favorite thing re: dollar store brand Trisonic is the creepy AF fortune cookie affirmations. (see bottom)
Har Mar Superstar and some Doomtree people were in Gayngs. The world is very small.
sep 12, 2015 at 3:32pm
Mario 3 Bowser doesn't like being picked up
sep 12, 2015 at 10:40am
If you're 27 years old, sorry about that :(
sep 11, 2015 at 4:28pm
Ed was up on #tumblr before ayebody. We can't be convinced otherwise. #CowboyBebop
no damn it, someone brought up football and now they are opining on whether or not you need defense. I'm guessing the answer is yes?
oh lord, spare me from the college tech bros I'm stuck on this shuttle with for the next 2 hours
sep 11, 2015 at 7:29pm
Tanooki Mario Dog
Whistle Pig rye is tasty
There's a sequel to Downbelow Station? There are TWENTY SEVEN sequels to Downbelow Station?!?!
sep 2, 2015 at 8:56am
9 Space Operas to Read While You Wait for Ancillary Mercy
sep 10, 2015 at 1:13pm
Very cool piece.. I'm still coming to terms with my music tastes being so crushingly out of date:
sep 10, 2015 at 1:05pm
I Love 2012. So I Decided To Live In It. |
Pokemon on yr phone tho
Took 30 minutes to question my life choices re: not currently being an employee at niantic. Whew, okay, I'm good.
sep 10, 2015 at 2:48am
Here's what Pokemon Go will look like as a location-based mobile game
sep 9, 2015 at 11:21pm
space jam sequels are literally the only things i care about in this post space jam world
I don't work there, but I think Apple might fit those criteria (tech 22% fem 42% PoC)
on the upside, the intranet gets to enjoy two weeks of me spamming cat pictures everyone instead of doing said paperwork
what's up, future/current employers
once a year I have to do a tiny bit of paperwork for work, and I throw a 2-week temper tantrum about it
sep 9, 2015 at 12:06pm
#Hecticube is now LIVE on Google Play!!! Get it while it's hot!
Skulls production is up by 33% in my house. Check out prints like it at
Reddishness by Girls Rituals is super weird and great
sep 9, 2015 at 2:27am
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was this sick 180
sep 8, 2015 at 12:07pm
One reason to want a non-trashy culture is so that one can do trash-like individual acts without taking on the culture's trashy connotations
stop calling it "the literary community" from now on it's Book Town
rick and morty is a thing
sep 1, 2015 at 7:53pm
KAZ: Snake, do you have the intel yet? SNAKE: No, but I've got some upbear KAZ: *sigh* ...what's upbear? SNAKE:
Transcendence is continuously obscured in ornamentation. I want to be with you.
John Muir has a posse
self-conscious about writing these good tweets in the middle of a redwood forest, until I remembered I'm an internet trash creature
And you better start with me, because I will raise up an army against you and I will beat you!
My older sis wrote a thing!!!!!
sep 6, 2015 at 3:14pm
this cats face
poet weddings. these lethal, pressed carbon vows.
sep 3, 2015 at 8:47pm
‘Sesame Street’ named Donald Trump the king of trash 10 years ago
sep 4, 2015 at 7:45pm
Here's why you hate the new Google logo: it is a spot in your vision, a mote that will not wipe away. It grows larger. There is nothing left
sep 4, 2015 at 7:03pm
Highly recommended reading on gender-based #stereotypeThreat, by an MIT undergrad on the
ugh it's the prefect ugly flannel, but it costs a hundo
new shopping technique: prepend "ugly" to whatever piece of clothing I'm searching for
noooo out of stock:
*floating over yr planet* nice.
sep 3, 2015 at 5:11pm
Hey Lyte, here's a problem that's been bothering me for… — Quite a few Rioters don't have formal degrees and the c…
sep 3, 2015 at 9:11am
Racialized Nerdiness: Does Race Play A Role In Being Nerdy?
Feeling pretty Louis Armstrong about this novelty account:
cannot stop reading
sep 2, 2015 at 12:17pm
oh my god roast beef is in hunter x hunter
"Don't bury me until I'm dead!" he shouted, after-dinner pint of ice cream clutched in unsteady hand.
sep 1, 2015 at 5:14pm
google's new logo
sep 1, 2015 at 4:25pm
"sweet bro and hella jeff" escape from the world of internet forums and comic book conventions.
sep 1, 2015 at 11:23pm
Love blooming on the battlefield is against the ToS
aug 31, 2015 at 3:23pm
This pic of the actors behind Jurassic World's raptors is way more disconcerting to me than the actual CGI raptors.
Sat down and beat the SUPERHOT backer beta in one sitting. Seriously fun, go preorder the real thing:
aug 31, 2015 at 11:11pm
"This cocksucker here, I found him in a storm drain... Look at ‘im. That’s one fuckin’ nice kitty right there.
"I failed my driving test the first time I took it," he whispered to Night Twitter.
"I had haters back then. I've had haters since Red Lobster."
Where is the tumblr that collects pictures of Data's nipples poking through his suit? Where is it?
Damn it, if that's the far left of the spectrum what the hell is the middle?
He's like a budget James Franco, what the hell happened between 1987 and Prison Break in 2002?
I can't believe how young and happy Rob Knepper looks looks in this episode of TNG
aug 30, 2015 at 12:57am
Hey night crew (EST) - 14 days left for the pur programmer shirt
In the flooded basement, the water is dark and still. And then, a ripple.
is it shitty to read yr first poem in a decade at an open mic? (asking for a shitty friend)
aug 29, 2015 at 5:01pm
i don't care if he won four consecutive championships over four different sports. ain't no way i'm lettin a dog on this here jai alai court
The Changing of the Converses.
oh damn and I guess there are other risks:
How do EVE live streamers work? Doesn't broadcasting their location/cargo make them targets for PvP?
aug 28, 2015 at 8:55pm
Grumpy cat is “oh, so excited” about becoming a Madame Tussauds wax figure.
aug 28, 2015 at 11:52pm
The pause between the high leg kick and the ball dropping is everything I live for (ht @kansascardinal)
aug 28, 2015 at 11:35pm
oh i like lemon ice cream, does lemon ice cream make me… — There's many things you could do to try improving your …
Just had a beautiful moment with 5k other people screaming at our laptops while
failed to hold a stick
crap, my youth pastor was right
aug 24, 2015 at 3:51pm
occasionally I think "this is it, this is the best dog photo I've ever seen"
INTERNET, GO TO YOUR ROOM
making satanism look hella uncool, gang:
Just used the phrase "ivory terrarium" while suggesting someone was both an academic and a reptilian overlord. Pretty proud of myself.
Oh cool, it's the part of the election cycle where presidential candidates pretend to give a shit about civil rights in China? Good, great.
before he was on the HN front page:
sips her first pumpkin beer of the year, then smiles. Forecast: couple more months of it not being winter.
jan 11, 2015 at 7:16pm
i was trying to find out whether 9/11 is canon in friends and i found a whole fucking paper on it
T+0: "let's use ranked lists!" T+100h: "let's grind up the voters for food"
is amazing voting system wonkery. by my count, it took about 4 hours to recreate yr fav totalitarian voting system.
nice recap of hugo winners (and losers), and rule changes to make next year's even better:
oh god, that's "updated 7 days ago," not "posted 7 days ago" :O
lol 7 days of migration and still not back
it's the 90s, go for it
The rate at which Bee and Puppycat is generated is insufficient for my infinite hunger for Bee and Puppycat.
it sounds like the Hugos made us proud tonight.
aug 22, 2015 at 10:26am
In win for labor, workers at Google Express delivery company--employed by contractor Adecco-vote 77 ro 43 to unionize
aug 21, 2015 at 4:22pm
Why can't I complete this reservation on OpenTable? JS syntax error? oh…
to get pumped up before exercise I rock out to
Move in day at Berkeley, so parking is a charred hellscape.
"From the first sip of coffee to the last sip of bourbon" is heteronormative, but also how I start and end my day?
aug 22, 2015 at 12:00pm
Relax & explore a strange, inviting world in MINKOMORA by
Bandcamp version of song is clearer, but you don't get to see Omer Gal dressed up like a unicorn:
Heard Cookie Tongue a while back, finally remembered to look them up. So weird, so good:
is now freezing the game after each action to let players vote on next move. with bullet time they might have a shot.
when some sort of libertarian reddit bot finds my tweet and brings a wave of terrible #content down on us, I'm sorry
forget it, no matter how much I want to be like Rory I am not going to read the Fountainhead
I just want to have read all the books mentioned in Gilmore Girls, is that so wrong?
eww I think I just ran over a bag of soylent with my bike D: friggin nerds leaving their nerd food in the streets
while we were jogging, Soup stole a whole loaf of homemade bread off our counter. daring, to cross us when we're so swole.
gah I just jogged for 30 minutes and now I hate this garbage world entire
aug 18, 2015 at 4:50pm
Recent studies suggest the water in California, there’s plenty of it, and you shouldn’t worry so much.
Is there somewhere I need to go to accept my poetry millions or
I put a poem on the internet last night, and still don't have a million dollars
I wrote a poem! It includes the line "instas beyond instas":
Hold on I think I'm writing a poem
aug 18, 2015 at 4:45pm
got stuck in a hole today.
Today's regimen: 200 meters swim, 8 mile bike ride, 7 servings of Pizza Rolls™.
End of summer fitness goals: be able to run a mini-triathalon while still feeling terrible about the way I look.
Freyd, J.J. (2015). What is DARVO? Retrieved [today's date] from
aug 17, 2015 at 1:01pm
I just published “Not Another Code of Conduct Bl0g!”
aug 17, 2015 at 1:18am
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me I needed room to climb in.
this of course solves everything since it's not like anyone could just, oh no ooops my hands
Animorphs author wants books to be free online, publisher sends in the lawyers:
jul 7, 2015 at 4:46pm
Gotta love those Twitter accounts with egg avatars who are like NO TIME TO CHOOSE A PROFILE PIC, I GOTTA GET THESE RACIST TWEETS OUT PRONTO!
I haven't ever made it past the first monster in dark souls, from watching the steam I can suggest: don't always jump into holes
it looks like they are starting with the first one. heat death of the universe permitting, they might move on to later titles
today's @twitchplaysdark blessing: 15 minutes of a grimdark hero climbing stairs and then falling back into a hole
Looks like we all had the same idea: getting completely the fuck out of this sweaty city. Parked on the Richmond bridge.
aug 15, 2015 at 11:55pm
I wrote about preparing for the police to kill me for
, I'd be honored if you checked it out.
aug 9, 2015 at 11:59pm
manic pixie father figure
there is no such thing as "leftover potato chips"
omg how did I just discover the world of full-bleed glitch tshirts? here's an amazing example, by
an augmented reality app I could support
"an untitled young Han Solo film" eeeeeeeeee
aug 13, 2015 at 7:22pm
users can now join in on all the post-apocalyptic fun happening at
shout out to the kids planning a bank heist on the bart. larpers? gamers? bank robbers? regardless, into it.
Jurassic Park at the Paramount, aw yiss
D'oh, off by $111. Get cookies and make
's campaign more metal at:
aug 14, 2015 at 3:07am
AM I IN A CREEPYPASTA NOW IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS
the only thing more amazing than the thomas the tank engine wiki entry for ringo starr
aug 14, 2015 at 12:27am
Retweet if you're a Pokemon master
aug 13, 2015 at 12:18pm
dying please help me, mallory wrote about ender's game
aug 13, 2015 at 11:48pm
Facebook Dumped Intern After He Pointed Out Messenger's Creepy Location Tracking
I'm participating woo!
That street signs background it def new since I last tried it. Pretty sweet!
aug 12, 2015 at 12:32pm
I made a new trailer to celebrate the launch of Sentris.
The music in the trailer was #madewithsentris
2 grumpy 2 enjoy cartoons
aug 12, 2015 at 11:10pm
President Obama’s Letter to the Editor – via
aug 12, 2015 at 2:00am
I know! Their teeth are ENORMOUS, too. They can't be up to any good.
Some horses have 2 sets of canine teeth. For murders, probably.
Horses are probably killers. Just my hot take.
aug 11, 2015 at 3:53pm
As if Dark Souls wasn't hard enough, someone had to go and beat the game using ONLY voice commands! 30 hours and...
aug 11, 2015 at 10:46am
Tech-shuttle company is accused of thwarting efforts to unionize its drivers
aug 10, 2015 at 5:20pm
Well, that was an interesting way to end a Monday...
we are all going to die patting ourselves on the back on our foresight
"Tyrone Harris Sr.... said he was not allowed in the hospital and was told to remain on the sidewalk outside."
last night. The pepper jelly was so, so tasty.
aug 10, 2015 at 2:20pm
Well, I've written a few to address this: 1)
one day in 2010, there were fresh sour cherries for sale at Berkeley Bowl West. never forget.
I remember seeing this on real TV, back in the stone age!!
aug 9, 2015 at 2:35am
And now for something completely different: here's Batman singing Jigglypuff's lullaby.
for all my earlier japes, that was a fun mystery, and I want to read a thousand more like it
aug 9, 2015 at 2:51am
"An Unsuitable Job for a Woman" by P. D. James
heard the phrase "i didn't ask to be born" at a reading last week. can't shake it: so true, so goth.
on the subject of PD James, who the fuck knows the word "theurgy" but writes on the next page "untypical"?
totes just heard a story with a Crooked Little Vein reference
5:30pm at the Stork Club,
miiiight be reading about my livestock semen adventure
aug 8, 2015 at 5:29pm
PATREON Q&A: Why do so many fighting games have such byzantine backstories and story modes and lore? Aevee Answers!
it's PD "Thighmaster" James! After 30 pages of one book, I assume you could flip one open at random to get yr thigh fix.
Just when you thought you could handle The Berenst*in Bears... prepare to be destroyed by Ronbledore:
so far, this book is mostly about people politely pretending their thighs aren't touching. into it
reading some pd james. u cant stop me, theres no god.
I made muffins this morning and brought them to work, but now I am too full to eat more muffins. #MuffinGate
aug 7, 2015 at 1:44am
If you're into interactive art, interactive poetry, Twine, #altgames, tangential-fields-that-games-can-learn-from, etc: check out #ELO2015
ill never get into weird twitter if I start making sense now thomas!
Sometimes you're the dog of wisdom. Some the dog.
Just remembered this line from "Kiln People" by David Brin: "Sometimes you're the grasshopper. Some the ant."
aug 6, 2015 at 10:06pm
i can't believe all of the major republican candidates want to cancel steven universe
aug 6, 2015 at 9:40pm
ted cruz doesn't have a flag lapel pin wtf #gopdebate
"If you were hoping for our protagonists to stop fucking seals and horses and whatnot, you will end up disappointed."
truly the most masocore game of 2015
Came back to The Hole Story after a few weeks, remembered the game started with me stuck in some shrubs
aug 4, 2015 at 9:27pm
i will chronicle my attempts to make the worst houses ever ala
how did yr optic nerves taste?
My poor performance at pub trivia finally has an explanation: divergent timelines.
aug 3, 2015 at 10:51pm
This is my new hobby.
We managed to win anyway, no doubt due to our amazing friendship. #PS4share
goddamnit when did I switch from reserved instances on on-demand? I'm paying amazon $30/month to run a damn blog!!
Brijacked! is the greatest Isometric episode ever
my habitrpg character is going to be killed solely by my poor impulse control
aug 3, 2015 at 5:26pm
we were given a ghost pepper plant and it doesn't seem to have any peppers yet… OR DOES IT?
oh god why did I open that link
Mt. Diablo, in August, is a trifle warm.
aug 2, 2015 at 9:53pm
could I interest you in some terrifying Christian youth fiction from the 90s?
Trump4Prez is lolfunny, but remember how dangerous his bad ideas are. Riots aren't the problem, they're a symptom.
aug 2, 2015 at 12:48am
good night everyone
aug 2, 2015 at 12:04am
playing with the set of all staircases, shaping it into something orderly
made a bacon-infused cocktail today. very sugary, and yup that's bacon alright
Halo 2 never happened. Pistols are still OP as ever and Bungee, will never, ever leave MS and make a boring mmoshooter.
I loved it as a child and it's let me down ever since.
Mille Bornes is the Sonic the Hedgehog of card games.
twitch chat is garbage
soo... how many people got shipped the wrong Exploding Kittens receipt today? make any new friends with the same order as you?
y do i even have a phone anymore, now that ive beaten lifeline?
several hundred words drowned in 230 HTTP requests and 23.5 MB of cruft:
jul 30, 2015 at 4:34pm
Today I realized that, from the outside, my writing process probably looks a lot like compulsive peanut-eating and/or an absence seizure.
yr design looks so amazing! (don't make the window smaller or you'll cry)
no, I'm trying to invite you to play Rocket League with me, semi-coherently
you got one of them PS4s? my lil sister and I are majorly hooked on this rocket soccer game, but she needs to sometimes sleep
Oh good, hoorah!
sure, what should I rewrite them into? Harry Potter slashfic?
jul 30, 2015 at 12:53pm
Police shootings won't stop unless we address this problem no one is talking about
sometimes I get lost in a corner during a match and honestly just want to see what happened
In a standard ranked match, the whole opposing team quit and then we scored on ourselves. Not proud of this one...
this game only downloading data when the app is open is literally murder. when i die of hatestroke... tell my family... to use platform apis
jul 29, 2015 at 1:13pm
The full release of Spooky's is out! If you haven't tried it yet, its free! I'm very excited and you should be too!
jul 29, 2015 at 12:12pm
Freedom Planet at #SGDQ: johannhowitzer VS Mylexsi airs in 3 hours! (Sorry if I butchered your names! Good luck! 😂)
On a totally unrelated note, where can I get a print with hella goat skull on it?
Love the art style? Think witches are *so* 2015? Support the artist to help get this game shipped:
In honor of #SGDQ, here's a video of the world's first/only Fantastic Witch Collective demo speedrun:
a friend bought me a dogecoin for fun and then it was stolen online. I got the full cryptocurrency experience for cheap.
Journeyman is a 2+ player chefventure game by the creator of Hot Guys Making Out. Haven't played yet, but <3 the pdf:
projecteuler is nice, but not what I'm asking for.
Suggested so far: Quirrel and Tulip. Biggest criteria is a good community, don't want her first OSS experience to be awful.
My lil sis is an undergraduate CS student, and I'm trying to find friendly open source projects she can cut her teeth on. Any suggestions?
The - symbol in
is so perfect.
jul 28, 2015 at 3:55pm
Not pretty at all. Don't take deals like this. Don't offer deals like this.
jul 28, 2015 at 3:03pm
oh no this is too cute
Not sure what to think about that anon xojane article on queerness?
to the rescue!
jul 28, 2015 at 10:41am
The Last Days of Kathy Acker
my phone is dying and all i can think of are these good tweets
jul 27, 2015 at 6:01pm
Watch me play a silly game where I sell weapons to potatoes:
did we just watch the Toejam and Earl record get smashed by 2 minutes?
"a heavily constrained old-school cartridge-based system that doesn't actually exist"
jul 27, 2015 at 2:23pm
Subscribe to Offworld's TinyLetter and every Monday you'll get a love note with our best stuff from the previous week
front page is 80% there now (resize
for lulz). need to stop procrastinating so srsly.
I don't want to dilute my #brand: fights with squarespace CSS and jokes about 90s cartoons
I don't understand why Twitter Co keeps trying to get me to buy ads. No money is being made here! I don't need more $0 faster!
Chiaotzu definitely just tried a man-in-the-middle attack on Piccolo and the wish dragon.
jul 26, 2015 at 1:45pm
50% off pre-order discount!
- only $2.99 until Aug 10th! (reg $5.99) #indiedev #gamedev
jul 26, 2015 at 9:54am
really into brutalist architecture
git commit -am 'hahah are you kidding me with the inline styles?
3.06 GB, including the red alert soundtrack and a lot of gregorian chants. the past is a foreign country with a lousy soundtrack
found a dvd in a box i never unpacked with the mysterious label "music lib 2/2" i am so excited to see how much 90s ska i fit on a dvd!
it's really hard to mix squarespace's default grid css with custom stuff, seems like I can only count on it in the main content area.
First person to harrass me in Rocket League chat was low-skilled. It's not a coincidence.
jul 25, 2015 at 1:06pm
hello please check out my "videogames" podcast Woodland Secrets and if you like it rate & review on itunes!
jul 24, 2015 at 5:02pm
When you close a Mozilla bug, you’re destroying a community of people who have subscribed to it and grown close over the years
Something changed recently, and Monument Valley now runs on my low-end phone. Getting several-years-after-everyone-else hype!
jul 24, 2015 at 2:43pm
Very excited for Android users to begin playing #FalloutShelter on August 13th.
jul 24, 2015 at 7:06pm
I FOUND THE DRIL COSPLAYER
jul 24, 2015 at 7:00pm
|WE KNOW THE DEVIL|—Group Relationship Horror Visual Novel~GENRE: CRY N’ DIE ‘EM UP😈😱💖OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
For extra luck, I will referr to the main character of this playthrough as Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy.
Taylor IV didn't make it. Luckily, I am steadily running out of story paths in Lifeline.
Farewell, Taylor IV.
jul 24, 2015 at 12:17pm
Yo your spaceship in Galak-Z can TURN INTO A SPACE MECH:
minor key REM song transposed to major key--it's magic and good:
just called me a "garbage hat." In her defense, she was provoked. #🚮👒
what in the world is "the attempt to escape the influence of organized labor"??
features a unique Fallout Shelter dweller: Horrible Dilemma Pope
Taylor IV sure has a lot of guff. Little do they suspect that I'm the most dangerous/incompetent thing on that moon.
jul 23, 2015 at 1:37pm
The future we deserve
for blessing me with this piece this morning. You're a goddamn star.
I love temporal puzzle games, so "Does Not Commute" is right up my alley:
jul 23, 2015 at 12:08pm
starts today!!! Go check out some of the dopest panels, conversations and games in the #AltGames space.
jul 23, 2015 at 3:02am
Just gonna drop a new game here:
jul 22, 2015 at 5:10pm
The Lone Gunmen Are Back! Fan Favorite Characters Set to Appear in the #XFilesRevival
i have a good feeling about Taylor Mk III. he's full of rat pellets, mourning, and radiation.
jul 22, 2015 at 2:04pm
My interview with
is up. Some questions were pretty contentious, but I answered them head on.
all dunked over by machines of love and grace:
i am so sunburned. i made bad baseball game choices today, such bad choices
hey look, it's
reading tonight at Get Lit
jul 21, 2015 at 1:40pm
( ˘⊖˘) Hatoful Boyfriend is now available on
4 and Vita! Retweet tweet tweet!
I am too pumped up by
's music for checking email on a bus.
feb 19, 2014 at 9:51pm
hey yall, Overdriven Disaster Journey is now a PWYW album! go download it &consider buying a copy!
update: this went totally great. Taylor is fine, I'm fine. great. greaaaaat.
as an internet rando who never makes jokes, you can consider this tweet a Totally Legit Adderall Prescription
is brought to you by: adderall. adderall: makes you good at esports, *totally* no side-effects and risk of addiction
jul 21, 2015 at 12:25pm
Just when you think you've seen it all, death threats over a card game running at 30 FPS.
jul 21, 2015 at 11:56pm
"many gamers continue to map their identity, heritage, and ancestry onto these games."
live, my chili-grubbing cosmonaut, liiiiive
may 21, 2015 at 12:01pm
EPANALEPSIS is available for purchase RIGHT NOW! On Steam
Please RT! RT FOREVER
I have no idea what this ps4 rocket soccer thing is, but I guess I'm playing it with my little sister tonight!
jul 20, 2015 at 8:15pm
Soon...Journey will unlock. #FOMO #PS4share
is a super cool idea
is a super cool idea
jul 17, 2015 at 4:37pm
Excellent write-up by
jul 20, 2015 at 12:41pm
"a Victorian print of a woman who clearly just had sex with a lobster"
yes good #content.
jul 20, 2015 at 12:19pm
"Conversations We Have In My Head" is done! Play it Thursday, or support me on
and play it now!
damn you, doctor who wiki, damn you straight to hell
screw all of you, there is no original clara
Looking good in my boy scout duds
One of the judges' cards
"Winners and Losers" is an Absurdist party game by
. Download the free pdf at
jul 19, 2015 at 11:11pm
Sunday Loot REMIX! Boosting Welcoming Women-Led Geek Spaces for All
This is a pretty cool sweater. I have no idea what the sizes mean though...
hash tag dragon balls
Every time Emily overhears the words "balls" while I'm watching Dragon Ball, she starts laughing. It... it comes up a lot.
Alice Glass's first solo single since Crystal Castles:
mac and cheese burger
jul 16, 2015 at 12:39pm
Former Reddit CEO Ellen Pao: The trolls are winning the battle for the Internet
jul 16, 2015 at 3:20pm
Want to hear
and our take on #HerStory #BatmanArkhamKnight #Piloteer check out our latest
listening to everyone mentioned in
. it's all great, but my fave artist so far:
Pretty sure the dog thinks that we are bad at scavenging. "Look at all the crumbs you goofs missed! Do I have to do everything around here?"
soundtrack by the same artist who made
I recommend following
, to watch him gracefully and kindly crush the haters.
I just played through 10 levels of Lovely Planet without noticing where the time was going. It's really amazing.
Ugh I want to play The Hole Story but the darn thing is so crashy :(
also have you considered having an actual garbage pail for company culture?
oh no marc! watch out for those randy yelp randos!!
jul 14, 2015 at 9:03pm
Yelp’s bros are so jacked for strip clubs, HR has to specifically train employees not to conduct business at them
gimme gimme gimme
jul 14, 2015 at 12:07pm
If the LGBT movement in the United States wants to survive after same-sex marriage, it needs to learn from Canada:
Doctor Who 7x06: a bad episode, or the worst episode?
my partner would be the CGI baby from Allie McBeal
sick burn, nurse
gripping new crime drama, starring me as an actual baby
look at my adorable piggly wigglies.
started out life as a viable boy... no where to go but down from there
not sorry #SeaGhost
jul 13, 2015 at 7:15pm
So instead I drew something like this and claimed to love a show called Sea Ghost.
shout out to the construction worker doing the "Gangman Style" horsey dance along the 880 today. your country salutes you.
jul 12, 2015 at 5:36pm
bikes reverse the direction of the gear shifter, the bikeshare equivalent of OS X's "natural scrolling".
jul 12, 2015 at 11:24pm
great, my Uber driver just turned onto Kentucky Route 0 and now me, him, and this talking crow are on a picaresque journey of self discovery
It's still the after party as long as we continue to party, right???
jul 11, 2015 at 11:05pm
is officially cool w/ being a cesspool of hate and bigotry, so long as the jerks stay w/in their communities
Bummed I can't also go to: Generations, Saturday Night Special, and Brown People Don't Read?. Next year, I'm cloning myself #BeastCrawl
For #BeastCrawl, I'll be at: Leg 1 Open Mic, Punk Hostage: Beast Mode, MIXER 2.0, and obvs the after party.
jul 11, 2015 at 3:25pm
jul 10, 2015 at 11:11pm
Reddit is not the front page of the Internet.
jul 10, 2015 at 6:13pm
The Ellen Pao saga, explained in three Reddit announcements:
is a fun infinite runner. weirdest hitbox I've ever seeeeeen and also yr a cat
jul 10, 2015 at 12:15pm
Hi I’m here chronicling the #sdcc winners and losers and I am NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS
not sure if you're talking about Bob Seger or Dakota Fanning, but either way yes.
jul 3, 2015 at 1:59pm
Appreciating Carli Lloyd: The weirdest world class professional athlete.
jul 9, 2015 at 10:32pm
Candlelight vigil now being held for #DeadRaccoonTO. Picture courtesy of
I've been making a point of going outside whenever it rains and taking a selfie. night rain was... challenging:
jul 7, 2015 at 5:08pm
We need to acknowledge that online harassment isn't an impossible problem, and it's a problem worth spending time on.
good news: I got my controller working with joylancer bad news: it wasn't the keyboard's fault--I'm just bad at lancing :((
jul 9, 2015 at 5:48pm
OH NO. OH NO
jul 9, 2015 at 3:49pm
help us #greenlight these tasty morsels n' bits in #beglitched ~ ✨🍩🍕🍓🍌🍉🍦🍑🍤✨-->
jul 9, 2015 at 1:46pm
Backyard: Bunk Beds. July 19th. There will be s'mores, popsicles, and the gritty horror of childhood summers.
The sexiest future that never was
good enough for fainting goats, good enough for you!
jul 8, 2015 at 2:51pm
your uncle joey's back at the scuzzy femme with some opinions about marxogyny
jul 1, 2015 at 1:24pm
coming along nice. haven't announced a date, but should be out next month. we'll let you know when we have specifics
there are projects everyone must do once: CMS, Xanadu, JS-only layout engine.
I'm too much of a fake gamer to understand the retro menus in joylancer. I want to bind some keys to my ps4 controller, is there a manual???
was a lot of fun to listen to. get hype for ADAF!
openelec was super easy to setup, and boots straight into kodi
kodi on a raspberry pi + yatse on a phone to control it = soooooo goooood
jul 7, 2015 at 10:49pm
“Smells Like Teen Shovel” is a delight. I love the internet (and accidental music). (via
jul 7, 2015 at 2:31pm
I like interfaces inside of interfaces. Here are my favorite video game cell phones
jul 7, 2015 at 4:12pm
the biggest mistake we as programmers make is pretending we have any clue
dec 14, 2013 at 8:00pm
As requested by
: genderbent Solid Snake
jul 6, 2015 at 2:36pm
Firefox to move away from XUL and XBL
jul 6, 2015 at 12:14pm
More Americans cared about the USWNT than the NBA Finals or Stanley Cup
jul 6, 2015 at 7:01pm
'Hold me closer Tony Danza' is the only way I can hear that song now.
jul 6, 2015 at 6:01pm
"Gosh, I wish this article had more comments from the general public." - No one ever. Verge turns off comments:
jul 6, 2015 at 12:06pm
Annotating The Rock's Inspirational Workout Video Message To The U.S. Women's Soccer Team |
jul 5, 2015 at 10:56pm
oh my god
did it and it's perfect:
jul 1, 2015 at 11:40pm
Google apologises for Photos app's racist blunder
YES THIS IS HEAD
"headphones" is a super weird word
mar 28, 2015 at 8:12am
me when I favorite other people's twitter conversations:
sweaty airport selfie
WORDS CANT BRING ME DOWN DONT YOU BRING ME DOWN TODAY
walking home in the rain
apr 30, 2011 at 1:52pm
I know induction works because it has worked reliably in the past.
Soup doesn't see his shadow, heralding six more weeks of summer weather.
jun 30, 2015 at 3:24pm
Even if you 'don't see color', it matters, even in genres that might not be 'story driven'
jun 30, 2015 at 11:38pm
Mozambique has scrapped its colonial-era law that criminalizes homosexuality.
jun 30, 2015 at 7:34am
There has never been a more beautiful 'Why I'm Leaving ___' essay than this earth-scorching Mallory New York one
jun 26, 2015 at 2:25am
For #TBT, anyone remember when #PettingPets had that bug that made the pets wiggle their rumps nonstop? Cuz we do.
Ryan Wolf: Opossum of the Sky
I hear if you watch TV and don't move or make any noises, the jet lag will eventually get bored and leave.
jun 29, 2015 at 12:05pm
computers: not even once™
jun 29, 2015 at 12:25am
everyone: they fired the mods on neopets so people are naming their pets "DickGod" and there's a msgboard thread called "EAT MY ENTIRE ASS"
jun 28, 2015 at 5:12pm
some new music for Fantastic Witch Collective -- consider supporting the project @
Hey, remember that Frozen™ song? Here at Charles de Gaulle airport, we remember.
Shout out to the kid practicing piano in the terminal. You and whoever rolled a piano in here should combine to form a Jackass Voltron.
Shout out to the red CG lion ad playing on loop on every screen at CDG. I have no idea what you are selling, but I love you.
jun 23, 2015 at 3:18pm
every state flag is wrong and here is why (this is not as serious as what we are discussing but i mean LOOK AT THEM)
It is the middle of the day, in the middle of the summer, in the middle of France, and this airport is not air conditioned.
I used to not know French. I still don't, but I used to not, too.
must-read reflections on John Williams movie themes, sorted on a very important axis
jun 22, 2015 at 8:25am
Hi yes hello The Secret Loves of Geek Girls, gimme. *grabby hands*
lol im in paris
<3 thanks at a wedding for some friends from
's MFA program. soon: tequila and 5 hr energy
jun 19, 2015 at 4:50pm
rearranging the letters of "voyager" reveals the name of the species responsible for growing earths sun.
pez in yr browsers???
The Web is getting its bytecode: WebAssembly
jun 18, 2015 at 1:56am
Can computers make works of art? Yes, by dreaming.
feb 9, 2014 at 11:08pm
By the Light of the Moon (Law) - When Iowa entered statehood, many cities were granted Special Charters to...
jun 17, 2015 at 3:46am
Gillian Anderson as Commander Shepard, in Christopher Nolan's Mass Effect, written by Bioware & Alex Garland.
is it weird that it's 2015 and we get our cultural referents from a mailing list?
important update: now eating the chips with dips
you have the dip and the chips, but you're not dipping. why is that, leon?
now the moonskull man is standing silently on the stage while other people act like everything is fine
jun 16, 2015 at 6:09am
Liked the Unravel reveal? Laura offers you a history of yarn in games.
jun 15, 2015 at 10:17pm
The only thing less interesting than Call of Duty is Disney Infinity.
#e3 a la carte channels with ps4 vue. no, not that channel. not that one. nope, not that one either. but have you ever heard of machinima?
one of the unsubscribe link at the bottom of that email works without requiring sign-in. the smallest/lowest contrast probs.
the first KOTOR to let you choose: right shark or left shark?
jun 15, 2015 at 3:51pm
We have just one comment. Pffffffffffffft
shadow warrior 2 dev in the twitch e3 stream bragging about their separate shooty and stabby physics. paging
jun 15, 2015 at 2:48pm
LastPass hacked. User "vault" apparently not affected, but time to update your master passwords.
jun 15, 2015 at 1:27pm
on #RachelDolezal. it's real good, read it
xbax froze just as I posted that. stahp hexing my #unfunny #content
Playing Mass Effect while too sick for optional dialogue. Who are all these people, and how did they get on my ship? Alliance security ftw
jun 13, 2015 at 4:19pm
Oh holy fuck this essay on SHADOW OF MORDOR, WATCH DOGS & power fantasy by
totally blew my mind
oh lord this tokyo drift. it's been two furiosas(?) since i've seen vin diesel, i think i've got withdrawal symptoms this movie is so bad.
probs not the worst internship
jun 12, 2015 at 3:56pm
Required reading by my friend
: "What We’re Going to Say About Caitlyn Jenner" <3
The Today in Tabs issue by
is great. Read it. Read the footnotes. Read the tabs.
first time I've had my hair short in half a decade. tops of my ears are hella burnt now :(
is this the first time someone said the words "gnome" and "kde" on a cable tv show?
screw you buzzfeed for trying to take teen slang for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jun 11, 2015 at 10:21pm
got an email with the subject "i love css perverts and lasagna too!" and thought it was my future husband but it was a recruiter :/
jun 10, 2015 at 1:59pm
Hey everyone! I made a new website:
Sortinh.at has a little sister with a bigger focus :)
wow, the lighting in
jun 8, 2015 at 11:28pm
The Black Game Developers list is almost at 40 people. Progress. Support #blackgamedev! Buy their stuff & hire them!
your tweet (and this reply) increase the number of tweets which do not quote the lines before "and if you gaze into the abyss"
boo, spambots favoriting that tweet that links to my last blog post. boo I say!
2015 Nebula award winners were just announced:
so many books to check out!
jun 10, 2015 at 7:59pm
Hey, the new
came out today and you should listen to it, cause I could use the positive vibes:
gah, the kerning on "st" in that screenshot :(((
jun 10, 2015 at 7:20pm
dwayne betts on goffman and the 'jungle book trope' from last year is super important
jun 10, 2015 at 1:11pm
Starting today we're rolling out a change to make sharing lists of blocked accounts easy:
declare a winner, any winner, and talk about something else
there must be a portion of the cyberpodcastspace that doesn't devolve into Apple vs Google LARP Radio. some day I hope to find it.
jun 10, 2015 at 12:21pm
I wrote a piece in response to the claim that critics are trying to force developers to do things:
bing how do i tell if my dog is thinking about joining a SuperPAC
may 17, 2015 at 5:02pm
#12MonthsOfGeraltButt has my full support. Srsly. Calendar me.
may 14, 2015 at 9:30am
I wrote a piece for
about how learning about code reminds me of learning to read & write music -->
jun 9, 2015 at 9:53am
I wrote a piece on OffWorld (via Boing Boing) about how I used hip hop to help me understand computer...
jun 8, 2015 at 10:26pm
Should you order pizza tonight?
acting out my fave scenes from fast and furious 1-7 on my roof. only saw the first, don't remember it. chanting "im vin deisel" on my roof.
ugh, this berkeley power outage is getting in the way of my parks and rec binge #priorities
jun 8, 2015 at 11:10pm
Near city-wide Berkeley power outage: tweet if your power is ON in Berkeley
jun 8, 2015 at 11:12pm
Twitter is pretty amazing sometimes like now when I can confirm the rest of downtown Berkeley is without power.
jun 8, 2015 at 11:14pm
Seems to be a widespread power outage in #Berkeley. Good thing I had just finished cooking!
twice I have accidentally paused Prism Shell and hit the restart button. I am not good with computers D:
jun 8, 2015 at 6:57pm
i will say one good thing about vegas and that is that it's mandatory by the law to have A/C in your building (because 110+ degrees)
digging Tenchi's electric horn thing:
the best part of hiking is being done and laying very still.
hiked 10 miles at Castle Rock. I guess we were apprehensive??
totally. Or, in the words of Tolstoy: "Coastal states are all alike; every midwestern state is midwestern in its own way."
Parks and Rec has a tenderness towards the midwest that I find touching. I don't live there anymore, but I'm glad they are treated kindly.
jun 5, 2015 at 4:57pm
I just published “An Intro to Haskell”
Go play Prism Shell it is great:
So the first time I made it to wave 12, but was able to use powerups and make it to 20 the next time.
Prism Shell is so smart and fun. Bullet hell with waves of enemies, but you can level yr ship across games.
also luckily I have a gameboy camera simulator handy
I backed this project on kickstarter, and I'm so happy it's finally real. Go game dev kids go!
oh noooo i did not think this through!!!
new haircut, moar extremer than previous haircuts
Real life fetch quest: catch and milk rare poisonous spider for antivenom
watched all the resident evils in a row last week. it was the best plan.
jun 2, 2015 at 3:25pm
E.P. YEAR ZERO, a new ep of my recent music is now available for download + purchase. please check it out!
jun 2, 2015 at 1:48pm
why am I not surprised that
did a good writeup of the Elonis decision:
thanks for writing that. I was really interested to learn that the universe will end in cat pictures.
jun 2, 2015 at 12:02pm
How will the universe end?
My latest for the BBC. I promise it's not too depressing! #cosmicdoom
jun 2, 2015 at 9:35am
This investigation into Kremlin online trolling by
is the most incredible read:
jun 1, 2015 at 11:43pm
As a trans comedian, this is exactly what I'm fighting against. Great piece.
fertility rites are weird, but let no one say I cursed the harvest
driving 2 hours south for an artichoke festival get hype
saving myself for a burrito stuffed with tiny burritos, like
you're not my real dad, internet
Come to tonight's, and you might hear
read a totally gross story involving my childhood
Saturday Night Special is open mic followed by karaoke. This means the last few readers have an extra 30 impatient singers for an audience.
may 30, 2015 at 8:03pm
everyone is playing Splatoon but me
bad story idea: a Rashomon where half the witnesses are part of a incognito collective organism with a hazy understanding of egocentrism
kung fury, that jokey faux80s action movie is done, and on yr internets for free:
may 30, 2015 at 11:23pm
it's like there's a game equivalent of
"gross bros will turn any game into a way to perform bro-ness"
Doctor Who 2x7, the original Faceless Old Women Who Secretly Lives In Your Home
I am so ready for the weekend that I just searched for netflix... on netflix.
may 29, 2015 at 4:46pm
The Slow Sequel Movement
may 29, 2015 at 12:12pm
#sext: the html character entity ref for ✶ is ✶
I feel such tenderness towards the first spambot to use one of my posts in it's nonsense. Never let them shut you down, sweet child.
at the Jenny Lewis concert in Oakland! wooo metal
may 28, 2015 at 6:29pm
Someone asked me about the making of Sacrilege but everything I wanted to say about it ever is here
may 28, 2015 at 8:47am
Finally, WE are IN THE GAME!🙌🏽 #easportsfifa
Where can I get one of these sierpinski-tastic mocap suits?
i feel like a bitcoin miner using all my phone cpu cycles farming gold sardines for Neko Atsume
I really liked the last
, esp feedback from students on covering race/gender/sex in a games crit class vs (for example) film crit.
may 28, 2015 at 12:04pm
Wanna hear the smartest discussion in videogame podcasting? Check our latest featuring
may 28, 2015 at 11:22pm
"the map is not the territory" via
I should turn this account into a bot that pairs Business Insider titles with Pinky and the Brain pics
Every Killer Car in Mad Max: FURY ROAD Explained
uh uh ask jeeves dot com how do I hex a basketball team oh god hurry jeeves
"(ASMR) Vin Diesel DMing a Game of D&D Just For You" by
is totally sweet and amazing and go play ittttt
may 25, 2015 at 7:48pm
if you're stressed, why not play a relaxing game of D&D with action star vin diesel
100 readers woooo
may 27, 2015 at 6:01pm
Yessss we're making progress
Way more people like my cat picture reshares than my longform content. Surely now I qualify as #journalism.
I'm into the trajectory here: don't preorder -> don't buy at launch ---> burn yr consoles, wander the fields damned and lost
is launched, and there's a picture of my dog somewhere in it. bring me a screenshot!
aw, thanks! from your lips to
Check out this thing I wrote: "The Last 10 Story Ideas My Girlfriend Flatly and Unfairly Rejected"
may 26, 2015 at 9:28pm
pretty cool surprise to see
! read it if u like reading abt other ppl's setups
kitty in a basket
may 26, 2015 at 6:12pm
I wrote a really long post about bullying and "nerd identity" and normalcy and oppression.
that suburban nightmare footage looks amazing. pixels + newer shadow fx!
may 26, 2015 at 12:20pm
famous videogames in conversation
trying to write a listicle on my phone on the BART. am I #journalism now?
may 25, 2015 at 4:54pm
To night, tonight. Readers readying. Bring your fine-tuned ear to the
tonight, doors open 7 pm. To night.
may 25, 2015 at 7:29pm
Oh BTW we have 66 hours to go to reach $4,800 to do our stretch goal of a mobile release!
played Coup yesterday. super fun, small number of rules like Love Letter, plus LIES DAMNED LIES:
Waiting for the grill to warm up. Ayup.
haha oh god I didn't believe this was a line in an actual movie, but here's the subtitles:
my PSN username is "catpictures" there's no joke here, I just wanted to tell you
may 23, 2015 at 10:00pm
YES HELLO SPCA?? GIVE US THE CAT THAT LEAVES FIVE GOLD SARDINES EVERY TIME WE CHECK IN ON IT OK THANK YOU
for Resident Evil: Extinction they ditched that whole zombie thing and just decided to drive around in the desert and be Mad Max. into it.
may 23, 2015 at 7:43pm
w/ help from
(i think that's the right handle?) while i was exploring butt statues,
works in chrome
ps4 "silver" headset is not very comfy. I guess the mesh sandpaper is supposed to help it stay on your head, but yyyyyyy?
brainstorming weekend schemes
may 16, 2015 at 9:26pm
"Why are you this way? You are a true trash cat."
may 15, 2015 at 2:26pm
I wrote some music for a lovely little Twine poem by
may 19, 2015 at 6:03pm
Consulting service: you bring your big data problems to me, I say "your data set fits in RAM", you pay me $10,000 for saving you $500,000.
"But I just want to cat!"
something something sci-fi vampires
may 19, 2015 at 2:31pm
Even in really old pictures, horses still look the same.
so many readings this month... feeling pretty artswole
may 19, 2015 at 1:07pm
Just finished listening to the
, really good episode.
what naming scheme?
may 19, 2015 at 2:10pm
just added to tonight's lineup! w/
first use of the phrase "scamples offway" in the english corpus
I have a feeling I'll regret that, since it consumed the golden fish currency, which doesn't recharge and requires $$ whoops
i still have no idea what's happening, but i approve
new You Look Nice Today
*breaks glass, hits big red button* wee ooh wee ooh
it takes all kinds to make a mad, mad world
the official order, by bestness: Fury Road Road Warrior Beyond Thunderdome supercut of the guitar parts in Fury Road
this music video is my everything
how can anyone dislike mad max 3?? did yall see the hilarious hat they made max wear before sending him into the desert????question mark
that damn cat game is finally available on Android in my region. what the hell is happening, I have a cat now??
i just had breakfast, so you'll have to settle for fed hysterical naked, and im totes late for dragging myself through to streets sry
i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by
may 17, 2015 at 1:12pm
An early sneak preview of my avant-garde Splatoon art film "Squid Now"
i feel like u should unfollow me if yr not ready for my 400-tweet essay on the parallels between mel gibson and jar jar binks
"The word is not 'make,' it's 'let.' They let me wear whatever I want."
Just started Mad Max 2, but I'm already prepared to call Mad Max 1 the Phantom Menace of the series.
"My vehicle back, and all the grape juice I can carry!" - Mad (About Juice Boxes) Max 2
may 16, 2015 at 9:14pm
This trailer promises everything I want in a superhero TV show.
a cheerful power fantasy. So tired of brooding.
the blues brothers taught me with a beautiful dream that can never be
made a joke about foursquare mayors to a roomful of blank stares. great, good.
we're the ones looking totally cool by the hummus. hot dang did I forget to mention there's hummus??
come and lose yourself in the music at the
booth at berkeley poetry festival
the cutest drawing of Lugg ever by
I can't tell if the movie was beautiful or just 100% blue and orange. I'm not sure there's a difference anymore.
I drank all the beer and all the mad max it was delicious
pizza and beer and mad max and beer
Apollo: You'll be able to see the future, but no one will believe you! Cassandra: lol k
N͉̻͙̤ͅO̹̬͓̊̉͊̔̈̍̂Ŵ̟͕͕̯̣ That's What I Call Music!
this sign may be all-caps, bold, and underlined, but it's still not my supervisor
may 15, 2015 at 12:08am
At one point during Mad Max there are 12 women on screen and they all have speaking roles & none of them are talking about a man.
favorite new phrase "judgemental #teens"
whenever Space Pope gravels something at me, I'll just pretend it's Anaander Mianaai
so in SWBattlefront yr playing as space nazis rite but also like as this Ann Leckie-esque collective consciousness? this is srs research OK!
may 14, 2015 at 9:36pm
oh no i read
's interactive twitter drama and it's TOO REAL
okay chapter 2 geez I get it Sal is a parasite, ooooh, now what am I going to do for the next 3,000 pages?
's publisher (who is also
) must be tired as hell of his long, sassy book titles.
when you think about it, isn't life just a series of stays in waiting rooms, maaaaan? also yes still jury duty.
some kind of fire or car alarm is going off, and it has only made sitting in this waiting room marginally more annoying.
sep 7, 2014 at 11:48pm
i for one am glad nyc is safer than it used to be..can you imagine livin here when all the barrels were on fire and jazz music was the mayor
may 14, 2015 at 11:08pm
If you haven't played
's Minkomora yet I wrote a little about it here:
may 14, 2015 at 11:54pm
border-box'ed all the things, by
"Do you not understand how words?" "I KNOW ALL ABOUT HOW WORDS!"
"Ah! It's just some weird-ass Mr. Toad!" -
, opining on the number and identity of the residents of
it's true that Mac and Cheese plus meats is magic hangover foods: "I had about five hundred negronis last night..."
Super cool new deets on Thor
so great "...because everyone was under the spell of Ketel One White Cosmopolitans at that point..."
may 13, 2015 at 10:48am
WAM put out a report on their findings when escalating abuse to Twitter.
may 12, 2015 at 11:43pm
I feel like I need a fuckin gamefaq to read Mark Danielewski's latest book
my first hour editing a squarespace template: trailing whitespace. this is fine, my productivity is fine.
may 12, 2015 at 11:18pm
Symphony of the Night is forever. By me. <3
unlike these schmucks with jury duty, I'm sitting in this courthouse at 8:20am in order to enjoy their exclusive "free wifi" network
my fellow BART travelers are having *none* of my chicanery
just ran up a moving down escalator. am i crossfit?
the impossibility of performing the abject from a place of white masculinity tho
everyone but the thirty people who showed up for this thing: it is to late to turn your life around :((
on my way to
if I was a console they'd call me sony hypedstation
may 11, 2015 at 4:22pm
may 10, 2015 at 7:44pm
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss... but you won't miss. You've trained your whole life for this. Take the shot. Kill the moon.
's interview with Herman Melville is still amazing:
The last 0.9 miles of that hike was 5 miles long. That hike was some Mark Z Danielewski shit.
Offered to kill a man for some pizza Combos™. Any man, just bring me some snacks along with the blurry candid photo.
packing a cheese +avacado sandwich for a hike
may 9, 2015 at 8:19pm
Ready to feel old? The baby from Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’ album cover is now a shiba inu RT
may 10, 2015 at 2:12am
Welcome to the Cosmodrome — Love the new linksite from @spacekatgal
omg that jacket is amazing where can I get oneeeee
wait wait wait, british govt has a job title called Shadow Chancellor? what kind of steampunk LARP is going on there?
first 3 hours with a ps4: watching a progress bar as 11 Gb of updates download. woooooo next geeeeeen
I just got an email asking to confirm my ownership of the
twitter account. awesome Lost Highway joke, 2011 me!
oct 22, 2011 at 9:07pm
The way the world works isn't, and you will not be able to understand or express that you do not while you (AH!) run down a highway!
I'm just going to pretend that says "HEY RYAN GO PLAY N64" thanks, NSF!
holy shit, how did I end up in a demo that goes all the way to 64??
sorry, I only take fashion advice from Business Townspeople, sooooo
I appear to be the first one to utter the phrase "Baja Blast empties" on twitter. yr welcome.
I dreamt of three college students designing a collectible card game in a bathroom. One of the kids was named "King of the Frogs."
"Amatuer Cracksman" moar lik "Professional Poisoner" amirit? Raffles 1x07
stuck in a Taco Bell driveway and peeing into my Baja Blast empties, in this, the best of all possible world's.
also the venn diagram of places Eileen Myles wrote about in Inferno and the places these writers have performed is a circle
holy shit they were all amazing
see all you space cowpokes at
Is it still retrofuturism if you want 20XX to be like the present-day 80s in Terminator 1?
This music video is perfect
may 8, 2015 at 5:15pm
all my reddits, at least
it warms my shriveled, goblin-y heart that you made a mlkshk account just for that
may 8, 2015 at 5:14am
"You stand before the tomb of Wacław Sierpiński."
A choose-your-own-adventure game by
We Reach for Our Dualshocks, Unknowing
may 7, 2015 at 2:02pm
We talk a lot about aesthetics of bodies (and I have lots to say there too) but I wanted to focus on motion & agency
may 8, 2015 at 5:40am
may 8, 2015 at 10:32am
books! books i'm involved in, everyone
may 8, 2015 at 10:28am
may 6, 2015 at 10:23am
two corgis afraid of large zucchini
is so cute it hurts my chest
im like a year late, but i just listened to isometric 17 and had to confess my ridiculous f-zero love. big blue 5evah.
may 7, 2015 at 6:52pm
lost a bet with an eight year old and so I'm eating at Sizzler tonight
may 5, 2015 at 9:44pm
Here at Chorizo Airlines we strive to bring you the best in air travel considering you're in a big hollowed out chorizo that doesn't fly
may 7, 2015 at 11:25pm
the fastest way to spot a male feminist is to be a woman in conversation with one:
may 7, 2015 at 11:16pm
I am SO PROUD of my tech podcast
. If you’re never listened, this episode is a fantastic place to start!
first presidential candidate to buy a joke doman?
the last reader totally called out tech worker's slouchy, unmuscled bods. haha yeah those lazy kids *tries to convince abs to looked ripped*
I've given up on wandering the city only with what fits in my pants, meet my did-it-myself DIY bag:
heading to SF for
is still super good: "Together, we cuties can destroy reality and remake it in our adorable image."
every convo about my evening plans
may 6, 2015 at 4:19pm
I prefer the Hamburgular to his brother, the Actualburgular.
Your vanity, while immense, is not the subject of this subtweet.
"Jane brewed some coffee for them and added lots of milk." omg I am so ready for this story about crime-fighting cat detectives.
You should read James Warner’s story about crime-fighting cat detectives in the June 2015 issue of
may 5, 2015 at 11:08pm
I just belted out some Bon Jovi cuz we're HALFWAY THERE, baby! For your safety I did not record this event.
Lugg is used to everything being terrible, and better suited to my art skillz
my attempt to draw Bunny (from Raffles) did not go well
may 5, 2015 at 7:21pm
i'm fine with straight non-trans people getting to be culturally queer as long as i get to be economically cisgender
new mirror's edge!
may 4, 2015 at 4:10pm
Halo players spent five years trying to get into an empty room:
haha, what a coincidence! there must be a King of All Cosmos batsignal lit somewhere--we all reach for our dualshocks, unknowing
That is all to say, booting up Katamari today was magical. I had forgotten how much I wanted this.
Now that I have a ps4 controller hooked up to my pc, I'm able to relive those afternoons as something other than a spectator.
In high school, I remember sitting on the couch at Jeff's house, watching him play Katamari, Monkey Ball, Kingdom Hearts.
I'm grateful my family could afford one console each gen, but I regret that we never picked Sony, that I missed some truly weird games.
may 3, 2015 at 9:50pm
the reviews are in! my failed gex reboot pitch is being described as "why" "oh my god" "jfc"
"This game is fun, but I hate this game. I hate this fun game"
, 11 hours into playing Digimon World.
mar 19, 2015 at 9:32am
Fire your brogrammer
may 2, 2015 at 8:13pm
I wore a fancy hat and drank a mint julep for Kentucky Derby Day.
had to make do.
may 2, 2015 at 8:07pm
at Sur La Table: "This is just Spencer's, twenty-five years later."
The funniest name of a Kentucky Derby winner is "Behave Yourself," we've decided.
Hell hath no fury. They are all out of fury, everybody, it's super great there now!
may 2, 2015 at 12:01pm
Saw an insane as that said "In Kentucky horses are everything and bourbon is everything else" A hellscape of horses drowning in liquor
My feet were kind of stinky from wearing my Tom's, so I washed them with some Dr. Bronner's. I am the mayor of Berkeley.
5 1 15 W O A H
may 1, 2015 at 6:55pm
Holy shit a baby burrito in the mission is FOR FULLY GROWN BABIES I GUESS BC THIS THING IS HUGE
GOTTA GO FAST
"I can’t remember if it was me, or a rogue snake ghost, who hung up the phone."
may 1, 2015 at 1:53pm
The best qoute I have heard today; "The man or beast that I run from aint been born and his mommas already dead"
may 1, 2015 at 1:32am
I have a food blog. Here's the first post:
I've arranged a private "Let's Play" for
, where I play Freedom Planet and scream "GOTTA GO FAST" periodically.
makes a rare cameo in #FreedomPlanet
Space cooties! #FreedomPlanet
What is Jack Black doing here? #FreedomPlanet
Shot of gin, a little ice, and fill rest of glass with equal parts aloe and sparkling water. Is nice.
is pretty great, maybe it works on a phone??
apr 30, 2015 at 2:43pm
"I’m also just cravenly asking anyone if they know teenagers" is a pretty solid
quote too. Very on brand.
apr 30, 2015 at 2:42pm
about her new column, Users. :D
apr 29, 2015 at 3:25pm
Having penetrated the protective exoskeleton, a wily hunter harvests the succulent housemeat within.
apr 29, 2015 at 7:02pm
I'm reading at E.M Wolfman Books in Oakland tonight. There will be food and literature and love.
"Well, Cornelius," (camera is named Cornelius) he said, "It's time for the Cornelius Camera Team to get to work." (they are both Cornelius)
eating cheetos with a chopstick in this, the best of all possible worlds
luv 2 turn lites out
"...grinning in that confident, senseless way of his. Like a man perpetually cutting into a birthday cake."
apr 28, 2015 at 3:45pm
I can't tell, which is Ryan and which is the squirrel?! (Laughs) Rockin it!
apr 28, 2015 at 2:06pm
This new game by
looks really good! You best back it
apr 28, 2015 at 12:30pm
Eron Gjoni was obsessed with destroying Zoe Quinn's reputation—and thousands of online strangers were eager to help:
for comparision, here's what I'm wearing today:
Damn you, screen printed galaxy pants, damn you straight to hell!
Craaaap I dress almost exactly the same as
Using a ps4 controller instead of a keyboard makes Joylancer and Freedom Planet waaaay more fun/easier on my wrists.
apr 27, 2015 at 9:35pm
) Presents Vampire: The Masquerade -- Bloodlines!:
struggle through Digimon World has made my day:
apr 27, 2015 at 3:36pm
i finished freedom planet with pink sonic now i'm playing with the lizard girl with the motorcycle that drives up walls and this game rules
p. hype abt stumbling ass-backwards into FTL travel. gonna get a ride on the first redneck rocket out of here
apr 27, 2015 at 1:28am
it is now officially my birthday I am 27 and shall never die I am the New Faith
the first time I've wanted to give a shit about docker is in a slideshow about how I don't need it:
On the topic of combinatoric explosions, I now demand all Space Jam remixes include at least two other songs:
Trying to talk
at an open mic tonight, but she won't, so go read it yrself, twitters.
anything that will take longer to plot out than Sol becoming a red giant is not foreshadowing.
at some point in the combinatoric explosion of characters, you exceed 1/frame. every frame appears to be about a story I haven't read yet.
gah this doesn't make any sense, who the hell are all these people?
apr 25, 2015 at 7:03pm
all of these are so good
apr 24, 2015 at 12:34pm
Once, these parts of World of Warcraft were crowded. Now they are empty (and eerily awesome!)
Whew, look at all the games I missed in 2015! Next time I try to stop following ALL THE TWITTERS, someone warn me I'll miss all the <3
mar 12, 2015 at 7:16pm
Here's a great rundown on the #antholojam games by
, including Tonight Dies the Moon by yours truly.
feb 20, 2015 at 7:40pm
my game Steal My Artificial Heart is out!! PLAY:
MORE?: COMING 'SOON'
feb 19, 2015 at 11:51pm
LRT: Folks who like Nightvale Radio and want an RPG you can play in an hour should check out Community Radio ($3)
apr 24, 2015 at 7:00pm
What's going on HERE?!
aug 8, 2014 at 10:53am
"Black Forest ham sounds enchanted, like you go to a magical forest to meet your prince and he makes you a sandwich."
tower of babel all up ins
apr 24, 2015 at 1:31pm
's Problem Attic is one of my ten or so favorite games and you can play it right here:
apr 24, 2015 at 1:49pm
WATCH THIS TRAILER AND THEN GO PLAY #JOYLANCER
apr 22, 2015 at 3:00pm
#bisexual #biromantic #bisexualpoetry
apr 22, 2015 at 10:32am
If you're afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway.
apr 22, 2015 at 3:22pm
Review of Great Divide at
! Deeply generous and smart and mentions Melville, so my life is complete.
Some unexpected and amazing durational humor in
Plays Alien: Isolation
my style: just finished a Vietnamese crepe, on my way to eat another Vietnamese crepe
to avoid being asked if I'm up on Vietnamese crepe etiquette, I'm signalling that I know what's up by showing up pre-drenched in fish sauce
then another waiter asked me again, and gave me the whole talk again even though I said yes. I must look like I need a lot of help eating?
waiter at the restaurant was super into me ordering a crepe, and gave me this whole tutorial and how to eat the crepe/ruin my shirt
they are really messy tho, wrapping veggies and crepe in lettuce and dunking in fish sauce gets sauce everywhere
have you had vietnamese crepes? they are serious tasty business.
and the steak sandwhich comes in the niiiiiiight
apr 22, 2015 at 12:32pm
EXTREME MOTORIZED ACTION is about to get a lot more extreme in #JOYLANCER v1.6, which will be hitting
He also said "my nard gave forth its fragrance," so don't read too much into that.
Solomon had something to say about how nothing is new. He totally stole the phrase from someone on twitter.
feb 7, 2012 at 3:25pm
Americans really put the "ish" in English.
I've been thinking about "bae area" for two days now. So good.
Gonna see Night Vale live tonight! I am p. hype about this!!1!
apr 20, 2015 at 7:05pm
people using their real name and a headshot usually have a huge amount of followers or a tiny amount of followers. or sometimes normal
I kind of want to never send another SMS again, so my last message will always be: yes but many chairs
apr 17, 2015 at 9:45am
please call me.
bury me in this stampede of pugs
It's pretty cool that Polygon is doing Let's Plays:
apr 18, 2015 at 2:17am
blessed be all my april birthday buddies
only you understand me, tony stark shartmander
apr 17, 2015 at 7:34pm
WILL UR CHILD RESPECT U IF U ARE A KAWAII DAD? WILL U BE ABLE TO DISCIPLINE UR CHILDREN WITH TOUGH KAWAII DAD LOVE? SPECIAL REPORT AT 11.
apr 17, 2015 at 1:45pm
Learning that Ryan Gosling will be in the new Blade Runner has resulted in me making a lot of Donna Haraway jokes starting with "Hey girl."
moar bladez, additional running
apr 15, 2015 at 9:54pm
Hawkeye #12. Lucky's on the job.
apr 17, 2015 at 11:26pm
live each day like it is your last. don't leave bed. rant incoherently at your enemies. curse the uncaring god who never showed you his face
ice. cream. burrito.
apr 16, 2015 at 12:00pm
Startup Tech Company Denies Female Programmer a Job Because of Her Looks.
apr 16, 2015 at 4:00pm
Two Hugo-Nominated Authors Withdraw Their Works From The Awards This Year
#SadPuppies #hugoawards #diversity #books
apr 16, 2015 at 7:40pm
EATING TONS OF TACO BELL WITH MY WOES
apr 16, 2015 at 2:59am
here’s a picture of me scaling a rock face
buzzfeed quizzes as the new salem witch trials: Who Have You Been Consorting With, Young Goodman Brown?
suggested articles for you, based on what your previous incarnations liked:
Had a great time at
for putting together such a great group of readers!
apr 3, 2015 at 4:48pm
The transmisogynistic joke is deleted from #PillarsofEternity now. Thank you
for listening to us.
apr 15, 2015 at 11:15pm
Yes, there will be audio descriptions for the blind for Daredevil.
apr 15, 2015 at 11:36pm
Connie Willis makes a rare blog post, speaking about the Hugos:
Chuck, where an intro by Cake covers a multitude of sins.
Do you think TurboTax can feel the hate beams we all send their way this time of year? Their houseplants die each April, and they know why.
apr 14, 2015 at 1:31pm
I feel like if you rolled a boulder up a mountain every day for a year, this pug would tell you the meaning of life.
apr 13, 2015 at 3:05pm
it's not me. boys it's u #tableflip2015
apr 13, 2015 at 2:29am
"To join the Illuminati you gotta kiss Madonna. Don't make that face, we all had to do it" - JAY Z
Hoop City - Quad City DJs VS F-Zero:
apr 12, 2015 at 3:25pm
The pug must flow.
Tilting In Our Favor: Pinball May Be The Most Inclusive Gaming Space For Women
not my jam. hope you're having fun, and defff check out code for america. I know some of the people involved, all awesome.
Yeesh, Daredevil 1x09 is siiiick.
this little gremlin that follows me around is surprisingly good for internet points.
apr 4, 2015 at 1:21pm
The Hugo ballot isn't out yet but already this guy Noah Ward sounds like a front runner.
this implies a single organization controlling emoji, rather than an open standard with subtly inconsistent impls and tears.
apr 8, 2015 at 12:33am
I have stolen The cars That were in your Race And which You were planning to use In crimes Forgive me They were So fast And so furious
but POWERSHELL totally fixed all of their "not bash" problems, right?
Brought Soup to work today!
omg someone made a MOBILE OPTIMIZED version of cat bounce:
Yeah, sooorry, but I only listen to music featured on the Showtime original series Weeds.
Best <h3> on the internet: "Accepting non-ravens as relevant"
Gah I can't understand any of this but I must collect all the cats:
oh my daaaaarling, Clementiiiiiine
Sword and Sworcery cannot run on my Moto E. The future is weird.
three open tabs: [trash can office ergonomics], [how to tell if yr garbage person], and [java permgen]
bridges for trucks are passe--now I want to buildd bridges for guinea pigs:
PSA: you only have 28 days to get your hot Walpurgis Night tweets ready
apr 1, 2015 at 3:57pm
Come On Sister by
is the best thing I've read today.
also, Wesleyan people amiright?
mar 31, 2015 at 9:21am
Look we all have tweets we regret
mar 30, 2015 at 1:15pm
FACT: Everything you need to know about screenwriting can be learned by studying the opening scene of The Sopranos.
at High Street Station. Really amazing, especially a bit about arguing with tumblr about lived experience.
mar 1, 2014 at 2:44pm
death metal band that only plays at graduations called 'psychopomp and circumstance'
what's a "house ranch," Noon Ryan? is it anything like a "horse ranch?"
"thought of you today at whole foods" by
I don't mind telling you: I'm the hippest kid at this house ranch.
Skinners in the Hands of an Angry Box
Nobody told me that Caprica does cool things with light. The pilot so far reminds me a lot of Bladerunner.
mar 26, 2015 at 6:15pm
"The biggest surprise was that I could actually do it." This is why I like writing about side projects :)
mar 13, 2015 at 10:27pm
I like that everyone's universal truth includes ads after paying for hulu plus as complete and total bullshit
feb 23, 2015 at 10:25pm
"They're not anecdotes, that's small batch artisanal data"
mar 25, 2015 at 5:38pm
Best data-related photo on the Internet
mar 25, 2015 at 5:48pm
Report: Racial disparities in arrests persist with legal pot. Just as we've said all along.Doesn't solve cj disparity
Give me all of these clothes all of them to meeee
making bacon pancakes
The pipeline problem in Sylines: lvl2 commercial structures want high school educated employees, don't want to pay for high schools.
Playing Skylines, Berkeley Style: hella yelling lines from The West Wing, raising the tax rate to max.
Fitness life hack: hire a small band of jackals to cautiously trail you throughout the day, looking for any sign of weakness.
gah stupid amazing child only shoes
Popular gif from a few days ago recreates a scene from Indiana Jones when reversed:
"The pizza!" I hear the reader exclaim; "what do you mean by the pizza?"
double your calzone triple your calzone pizza tacos the size of cities, worlds
maximum manure my Seymour manor max, I’m off-manner mad-seeming mien store
Reading about Grice's Maxims. You all like trying to dredge meaning from my meme-drenched, pop-referent, twin-spoken babbles, right?
mar 16, 2015 at 8:16pm
just tracking the changes can feel like a tug of war. I guess I want to feel like we're seeing potential paths for something
sorry, I guess I don't know what problem you're trying to solve. collab editing on yr internet seems like web ui + track changes.
it's too bad about
switched back to burying draft in the yard, under a full moon. editorially never impl'd my must-have "hella curses" feature anyway.
mar 14, 2015 at 11:46pm
So much fun astride yaks in little crates with all the wonderful people at #writerswithdrinks
Part of the participatory audience segment: Randos with Drinks.
At the Make-Out Room, waiting for Writers with Drinks to start. Pretty hype!
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's "Autotune the News"-style theme song is perfect.
My first weekend in California went just like this:
mar 10, 2015 at 3:42pm
I fought off an insane film crew back in grad school. My story is on the
podcast this week:
ugh scandal 4x14 is so grossssss I just cant
mar 9, 2015 at 12:48pm
My latest for
: Why does time always run forwards?
Scandal 4x11 doesn't make any ding-dang sense.
for contrast, here's one of today's posts on a site that gives a shit:
on a totally unrelated note, lifehacker's top user request: personal hygeine tips:
reddit uses International Women's Day to praise a pro-gamergate cesspool:
totes not a political move, of course.
In Borderlands Presequel, we're loving the joke class FragTrap so much. My family cracks up every time I make the team waste all their ammo.
Past self, defff go for that Rammstein/Hedberg "Du Hast Mitch" joke.
you... you just killed a panda?
mar 5, 2015 at 8:15pm
Our last tweet was a mistake. Google supports an open, diverse gaming community for all. We do not support #GamerGate.
Got a new phone. Upgrade path for TextSecure is... not intuitive:
For all it's faults, at least pgp makes me feel like I'm hacking the matrix every time I try to read an email.
The final obscenity: a "slow TV" movement, watching House of Cards one episode per week, all taking a break in the summer.
unicorns are technology that mystifies regular horsies #horsiefacts
crap, where'd I leave my pgp keys this time? /me checks pockets of pants, jackets
mar 2, 2015 at 12:40pm
I am reading at Quiet Lightning tonight, Bay folk! 7pm at WeWork Golden Gate. Free beer and 12(!) amazing readers.
The top query: [are you my burrito?]
Their second most popular query is the cultural invariant [where is the best burrito in oakland?]
There is a search engine the search engines all use, to look up answers to questions that matter to them, like [why so many cats?]
since things obvs can't be civil rights and states rights issues simultaneously, we really dodged a bullet there
democratic process at a certain aggregation level reflects the will of the people, but not at a higher level of aggregation
"i dont know what catpuns to you after this" may be the greatest, most meta cat pun
t͝a̵k͟e͟ ̸me ҉down ̧t̸o͜ ̸t̴h̡e ͞v͢e̢ry͞ ̨las̶t c̛i̧t͏y
is the cutest thing
just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in...
feb 27, 2015 at 1:50am
Those were drawn by affixing a pen to a Ouija board and asking Andy Warhol about Twitter.
I feel like there is a lot of content to your message here. a lot of information was just conveyed.
It's... so beautiful. Space Jam Theme/Uptown Funk
feb 24, 2015 at 12:48pm
anthology: Tales of the City is tonight!
Wonderful readers! Open mic! Good food and good wine!
wHEREAS, i'LL ADDRESS SOME TOPICS PERTAINING TO MY INTERESTS, aND i GUESS, pERSONAL MOTIFS
feb 23, 2015 at 1:29pm
I'll be reading for Bay Area Generations tonight at the Berkeley City Club! Doors at 7! It's a thing you want to do!
There are blossoms in the air in Bort Meadow, and I am alive.
🌠 is a nice emoji.
feb 20, 2015 at 1:23pm
There couldn't have been a more wonderful human
feb 20, 2015 at 12:57am
The "large" soda from Taco Bell is so big that, when I shift into park, I can't get it out of my cup holder. USA! USA!
feb 19, 2015 at 2:26pm
A memorial is being arranged at Spring St. Bar Sunday 8pm to remember
. If you can make it, please do.
eh, too much "casual depictions of domestic abuse" for me to get into. "old white guy has problems" didn't exactly break new ground
And its comes with a bunch of Jack Vance you are completely convinced I am too cool to read:
looks good. Cherie Priest and Connie Willis!
as soon as you drop the mic, the whole industry turned into "head pigeons" and "kitten viewers"
hello darkness, my old friend
Willits, 7pm on Sunday: every restaurant is closed, every window is shuttered. They are so ready for the zombie apocalypse.
that sounds amazing! sorry your last gig burnt you out--I hope you have a lot of chill times these next few months.
New russian-southern fusion restaurant concept: Baba Yaga's Chicken House.
feb 13, 2015 at 12:50pm
like every mathematician i know is a kind gentle humane person, and somehow my intership options are bombs, oil, or finance
feb 12, 2015 at 9:35pm
The restaurant next to work just announced _Friday_ brunch: 1. SF startups are now officially college. 2. I...I'll be in late tomorrow.
I always forget Dionysus's Roman name: Gogol Bordello.
arguing about how to pronounce "shibboleth"
These 30-minute exercise videos are hard, but they get easier at the 10-minute mark (where I close the tab and start eating ice cream).
feb 11, 2015 at 3:37pm
All Happy Families // One // by Henry Hoke
good! how wants to storm a beach with a boner?
"How to Make Friends and Influence the Weather" by Dread Carnegie
"Join our team of Ghost(Pro) bloggers?" some sort of foul mechanism jeers, howling in a sunless void.
me: "Why are you cheating at trivia. Against children. On the internet?" her: "I like to wiiiiiiiin!"
Scandal 2x19 is so indulgent, like a high school play, with these twee monologues backed by this chant. And yes, I'm saying I love it.
2 goth 4 breakfast
take it baaaaack
Sierra Nevada started it, all making a pilsner unprovoked.
All Systems Go by Rare Barrel has some weird coffee magic in it, and I drank it to save you all.
Nooner Pilsner is not in my top two for pilsners, and no one needs a third-favorite Pilsner.
You got your PHP error in my window shopping
"Matter" by Iain Banks proves that Game of Thrones could be infinitely improved with antimatter explosions.
feb 6, 2015 at 3:14pm
A wonderful #WriterSquared w/contributor
(get her novel here:
feb 6, 2015 at 7:19pm
The ENTER>text book is out, documenting 3 years of LA's wonderfullest with contributions from me and EVERYONE!
I don't believe in some kind of wacky, metal-wings-for-all Singularity. I believe in another sandwich.
Why can't I eat another sandwich, just because I'm already full of sandwiches?
I've been humming the same song for three days, I'm making you listen to it to try to wriggle free:
Hobbit: the Tolkien Edit has reassured me that there was not a good movie hiding inside of the full-length trilogy somewhere.
Hell yes, I just retweeted an FCC chairman.
feb 4, 2015 at 11:11pm
It’s time to put in place rules to preserve the #OpenInternet that has become an indispensable part of our daily lives. #TitleII
Sad you didn't have the right kind of tablet to play Revolution 60? Check out the PC version:
that Yo la Tengo song makes so much sense to me now
Uber's business model depends on not treating workers fairly, good riddance to their "independant contractor" hack:
When I start to reply on IRC, then notice the mention was days ago:
To forestall any speculation by the press, I'll proactively announce it now: I am not planning to run for President in 2016.
feb 1, 2015 at 12:04pm
Rabbit rabbit! Let's all enjoy this perfectly rectangular month!
What I Cry About When I Cry About Running (It's the Running)
jan 30, 2015 at 1:16pm
I talked to @DianaArterian about Great Divide, and now you can read all the secrets we said at
jan 30, 2015 at 2:50pm
One great way to tell if you are struggling with a story is to check whether you are eating frozen cookie dough instead of meals.
jan 30, 2015 at 9:10am
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
jan 29, 2015 at 8:00pm
My little sister noticed a trend on Instagram.
Billy Joel/Mark Ronson mashup ideas: Girl Funk Uptooooown!
I can do the ribbed / I can do the stockinette / I can do the garter / I cannot do the smurf
jan 28, 2015 at 1:25pm
Huh maybe that new Ghostbusters movie does go a little too far
sep 11, 2014 at 4:27pm
The limitations of poetry are not within the poems—the limitations are elsewhere. Diana Arterian on feminist poetry
Knuckle tat ideas:
jan 27, 2015 at 8:03pm
things to care about instead of vocal fry: french fries, climate change, when's the next time you get to have cheese, are spiders lonely
Few things are made worse by mashing them up with Space Jam, but Goyte gets noticeably better:
get on my (battle cat upgrade) level
I actually misread the bug, and thought you had modified GIMP. you can still be my hero though!
sounds like a great premise for a reboot of
Me: "Imagine a jacket that does not appear in Bourne Supremacy 1, 2, or 3." Industry: <collective gasp>
Barbour: dull in the sense of "absorbs light" but also in the sense of "3 pages of whyyyyy"
Knitting, day 4: purling is some sort of hoax perpetrated on newbies.In each of these videos, there's an "and then a yarn miracle" step
jan 23, 2015 at 11:39pm
Repairs almost done on the spaceport drone ship and have given it the name "Just Read the Instructions"
you know what you have to do:
I only have one week to mention it before the news cycle dies and we never hear about this vaporware again, so: lol holographic displays.
culture fit: 100%
Next on Black Mirror: "It’s Christmas, but everybody’s dead because nobody just reads anymore, you know?"
apr 27, 2014 at 12:23pm
"Abject disclosure." Imagine your lover transcribed all of your voice messages and publishes it as #poetry:
Has anyone seen this new Burning Man documentary yet?
man don't even joke about it ever being 50 here!
yeah! is gooood!
robot poets have no use for yr puny human articles
It does not look like there's a smaller positive robot haiku with only 3 numbers in it.
"Haiku by a Robot" (written by a 9-year-old)
Day one of knitting: I spent an hour rolling yarn into a ball, then took a nap. Unsure if becoming yarncore, or becoming a cat.
A shot of aquavit and a shot of brandy, with a splash of grenadine, over ice.
jan 12, 2015 at 5:24pm
Check out my new story today
// Watch the background. The background is important:
jan 12, 2015 at 2:45pm
New Song of the Week by Diana Arterian, part of the Ugly Duckling Presse residency!...
Pretty excited about the Joylancer reference in this sneak peek of Fantastic Witch Collective
I aspire to have my life annotated with a [Satire] tag.
Social problem, meet technical solution:
oct 10, 2013 at 2:57pm
The person who first discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING ON!!"
dec 26, 2014 at 3:45pm
This maze sucks
dec 28, 2014 at 12:12am
barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented
aug 14, 2013 at 3:04pm
Lemme spoil STAR WARS for you: you’re now an adult with bills to pay and a rapidly dwindling imagination and can realize when things are bad
thinks the Star Trek: Enterprise theme song is some of the worst lyrics ever written. She is not wrong.
Barrel aging some Vieux Carre and Jean Harlow cocktails. Here's hoping I didn't just ruin 20+ oz of good hooch!
Betwixt and between(ness centrality).
Yup, Pocket Harvest sure is a farming simulator. That's about all I have to say about the last hour of my life.
here are your slacks:
you all like hearing me get excited about games you player on ios months ago, right?
Oh internet, what are cocktails that include rum that are suitable for barrel-aging? Keep in mind that fruit juice isn't good for aging.
jan 7, 2015 at 11:23pm
I have some money, and I'd like to spend it on really good science and technology stories. You can pitch me at email@example.com
jan 7, 2015 at 11:22pm
I took over as editor of
Canada this week, and I wrote a little introduction here:
omg just remembered: third party browsers that aren't unfairly limited with that nitro bullshit! try Firefox!
I bought the last six Delirium Reds in San Jose. I am not sorry.
2 weeks of visitors. When I got home from the last dropoff at the airport, my Xbox started singing "I think we're alone now."
jan 2, 2015 at 3:31pm
this is my home now mom
"..he must also know about the other thing, which would ruin the thing we all live on." - Better Off Ted 2x13
"But I'm the best wizard!"
protests, perhaps fairly.
A rare photo of scariest wizard ever,
, seen here casting a friggin sweet 7-card spell:
Attention, duelists: my hair has integrated David Lynch into the collective. #isslove
thanks for recommending "Ancillary Justice." Just finished the sequel, so good!
dang, my bank account does not nearly have 12 months of "drug frenzy" runway. way to be all responsible and shit.
only Coach Meyer can express how I feel about not being able to go to the Cat Cafe today:
jan 1, 2015 at 8:11pm
Football: Yes Weather: Indoors Wings: Numerous Mountain Dew: Iceless Ryan's hat: Baseball Michigan: Still sucks QB String: 3rd #GoBucks
lil sis got me to install snapchat just so she could send me
. no regrets.
I also hear there's a book app which lets you upload epubs and is p. bitching on a tablet. can't remember the name tho, itunes?
Partial list of things I found closed on NYE: part of the 101, a sushi restaurant, Cat Town Cafe, and the street in front of my house.
Tasker, LastPass, TextSecure are all great, I'll look up more on a real computer! also yay tablets!
Interstellar Selfie Station for android is here:
happy crepe year!
dec 31, 2014 at 12:16pm
🏆 Emoji of the year: 🍑💨
anthropoligists uncover in frikkin sweet future, think I meant "which king?". tons future props for my cool opinions.
new goal: buried w/ a cursed sword, "witch king" on my tombstone
watching those hobbits. where are those blue wizards? worst dum-dum flavor, worst kind of wizard.
I've lost every round of Bohnanza I've played so far. I can spell the game right on my first try--there my skillz appear to end.
one of their 2 followers has a usernane that starts with "d," maybe it's the fault of twitter's aggressive autocomplete?
Saint's Row, the cheap knockoff, has done a better job sticking to the central premise: collect cars.
For a game about stealing cars, GTA5 sure does a bad jab making car theft rewarding. Calling an impound lots doesn't feel heroic.
It's interesting that Crossy Road is exclusive to the amazon app store for android. Not sure I've seen that before
dec 27, 2014 at 1:49pm
Getting married is like becoming Gollum: [X] Name change [X] Paranoid about losing ring [X] Always following someone [X] Overuse pet names
I made it all the way through the movie, so I win the game.
GOTY 2014: "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"
dec 27, 2014 at 3:57pm
I've packed and moved this binder full of Garbage Pail Kids cards, like, 23 times.
dec 23, 2014 at 11:03pm
if you killed me and put a new pokemon game in the room with my body a time lapse photo series would show my body sliding over to it
too much style for this tiny planet
anyway sorry for the 4 deleted tweets in a row this week. computers are hard.
twitter: if you are trying to tell me you are still processing/resizing the image, try showing a word like "processing"?
I keep trying to upload this photo, and it's just a blank black square after I post.
dec 26, 2014 at 1:04pm
Nothing is better than these 1980s depictions of technology
a passing cloud. I hope there won't be rain; it's such a nice day for desert golf
dec 26, 2014 at 12:11pm
parents who gave their toddlers basketball hoops for christmas: i will crush all your kids on the court
dec 26, 2014 at 10:10am
With another Christmas behind them, Sigur Rós leave Santa's workshop and head back into the recording studio.
they had me a William Jennings Bryan
dec 24, 2014 at 2:39pm
why youtube, am I going to accidentally hack something?
congrats on the new gig!
yes, just a tiny bit. I find the "automatically update UI on data changes" bits to be magical but hard to reason about.
I had more fun buying a flashlight upgrade in GTA5 than all my loadouts twiddling in Destiny put together.
There are no interesting upgrade choices, just replace whenever stats are higher.
And if you want to hide behind "combat focused," make shooting fun. Compared to Borderlands, these guns are so, so boring.
If you consider having a story an optional feature, your players are going to have a bad time.
"Features people questioned being absent (player customization, story)..."
New goal: push the rock in the hole
dec 22, 2014 at 12:26pm
I just found Desert Golfing’s secret second quest: don’t flip the phone horizontally.
I finally find water, but I can't stop to drink. There is so much desert golfing left to do.
now I'm twice as excited!
simulacra and simulation and simulcast™
the narcissism of OTP differences
At least we can all agree Picard is the most huggable starship captain.
Secretly I think the dog is on "Team Kirk," but that's just weird.
It's tough living in a split "Team Jess" / "Team Dean" household.
a cactus shimmers in the distance, a phantom in the desert of the real
It's so exciting to hear that
's work is going to be referenced in creative writing workshops
dec 20, 2014 at 1:31pm
These altitude changes are ruining my life though, I'm joining the flat earth society and advocating for an even flatter earth
kids these days, with their rock music
dec 13, 2014 at 7:49am
Look at this picture and tell me Brian Eno isn't being controlled telepathically by a malevolent cat (via
dec 19, 2014 at 9:19pm
: Sony emails reveal studio head wants Idris Elba for James Bond
dec 19, 2014 at 5:20pm
This is by far the most hilarious game bug I've ever seen: Infinite ability to Shawn throughout cutscenes.
ah, you are right. Waiting for pots to boil: the only truly expressive artistic medium.
When my registrar made a joke about FSM, it threw me. I guess I expected the people who make my internets work to be joyless automata?
Hell, even that Wonderful Life knock-off with Adam Sandler had a soundtrack that made me cry.
Whenever anyone says "unlike any other art form," I know I'm about to disagree.
two berkeley kids raving about phish on the bart. where is norman rockwell when you need him?
dec 18, 2014 at 12:58am
Turns out, when I log in to see my company's holiday pics, I can see every other SF company's, too. Happy holidaze -
Poirot plot synopsis: over the course of 11 years, a Belgian vampire drains the youth from his secretary and best friend.
nov 20, 2014 at 8:44pm
"Jon what is the biggest problem facing #DevOps today?" easy: it is Terry the Data Goblin
oct 14, 2014 at 11:29pm
Yesterday my mom told me the first read through she does of my work is called a "panic-read"
oct 15, 2014 at 2:06pm
The 141st character in my tweets is the city of New York
Wait, why doesn't Nikita want to release those Division secrets? Because public opinion about the US would sour? And she's the hero?
"Who decided 'your sanctimonious and out of touch father' was good branding?" -
dec 15, 2014 at 6:34pm
dec 15, 2014 at 8:48pm
Ceci n'est pas un rock. Ceci est un rock LOBSTER.
You put that chalk down right this second! Don't you summon your grandpa from beyond the grave! I'm warning you!
Finally got Gone Home running on my PC, so it's National Feels Day.
dec 14, 2014 at 1:04pm
Eternal Daughter, a Metroidvania from
, the quintessential indie game before indie was cool
dec 13, 2014 at 12:03pm
"Drink from your unplanned legacy," fate taunted.
servings: 26 lords of motherfucking creation
martha stewart egg nogs haaaard
dec 10, 2014 at 4:08pm
EVREY TIME U SACRIFICE A ANIMAL GOD GETS A NEW PET
dec 12, 2014 at 1:35pm
"The repository automatically pulls code off the internet, and only keeps the code that compiles"
everything is going fine. everything is going great.
dec 9, 2014 at 10:44pm
I feel like we need a word for when a brand butts into a conversation, making it too awkward to continue.
Alternate theory: my hair was just too fabulous this morning, so we're wiping the earth clean. Sorry for my stupid, stupid, fabulous hair.
If anyone needs me, I'll be building an ark big enough for the books and liquor cabinet.
Tomorrow's inclement weather is actually a biblical flood to punish us for creating things like
dec 10, 2014 at 4:20am
‘Girl in a Country Song’ hits No. 1 by mocking bro country. The bros aren’t laughing.
dec 10, 2014 at 10:42am
FDA Panel Endorses Lifetime Ban on Gay Blood Donation, Suggests Gay Men Are Diseased Liars
dec 6, 2014 at 1:24pm
The best gif of the log lady you'll see all day #TwinPeaks
dec 9, 2014 at 1:10pm
Tomorrow we all go back into rain hibernation, so live it up tonight with
dec 9, 2014 at 10:09am
"The fact that a blogger just doxed U-Va.’s alleged rape victim basically sums up the year in Internet culture”
i want Abe Lincoln hella swearing at some kind of steam-powered mike
oh internet, bring me the rudest crooner pre-50s.
dec 4, 2014 at 4:25pm
about Sheetsee, which lets you make visualizations using Google spreadsheets as your database
dec 8, 2014 at 2:54pm
My fellow Americans, you have my pledge that in 2015 we will, once and for all, bring an end to 2014.
dec 8, 2014 at 12:01pm
Parable of the Polygons is a playable post on how harmless choices can make a harmful world.
dec 7, 2014 at 10:08pm
Meanwhile, in Berkeley.
I love that Nikolai Gogol novel about effete hipsters trying to navigate Home Depot. I am the star of "Dead Souls."
mmm... sweet sweet ieft working drafts:
That JG Ballard loves his apocalypse, any kind of apocalypse. Lots of water? "The Drowned World." Not enough? "The Drought."
dec 7, 2014 at 11:34pm
I'M DYING: 40,000 Redditors signed a petition to the remove the bible from Target... which they don't even sell.
"I mean, we are all kind of Anonymous, right? We will all die and be forgotten." -
dec 6, 2014 at 6:04pm
It's cool to celebrate
's masterful smackdown, but please take a moment to read the article too.
dec 6, 2014 at 2:32pm
Book stores, on the other hand, just assume you don't know what you're doing, and want to help.
I have no idea what the inside of a record stores is like, but I assume my comments go double for them.
I just wanted to get Gotham Academy #1 for a gift, not broaden my goddamn horizons.
In comic book stores, I have no idea what I'm doing. When I rip CBRs off the net, no one gives me shit for not knowing what a "trade" is.
We (the royal "we") have had a bit of wine tonight.
dec 5, 2014 at 8:32pm
burn your animes I Am The New Faith
dec 5, 2014 at 7:53pm
"What do you mean, you the From address can be completely fake? Why would anyone design a system that way? That's stupid." "YES, BUT"
dec 5, 2014 at 11:55pm
HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THIS STAR TREK CHRISTMAS VIDEO
Also I totally missed that node.js was being forked.
dec 4, 2014 at 9:10pm
A wonderful note of sanity from
on recent node fork activity:
dec 3, 2014 at 3:12pm
There's a sinkhole in SF from today's rain. The hole already has multiple bids above the listed price of $3500 /mo.
Vieux Carré is tasty but I cannot pronounce it.
Spent 20 minutes looking at diagrams of parts of the foot. Body are so terrible, ya'll.
dec 2, 2014 at 12:06pm
Read more about the upcoming improvements to harassment reporting and block here:
dec 2, 2014 at 9:58am
I Believe Shia LaBeouf
used tequila instead of rum in
, is pretty tasty
Golfball stuck in midair, I wonder if this infinite golf world is only a simulation of the real, infinite golf world.
For Cyber Monday, I'm dressed like a Wes Anderson film about the 2020s, or a Ridley Scott film set in ~1986.
dec 1, 2014 at 10:40am
If you die on Cyber Monday, you die in real life.
nov 30, 2014 at 11:51pm
Can't sleep I'm so excited to see what kind of Cyber Monday deals there are on the ATM at the bagel place tomorrow
homemade veggie sushi:
Check out my new chapbook wall!
nov 30, 2014 at 12:12pm
secret Prince devcult:
I am not an indie games developer, so you probably don't want me on
nov 29, 2014 at 10:00am
The Joylancer: Legendary Motor Knight Preview – True Joy
nov 28, 2014 at 6:16pm
AND NOW WE WAIT
I predict that in 2041, corporate holiday "Thanksgiving 28" will overwrite "Christmas 1" on our calendars.
My company's holiday calendar calls today "Thanksgiving 2." I am 2 Thankful 2 Furious: Turkey Drift.
thanksgiving day miracle:
is so amazing I just cannot even.
Mary Shelley wrote an apocalyptic sci fi novel!!!
Cheeky Frawg's epub of "Tainaron" is better formatted for small screens like smartphones:
As is traditional, remember to leave a copy of
out for Santa on Christmas Eve.
"Tainaron" by Leena Krohn is amazing, and available for free:
"...and I'm too busy collecting all the Pokemans to give an electric rat's ass."
nov 25, 2014 at 11:10pm
Ferguson pastor suspects white supremacists burned Michael Brown's father's church
nov 25, 2014 at 9:45pm
Probably everyone saw it but
broke our hearts in Tabs today
"Works when you need it" is the feature I keep coming back to.
OutOfMilk unshared my shopping list 3 times, then deleted all the items the third time I tried to reshare. Replaced it with a spreadsheet.
nov 25, 2014 at 3:21pm
Currently Going Through Customs Even Though I Was Born On This Planet.
"someone's response to being blocked on social media nearly always proves why they should be blocked on social media"
Three-word horror story: Walgreen's Pre-made Sushi
What do you call that layer of gunk on the top of the bottle of liqueur you left open for a week? The Slime of the Ancient Marnier!
Pretty sure I had brunch at this
entry last week.
nov 22, 2014 at 10:26am
Republican-lead committee spends two years investigating Benghazi, finds nothing, releases findings on Friday night.
nov 21, 2014 at 1:56pm
changelog (last entry).
Tell them I wanted to die this way, playing golf out on the generative sands.
nov 21, 2014 at 5:29pm
for introducing me to the most interesting page on the internet.
nov 21, 2014 at 1:14pm
jun 12, 2013 at 2:38pm
If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza.
nov 21, 2014 at 10:21am
And now, another installment in our hilarious series, regular people read mean tweets about themselves, silently, alone at home.
So, I manually classified 10k stories on whether they were about cats being rescued. Ah, college.
I accidentally chose what the pros call a "novel data set," so I had to train it myself.
In college, I wrote a naive Bayesian classifier for whether an article was about kittens being rescued.
if you still need data classifiers, I'd be happy to donate an hour or two.
Always Summer, Never Christmas!
I thought I hated DST, but its really the nonDST winter schedule I dislike. I actually *love* DST, and wish it never ended.
nov 18, 2014 at 7:52pm
rails not accepting patches just in case legacy code relies on the plural of "human" being "humen"
nov 18, 2014 at 1:15pm
EFF, Mozilla, etc apparently are launching their own CA
Appears to be keybase-style proof of server control
nov 18, 2014 at 12:06pm
is my hero. Listen to
's great interview w/ her on Let's Make Mistakes.
nov 18, 2014 at 10:46am
We've partnered with WhatsApp to provide end-to-end encryption for WhatsApp users by default:
Trapped in a musical time vortex, AMA.
Shocking no one, I have discovered that Aphex Twin is pretty neat.
hyperlinks in epub are awkward in most ereaders. books like Infinite Jest or
were not fun to e-read
nov 17, 2014 at 11:04pm
I made a sad game about my Twitter experience. You can download the file here & open it in a web browser to play it:
If the CATlateral Damage demo is anything to go by, I am the chosen one.
Just found Danger Doom, and of course it's magical.
Danger Mouse == Gnarls Barkley == Broken Bells == I guess I've only ever liked one band?
Definitely crying over a videogame trailer
. I take back those things I said about wanting games to be art.
nov 5, 2014 at 9:51am
In which my family and I venture to Buffalo Wild Wings:
Bitocks are like Bitcoins, but they take only 10 minutes to make, and then you have something to eat instead of Pretend Internet Dollars.
I made Bitocks a la Russe:
Okay but I still love it. Every book should have all of its characters be totally into all he over characters.
and you think you're ready to be a mousefather?!
rodent lifehack: leave pizza on a plate on your floor for a few days. leave it there longer.
Not to mention the relationship graph makes Torchwood seem easy to follow.
I'm having trouble with "Glory on the Thunder". The characters don't seem tricky; they seem indistinct.
yr new twitter name is p. great
nov 14, 2014 at 5:23pm
FRAIL SHELLS is DONE! (
) The game I made over the past week for #7dfps is out~ Check it out!
nov 14, 2014 at 10:32am
This week I interviewed Tumblr's own
about her content platform for women,
Yeah? Well, I got out of bed and made it to the nearest coffee without dying. Your move, comet lander.
nov 12, 2014 at 11:31pm
"All of your exes are lined up and doing the dishes when you get home." At Last, You're Wearing The Right Bra Size |
oh nooo the vanity mirror in this hotel room shows you what you'd look like in HD and it's terrible
: "this game is all about the alluring yet oppressive presence of the past!" *flails arms excitedly*
Learned all my dance moves from the music video to that Shia song.
nov 9, 2013 at 7:57pm
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
Join the Dewritos Corps, where you will consume Dewritos/try to make our enemies consume Dewritos.
I was trying to think up a Dewritos/US Army mashup, when
pointed out that Dewritos probably can already kill people.
Oh wow, it's by the same guy who made
, that amazing Dwarf Fortress fanfic.
and don't worry, you can choose a "Boy Meets Tractor" ending, as is traditional
hypertext story "The Domovoi" talks about a bit or Russian that is new to me
Kentucky Route Zero, aka Talking About Ghosts Simulator.
sorry, only two tweetdeck + blocking bugs I could find
tweetdeck still shows blocked users in search results, and maybe shows blocked users in lists you subscribe to
English is weird, yall
woo congrats on Joylancer getting on steam!!!
A fancy hamburger place opened a block from my house. The struggle is real:
lol Evestus and then Owl City on this mix created by a computer. My music library is such a horrorshow.
nov 7, 2014 at 10:44am
How love and integrity made Welcome to Night Vale a massive success
nov 7, 2014 at 12:17am
Trying to remember all the stock type manga characters: the cool one, the dumb one, the zany doctor, the hacker, Pulcinella, Arlequino.
though that is probably just be setting it up wrong. Either way, monthly is easier to wrap my head around.
I like monthly. Few of the people I support per article get anywhere near the monthly caps I set up, most below 50%.
nov 6, 2014 at 9:10pm
Bee and PuppyCat is OUT y'all
nov 6, 2014 at 7:24pm
WHY #grumpycatsworstchristmasever ??ANSWER:
looks so amazing!
*everyone switches to cat shirts and I'm no longer hip* me: aw yiss, cat shirts
I picked up a dislike for plaid going to school in Vermont, glad I accidentally missed the boat here:
I'd be more into
if it was shaped like a menacing gargoyle, just a free tip.
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt up in your Gilmore Girls fanfic.
mmm tasty space shoes
"Look to the Lady" is the best Campion two-parter. I will fight you.
nov 4, 2014 at 11:18pm
I just published “The Other Side of Diversity”
My life, my truth.
nov 4, 2014 at 10:22am
I took a DADA manifesto and replaced every instance of DADA with BIG DATA because
too sleepy to look up all these candidates for the election tomorrow. I need a "Nap-In" ballot.
nov 3, 2014 at 9:09pm
I call this “Sonic & Knuckles in 32X, but dog” RT
that title is amazing omg
If we accidentally created a Paper Currency Maximizer
, would we even notice?
Just watched "Totoro" for the first time. I have so many feelings.
nicest thing I've heard all week
Wolfe: "'Dark soul' is an odd phrase for a psychologist." Hibbard: "I read poetry weekends."
played the Yawhg today, it was beautiful! Thanks for making it!
social contract slasher film
His friends thought he might've ghosted. The only thing left was an illegible napkin scrawl: "roanoke."
When you code alone, you pair program with Hitler!
I tired to use
to get the grumpy cat christmas movie early, but all I got was this existential dread.
brb, quitting job, buying tv, buying cable subscription:
"When they ran out of bombs they dropped railroad ties." I'm just going to be over here drowning in feels, how is your Sunday?
oct 28, 2014 at 6:12pm
Just backed "Night Witches": a tabletop RPG about Soviet airwomen during World War Two by the ppl who made FIASCO!!
I am now the proud own of a habanero plant, named Mean Old Stagger Lee.
According to my profile, I've indicated 7,000 different tweets are my favorite. I am lying to some of you.
My life is a series of "Blue Oyster Cult" cover bands.
I spend most of my day telling
to steal cute internet pets for me. This is what "tech work" means, right?
'cause I ain't no halloween girl
until I clicked on "parent" I couldn't even tell if the comment was pro- or anti-... anything.
oct 14, 2014 at 11:24pm
Your password must contain at least two female characters who talk to each other about something other than a man.
My commute brought to you by a Series of Sportfortunate Events
oct 29, 2014 at 8:12pm
is going to be on The Colbert Report TONIGHT
Sue Grafton's newest novel: "F is for Fish Ghosts"
Anemone at the Gates?
"Damn it Jim, I'm a sturgeon, not a warp core technician!"
oct 27, 2014 at 5:55pm
read more in the archive of Edgar Allan Roe
's gps programs sometimes get stuck on a loop where they make her cross and recross the Bay Bridge, because fishghosts
the ones who were crushed by all the garbage we poured into the bay to make treasure island, was what I was thinking
oct 26, 2014 at 11:16pm
Andy Warhol was designed to be an evil twin of Andy Marhol before going on to star in his own games, such as Warhol Land and WarholWare
Sneak peek of
and my halloween costumes this year:
A Lisa Frank dolphin sticker can cover a multitude of sins.
Mind like a steel trap. So many critters' legs caught in my mind.
I like big bells bells bells bells bells bells bel