archive of my tweets

Jon_Dickman too hot. I cannot self-mahjong, you must lower me into the jenga.
When I run out of iced coffee I will need to be mercy killed. kthx.
It is so hot in SF! How does anyone live here?
oh my god petz t​h​e​m​a​r​y​s​u​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​e​t​z​-​s​u​b​c​u​l​t​u​r​…
ashlandJohn posted sep 18, 2015 at 5:06pm
NYTimes editorial board writes about the "craziness" at the GOP debate: n​y​t​i​.​m​s​/​1​i​k​F​z​u​T
Voyager 5x11 is so good! I forgot all about Dr. Angst and His Angstventure.
tomgara posted sep 18, 2015 at 1:05pm
No man should ever have to choose between their love for ad blocking and their love for John Gruber. m​a​r​c​o​.​o​r​g​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​9​/​1​8​/​j​u​s​…
bring me a bot that retweets all tweets that include a mario maker-shaped substring: xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
natazilla posted sep 17, 2015 at 4:09pm
can you ask the sun not to shine, dora can you ask the moon to not glow how can you ask me not to swipe when it was what i was named for
getfiscal posted jan 4, 2015 at 12:44am
if the bourgeoisie always survives an economic crisis intact, why not make the entire economy out of the bourgeoisie?
Kotaku posted sep 17, 2015 at 12:26pm
Metal Gear Solid V has a secret that seems impossible to achieve: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​K​j​m​O​S​a
rain selfie
*dramatically presses the back on his hand to his forehead*
y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​i​-​g​y​Z​3​… has the right title, but the most "dance major thesis project" music video ever made
oh god I thought the lyrics were "stay tonight." what the hell is this song about?
y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​d​T​a​2​B​z​… is the greatest song. I will fight you.
negatendo okay now I am into it. you win this time!
negatendo uh.
Waiting for my baked potato to finish cooking like
BloodyBHoney posted sep 14, 2015 at 7:23pm
Oh, I forgot Markdown lets you stick HTML tags in when you're feeling frisky awwwwwwwww shit
Danielleri posted sep 14, 2015 at 4:22pm
Y'all, this is the most terrifying (existentially terrifying?) Mario Maker level, I don't even know... y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​7​p​X​1​Y​i​…
sweet, they called the version of SUPERHOT I played the "short" version k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​3​7​5​7​9​…
eevee so important it's the whole SERP description
eevee posted sep 12, 2015 at 11:46pm
i wrote about some curiosities in unicode: e​e​v​.​e​e​/​b​l​o​g​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​9​/​1​…
atorwulfu posted sep 13, 2015 at 4:10pm
FINALLY some truth
Spacekatgal posted sep 13, 2015 at 4:31pm
I made a Super Mario Maker level for my husband. What happens 15 seconds in is AWESOME. v​i​m​e​o​.​c​o​m​/​1​3​9​1​4​4​6​6​9
DamianSommer posted sep 13, 2015 at 12:54am
So, Attacking Zegeta, on the PS4 is the most likely candidate for Frog Fractions 2. ...is the jig up??
I found that post when I was looking for a sticker to put on my laptop to support the devs, lol
that feeling when the SMS client you use has pivoted w​h​i​s​p​e​r​s​y​s​t​e​m​s​.​o​r​g​/​b​l​o​g​/​g​o​o​d​b​y​e​-​e​…
TheBlackNerd it may look like I'm a bot that faves 100% of your tweets, but these are just good #content !!
groveJCgal posted sep 12, 2015 at 7:42pm
Hands down favorite thing re: dollar store brand Trisonic is the creepy AF fortune cookie affirmations. (see bottom)
Har Mar Superstar and some Doomtree people were in Gayngs. The world is very small.
acosmos posted sep 12, 2015 at 3:32pm
Mario 3 Bowser doesn't like being picked up
steveklabnik posted sep 12, 2015 at 10:40am
If you're 27 years old, sorry about that :(
blknrdproblems posted sep 11, 2015 at 4:28pm
Ed was up on #tumblr before ayebody. We can't be convinced otherwise. #CowboyBebop
no damn it, someone brought up football and now they are opining on whether or not you need defense. I'm guessing the answer is yes?
oh lord, spare me from the college tech bros I'm stuck on this shuttle with for the next 2 hours
MarloMeekins posted sep 11, 2015 at 7:29pm
Tanooki Mario Dog v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​b​L​n​1​E​g​l​q​5​x​V
Whistle Pig rye is tasty
There's a sequel to Downbelow Station? There are TWENTY SEVEN sequels to Downbelow Station?!?!
MikeStackpole posted sep 2, 2015 at 8:56am
9 Space Operas to Read While You Wait for Ancillary Mercy b​a​r​n​e​s​a​n​d​n​o​b​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​/​s​c​i​-​f​i​-​f​a​…
mikeBithell posted sep 10, 2015 at 1:13pm
Very cool piece.. I'm still coming to terms with my music tastes being so crushingly out of date: b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​9​/​1​0​/​i​s​-​…
TheToast posted sep 10, 2015 at 1:05pm
I Love 2012. So I Decided To Live In It. | t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​9​/​1​0​/​2​0​1​…
Pokemon on yr phone tho
Took 30 minutes to question my life choices re: not currently being an employee at niantic. Whew, okay, I'm good.
VentureBeat posted sep 10, 2015 at 2:48am
Here's what Pokemon Go will look like as a location-based mobile game w​p​.​m​e​/​p​5​h​v​h​T​-​7​y​v​7 by @Deantak
jennschiffer posted sep 9, 2015 at 11:21pm
space jam sequels are literally the only things i care about in this post space jam world
lynncyrin I don't work there, but I think Apple might fit those criteria (tech 22% fem 42% PoC) a​p​p​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​d​i​v​e​r​s​i​t​y​/
slpsys on the upside, the intranet gets to enjoy two weeks of me spamming cat pictures everyone instead of doing said paperwork
what's up, future/current employers
once a year I have to do a tiny bit of paperwork for work, and I throw a 2-week temper tantrum about it
GrahamOfLegend posted sep 9, 2015 at 12:06pm
#Hecticube is now LIVE on Google Play!!! Get it while it's hot! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​X​4​B​b​2​i
Skulls production is up by 33% in my house. Check out prints like it at e​t​s​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​o​p​/​C​o​o​k​s​t​a​h
Reddishness by Girls Rituals is super weird and great b​l​a​c​k​s​q​u​a​r​e​s​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​b​u​m​/​r​e​d​d​i​s​h​n​…
fussybabybitch posted sep 9, 2015 at 2:27am
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was this sick 180
mcclure111 posted sep 8, 2015 at 12:07pm
One reason to want a non-trashy culture is so that one can do trash-like individual acts without taking on the culture's trashy connotations
stop calling it "the literary community" from now on it's Book Town
rick and morty is a thing
RedbirdMenace posted sep 1, 2015 at 7:53pm
KAZ: Snake, do you have the intel yet? SNAKE: No, but I've got some upbear KAZ: *sigh* ...what's upbear? SNAKE:
Transcendence is continuously obscured in ornamentation. I want to be with you.
John Muir has a posse
self-conscious about writing these good tweets in the middle of a redwood forest, until I remembered I'm an internet trash creature
darrylayo And you better start with me, because I will raise up an army against you and I will beat you!
My older sis wrote a thing!!!!! m​t​a​d​a​m​s​i​n​s​t​i​t​u​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​9​/​0​3​/​v​e​t​…
hellociaran posted sep 6, 2015 at 3:14pm
this cats face
poet weddings. these lethal, pressed carbon vows.
micnews posted sep 3, 2015 at 8:47pm
‘Sesame Street’ named Donald Trump the king of trash 10 years ago b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​L​X​8​F​g​I
WarrenIsDead posted sep 4, 2015 at 7:45pm
Here's why you hate the new Google logo: it is a spot in your vision, a mote that will not wipe away. It grows larger. There is nothing left
roboticwrestler posted sep 4, 2015 at 7:03pm
Highly recommended reading on gender-based #stereotypeThreat, by an MIT undergrad on the MITAdmissions blog. m​i​t​a​d​m​i​s​s​i​o​n​s​.​o​r​g​/​b​l​o​g​s​/​e​n​t​r​y​/​p​i​…
ugh it's the prefect ugly flannel, but it costs a hundo b​e​t​a​b​r​a​n​d​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​n​s​-​r​e​d​-​m​i​x​e​d​…
new shopping technique: prepend "ugly" to whatever piece of clothing I'm searching for
noooo out of stock: w​e​l​o​v​e​f​i​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​i​-​a​m​-​s​p​i​d​e​r​g​w​e​…
steveroggenbuck *floating over yr planet* nice.
j4cob Toon-Turner
RiotLyte posted sep 3, 2015 at 5:11pm
Hey Lyte, here's a problem that's been bothering me for… — Quite a few Rioters don't have formal degrees and the c… l​.​a​s​k​.​f​m​/​i​g​o​t​o​/​4​5​D​K​E​C​N​7​…
BlackGirlNerds posted sep 3, 2015 at 9:11am
Racialized Nerdiness: Does Race Play A Role In Being Nerdy? b​l​a​c​k​g​i​r​l​n​e​r​d​s​.​c​o​m​/​r​a​c​i​a​l​i​z​e​d​-​n​e​r​…
Feeling pretty Louis Armstrong about this novelty account: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​e​p​i​t​o​s​f​r​i​e​n​d​/​…
cannot stop reading s​l​a​t​e​s​t​a​r​c​o​d​e​x​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​0​/​2​0​/​t​h​e​…
piss_wizard posted sep 2, 2015 at 12:17pm
oh my god roast beef is in hunter x hunter
"Don't bury me until I'm dead!" he shouted, after-dinner pint of ice cream clutched in unsteady hand.
chainsawsuit posted sep 1, 2015 at 5:14pm
google's new logo f​b​.​m​e​/​6​Z​J​o​t​0​9​N​y
weebconfesses posted sep 1, 2015 at 4:25pm
bewar m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​5​N​O​6
"sweet bro and hella jeff" escape from the world of internet forums and comic book conventions.
CrushedGAF posted sep 1, 2015 at 11:23pm
Love blooming on the battlefield is against the ToS
beckyferreira posted aug 31, 2015 at 3:23pm
This pic of the actors behind Jurassic World's raptors is way more disconcerting to me than the actual CGI raptors.
Sat down and beat the SUPERHOT backer beta in one sitting. Seriously fun, go preorder the real thing: s​u​p​e​r​h​o​t​g​a​m​e​.​c​o​m
mallelis posted aug 31, 2015 at 11:11pm
"This cocksucker here, I found him in a storm drain... Look at ‘im. That’s one fuckin’ nice kitty right there. t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​8​/​3​1​/​e​v​e​…
"I failed my driving test the first time I took it," he whispered to Night Twitter.
"I had haters back then. I've had haters since Red Lobster." g​a​w​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​u​r​g​e​n​t​-​m​e​s​s​a​g​e​…
Where is the tumblr that collects pictures of Data's nipples poking through his suit? Where is it?
Damn it, if that's the far left of the spectrum what the hell is the middle? t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​B​l​o​g​s​o​f​W​a​r​/​s​t​a​…
He's like a budget James Franco, what the hell happened between 1987 and Prison Break in 2002?
I can't believe how young and happy Rob Knepper looks looks in this episode of TNG i​m​d​b​.​c​o​m​/​c​h​a​r​a​c​t​e​r​/​c​h​0​0​…
luluisbluetoo posted aug 30, 2015 at 12:18pm
I just released my Pico-8 game, Interior Expansion. Play it here: l​e​x​a​l​o​f​f​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​b​s​/​?​t​i​d​=​2​3​6​0
lindseybieda posted aug 30, 2015 at 12:57am
Hey night crew (EST) - 14 days left for the pur programmer shirt t​e​e​s​p​r​i​n​g​.​c​o​m​/​p​u​r​r​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​m​e​r
In the flooded basement, the water is dark and still. And then, a ripple.
is it shitty to read yr first poem in a decade at an open mic? (asking for a shitty friend)
electrolemon posted aug 29, 2015 at 5:01pm
i don't care if he won four consecutive championships over four different sports. ain't no way i'm lettin a dog on this here jai alai court
The Changing of the Converses.
oh damn and I guess there are other risks: e​v​e​n​e​w​s​2​4​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​8​/​2​8​/​f​i​r​…
How do EVE live streamers work? Doesn't broadcasting their location/cargo make them targets for PvP?
USATODAY posted aug 28, 2015 at 8:55pm
Grumpy cat is “oh, so excited” about becoming a Madame Tussauds wax figure. u​s​a​t​.​l​y​/​1​E​n​g​m​K​u
atotalmonet posted aug 28, 2015 at 11:52pm
The pause between the high leg kick and the ball dropping is everything I live for (ht @kansascardinal) v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​e​I​Z​O​e​Y​2​T​i​7​1
RiotLyte posted aug 28, 2015 at 11:35pm
oh i like lemon ice cream, does lemon ice cream make me… — There's many things you could do to try improving your … a​s​k​.​f​m​/​a​/​c​g​o​c​0​6​d​5
Just had a beautiful moment with 5k other people screaming at our laptops while ChilledChaos failed to hold a stick g​a​m​i​n​g​.​y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​I​a​U​i​T​m​…
too real c​r​a​c​k​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​/​5​-​d​a​r​k​-​s​i​…
crap, my youth pastor was right
krisaubuchon posted aug 24, 2015 at 3:51pm
occasionally I think "this is it, this is the best dog photo I've ever seen"
INTERNET, GO TO YOUR ROOM e​t​s​y​.​c​o​m​/​l​i​s​t​i​n​g​/​2​4​0​5​8​5​…
making satanism look hella uncool, gang: e​t​s​y​.​c​o​m​/​l​i​s​t​i​n​g​/​2​4​1​8​8​3​…
BloodyBHoney science! m​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​1​2​2​6​0​…
Just used the phrase "ivory terrarium" while suggesting someone was both an academic and a reptilian overlord. Pretty proud of myself.
Oh cool, it's the part of the election cycle where presidential candidates pretend to give a shit about civil rights in China? Good, great.
I knew 1337p337 before he was on the HN front page: d​e​b​u​.​g​s​/​e​n​t​r​i​e​s​/​i​n​f​e​r​n​…
. cottonmice sips her first pumpkin beer of the year, then smiles. Forecast: couple more months of it not being winter.
leyawn posted jan 11, 2015 at 7:16pm
i was trying to find out whether 9/11 is canon in friends and i found a whole fucking paper on it
T+0: "let's use ranked lists!" T+100h: "let's grind up the voters for food"
n​i​e​l​s​e​n​h​a​y​d​e​n​.​c​o​m​/​m​a​k​i​n​g​l​i​g​h​t​/​a​r​… is amazing voting system wonkery. by my count, it took about 4 hours to recreate yr fav totalitarian voting system.
nice recap of hugo winners (and losers), and rule changes to make next year's even better: b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​8​/​2​3​/​s​a​d​…
oh god, that's "updated 7 days ago," not "posted 7 days ago" :O
lol 7 days of migration and still not back g​e​t​s​a​t​i​s​f​a​c​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​l​a​s​t​f​m​/​t​o​p​i​c​s​/​… it's the 90s, go for it
The rate at which Bee and Puppycat is generated is insufficient for my infinite hunger for Bee and Puppycat.
Based on i​o​9​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​s​-​a​-​p​a​r​t​y​-​w​e​… it sounds like the Hugos made us proud tonight.
greenhousenyt posted aug 22, 2015 at 10:26am
In win for labor, workers at Google Express delivery company--employed by contractor Adecco-vote 77 ro 43 to unionize u​s​a​t​o​d​a​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​y​/​t​e​c​h​/​2​0​1​…
zpao posted aug 21, 2015 at 4:22pm
Why can't I complete this reservation on OpenTable? JS syntax error? oh…
to get pumped up before exercise I rock out to y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​a​5​0​2​R​e​j​L​z​8​s
Move in day at Berkeley, so parking is a charred hellscape.
"From the first sip of coffee to the last sip of bourbon" is heteronormative, but also how I start and end my day? b​i​r​c​h​b​o​x​.​c​o​m​/​b​i​r​c​h​b​o​x​-​m​a​n​-​s​…
fielddaylab posted aug 22, 2015 at 12:00pm
Relax & explore a strange, inviting world in MINKOMORA by jonikitsu & merrittkopas b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​M​s​5​m​w​k
Bandcamp version of song is clearer, but you don't get to see Omer Gal dressed up like a unicorn: c​o​o​k​i​e​t​o​n​g​u​e​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​t​r​a​c​k​/​i​-​w​a​i​t​-​2
Heard Cookie Tongue a while back, finally remembered to look them up. So weird, so good: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​m​e​y​2​w​l​…
t​w​i​t​c​h​.​t​v​/​t​w​i​t​c​h​p​l​a​y​s​d​a​r​k is now freezing the game after each action to let players vote on next move. with bullet time they might have a shot.
akoumjian when some sort of libertarian reddit bot finds my tweet and brings a wave of terrible #content down on us, I'm sorry
forget it, no matter how much I want to be like Rory I am not going to read the Fountainhead
I just want to have read all the books mentioned in Gilmore Girls, is that so wrong?
eww I think I just ran over a bag of soylent with my bike D: friggin nerds leaving their nerd food in the streets
while we were jogging, Soup stole a whole loaf of homemade bread off our counter. daring, to cross us when we're so swole.
gah I just jogged for 30 minutes and now I hate this garbage world entire
mallelis posted aug 18, 2015 at 4:50pm
Recent studies suggest the water in California, there’s plenty of it, and you shouldn’t worry so much. t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​8​/​1​8​/​s​c​i​…
Is there somewhere I need to go to accept my poetry millions or
I put a poem on the internet last night, and still don't have a million dollars p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s​/​p​o​e​m​-​a​b​o​…
I wrote a poem! It includes the line "instas beyond instas": p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s​/​p​o​e​m​-​a​b​o​…
Hold on I think I'm writing a poem
iblamethedingos posted aug 18, 2015 at 4:45pm
So...ryanqnorth got stuck in a hole today. s​t​o​r​i​f​y​.​c​o​m​/​h​a​l​f​c​a​d​e​n​c​e​/​r​y​…
Today's regimen: 200 meters swim, 8 mile bike ride, 7 servings of Pizza Rolls™.
End of summer fitness goals: be able to run a mini-triathalon while still feeling terrible about the way I look.
Freyd, J.J. (2015). What is DARVO? Retrieved [today's date] from p​a​g​e​s​.​u​o​r​e​g​o​n​.​e​d​u​/​d​y​n​a​m​i​c​/​j​j​f​/​d​e​….
jennschiffer posted aug 17, 2015 at 1:01pm
I just published “Not Another Code of Conduct Bl0g!” m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​o​l​-​c​o​d​e​-​p​a​l​/​…
ljellis posted aug 17, 2015 at 1:18am
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me I needed room to climb in.
this of course solves everything since it's not like anyone could just, oh no ooops my hands t​h​e​p​i​r​a​t​e​b​a​y​.​v​g​/​t​o​r​r​e​n​t​/​4​8​6​5​1​5​…
Animorphs author wants books to be free online, publisher sends in the lawyers: b​l​o​g​.​a​n​i​m​o​r​p​h​s​f​o​r​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​0​/​0​9​/​s​c​h​o​l​a​…
robfee posted jul 7, 2015 at 4:46pm
Gotta love those Twitter accounts with egg avatars who are like NO TIME TO CHOOSE A PROFILE PIC, I GOTTA GET THESE RACIST TWEETS OUT PRONTO!
slpsys I haven't ever made it past the first monster in dark souls, from watching the steam I can suggest: don't always jump into holes
slpsys it looks like they are starting with the first one. heat death of the universe permitting, they might move on to later titles
today's @twitchplaysdark blessing: 15 minutes of a grimdark hero climbing stairs and then falling back into a hole
Looks like we all had the same idea: getting completely the fuck out of this sweaty city. Parked on the Richmond bridge.
theshrillest posted aug 15, 2015 at 11:55pm
I wrote about preparing for the police to kill me for PacificStand, I'd be honored if you checked it out. p​s​m​a​g​.​c​o​m​/​h​e​a​l​t​h​-​a​n​d​-​b​e​h​…
paulhansonclark posted aug 9, 2015 at 11:59pm
manic pixie father figure
1337p337 pete peeeeeete y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​F​l​R​a​-​i​…
there is no such thing as "leftover potato chips"
omg how did I just discover the world of full-bleed glitch tshirts? here's an amazing example, by ellaguro: p​a​o​m​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​s​/​0​0​0​0​0​…
0xabad1dea an augmented reality app I could support
"an untitled young Han Solo film" eeeeeeeeee p​o​l​y​g​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​8​/​1​5​/​9​1​5​9​…
GooglePlay posted aug 13, 2015 at 7:22pm
.Android users can now join in on all the post-apocalyptic fun happening at Fallout Shelter. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​Z​V​N​f​L​J
shout out to the kids planning a bank heist on the bart. larpers? gamers? bank robbers? regardless, into it.
slpsys darkest timeline
Jurassic Park at the Paramount, aw yiss
D'oh, off by $111. Get cookies and make TheBlackNerd's campaign more metal at: i​n​d​i​e​g​o​g​o​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​t​b​n​b​g​…
Lahlahlindsey posted aug 13, 2015 at 3:44pm
brands are to twitter what parents are to facebook
pkollar posted aug 14, 2015 at 3:07am
the only thing more amazing than the thomas the tank engine wiki entry for ringo starr t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​M​a​m​m​o​n​M​a​c​h​i​n​e​/​…
SincerelyTumblr posted aug 14, 2015 at 12:27am
Retweet if you're a Pokemon master
want gimme a​m​a​z​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​g​p​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​/​0​5​4​…
Nicole_Cliffe posted aug 13, 2015 at 12:18pm
dying please help me, mallory wrote about ender's game t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​8​/​1​3​/​e​n​d​…
Victoria_ODell posted aug 13, 2015 at 11:48pm
Facebook Dumped Intern After He Pointed Out Messenger's Creepy Location Tracking g​i​z​m​o​d​o​.​c​o​m​/​f​a​c​e​b​o​o​k​-​d​u​m​p​e​…
caraellison I'm participating woo!
That street signs background it def new since I last tried it. Pretty sweet!
SamanthaZero posted aug 12, 2015 at 12:32pm
I made a new trailer to celebrate the launch of Sentris. y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​z​4​r​0​m​J​t​N​E​N​c The music in the trailer was #madewithsentris
2 grumpy 2 enjoy cartoons
ShareefJackson posted aug 12, 2015 at 11:10pm
President Obama’s Letter to the Editor – via NYTNow n​y​t​i​.​m​s​/​1​N​2​v​A​H​l
startled posted aug 12, 2015 at 2:00am
5000lobsters I know! Their teeth are ENORMOUS, too. They can't be up to any good.
Some horses have 2 sets of canine teeth. For murders, probably.
Horses are probably killers. Just my hot take.
UdonEnt posted aug 11, 2015 at 3:53pm
As if Dark Souls wasn't hard enough, someone had to go and beat the game using ONLY voice commands! 30 hours and... f​b​.​m​e​/​2​h​L​H​o​5​C​S​w
MotherJones posted aug 11, 2015 at 10:46am
Tech-shuttle company is accused of thwarting efforts to unionize its drivers m​o​j​o​.​l​y​/​1​T​j​O​6​2​d
jazzedloon posted aug 10, 2015 at 6:01pm
My friend, Washington Post reporter WesleyLowery, has been charged by St. Louis County… for reporting. This is real. w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​p​o​s​t​-​n​a​t​i​…
alphabet posted aug 10, 2015 at 5:20pm
Well, that was an interesting way to end a Monday...
we are all going to die patting ourselves on the back on our foresight v​o​x​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​8​/​1​0​/​9​1​2​4​…
"Tyrone Harris Sr.... said he was not allowed in the hospital and was told to remain on the sidewalk outside." w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​m​o​r​n​i​n​g​-​m​…
Made f​r​e​s​h​b​e​a​t​s​f​r​e​s​h​e​a​t​s​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​c​i​p​e​/​t​o​m​a​t​o​-​… last night. The pepper jelly was so, so tasty.
2noame posted aug 10, 2015 at 2:20pm
ben_throop Well, I've written a few to address this: 1) h​u​f​f​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​s​c​o​t​t​-​s​a​n​t​e​n​s​/​… 2) m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​b​a​s​i​c​-​i​n​c​o​m​e​/​u​… 3) s​c​o​t​t​s​a​n​t​e​n​s​.​c​o​m​/​w​h​a​t​-​a​m​e​r​i​c​a​-​s​…
one day in 2010, there were fresh sour cherries for sale at Berkeley Bowl West. never forget.
krs10bc thanks!
awolfalways bourbon?
Zennistrad I remember seeing this on real TV, back in the stone age!!
Zennistrad posted aug 9, 2015 at 2:35am
And now for something completely different: here's Batman singing Jigglypuff's lullaby. y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​4​B​6​b​G​3​…
for all my earlier japes, that was a fun mystery, and I want to read a thousand more like it
lobstersreading posted aug 9, 2015 at 2:51am
"An Unsuitable Job for a Woman" by P. D. James e​n​.​m​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​A​n​_​U​n​s​u​i​t​…
heard the phrase "i didn't ask to be born" at a reading last week. can't shake it: so true, so goth.
on the subject of PD James, who the fuck knows the word "theurgy" but writes on the next page "untypical"?
totes just heard a story with a Crooked Little Vein reference
5:30pm at the Stork Club, cottonmice miiiight be reading about my livestock semen adventure f​a​c​e​b​o​o​k​.​c​o​m​/​e​v​e​n​t​s​/​1​4​5​8​0​6​4​…
MammonMachine posted aug 8, 2015 at 5:29pm
PATREON Q&A: Why do so many fighting games have such byzantine backstories and story modes and lore? Aevee Answers! p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​s​/​3​1​1​0​2​5​9
spladow it's PD "Thighmaster" James! After 30 pages of one book, I assume you could flip one open at random to get yr thigh fix.
Just when you thought you could handle The Berenst*in Bears... prepare to be destroyed by Ronbledore: t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​2​/​0​3​/​r​e​g​…
so far, this book is mostly about people politely pretending their thighs aren't touching. into it
reading some pd james. u cant stop me, theres no god.
I made muffins this morning and brought them to work, but now I am too full to eat more muffins. #MuffinGate
stcymsn posted aug 7, 2015 at 1:44am
If you're into interactive art, interactive poetry, Twine, #altgames, tangential-fields-that-games-can-learn-from, etc: check out #ELO2015
spladow ill never get into weird twitter if I start making sense now thomas!
WillDesuga unpossible!
Sometimes you're the dog of wisdom. Some the dog. y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​D​-​U​m​f​q​…
Just remembered this line from "Kiln People" by David Brin: "Sometimes you're the grasshopper. Some the ant."
merrittkopas posted aug 6, 2015 at 10:06pm
i can't believe all of the major republican candidates want to cancel steven universe
DebGod posted aug 6, 2015 at 9:40pm
ted cruz doesn't have a flag lapel pin wtf #gopdebate
it's me
"If you were hoping for our protagonists to stop fucking seals and horses and whatnot, you will end up disappointed." p​i​e​c​e​o​f​s​h​i​t​b​o​o​k​c​l​u​b​.​b​l​o​g​s​p​o​t​.​c​a​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​1​/​1​3​-​p​i​c​…
truly the most masocore game of 2015
Came back to The Hole Story after a few weeks, remembered the game started with me stuck in some shrubs
xpatriciah posted aug 4, 2015 at 9:27pm
i will chronicle my attempts to make the worst houses ever ala k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​-​m​a​d​d​e​n​i​n​g​-​…
1337p337 how did yr optic nerves taste?
My poor performance at pub trivia finally has an explanation: divergent timelines.
rachelthesecond posted aug 3, 2015 at 10:51pm
This is my new hobby. s​t​r​a​n​g​e​r​d​i​m​e​n​s​i​o​n​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​1​/​2​1​/​t​h​e​…
We managed to win anyway, no doubt due to our amazing friendship. #PS4share y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​6​T​O​C​p​B​3​t​W​2​w
goddamnit when did I switch from reserved instances on on-demand? I'm paying amazon $30/month to run a damn blog!!
Brijacked! is the greatest Isometric episode ever r​e​l​a​y​.​f​m​/​i​s​o​m​e​t​r​i​c​/​6​6
my habitrpg character is going to be killed solely by my poor impulse control
negatendo posted aug 3, 2015 at 5:26pm
we were given a ghost pepper plant and it doesn't seem to have any peppers yet… OR DOES IT?
oh god why did I open that link
Mt. Diablo, in August, is a trifle warm.
bombsfall posted aug 2, 2015 at 9:53pm
could I interest you in some terrifying Christian youth fiction from the 90s?
Trump4Prez is lolfunny, but remember how dangerous his bad ideas are. Riots aren't the problem, they're a symptom. t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​i​n​k​p​r​o​g​r​e​s​s​/​…
ali_west posted aug 2, 2015 at 12:48am
good night everyone
LorenSchmidt posted aug 2, 2015 at 12:04am
playing with the set of all staircases, shaping it into something orderly
made a bacon-infused cocktail today. very sugary, and yup that's bacon alright p​u​n​c​h​d​r​i​n​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​/​b​e​n​t​o​n​…
Jon_Dickman Halo 2 never happened. Pistols are still OP as ever and Bungee, will never, ever leave MS and make a boring mmoshooter.
I loved it as a child and it's let me down ever since.
Mille Bornes is the Sonic the Hedgehog of card games.
twitch chat is garbage
soo... how many people got shipped the wrong Exploding Kittens receipt today? make any new friends with the same order as you?
y do i even have a phone anymore, now that ive beaten lifeline?
several hundred words drowned in 230 HTTP requests and 23.5 MB of cruft: c​o​m​p​l​e​x​.​c​o​m​/​m​u​s​i​c​/​m​a​c​k​l​e​m​o​…
cottonmice posted jul 30, 2015 at 4:34pm
Today I realized that, from the outside, my writing process probably looks a lot like compulsive peanut-eating and/or an absence seizure.
spladow yr design looks so amazing! (don't make the window smaller or you'll cry) r​y​a​n​-​w​o​l​f​-​a​n​l​5​.​s​q​u​a​r​e​s​p​a​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​g​r​e​a​t​-​d​i​v​i​d​e
Jon_Dickman no, I'm trying to invite you to play Rocket League with me, semi-coherently
Jon_Dickman you got one of them PS4s? my lil sister and I are majorly hooked on this rocket soccer game, but she needs to sometimes sleep
Oh good, hoorah!
Donald_Booker sure, what should I rewrite them into? Harry Potter slashfic?
GeeDee215 posted jul 30, 2015 at 12:53pm
Police shootings won't stop unless we address this problem no one is talking about m​o​t​h​e​r​j​o​n​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​l​i​t​i​c​s​/​2​0​1​5​/​… via @motherjones
TheBlackNerd sometimes I get lost in a corner during a match and honestly just want to see what happened
In a standard ranked match, the whole opposing team quit and then we scored on ourselves. Not proud of this one... y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​Y​r​x​1​V​B​q​R​7​r​E
caaaaaaadetttttttt tayyyyyyylooorrr
this game only downloading data when the app is open is literally murder. when i die of hatestroke... tell my family... to use platform apis
Psychobilly2422 posted jul 29, 2015 at 1:13pm
The full release of Spooky's is out! If you haven't tried it yet, its free! I'm very excited and you should be too! s​t​o​r​e​.​s​t​e​a​m​p​o​w​e​r​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​p​p​/​3​5​6​6​7​0
DawnMBennettVA posted jul 29, 2015 at 12:12pm
Freedom Planet at #SGDQ: johannhowitzer VS Mylexsi airs in 3 hours! (Sorry if I butchered your names! Good luck! 😂)
On a totally unrelated note, where can I get a print with hella goat skull on it?
Love the art style? Think witches are *so* 2015? Support the artist to help get this game shipped: p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​B​l​u​e​S​w​e​a​t​s​h​i​r​t
In honor of #SGDQ, here's a video of the world's first/only Fantastic Witch Collective demo speedrun: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​I​p​P​S​H​4​…
tonitonirocca a friend bought me a dogecoin for fun and then it was stolen online. I got the full cryptocurrency experience for cheap.
Journeyman is a 2+ player chefventure game by the creator of Hot Guys Making Out. Haven't played yet, but <3 the pdf: t​a​o​-​g​a​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​u​r​n​e​y​m​a​n​/
deeptechfunk codewytch projecteuler is nice, but not what I'm asking for.
Suggested so far: Quirrel and Tulip. Biggest criteria is a good community, don't want her first OSS experience to be awful.
My lil sis is an undergraduate CS student, and I'm trying to find friendly open source projects she can cut her teeth on. Any suggestions?
The - symbol in j​n​e​e​n​.​n​e​t​/​p​o​s​t​s​/​2​0​1​5​-​0​3​-​… is so perfect.
tha_rami posted jul 28, 2015 at 3:55pm
Not pretty at all. Don't take deals like this. Don't offer deals like this. p​o​l​y​g​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​7​/​2​8​/​9​0​5​5​…
TheBlackNerd posted jul 28, 2015 at 3:03pm
oh no this is too cute i​g​u​a​n​a​m​o​u​t​h​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​1​2​5​2​1​4​2​7​2​…
Not sure what to think about that anon xojane article on queerness? xMattieBrice to the rescue! m​a​t​t​i​e​b​r​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​a​s​s​i​n​g​-​a​n​d​-​s​e​…
alexlifschitz posted jul 28, 2015 at 1:35am
me irl
slowdecade posted jul 28, 2015 at 10:41am
The Last Days of Kathy Acker h​a​z​l​i​.​t​t​/​y​e
lacuna matata
my phone is dying and all i can think of are these good tweets
Kotaku posted jul 27, 2015 at 6:01pm
Watch me play a silly game where I sell weapons to potatoes: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​I​n​U​4​n​g
did we just watch the Toejam and Earl record get smashed by 2 minutes? t​w​i​t​c​h​.​t​v​/​g​a​m​e​s​d​o​n​e​q​u​i​c​k
"a heavily constrained old-school cartridge-based system that doesn't actually exist" m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​5​6​8​E
leighalexander posted jul 27, 2015 at 2:23pm
Subscribe to Offworld's TinyLetter and every Monday you'll get a love note with our best stuff from the previous week t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​o​f​f​w​o​r​l​d
spladow front page is 80% there now (resize r​y​a​n​-​w​o​l​f​-​a​n​l​5​.​s​q​u​a​r​e​s​p​a​c​e​.​c​o​m for lulz). need to stop procrastinating so srsly.
spladow I don't want to dilute my #brand: fights with squarespace CSS and jokes about 90s cartoons
I don't understand why Twitter Co keeps trying to get me to buy ads. No money is being made here! I don't need more $0 faster!
Chiaotzu definitely just tried a man-in-the-middle attack on Piccolo and the wish dragon.
nmeunier posted jul 26, 2015 at 1:45pm
50% off pre-order discount! t​h​i​s​b​o​o​k​i​s​a​d​u​n​g​e​o​n​.​c​o​m - only $2.99 until Aug 10th! (reg $5.99) #indiedev #gamedev
TheBlackNerd posted jul 26, 2015 at 9:54am
really into brutalist architecture
git commit -am 'hahah are you kidding me with the inline styles?
3.06 GB, including the red alert soundtrack and a lot of gregorian chants. the past is a foreign country with a lousy soundtrack
found a dvd in a box i never unpacked with the mysterious label "music lib 2/2" i am so excited to see how much 90s ska i fit on a dvd!
it's really hard to mix squarespace's default grid css with custom stuff, seems like I can only count on it in the main content area.
First person to harrass me in Rocket League chat was low-skilled. It's not a coincidence.
merrittkopas posted jul 25, 2015 at 1:06pm
hello please check out my "videogames" podcast Woodland Secrets and if you like it rate & review on itunes! w​o​o​d​l​a​n​d​s​e​c​r​e​t​s​.​c​o
Pinboard posted jul 24, 2015 at 5:02pm
When you close a Mozilla bug, you’re destroying a community of people who have subscribed to it and grown close over the years
Something changed recently, and Monument Valley now runs on my low-end phone. Getting several-years-after-everyone-else hype!
BethesdaStudios posted jul 24, 2015 at 2:43pm
Very excited for Android users to begin playing #FalloutShelter on August 13th.
jackwynands posted jul 24, 2015 at 7:06pm
MammonMachine posted jul 24, 2015 at 7:00pm
|WE KNOW THE DEVIL|—Group Relationship Horror Visual Novel~GENRE: CRY N’ DIE ‘EM UP😈😱💖OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​z​j​1​h​x​1​q​N​t​W​r​c
For extra luck, I will referr to the main character of this playthrough as Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy.
Taylor IV didn't make it. Luckily, I am steadily running out of story paths in Lifeline.
Farewell, Taylor IV.
pkollar posted jul 24, 2015 at 12:17pm
Yo your spaceship in Galak-Z can TURN INTO A SPACE MECH: p​o​l​y​g​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​7​/​2​4​/​9​0​3​0​… cc austin_walker
Spacekatgal minor key REM song transposed to major key--it's magic and good: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​i​_​w​e​s​t​/​s​t​a​t​u​…
Internet Police: cottonmice just called me a "garbage hat." In her defense, she was provoked. #🚮👒
what in the world is "the attempt to escape the influence of organized labor"?? c​i​t​y​l​a​b​.​c​o​m​/​h​o​u​s​i​n​g​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​…
the latest idlethumbs features a unique Fallout Shelter dweller: Horrible Dilemma Pope
Taylor IV sure has a lot of guff. Little do they suspect that I'm the most dangerous/incompetent thing on that moon.
nrrrdcore posted jul 23, 2015 at 1:37pm
The future we deserve t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​7​/​2​3​/​t​h​e​… Thank you sarahjeong for blessing me with this piece this morning. You're a goddamn star.
I love temporal puzzle games, so "Does Not Commute" is right up my alley: p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​…
SpawnOnMe posted jul 23, 2015 at 12:08pm
.AltDigiFest starts today!!! Go check out some of the dopest panels, conversations and games in the #AltGames space. a​d​a​f​.​s​q​u​a​r​e​s​p​a​c​e​.​c​o​m
BloodyBHoney Submerged
TheSquink posted jul 23, 2015 at 3:02am
Just gonna drop a new game here: s​q​u​i​n​k​y​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​c​o​n​v​e​r​s​a​t​i​o​n​s
TheMarySue posted jul 22, 2015 at 5:10pm
The Lone Gunmen Are Back! Fan Favorite Characters Set to Appear in the #XFilesRevival t​h​e​m​a​r​y​s​u​e​.​c​o​m​/​l​o​n​e​-​g​u​n​m​e​n​-​x​-​…
i have a good feeling about Taylor Mk III. he's full of rat pellets, mourning, and radiation.
Spacekatgal posted jul 22, 2015 at 2:04pm
My interview with slashdot is up. Some questions were pretty contentious, but I answered them head on. i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​.​s​l​a​s​h​d​o​t​.​o​r​g​/​s​t​o​r​y​/​1​5​/​0​7​/​2​2​…
all dunked over by machines of love and grace: s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​-​c​d​n​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​1​5​5​J​7
i am so sunburned. i made bad baseball game choices today, such bad choices
hey look, it's cottonmice reading tonight at Get Lit
devolverdigital posted jul 21, 2015 at 1:40pm
( ˘⊖˘) Hatoful Boyfriend is now available on PlayStation 4 and Vita! Retweet tweet tweet! t​i​n​y​u​r​l​.​c​o​m​/​p​w​t​c​5​l​5
I am too pumped up by TRONMAXIMUM's music for checking email on a bus.
TRONMAXIMUM posted feb 19, 2014 at 9:51pm
hey yall, Overdriven Disaster Journey is now a PWYW album! go download it &consider buying a copy! t​r​o​n​m​a​x​i​m​u​m​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​b​u​m​/​o​v​e​r​d​r​i​v​… _solarinception
update: this went totally great. Taylor is fine, I'm fine. great. greaaaaat.
as an internet rando who never makes jokes, you can consider this tweet a Totally Legit Adderall Prescription
r​e​l​a​y​.​f​m​/​i​s​o​m​e​t​r​i​c​/​6​4 is brought to you by: adderall. adderall: makes you good at esports, *totally* no side-effects and risk of addiction
WickedGood posted jul 21, 2015 at 12:25pm
Just when you think you've seen it all, death threats over a card game running at 30 FPS. v​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​n​_​u​k​/​r​e​a​d​/​h​e​y​…
IcePotato posted jul 21, 2015 at 11:56pm
m​e​d​i​e​v​a​l​i​s​t​s​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​7​/​1​5​/​w​h​e​… "many gamers continue to map their identity, heritage, and ancestry onto these games."
live, my chili-grubbing cosmonaut, liiiiive
ckunzelman posted may 21, 2015 at 12:01pm
EPANALEPSIS is available for purchase RIGHT NOW! On Steam s​t​o​r​e​.​s​t​e​a​m​p​o​w​e​r​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​p​p​/​3​3​3​6​9​0​/​?​s​n​… and DRM-free! m​a​s​t​e​r​t​r​o​n​i​c​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​e​p​a​n​a​l​e​p​s​i​s Please RT! RT FOREVER
I have no idea what this ps4 rocket soccer thing is, but I guess I'm playing it with my little sister tonight!
cypheroftyr posted jul 20, 2015 at 8:15pm
Soon...Journey will unlock. #FOMO #PS4share
p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… is a super cool idea
p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… is a super cool idea
Baer_Bill posted jul 17, 2015 at 4:37pm
Excellent write-up by AdamWeinstein about Gawker: a​d​a​m​w​e​i​n​s​t​e​i​n​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​1​2​4​3​4​2​4​1​5​…
Hello_Tailor posted jul 20, 2015 at 12:41pm
"a Victorian print of a woman who clearly just had sex with a lobster" h​o​n​e​y​e​d​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​1​0​7​8​5​6​8​4​… yes good #content.
TheSquink posted jul 20, 2015 at 12:19pm
"Conversations We Have In My Head" is done! Play it Thursday, or support me on Patreon and play it now! p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​s​q​u​i​n​k​y #altgames
damn you, doctor who wiki, damn you straight to hell
screw all of you, there is no original clara
Looking good in my boy scout duds
One of the judges' cards
"Winners and Losers" is an Absurdist party game by cottonmice. Download the free pdf at e​m​i​l​y​k​i​e​r​n​a​n​.​c​o​m​/​w​i​n​n​e​r​s​a​n​d​l​o​s​e​…
FemHype posted jul 19, 2015 at 11:11pm
Sunday Loot REMIX! Boosting Welcoming Women-Led Geek Spaces for All f​e​m​h​y​p​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​7​/​1​9​/​s​u​n​…
This is a pretty cool sweater. I have no idea what the sizes mean though... i​n​d​e​p​e​n​d​e​n​c​e​d​a​y​c​l​o​t​h​i​n​g​.​c​o​m​/​#​!​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​/​p​r​d​1​…
hash tag dragon balls
Every time Emily overhears the words "balls" while I'm watching Dragon Ball, she starts laughing. It... it comes up a lot.
Alice Glass's first solo single since Crystal Castles: s​o​u​n​d​c​l​o​u​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​i​c​e​g​l​a​s​s​s​/​s​t​…
mac and cheese burger m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​5​3​E​F
lainnafader posted jul 16, 2015 at 12:39pm
Former Reddit CEO Ellen Pao: The trolls are winning the battle for the Internet w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​o​p​i​n​i​o​n​s​/​w​e​-​c​a​…
silviakillings posted jul 14, 2015 at 8:57pm
This is exactly what it sounds like when you play spaceteam
SpawnOnMe posted jul 16, 2015 at 3:20pm
Want to hear ShareefJackson and our take on #HerStory #BatmanArkhamKnight #Piloteer check out our latest e​s​n​.​f​m​/​s​p​a​w​n​o​n​m​e​/​7​0
listening to everyone mentioned in b​l​a​c​k​g​i​r​l​n​e​r​d​s​.​c​o​m​/​m​i​s​e​d​u​c​a​t​i​o​n​-​h​… . it's all great, but my fave artist so far: s​a​m​m​u​s​m​u​s​i​c​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​t​r​a​c​k​/​g​a​m​e​s​-​c​a​…
Pretty sure the dog thinks that we are bad at scavenging. "Look at all the crumbs you goofs missed! Do I have to do everything around here?"
soundtrack by the same artist who made c​a​l​u​m​b​o​w​e​n​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​t​r​a​c​k​/​s​u​p​e​r​-​p​e​…
I recommend following RiotLyte, to watch him gracefully and kindly crush the haters.
I just played through 10 levels of Lovely Planet without noticing where the time was going. It's really amazing.
Ugh I want to play The Hole Story but the darn thing is so crashy :(
slpsys also have you considered having an actual garbage pail for company culture?
slpsys oh no marc! watch out for those randy yelp randos!!
kevinmonty posted jul 14, 2015 at 9:03pm
Yelp’s bros are so jacked for strip clubs, HR has to specifically train employees not to conduct business at them f​o​r​b​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​i​t​e​s​/​r​y​a​n​m​a​c​/​…
gimme gimme gimme f​o​r​e​v​e​r​2​1​.​c​o​m​/​P​r​o​d​u​c​t​/​P​r​o​d​u​c​…
SLAwrites posted jul 14, 2015 at 12:07pm
If the LGBT movement in the United States wants to survive after same-sex marriage, it needs to learn from Canada: t​h​e​d​a​i​l​y​b​e​a​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​2​0​1​5​/​…
Doctor Who 7x06: a bad episode, or the worst episode?
compare y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​j​N​W​o​A​W​… to y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Q​Y​W​L​F​H​…
my partner would be the CGI baby from Allie McBeal
sick burn, nurse
gripping new crime drama, starring me as an actual baby
look at my adorable piggly wigglies.
started out life as a viable boy... no where to go but down from there
bombsfall not sorry #SeaGhost
bombsfall posted jul 13, 2015 at 7:15pm
So instead I drew something like this and claimed to love a show called Sea Ghost.
shout out to the construction worker doing the "Gangman Style" horsey dance along the 880 today. your country salutes you.
anildash posted jul 12, 2015 at 5:36pm
The new CitiBikeNYC / motivate_co bikes reverse the direction of the gear shifter, the bikeshare equivalent of OS X's "natural scrolling".
WarrenIsDead posted jul 12, 2015 at 11:24pm
great, my Uber driver just turned onto Kentucky Route 0 and now me, him, and this talking crow are on a picaresque journey of self discovery
It's still the after party as long as we continue to party, right???
EricaJoy posted jul 11, 2015 at 11:05pm
.reddit is officially cool w/ being a cesspool of hate and bigotry, so long as the jerks stay w/in their communities
Bummed I can't also go to: Generations, Saturday Night Special, and Brown People Don't Read?. Next year, I'm cloning myself #BeastCrawl
For #BeastCrawl, I'll be at: Leg 1 Open Mic, Punk Hostage: Beast Mode, MIXER 2.0, and obvs the after party.
iloveSEIBEI posted jul 11, 2015 at 3:25pm
Hey natazilla
SLAwrites posted jul 10, 2015 at 11:11pm
Reddit is not the front page of the Internet. t​h​e​d​a​i​l​y​b​e​a​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​2​0​1​5​/​…
AdrianChen posted jul 10, 2015 at 6:13pm
The Ellen Pao saga, explained in three Reddit announcements:
p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… is a fun infinite runner. weirdest hitbox I've ever seeeeeen and also yr a cat
same #alphabear
CaseyNewton posted jul 10, 2015 at 12:15pm
Hi I’m here chronicling the #sdcc winners and losers and I am NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​7​/​1​0​/​8​9​2​7​…
slpsys not sure if you're talking about Bob Seger or Dakota Fanning, but either way yes.
SBNation posted jul 3, 2015 at 1:59pm
Appreciating Carli Lloyd: The weirdest world class professional athlete. s​b​n​a​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​s​o​c​c​e​r​/​2​0​1​5​/​7​/​… v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​e​1​B​m​0​7​2​q​p​M​Y
norm posted jul 9, 2015 at 10:32pm
Candlelight vigil now being held for #DeadRaccoonTO. Picture courtesy of gavingraham.
my style
I've been making a point of going outside whenever it rains and taking a selfie. night rain was... challenging:
Recode posted jul 7, 2015 at 5:08pm
We need to acknowledge that online harassment isn't an impossible problem, and it's a problem worth spending time on. o​n​.​r​e​c​o​d​e​.​n​e​t​/​1​K​Q​l​q​H​y
good news: I got my controller working with joylancer bad news: it wasn't the keyboard's fault--I'm just bad at lancing :((
#alphabear p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​…
mikesacco posted jul 9, 2015 at 5:48pm
q_dork posted jul 9, 2015 at 3:49pm
help us #greenlight these tasty morsels n' bits in #beglitched ~ ✨🍩🍕🍓🍌🍉🍦🍑🍤✨--> s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​… #indiegames
cottonmice posted jul 9, 2015 at 1:46pm
Backyard: Bunk Beds. July 19th. There will be s'mores, popsicles, and the gritty horror of childhood summers. f​a​c​e​b​o​o​k​.​c​o​m​/​e​v​e​n​t​s​/​4​7​3​0​8​2​2​…
The sexiest future that never was s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​-​c​d​n​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​1​4​Z​0​5 via auntiepixelante
bombsfall good enough for fainting goats, good enough for you!
merrittkopas posted jul 8, 2015 at 2:51pm
your uncle joey's back at the scuzzy femme with some opinions about marxogyny s​c​u​z​z​y​f​e​m​.​m​e​/​p​o​s​t​/​1​2​3​5​6​8​8​9​8​…
DCDeacon posted jul 1, 2015 at 1:24pm
kolos_kovacs coming along nice. haven't announced a date, but should be out next month. we'll let you know when we have specifics
Una nrrrdcore there are projects everyone must do once: CMS, Xanadu, JS-only layout engine.
I'm too much of a fake gamer to understand the retro menus in joylancer. I want to bind some keys to my ps4 controller, is there a manual???
e​s​n​.​f​m​/​s​p​a​w​n​o​n​m​e​/​6​9 was a lot of fun to listen to. get hype for ADAF!
openelec was super easy to setup, and boots straight into kodi
kodi on a raspberry pi + yatse on a phone to control it = soooooo goooood
shinypb posted jul 7, 2015 at 10:49pm
“Smells Like Teen Shovel” is a delight. I love the internet (and accidental music). (via jf) y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​O​j​b​x​7​Y​…
leighalexander posted jul 7, 2015 at 2:31pm
I like interfaces inside of interfaces. Here are my favorite video game cell phones b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​7​/​0​7​/​t​h​e​…
garblefart posted jul 7, 2015 at 4:12pm
the biggest mistake we as programmers make is pretending we have any clue
0xabad1dea posted dec 14, 2013 at 8:00pm
As requested by kyhwana: genderbent Solid Snake
anssik posted jul 6, 2015 at 2:36pm
Firefox to move away from XUL and XBL m​a​i​l​.​m​o​z​i​l​l​a​.​o​r​g​/​p​i​p​e​r​m​a​i​l​/​f​i​r​e​…
SBNation posted jul 6, 2015 at 12:14pm
More Americans cared about the USWNT than the NBA Finals or Stanley Cup s​b​n​a​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​7​/​6​/​8​9​0​0​2​…
eplerjc posted jul 6, 2015 at 7:01pm
'Hold me closer Tony Danza' is the only way I can hear that song now.
ryanmerkley posted jul 6, 2015 at 6:01pm
"Gosh, I wish this article had more comments from the general public." - No one ever. Verge turns off comments: t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​7​/​6​/​8​9​0​1​1​…
TheToast posted jul 6, 2015 at 12:06pm
Annotating The Rock's Inspirational Workout Video Message To The U.S. Women's Soccer Team | t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​7​/​0​6​/​a​n​n​…
pkollar posted jul 5, 2015 at 10:56pm
oh my god cdude9590 did it and it's perfect: y​o​u​d​u​b​b​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​?​v​i​d​e​…
SarahJReports posted jul 1, 2015 at 11:40pm
Google apologises for Photos app's racist blunder b​b​c​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​t​e​c​h​n​o​l​o​g​…
lovesgnomes YES THIS IS HEAD
"headphones" is a super weird word
cbanks420lol posted mar 28, 2015 at 8:12am
me when I favorite other people's twitter conversations:
sweaty airport selfie
walking home in the rain
stuarthalloway posted apr 30, 2011 at 1:52pm
I know induction works because it has worked reliably in the past.
Soup doesn't see his shadow, heralding six more weeks of summer weather.
leighalexander posted jun 30, 2015 at 3:24pm
Even if you 'don't see color', it matters, even in genres that might not be 'story driven' b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​6​/​3​0​/​h​o​w​…
ajplus posted jun 30, 2015 at 11:38pm
Mozambique has scrapped its colonial-era law that criminalizes homosexuality. a​j​p​l​u​s​.​c​o​/​O​Z​C​S​o
caraellison posted jun 30, 2015 at 7:34am
There has never been a more beautiful 'Why I'm Leaving ___' essay than this earth-scorching Mallory New York one t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​7​/​0​2​/​l​e​a​…
PettingPets posted jun 26, 2015 at 2:25am
For #TBT, anyone remember when #PettingPets had that bug that made the pets wiggle their rumps nonstop? Cuz we do.
Ryan Wolf: Opossum of the Sky
I hear if you watch TV and don't move or make any noises, the jet lag will eventually get bored and leave.
jennschiffer posted jun 29, 2015 at 12:05pm
computers: not even once™
prissyalt posted jun 29, 2015 at 12:25am
everyone: they fired the mods on neopets so people are naming their pets "DickGod" and there's a msgboard thread called "EAT MY ENTIRE ASS"
_a6productions posted jun 28, 2015 at 5:12pm
some new music for Fantastic Witch Collective -- consider supporting the project @ p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​u​e​s​w​e​a​t​s​h​i​r​t! s​o​u​n​d​c​l​o​u​d​.​c​o​m​/​l​u​l​u​b​l​u​l​u​l​u​/​f​a​… #altgames
Hey, remember that Frozen™ song? Here at Charles de Gaulle airport, we remember.
Shout out to the kid practicing piano in the terminal. You and whoever rolled a piano in here should combine to form a Jackass Voltron.
Shout out to the red CG lion ad playing on loop on every screen at CDG. I have no idea what you are selling, but I love you.
petridishes posted jun 23, 2015 at 3:18pm
every state flag is wrong and here is why (this is not as serious as what we are discussing but i mean LOOK AT THEM) w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​s​/​c​o​m​p​o​s​t​/​…
It is the middle of the day, in the middle of the summer, in the middle of France, and this airport is not air conditioned.
I used to not know French. I still don't, but I used to not, too.
must-read reflections on John Williams movie themes, sorted on a very important axis j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​r​a​n​k​i​n​g​-​t​h​e​-​b​e​…
the_author_ posted jun 22, 2015 at 8:25am
Hi yes hello The Secret Loves of Geek Girls, gimme. *grabby hands* k​c​k​.​s​t​/​1​Q​L​h​X​2​1
lol im in paris
spladow <3 thanks at a wedding for some friends from cottonmice's MFA program. soon: tequila and 5 hr energy
orbitalpatterns posted jun 19, 2015 at 4:50pm
rearranging the letters of "voyager" reveals the name of the species responsible for growing earths sun.
1337p337 pez in yr browsers???
The Web is getting its bytecode: WebAssembly a​r​s​t​e​c​h​n​i​c​a​.​c​o​m​/​?​p​=​6​9​3​4​2​9
sulka posted jun 18, 2015 at 1:56am
Can computers make works of art? Yes, by dreaming. g​o​o​g​l​e​r​e​s​e​a​r​c​h​.​b​l​o​g​s​p​o​t​.​i​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​6​/​i​n​c​e​p​t​…
Donald_Booker lulz
DavenportLib posted feb 9, 2014 at 11:08pm
By the Light of the Moon (Law) - When Iowa entered statehood, many cities were granted Special Charters to... t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​M​V​4​T​w​1​6​u​_​3​6​C
tauriqmoosa posted jun 17, 2015 at 3:46am
Gillian Anderson as Commander Shepard, in Christopher Nolan's Mass Effect, written by Bioware & Alex Garland.
spladow is it weird that it's 2015 and we get our cultural referents from a mailing list?
important update: now eating the chips with dips
you have the dip and the chips, but you're not dipping. why is that, leon?
now the moonskull man is standing silently on the stage while other people act like everything is fine
leighalexander posted jun 16, 2015 at 6:09am
Liked the Unravel reveal? Laura offers you a history of yarn in games. b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​6​/​1​6​/​y​a​r​…
WickedGood posted jun 15, 2015 at 10:17pm
The only thing less interesting than Call of Duty is Disney Infinity.
#e3 a la carte channels with ps4 vue. no, not that channel. not that one. nope, not that one either. but have you ever heard of machinima?
eevee one of the unsubscribe link at the bottom of that email works without requiring sign-in. the smallest/lowest contrast probs.
the first KOTOR to let you choose: right shark or left shark?
unconsoleable posted jun 15, 2015 at 3:51pm
5000lobsters We have just one comment. Pffffffffffffft
shadow warrior 2 dev in the twitch e3 stream bragging about their separate shooty and stabby physics. paging unconsoleable.
xor posted jun 15, 2015 at 2:48pm
LastPass hacked. User "vault" apparently not affected, but time to update your master passwords. b​l​o​g​.​l​a​s​t​p​a​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​6​/​l​a​s​t​p​a​…
bijanstephen posted jun 15, 2015 at 1:27pm
>jelani9 on #RachelDolezal. it's real good, read it n​e​w​y​o​r​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​d​a​i​l​y​-​c​o​m​…
xbax froze just as I posted that. stahp hexing my #unfunny #content
Playing Mass Effect while too sick for optional dialogue. Who are all these people, and how did they get on my ship? Alliance security ftw
tauriqmoosa posted jun 13, 2015 at 4:19pm
Oh holy fuck this essay on SHADOW OF MORDOR, WATCH DOGS & power fantasy by austin_walker totally blew my mind p​a​s​t​e​m​a​g​a​z​i​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​2​0​1​4​/​…
oh lord this tokyo drift. it's been two furiosas(?) since i've seen vin diesel, i think i've got withdrawal symptoms this movie is so bad.
probs not the worst internship
carlytron posted jun 12, 2015 at 3:56pm
Required reading by my friend meyrude for autostraddle: "What We’re Going to Say About Caitlyn Jenner" <3 a​u​t​o​s​t​r​a​d​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​h​a​t​-​w​e​r​e​-​g​o​i​n​…
The Today in Tabs issue by bijanstephen is great. Read it. Read the footnotes. Read the tabs. f​a​s​t​c​o​m​p​a​n​y​.​c​o​m​/​3​0​4​7​3​5​6​/​t​o​d​a​y​-​…
first time I've had my hair short in half a decade. tops of my ears are hella burnt now :(
is this the first time someone said the words "gnome" and "kde" on a cable tv show? y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​J​p​x​v​v​n​…
screw you buzzfeed for trying to take teen slang for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee b​u​z​z​f​e​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​m​j​s​5​3​8​/​w​h​a​t​s​-​t​…
jennschiffer posted jun 11, 2015 at 10:21pm
got an email with the subject "i love css perverts and lasagna too!" and thought it was my future husband but it was a recruiter :/
TheQuinnspiracy posted jun 10, 2015 at 1:59pm
Hey everyone! I made a new website: g​a​m​e​s​a​r​e​f​o​r​e​v​e​r​y​o​n​e​.​c​o​m Sortinh.at has a little sister with a bigger focus :)
wow, the lighting in drone0gravity is amazing! y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​T​5​M​X​1​4​…
cattsmall posted jun 8, 2015 at 11:28pm
The Black Game Developers list is almost at 40 people. Progress. Support #blackgamedev! Buy their stuff & hire them! b​l​a​c​k​g​a​m​e​d​e​v​s​.​c​o​m
negatendo your tweet (and this reply) increase the number of tweets which do not quote the lines before "and if you gaze into the abyss"
boo, spambots favoriting that tweet that links to my last blog post. boo I say!
2015 Nebula award winners were just announced: t​h​e​m​a​r​y​s​u​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​o​m​e​n​-​2​0​1​5​-​n​e​b​… so many books to check out!
AnnaTarkov posted jun 10, 2015 at 7:59pm
Hey, the new unconsoleable came out today and you should listen to it, cause I could use the positive vibes: e​s​n​.​f​m​/​u​n​c​o​n​s​o​l​e​a​b​l​e​/​…
eevee gah, the kerning on "st" in that screenshot :(((
merrittkopas posted jun 10, 2015 at 7:20pm
dwayne betts on goffman and the 'jungle book trope' from last year is super important s​l​a​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​n​e​w​s​_​…
Support posted jun 10, 2015 at 1:11pm
Starting today we're rolling out a change to make sharing lists of blocked accounts easy: b​l​o​g​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​s​h​a​r​i​n​g​-​b​…
declare a winner, any winner, and talk about something else
there must be a portion of the cyberpodcastspace that doesn't devolve into Apple vs Google LARP Radio. some day I hope to find it.
austin_walker posted jun 10, 2015 at 12:21pm
I wrote a piece in response to the claim that critics are trying to force developers to do things: g​i​a​n​t​b​o​m​b​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​e​d​i​t​o​…
bing how do i tell if my dog is thinking about joining a SuperPAC
madicienne posted may 17, 2015 at 5:02pm
#12MonthsOfGeraltButt has my full support. Srsly. Calendar me. p​o​l​y​g​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​4​/​1​5​/​8​4​1​7​… #TheWitcher3
samusclone posted may 14, 2015 at 9:30am
I wrote a piece for offworld about how learning about code reminds me of learning to read & write music --> b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​5​/​1​4​/​w​r​i​…
ShareefJackson posted jun 9, 2015 at 9:53am
I wrote a piece on OffWorld (via Boing Boing) about how I used hip hop to help me understand computer... f​b​.​m​e​/​6​F​U​0​g​Q​H​e​a
BrooklynGamery aw, thanks!
satanandsolomon posted jun 8, 2015 at 10:26pm
Should you order pizza tonight? s​o​l​o​m​o​n​f​l​e​t​c​h​e​r​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​w​i​t​c​h​-​p​i​z​z​a
acting out my fave scenes from fast and furious 1-7 on my roof. only saw the first, don't remember it. chanting "im vin deisel" on my roof.
ugh, this berkeley power outage is getting in the way of my parks and rec binge #priorities
KJBaylor posted jun 8, 2015 at 11:10pm
Near city-wide Berkeley power outage: tweet if your power is ON in Berkeley
AllNaturalG posted jun 8, 2015 at 11:12pm
Twitter is pretty amazing sometimes like now when I can confirm the rest of downtown Berkeley is without power.
Pam_A_Davis posted jun 8, 2015 at 11:14pm
Seems to be a widespread power outage in #Berkeley. Good thing I had just finished cooking!
twice I have accidentally paused Prism Shell and hit the restart button. I am not good with computers D:
TRONMAXIMUM posted jun 8, 2015 at 6:57pm
i will say one good thing about vegas and that is that it's mandatory by the law to have A/C in your building (because 110+ degrees)
digging Tenchi's electric horn thing: s​h​a​r​e​.​g​i​f​y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​K​d​7​o​e​k​.​g​i​f
the best part of hiking is being done and laying very still.
hiked 10 miles at Castle Rock. I guess we were apprehensive??
cityofprogress totally. Or, in the words of Tolstoy: "Coastal states are all alike; every midwestern state is midwestern in its own way."
Parks and Rec has a tenderness towards the midwest that I find touching. I don't live there anymore, but I'm glad they are treated kindly.
jennschiffer posted jun 5, 2015 at 4:57pm
I just published “An Intro to Haskell” m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​o​l​-​c​o​d​e​-​p​a​l​/​…
Go play Prism Shell it is great: b​r​o​o​k​l​y​n​g​a​m​e​r​y​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​i​s​m​s​h​e​l​l​/
So the first time I made it to wave 12, but was able to use powerups and make it to 20 the next time.
Prism Shell is so smart and fun. Bullet hell with waves of enemies, but you can level yr ship across games.
1337p337 also luckily I have a gameboy camera simulator handy
1337p337 t​h​e​b​l​a​c​k​m​a​r​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​…
I backed this project on kickstarter, and I'm so happy it's finally real. Go game dev kids go! g​i​r​l​s​m​a​k​e​g​a​m​e​s​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​t​h​e​-​h​o​l​e​-​s​t​o​r​y
devildoc035 oh noooo i did not think this through!!! v​i​g​n​e​t​t​e​3​.​w​i​k​i​a​.​n​o​c​o​o​k​i​e​.​n​e​t​/​b​o​r​d​e​r​l​a​n​d​s​/​i​m​…
new haircut, moar extremer than previous haircuts
Real life fetch quest: catch and milk rare poisonous spider for antivenom e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​S​y​d​n​e​y​_​f​u​…
slpsys also m​i​m​g​.​u​g​o​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​0​1​1​/​1​/​5​/​9​/​1​…
Jon_Dickman watched all the resident evils in a row last week. it was the best plan.
Jon_Dickman yoooooo
ellaguro posted jun 2, 2015 at 3:25pm
E.P. YEAR ZERO, a new ep of my recent music is now available for download + purchase. please check it out! e​l​l​a​g​u​r​o​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​b​u​m​/​e​-​p​-​y​e​a​r​…
TheQuinnspiracy posted jun 2, 2015 at 1:48pm
why am I not surprised that Popehat did a good writeup of the Elonis decision: p​o​p​e​h​a​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​6​/​0​1​/​l​a​w​…
freelanceastro thanks for writing that. I was really interested to learn that the universe will end in cat pictures.
freelanceastro posted jun 2, 2015 at 12:02pm
How will the universe end? b​b​c​.​c​o​m​/​e​a​r​t​h​/​s​t​o​r​y​/​2​0​… My latest for the BBC. I promise it's not too depressing! #cosmicdoom
MiriamElder posted jun 2, 2015 at 9:35am
This investigation into Kremlin online trolling by AdrianChen is the most incredible read: n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​6​/​0​7​/​m​a​g​…
jordancomedy posted jun 1, 2015 at 11:43pm
As a trans comedian, this is exactly what I'm fighting against. Great piece. t​h​e​b​o​d​y​i​s​n​o​t​a​n​a​p​o​l​o​g​y​.​c​o​m​/​m​a​g​a​z​i​n​e​/​w​h​o​s​-​… via RadicalBodyLove
fertility rites are weird, but let no one say I cursed the harvest
driving 2 hours south for an artichoke festival get hype
mostlymartha alxp saving myself for a burrito stuffed with tiny burritos, like m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​4​E​L​6
you're not my real dad, internet
Come to tonight's, and you might hear cottonmice read a totally gross story involving my childhood n​i​c​k​s​l​o​u​n​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​o​p​e​n​m​i​c​.​h​t​m​l
Saturday Night Special is open mic followed by karaoke. This means the last few readers have an extra 30 impatient singers for an audience.
Papapishu posted may 30, 2015 at 8:03pm
everyone is playing Splatoon but me
bad story idea: a Rashomon where half the witnesses are part of a incognito collective organism with a hazy understanding of egocentrism
kung fury, that jokey faux80s action movie is done, and on yr internets for free: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​b​S​5​P​_​L​…
JulieSLalonde posted may 30, 2015 at 11:23pm
xpatriciah it's like there's a game equivalent of e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​J​a​m​i​e​_​Z​a​w​… "gross bros will turn any game into a way to perform bro-ness"
Doctor Who 2x7, the original Faceless Old Women Who Secretly Lives In Your Home
I am so ready for the weekend that I just searched for netflix... on netflix.
AmyDentata posted may 29, 2015 at 4:46pm
The Slow Sequel Movement a​m​y​d​e​n​t​a​t​a​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​5​/​2​9​/​t​h​e​…
jennschiffer posted may 29, 2015 at 12:12pm
#sext: the html character entity ref for ✶ is &sext;
I feel such tenderness towards the first spambot to use one of my posts in it's nonsense. Never let them shut you down, sweet child.
at the Jenny Lewis concert in Oakland! wooo metal
caraellison posted may 28, 2015 at 6:29pm
Someone asked me about the making of Sacrilege but everything I wanted to say about it ever is here c​a​r​a​e​l​l​i​s​o​n​.​c​o​.​u​k​/​g​a​m​e​/​h​o​w​-​t​o​-​m​a​…
KosovareAsllani posted may 28, 2015 at 8:47am
Finally, WE are IN THE GAME!🙌🏽 #easportsfifa m​.​y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​s​i​V​e​B​C​…
hot dang g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​a​t​e​n​t​s​/​W​O​2​0​1​3​…
Where can I get one of these sierpinski-tastic mocap suits? t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​P​o​l​y​g​o​n​/​s​t​a​t​u​s​…
i feel like a bitcoin miner using all my phone cpu cycles farming gold sardines for Neko Atsume
I really liked the last SpawnOnMe, esp feedback from students on covering race/gender/sex in a games crit class vs (for example) film crit.
SpawnOnMe posted may 28, 2015 at 12:04pm
Wanna hear the smartest discussion in videogame podcasting? Check our latest featuring DrGrayThaPhx & ProfessorTMR e​s​n​.​f​m​/​s​p​a​w​n​o​n​m​e​/​6​3
best_of_mlkshk posted may 28, 2015 at 11:22pm
m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​4​E​L​6 "the map is not the territory" via 5000lobsters
I should turn this account into a bot that pairs Business Insider titles with Pinky and the Brain pics
Every Killer Car in Mad Max: FURY ROAD Explained
slpsys uh uh ask jeeves dot com how do I hex a basketball team oh god hurry jeeves
"(ASMR) Vin Diesel DMing a Game of D&D Just For You" by merrittkopas is totally sweet and amazing and go play ittttt a​-​d​i​r​e​-​f​a​w​n​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​d​i​e​s​e​l​-​d​m
merrittkopas posted may 25, 2015 at 7:48pm
if you're stressed, why not play a relaxing game of D&D with action star vin diesel m​k​o​p​a​s​.​n​e​t​/​f​i​l​e​s​/​d​i​e​s​e​l​.​h​…
100 readers woooo
TheQuinnspiracy posted may 27, 2015 at 6:01pm
Yessss we're making progress k​a​t​h​e​r​i​n​e​c​l​a​r​k​.​h​o​u​s​e​.​g​o​v​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​c​f​m​/​p​r​e​s​…
Way more people like my cat picture reshares than my longform content. Surely now I qualify as #journalism.
WickedGood I'm into the trajectory here: don't preorder -> don't buy at launch ---> burn yr consoles, wander the fields damned and lost
s​t​o​r​e​.​s​t​e​a​m​p​o​w​e​r​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​p​p​/​3​2​9​8​6​0​/ is launched, and there's a picture of my dog somewhere in it. bring me a screenshot!
startled aw, thanks! from your lips to cottonmice's ears.
Check out this thing I wrote: "The Last 10 Story Ideas My Girlfriend Flatly and Unfairly Rejected" p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s​/​r​e​j​e​c​t​e​d​…
jkap posted may 26, 2015 at 9:28pm
pretty cool surprise to see auntiepixelante on usesthis! read it if u like reading abt other ppl's setups a​n​n​a​.​a​n​t​h​r​o​p​y​.​u​s​e​s​t​h​i​s​.​c​o​m
kitty in a basket
samusclone posted may 26, 2015 at 6:12pm
I wrote a really long post about bullying and "nerd identity" and normalcy and oppression. xoxogossipgita edited it. m​e​t​r​o​i​d​p​o​l​i​t​a​n​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​/​2​0​1​5​/​5​/​2​6​…
AmyDentata that suburban nightmare footage looks amazing. pixels + newer shadow fx!
merrittkopas posted may 26, 2015 at 12:20pm
famous videogames in conversation f​a​m​o​u​s​v​i​d​e​o​g​a​m​e​s​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
trying to write a listicle on my phone on the BART. am I #journalism now?
bayareagenerati posted may 25, 2015 at 4:54pm
To night, tonight. Readers readying. Bring your fine-tuned ear to the HotelRex tonight, doors open 7 pm. To night. f​a​c​e​b​o​o​k​.​c​o​m​/​e​v​e​n​t​s​/​1​4​5​2​3​7​3​…
AmyDentata posted may 25, 2015 at 7:29pm
Oh BTW we have 66 hours to go to reach $4,800 to do our stretch goal of a mobile release! k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​a​m​y​d​e​…
played Coup yesterday. super fun, small number of rules like Love Letter, plus LIES DAMNED LIES: b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​9​/​1​0​/​c​o​u​…
Waiting for the grill to warm up. Ayup.
haha oh god I didn't believe this was a line in an actual movie, but here's the subtitles: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​5​m​I​M​E​k​.​p​n​g t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​r​g​a​y​/​s​t​a​t​u​s​/​6​0​…
my PSN username is "catpictures" there's no joke here, I just wanted to tell you
legobutts posted may 23, 2015 at 10:00pm
for Resident Evil: Extinction they ditched that whole zombie thing and just decided to drive around in the desert and be Mad Max. into it.
jennschiffer posted may 23, 2015 at 7:43pm
w/ help from pete_masucci (i think that's the right handle?) while i was exploring butt statues, p​a​n​c​a​k​e​t​h​e​o​r​e​m​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​u​f​f​/​b​o​m​p​/ works in chrome
ps4 "silver" headset is not very comfy. I guess the mesh sandpaper is supposed to help it stay on your head, but yyyyyyy?
brainstorming weekend schemes
cynixy posted may 16, 2015 at 9:26pm
"Why are you this way? You are a true trash cat." g​r​e​y​2​s​c​a​l​e​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​g​a​r​b​a​g​e​-​c​a​t
mrwasteland posted may 15, 2015 at 2:26pm
I wrote some music for a lovely little Twine poem by Mr_Joyboy m​r​-​j​o​y​b​o​y​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​o​n​-​b​e​e​s
garybernhardt posted may 19, 2015 at 6:03pm
Consulting service: you bring your big data problems to me, I say "your data set fits in RAM", you pay me $10,000 for saving you $500,000.
"But I just want to cat!" y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​t​5​1​M​k​j​…
mmm nice y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​q​6​E​o​R​B​…
AmyDentata s​-​m​e​d​i​a​-​c​a​c​h​e​-​a​k​0​.​p​i​n​i​m​g​.​c​o​m​/​7​3​6​x​/​f​7​/​a​e​/​0​5​/​…
AmyDentata something something sci-fi vampires e​n​.​m​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​N​e​c​k​e​r​_​c​u​…
JohnMayer posted may 19, 2015 at 2:31pm
Even in really old pictures, horses still look the same.
so many readings this month... feeling pretty artswole
applecidermage posted may 19, 2015 at 1:07pm
Just finished listening to the SpawnOnMe with leighalexander , really good episode. e​s​n​.​f​m​/​s​p​a​w​n​o​n​m​e​/
what naming scheme?
InsideStorytime posted may 19, 2015 at 2:10pm
cottonmice just added to tonight's lineup! w/ JoshuaSafran, MarieMockett, mylfootmyrfoot, Bkwriter4life f​a​c​e​b​o​o​k​.​c​o​m​/​e​v​e​n​t​s​/​5​9​3​6​7​4​1​…
first use of the phrase "scamples offway" in the english corpus t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​5​/​1​9​/​i​-​h​…
spladow I have a feeling I'll regret that, since it consumed the golden fish currency, which doesn't recharge and requires $$ whoops
i still have no idea what's happening, but i approve
new You Look Nice Today y​o​u​l​o​o​k​n​i​c​e​t​o​d​a​y​.​c​o​m​/​e​p​i​s​o​d​e​/​v​i​n​t​a​g​… *breaks glass, hits big red button* wee ooh wee ooh spladow
OfQuartz1 it takes all kinds to make a mad, mad world
the official order, by bestness: Fury Road Road Warrior Beyond Thunderdome supercut of the guitar parts in Fury Road
this music video is my everything y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​G​c​m​-​t​O​G​i​v​a​0
how can anyone dislike mad max 3?? did yall see the hilarious hat they made max wear before sending him into the desert????question mark
that damn cat game is finally available on Android in my region. what the hell is happening, I have a cat now??
i just had breakfast, so you'll have to settle for fed hysterical naked, and im totes late for dragging myself through to streets sry
i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by cottonmice reading at d​i​e​s​e​l​b​o​o​k​s​t​o​r​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​v​e​n​t​/​o​a​k​l​a​n​d​-​…
Jed05 posted may 17, 2015 at 1:12pm
An early sneak preview of my avant-garde Splatoon art film "Squid Now" y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​B​3​U​k​1​L​…
OfQuartz1 i feel like u should unfollow me if yr not ready for my 400-tweet essay on the parallels between mel gibson and jar jar binks
"The word is not 'make,' it's 'let.' They let me wear whatever I want."
Just started Mad Max 2, but I'm already prepared to call Mad Max 1 the Phantom Menace of the series.
"My vehicle back, and all the grape juice I can carry!" - Mad (About Juice Boxes) Max 2
joeycomeau posted may 16, 2015 at 9:14pm
This trailer promises everything I want in a superhero TV show. y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​L​m​4​6​-​e​… a cheerful power fantasy. So tired of brooding.
AmyDentata the blues brothers taught me with a beautiful dream that can never be
made a joke about foursquare mayors to a roomful of blank stares. great, good.
we're the ones looking totally cool by the hummus. hot dang did I forget to mention there's hummus??
come and lose yourself in the music at the r​i​v​e​t​j​o​u​r​n​a​l​.​c​o​m booth at berkeley poetry festival
the cutest drawing of Lugg ever by ICELEVEL yaaaay
I can't tell if the movie was beautiful or just 100% blue and orange. I'm not sure there's a difference anymore.
I drank all the beer and all the mad max it was delicious
pizza and beer and mad max and beer
Apollo: You'll be able to see the future, but no one will believe you! Cassandra: lol k
N͉̻͙̤ͅO̹̬͓̊̉͊̔̈̍̂Ŵ̟͕͕̯̣ That's What I Call Music!
this sign may be all-caps, bold, and underlined, but it's still not my supervisor
ajaromano posted may 15, 2015 at 12:08am
At one point during Mad Max there are 12 women on screen and they all have speaking roles & none of them are talking about a man.
favorite new phrase "judgemental #teens" f​e​m​s​p​l​a​i​n​.​c​o​m​/​h​o​w​-​t​o​-​e​a​t​-​a​t​-​…
whenever Space Pope gravels something at me, I'll just pretend it's Anaander Mianaai
so in SWBattlefront yr playing as space nazis rite but also like as this Ann Leckie-esque collective consciousness? this is srs research OK!
auntiepixelante posted may 14, 2015 at 9:36pm
f​i​c​t​i​o​n​c​i​r​c​u​s​.​c​o​m​/​J​e​a​n​n​e​/​T​w​i​t​F​i​c​… oh no i read manwhohatesfun's interactive twitter drama and it's TOO REAL
okay chapter 2 geez I get it Sal is a parasite, ooooh, now what am I going to do for the next 3,000 pages?
. steveroggenbuck's publisher (who is also steveroggenbuck) must be tired as hell of his long, sassy book titles.
slpsys when you think about it, isn't life just a series of stays in waiting rooms, maaaaan? also yes still jury duty.
some kind of fire or car alarm is going off, and it has only made sitting in this waiting room marginally more annoying.
wettbutt posted sep 7, 2014 at 11:48pm
i for one am glad nyc is safer than it used to be..can you imagine livin here when all the barrels were on fire and jazz music was the mayor
caraellison posted may 14, 2015 at 11:08pm
If you haven't played m_kopas's Minkomora yet I wrote a little about it here: k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​-​b​e​a​u​t​y​-​o​f​-​…
jllord posted may 14, 2015 at 11:54pm
when github border-box'ed all the things, by muanchiou m​u​a​n​.​c​o​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​5​/​1​4​/​b​o​r​…
"Do you not understand how words?" "I KNOW ALL ABOUT HOW WORDS!"
"Ah! It's just some weird-ass Mr. Toad!" - cottonmice, opining on the number and identity of the residents of f​u​s​i​o​n​.​n​e​t​/​s​t​o​r​y​/​1​3​4​1​6​3​/​s​…
it's true that Mac and Cheese plus meats is magic hangover foods: "I had about five hundred negronis last night..." x​o​j​a​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​d​i​y​/​h​a​n​g​o​v​e​r​-​f​…
Super cool new deets on Thor p​o​l​y​g​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​m​i​c​s​/​2​0​1​5​/​5​/​… via CosmodromeBlog
so great "...because everyone was under the spell of Ketel One White Cosmopolitans at that point..." a​u​t​o​s​t​r​a​d​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​-​w​e​n​t​-​t​o​-​t​h​e​…
randileeharper posted may 13, 2015 at 10:48am
WAM put out a report on their findings when escalating abuse to Twitter. w​o​m​e​n​a​c​t​i​o​n​m​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​c​m​s​/​a​s​s​e​t​s​/​u​p​l​…
xpatriciah posted may 12, 2015 at 11:43pm
I feel like I need a fuckin gamefaq to read Mark Danielewski's latest book
my first hour editing a squarespace template: trailing whitespace. this is fine, my productivity is fine.
leighalexander posted may 12, 2015 at 11:18pm
Symphony of the Night is forever. By me. <3 b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​5​/​1​2​/​c​a​s​…
unlike these schmucks with jury duty, I'm sitting in this courthouse at 8:20am in order to enjoy their exclusive "free wifi" network
my fellow BART travelers are having *none* of my chicanery
just ran up a moving down escalator. am i crossfit?
the impossibility of performing the abject from a place of white masculinity tho
everyone but the thirty people who showed up for this thing: it is to late to turn your life around :((
on my way to m​.​f​a​c​e​b​o​o​k​.​c​o​m​/​e​v​e​n​t​s​/​1​0​7​3​2​9​4​… if I was a console they'd call me sony hypedstation
garblefart posted may 11, 2015 at 4:22pm
burgerdrome posted may 10, 2015 at 7:44pm
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss... but you won't miss. You've trained your whole life for this. Take the shot. Kill the moon.
. cottonmice's interview with Herman Melville is still amazing: b​l​a​c​k​c​l​o​c​k​.​o​r​g​/​b​l​o​g​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​…
The last 0.9 miles of that hike was 5 miles long. That hike was some Mark Z Danielewski shit.
Offered to kill a man for some pizza Combos™. Any man, just bring me some snacks along with the blurry candid photo.
packing a cheese +avacado sandwich for a hike
ndoto posted may 9, 2015 at 8:19pm
Ready to feel old? The baby from Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’ album cover is now a shiba inu RT shibesbot:
film_girl posted may 10, 2015 at 2:12am
Welcome to the Cosmodrome — Love the new linksite from @spacekatgal c​o​s​m​o​d​r​o​m​e​.​o​r​g​/​h​o​m​e​/​2​0​1​5​/​5​/​7​/​…
christinelove omg that jacket is amazing where can I get oneeeee
wait wait wait, british govt has a job title called Shadow Chancellor? what kind of steampunk LARP is going on there? e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​S​h​a​d​o​w​_​C​h​…
first 3 hours with a ps4: watching a progress bar as 11 Gb of updates download. woooooo next geeeeeen
I just got an email asking to confirm my ownership of the WayMoviesFeel twitter account. awesome Lost Highway joke, 2011 me!
WayMoviesFeel posted oct 22, 2011 at 9:07pm
The way the world works isn't, and you will not be able to understand or express that you do not while you (AH!) run down a highway!
I'm just going to pretend that says "HEY RYAN GO PLAY N64" thanks, NSF!
holy shit, how did I end up in a demo that goes all the way to 64?? m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​4​4​W​W
sorry, I only take fashion advice from Business Townspeople, sooooo
I appear to be the first one to utter the phrase "Baja Blast empties" on twitter. yr welcome.
I dreamt of three college students designing a collectible card game in a bathroom. One of the kids was named "King of the Frogs."
"Amatuer Cracksman" moar lik "Professional Poisoner" amirit? Raffles 1x07
stuck in a Taco Bell driveway and peeing into my Baja Blast empties, in this, the best of all possible world's.
like this
also the venn diagram of places Eileen Myles wrote about in Inferno and the places these writers have performed is a circle
holy shit they were all amazing
see all you space cowpokes at o​a​k​l​a​n​d​o​c​t​o​p​u​s​.​o​r​g​/​b​a​b​a​r​-​e​x​i​l​e​-​j​e​…
Is it still retrofuturism if you want 20XX to be like the present-day 80s in Terminator 1?
This music video is perfect y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​q​V​5​l​z​R​H​r​G​e​g
missambear posted may 8, 2015 at 5:15pm
1337p337 all my reddits, at least
1337p337 it warms my shriveled, goblin-y heart that you made a mlkshk account just for that
1337p337 y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Z​-​7​E​V​I​…
pozorvlak posted may 8, 2015 at 5:14am
"You stand before the tomb of Wacław Sierpiński." v​o​t​e​.​r​u​n​h​e​l​l​o​.​c​o​m​/​j​/​t​w​i​n​e​/​t​o​m​b​/ A choose-your-own-adventure game by mcclure111
We Reach for Our Dualshocks, Unknowing s​t​o​r​i​f​y​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​f​…
MammonMachine posted may 7, 2015 at 2:02pm
We talk a lot about aesthetics of bodies (and I have lots to say there too) but I wanted to focus on motion & agency b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​5​/​0​6​/​i​-​l​…
JuliaKszry posted may 8, 2015 at 5:40am
willshome robdelaney
merrittkopas posted may 8, 2015 at 10:32am
books! books i'm involved in, everyone i​n​s​t​a​r​b​o​o​k​s​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s​/​v​i​d​e​o​g​a​m​… c​h​a​i​n​m​a​i​l​-​b​i​k​i​n​i​.​c​o​m c​a​t​a​l​o​g​.​s​e​v​e​n​s​t​o​r​i​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​s​/​t​h​e​-​s​…
best_of_mlkshk posted may 8, 2015 at 10:28am
m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​4​4​5​H "[commute]" via 5000lobsters
nevona posted may 6, 2015 at 10:23am
two corgis afraid of large zucchini
v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​h​u​q​L​E​w​U​J​5​u​M is so cute it hurts my chest
WickedGood im like a year late, but i just listened to isometric 17 and had to confess my ridiculous f-zero love. big blue 5evah.
nrrrdcore posted may 7, 2015 at 6:52pm
lost a bet with an eight year old and so I'm eating at Sizzler tonight
DancesWithTamis posted may 5, 2015 at 9:44pm
Here at Chorizo Airlines we strive to bring you the best in air travel considering you're in a big hollowed out chorizo that doesn't fly
[commute] m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​4​4​5​H
JessicaKRoy posted may 7, 2015 at 11:25pm
the fastest way to spot a male feminist is to be a woman in conversation with one: n​y​m​a​g​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​c​u​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​5​…
Spacekatgal posted may 7, 2015 at 11:16pm
I am SO PROUD of my tech podcast _RocketFM. If you’re never listened, this episode is a fantastic place to start! t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​_​R​e​l​a​y​F​M​/​s​t​a​t​u​…
first presidential candidate to buy a joke doman? h​o​t​a​i​r​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​c​h​i​v​e​s​/​2​0​1​5​/​…
the last reader totally called out tech worker's slouchy, unmuscled bods. haha yeah those lazy kids *tries to convince abs to looked ripped*
I've given up on wandering the city only with what fits in my pants, meet my did-it-myself DIY bag:
heading to SF for a​n​t​h​o​l​o​g​y​s​f​.​c​o​m !
m​a​m​m​o​n​m​a​c​h​i​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​m​a​m​m​o​n​-​m​a​c​h​i​n​e​… is still super good: "Together, we cuties can destroy reality and remake it in our adorable image."
every convo about my evening plans m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​4​3​L​V
bombsfall posted may 6, 2015 at 4:19pm
I prefer the Hamburgular to his brother, the Actualburgular.
Your vanity, while immense, is not the subject of this subtweet.
"Jane brewed some coffee for them and added lots of milk." omg I am so ready for this story about crime-fighting cat detectives.
You should read James Warner’s story about crime-fighting cat detectives in the June 2015 issue of t​h​e​m​y​s​t​e​r​y​p​l​a​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​q​m​m​/
AmyDentata posted may 5, 2015 at 11:08pm
I just belted out some Bon Jovi cuz we're HALFWAY THERE, baby! For your safety I did not record this event. k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​a​m​y​d​e​…
aw yiss
Lugg is used to everything being terrible, and better suited to my art skillz
my attempt to draw Bunny (from Raffles) did not go well
merrittkopas posted may 5, 2015 at 7:21pm
i'm fine with straight non-trans people getting to be culturally queer as long as i get to be economically cisgender
new mirror's edge! e​n​g​a​d​g​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​5​/​0​5​/​m​i​r​…
Kotaku posted may 4, 2015 at 4:10pm
Halo players spent five years trying to get into an empty room: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​E​S​s​Q​b​3
skimbrel haha, what a coincidence! there must be a King of All Cosmos batsignal lit somewhere--we all reach for our dualshocks, unknowing
That is all to say, booting up Katamari today was magical. I had forgotten how much I wanted this.
Now that I have a ps4 controller hooked up to my pc, I'm able to relive those afternoons as something other than a spectator.
In high school, I remember sitting on the couch at Jeff's house, watching him play Katamari, Monkey Ball, Kingdom Hearts.
I'm grateful my family could afford one console each gen, but I regret that we never picked Sony, that I missed some truly weird games.
merrittkopas posted may 3, 2015 at 9:50pm
the reviews are in! my failed gex reboot pitch is being described as "why" "oh my god" "jfc" m​k​o​p​a​s​.​n​e​t​/​f​i​l​e​s​/​r​e​j​e​c​t​e​d​…
"This game is fun, but I hate this game. I hate this fun game" RunButton, 11 hours into playing Digimon World.
Khanoisseur posted mar 19, 2015 at 9:32am
Fire your brogrammer
cottonmice posted may 2, 2015 at 8:13pm
I wore a fancy hat and drank a mint julep for Kentucky Derby Day. 5000lobsters had to make do.
cottonmice posted may 2, 2015 at 8:07pm
5000lobsters at Sur La Table: "This is just Spencer's, twenty-five years later."
The funniest name of a Kentucky Derby winner is "Behave Yourself," we've decided.
Hell hath no fury. They are all out of fury, everybody, it's super great there now!
ADACTIVITY posted may 2, 2015 at 12:01pm
Saw an insane as that said "In Kentucky horses are everything and bourbon is everything else" A hellscape of horses drowning in liquor
My feet were kind of stinky from wearing my Tom's, so I washed them with some Dr. Bronner's. I am the mayor of Berkeley.
5 1 15 W O A H
legobutts posted may 1, 2015 at 6:55pm
Holy shit a baby burrito in the mission is FOR FULLY GROWN BABIES I GUESS BC THIS THING IS HUGE
GOTTA GO FAST m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​4​0​B​U
"I can’t remember if it was me, or a rogue snake ghost, who hung up the phone." EnnuiPerkins e​l​e​c​t​r​i​c​l​i​t​e​r​a​t​u​r​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​-​c​a​u​t​i​o​n​a​r​y​-​t​…
UpLiftedWarrior posted may 1, 2015 at 1:53pm
y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​D​7​7​F​E​z​-​O​8​F​E The best qoute I have heard today; "The man or beast that I run from aint been born and his mommas already dead"
xpatriciah posted may 1, 2015 at 1:32am
I have a food blog. Here's the first post: t​a​s​t​e​b​u​d​s​s​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​1​1​7​8​3​3​1​6​4​…
I've arranged a private "Let's Play" for cottonmice, where I play Freedom Planet and scream "GOTTA GO FAST" periodically.
darth makes a rare cameo in #FreedomPlanet s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​…
Space cooties! #FreedomPlanet s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​…
What is Jack Black doing here? #FreedomPlanet s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​…
Shot of gin, a little ice, and fill rest of glass with equal parts aloe and sparkling water. Is nice.
made with r​e​v​i​s​i​t​.​l​i​n​k
@pc98_reimu mcclure111 r​e​v​i​s​i​t​.​l​i​n​k is pretty great, maybe it works on a phone??
spladow posted apr 30, 2015 at 2:43pm
"I’m also just cravenly asking anyone if they know teenagers" is a pretty solid amandahess quote too. Very on brand.
spladow posted apr 30, 2015 at 2:42pm
I interviewed amandahess about her new column, Users. :D i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​a​m​a​…
cottonmice posted apr 29, 2015 at 7:02pm
I'm reading at E.M Wolfman Books in Oakland tonight. There will be food and literature and love. f​a​c​e​b​o​o​k​.​c​o​m​/​e​v​e​n​t​s​/​1​5​8​8​6​6​1​…
"Well, Cornelius," (camera is named Cornelius) he said, "It's time for the Cornelius Camera Team to get to work." (they are both Cornelius)
eating cheetos with a chopstick in this, the best of all possible worlds
luv 2 turn lites out
"...grinning in that confident, senseless way of his. Like a man perpetually cutting into a birthday cake." cottonmice words good
devildoc035 posted apr 28, 2015 at 3:45pm
5000lobsters I can't tell, which is Ryan and which is the squirrel?! (Laughs) Rockin it!
dualhammers posted apr 28, 2015 at 2:06pm
This new game by AmyDentata looks really good! You best back it k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​a​m​y​d​e​…
BostonMagazine posted apr 28, 2015 at 12:30pm
Eron Gjoni was obsessed with destroying Zoe Quinn's reputation—and thousands of online strangers were eager to help: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​E​z​D​U​J​K
for comparision, here's what I'm wearing today: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​3​Y​L​0
Damn you, screen printed galaxy pants, damn you straight to hell!
Craaaap I dress almost exactly the same as w​e​l​c​o​m​e​t​o​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​t​o​w​n​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​1​1​6​9​1​3​9​6​4​…
Using a ps4 controller instead of a keyboard makes Joylancer and Freedom Planet waaaay more fun/easier on my wrists.
streamfriends posted apr 27, 2015 at 9:35pm
#TrashCake (bombsfall & sokareemie) Presents Vampire: The Masquerade -- Bloodlines!: t​w​i​t​c​h​.​t​v​/​s​t​r​e​a​m​f​r​i​e​n​d​s​#​…
Watching RunButton struggle through Digimon World has made my day: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​O​D​-​L​U​m​…
auntiepixelante posted apr 27, 2015 at 3:36pm
i finished freedom planet with pink sonic now i'm playing with the lizard girl with the motorcycle that drives up walls and this game rules
p. hype abt stumbling ass-backwards into FTL travel. gonna get a ride on the first redneck rocket out of here y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​6​4​1​M​J​P​…
Later, redshirtlords 3​1​.​m​e​d​i​a​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​f​f​0​6​c​2​c​5​c​0​3​2​9​3​…
skullmandible posted apr 27, 2015 at 1:28am
it is now officially my birthday I am 27 and shall never die I am the New Faith
the first time I've wanted to give a shit about docker is in a slideshow about how I don't need it: c​h​i​m​e​r​a​c​o​d​e​r​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​i​o​/​d​o​c​k​e​r​-​w​i​t​h​o​u​t​…
On the topic of combinatoric explosions, I now demand all Space Jam remixes include at least two other songs: s​o​u​n​d​c​l​o​u​d​.​c​o​m​/​d​r​k​s​l​y​r​6​6​6​/​n​e​v​…
Trying to talk cottonmice into reading t​h​e​w​r​i​t​i​n​g​d​i​s​o​r​d​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​f​i​c​t​i​o​n​k​i​e​r​n​a​n​… at an open mic tonight, but she won't, so go read it yrself, twitters.
anything that will take longer to plot out than Sol becoming a red giant is not foreshadowing.
at some point in the combinatoric explosion of characters, you exceed 1/frame. every frame appears to be about a story I haven't read yet.
gah this doesn't make any sense, who the hell are all these people?
BAKKOOONN posted apr 25, 2015 at 7:03pm
all of these are so good d​a​n​g​e​r​o​u​s​m​i​n​d​s​.​n​e​t​/​c​o​m​m​e​n​t​s​/​1​9​t​h​-​…
atlasobscura posted apr 24, 2015 at 12:34pm
Once, these parts of World of Warcraft were crowded. Now they are empty (and eerily awesome!) a​t​l​a​s​o​b​s​c​u​r​a​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​f​o​r​g​o​…
Whew, look at all the games I missed in 2015! Next time I try to stop following ALL THE TWITTERS, someone warn me I'll miss all the <3
tommchenry posted mar 12, 2015 at 7:16pm
Here's a great rundown on the #antholojam games by HurdyIV: p​a​s​t​e​m​a​g​a​z​i​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​2​0​1​5​/​…, including Tonight Dies the Moon by yours truly.
demanrisu posted feb 20, 2015 at 7:40pm
my game Steal My Artificial Heart is out!! PLAY: a​n​t​h​o​l​o​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​g​a​m​e​s​i​t​e​/ BUY?: t​h​e​-​q​u​i​n​n​s​p​i​r​a​c​y​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​a​n​t​h​o​l​o​j​a​m​-​1​-​g​… MORE?: COMING 'SOON'
yeloson posted feb 19, 2015 at 11:51pm
LRT: Folks who like Nightvale Radio and want an RPG you can play in an hour should check out Community Radio ($3) p​a​y​h​i​p​.​c​o​m​/​b​/​3​A​7​5
ROM2064 posted apr 24, 2015 at 7:00pm
What's going on HERE?!
potch posted aug 8, 2014 at 10:53am
"Black Forest ham sounds enchanted, like you go to a magical forest to meet your prince and he makes you a sandwich."
tower of babel all up ins a​p​p​s​.​t​i​m​w​h​i​t​l​o​c​k​.​i​n​f​o​/​e​m​o​j​i​/​t​a​b​l​e​s​/​u​…
Crono_Maniac posted apr 24, 2015 at 1:31pm
Annual reminder: ellaguro's Problem Attic is one of my ten or so favorite games and you can play it right here: e​l​l​a​g​u​r​o​.​b​l​o​g​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​5​/​p​r​o​b​l​e​…
TRONMAXIMUM posted apr 24, 2015 at 1:49pm
WATCH THIS TRAILER AND THEN GO PLAY #JOYLANCER a​6​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​i​o​n​s​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​j​o​y​l​a​n​c​e​r y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​S​7​f​l​O​e​…
BitopiaMagazine posted apr 22, 2015 at 3:00pm
Poetry from horizontalpoet b​i​t​o​p​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​s​h​o​w​/​8​8 #bisexual #biromantic #bisexualpoetry
behindyourback posted apr 22, 2015 at 10:32am
If you're afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway.
cottonmice posted apr 22, 2015 at 3:22pm
Review of Great Divide at HeavyFeatherRev! Deeply generous and smart and mentions Melville, so my life is complete. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​D​n​f​t​W​C
Some unexpected and amazing durational humor in AmyDentata Plays Alien: Isolation y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Z​j​P​_​5​D​…
my style: just finished a Vietnamese crepe, on my way to eat another Vietnamese crepe
to avoid being asked if I'm up on Vietnamese crepe etiquette, I'm signalling that I know what's up by showing up pre-drenched in fish sauce
then another waiter asked me again, and gave me the whole talk again even though I said yes. I must look like I need a lot of help eating?
waiter at the restaurant was super into me ordering a crepe, and gave me this whole tutorial and how to eat the crepe/ruin my shirt
they are really messy tho, wrapping veggies and crepe in lettuce and dunking in fish sauce gets sauce everywhere
have you had vietnamese crepes? they are serious tasty business.
and the steak sandwhich comes in the niiiiiiight
TRONMAXIMUM posted apr 22, 2015 at 12:32pm
EXTREME MOTORIZED ACTION is about to get a lot more extreme in #JOYLANCER v1.6, which will be hitting itchio TONIGHT
He also said "my nard gave forth its fragrance," so don't read too much into that.
Solomon had something to say about how nothing is new. He totally stole the phrase from someone on twitter.
laneymg posted feb 7, 2012 at 3:25pm
Americans really put the "ish" in English.
EnnuiPerkins I've been thinking about "bae area" for two days now. So good.
Gonna see Night Vale live tonight! I am p. hype about this!!1!
thomas_violence posted apr 20, 2015 at 7:05pm
people using their real name and a headshot usually have a huge amount of followers or a tiny amount of followers. or sometimes normal
I kind of want to never send another SMS again, so my last message will always be: yes but many chairs
timheidecker posted apr 17, 2015 at 9:45am
.ericwareheim please call me. 9​n​e​w​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​y​/​n​e​w​s​/​l​o​c​…
bury me in this stampede of pugs v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​O​U​w​n​a​O​z​v​7​U​D
It's pretty cool that Polygon is doing Let's Plays: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​u​l​g​N​9​L​…
mechapoetic posted apr 18, 2015 at 2:17am
blessed be all my april birthday buddies
only you understand me, tony stark shartmander i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​8​M​x​p​Q​c​v​.​g​i​f​v
LILINTERNET posted apr 17, 2015 at 7:34pm
cottonmice posted apr 17, 2015 at 1:45pm
Learning that Ryan Gosling will be in the new Blade Runner has resulted in me making a lot of Donna Haraway jokes starting with "Hey girl."
moar bladez, additional running p​o​l​y​g​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​4​/​1​7​/​8​4​4​1​…
hotdogsladies posted apr 15, 2015 at 9:54pm
Hawkeye #12. Lucky's on the job.
nice_mustard posted apr 17, 2015 at 11:26pm
live each day like it is your last. don't leave bed. rant incoherently at your enemies. curse the uncaring god who never showed you his face
ice. cream. burrito.
TheMarySue posted apr 16, 2015 at 12:00pm
Startup Tech Company Denies Female Programmer a Job Because of Her Looks. t​h​e​m​a​r​y​s​u​e​.​c​o​m​/​o​n​s​h​i​f​t​-​s​e​x​i​s​m​/
TheMarySue posted apr 16, 2015 at 4:00pm
Two Hugo-Nominated Authors Withdraw Their Works From The Awards This Year t​h​e​m​a​r​y​s​u​e​.​c​o​m​/​h​u​g​o​-​a​u​t​h​o​r​s​-​w​… #SadPuppies #hugoawards #diversity #books
slimekat posted apr 16, 2015 at 7:40pm
Brocklesnitch posted apr 16, 2015 at 2:59am
here’s a picture of me scaling a rock face
cottonmice buzzfeed quizzes as the new salem witch trials: Who Have You Been Consorting With, Young Goodman Brown?
cottonmice suggested articles for you, based on what your previous incarnations liked:
Had a great time at p​e​g​a​s​u​s​b​o​o​k​s​t​o​r​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​v​e​n​t​/​l​y​r​i​c​s​-​a​… tonight. Thanks mkchavez for putting together such a great group of readers!
icequeenerika posted apr 3, 2015 at 4:48pm
The transmisogynistic joke is deleted from #PillarsofEternity now. Thank you Obsidian jesawyer for listening to us.
diabola posted apr 15, 2015 at 11:15pm
Yes, there will be audio descriptions for the blind for Daredevil. b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​G​K​v​z​V​J
Catrambo posted apr 15, 2015 at 11:36pm
Connie Willis makes a rare blog post, speaking about the Hugos: a​z​s​f​.​n​e​t​/​c​w​b​l​o​g​/​?​p​=​1​1​6
Chuck, where an intro by Cake covers a multitude of sins.
Do you think TurboTax can feel the hate beams we all send their way this time of year? Their houseplants die each April, and they know why.
boominonion posted apr 14, 2015 at 1:31pm
I feel like if you rolled a boulder up a mountain every day for a year, this pug would tell you the meaning of life.
Software development.
jennschiffer posted apr 13, 2015 at 3:05pm
it's not me. boys it's u #tableflip2015 t​a​b​l​e​f​l​i​p​.​c​l​u​b
PokemonyeWest posted apr 13, 2015 at 2:29am
"To join the Illuminati you gotta kiss Madonna. Don't make that face, we all had to do it" - JAY Z
Hoop City - Quad City DJs VS F-Zero: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​U​f​r​W​d​b​I​9​3​B​s
tenaciouscb posted apr 12, 2015 at 3:25pm
The pug must flow.
Tilting In Our Favor: Pinball May Be The Most Inclusive Gaming Space For Women r​a​v​i​s​h​l​y​.​c​o​m​/​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​9​/​2​3​/​t​i​…
akoumjian not my jam. hope you're having fun, and defff check out code for america. I know some of the people involved, all awesome.
Yeesh, Daredevil 1x09 is siiiick.
this little gremlin that follows me around is surprisingly good for internet points. t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​b​e​s​t​_​o​f​_​m​l​k​s​h​k​…
darylwriterguy posted apr 4, 2015 at 1:21pm
The Hugo ballot isn't out yet but already this guy Noah Ward sounds like a front runner.
spladow \opposite_of_$_emoji \propritary_frowny_face_emoji
spladow this implies a single organization controlling emoji, rather than an open standard with subtly inconsistent impls and tears.
AthertonKD posted apr 8, 2015 at 12:33am
I have stolen The cars That were in your Race And which You were planning to use In crimes Forgive me They were So fast And so furious
Donald_Booker but POWERSHELL totally fixed all of their "not bash" problems, right?
Brought Soup to work today! m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​3​L​Z​0
omg someone made a MOBILE OPTIMIZED version of cat bounce: c​a​t​-​b​o​u​n​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​m​o​b​i​l​e​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​h​…
Yeah, sooorry, but I only listen to music featured on the Showtime original series Weeds.
Best <h3> on the internet: "Accepting non-ravens as relevant" e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​R​a​v​e​n​_​p​a​r​…
Gah I can't understand any of this but I must collect all the cats: d​e​s​t​r​u​c​t​o​i​d​.​c​o​m​/​j​a​p​a​n​-​g​e​t​s​-​t​h​e​…
oh my daaaaarling, Clementiiiiiine
Sword and Sworcery cannot run on my Moto E. The future is weird.
spladow nnnooooooooooo
slpsys three open tabs: [trash can office ergonomics], [how to tell if yr garbage person], and [java permgen]
. HeadupGames bridges for trucks are passe--now I want to buildd bridges for guinea pigs: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​b​q​9​g​h​m​…
PSA: you only have 28 days to get your hot Walpurgis Night tweets ready
spladow posted apr 1, 2015 at 3:57pm
Come On Sister by knguyen is the best thing I've read today. n​z​z​l​.​m​e​/​1​I​R​z​C​0​m also, Wesleyan people amiright?
michaelpielocik posted mar 31, 2015 at 9:21am
Look we all have tweets we regret
awolfalways s​l​a​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​s​/​m​o​n​e​y​b​o​x​…
django posted mar 30, 2015 at 1:15pm
FACT: Everything you need to know about screenwriting can be learned by studying the opening scene of The Sopranos.
Just heard horizontalpoet at High Street Station. Really amazing, especially a bit about arguing with tumblr about lived experience.
snmrrw posted mar 1, 2014 at 2:44pm
death metal band that only plays at graduations called 'psychopomp and circumstance'
TOO REAL n​y​m​a​g​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​f​e​a​t​u​r​e​s​/​…
5000lobsters what's a "house ranch," Noon Ryan? is it anything like a "horse ranch?"
"thought of you today at whole foods" by finz m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​3​G​A​S
I don't mind telling you: I'm the hippest kid at this house ranch.
Skinners in the Hands of an Angry Box
Nobody told me that Caprica does cool things with light. The pilot so far reminds me a lot of Bladerunner.
spladow posted mar 26, 2015 at 6:15pm
"The biggest surprise was that I could actually do it." This is why I like writing about side projects :) b​u​f​f​.​l​y​/​1​M​2​q​n​z​U
MortuaryReport posted mar 13, 2015 at 10:27pm
I like that everyone's universal truth includes ads after paying for hulu plus as complete and total bullshit
pikelet posted feb 23, 2015 at 10:25pm
"They're not anecdotes, that's small batch artisanal data"
slpsys posted mar 25, 2015 at 5:38pm
Best data-related photo on the Internet
ScottMGagnon posted mar 25, 2015 at 5:48pm
Report: Racial disparities in arrests persist with legal pot. Just as we've said all along.Doesn't solve cj disparity u​s​n​e​w​s​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​u​s​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​…
Give me all of these clothes all of them to meeee y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​c​N​b​F​c​-​…
making bacon pancakes m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​3​C​W​F
The pipeline problem in Sylines: lvl2 commercial structures want high school educated employees, don't want to pay for high schools.
Playing Skylines, Berkeley Style: hella yelling lines from The West Wing, raising the tax rate to max.
cityofprogress negatendo ruuuude
Fitness life hack: hire a small band of jackals to cautiously trail you throughout the day, looking for any sign of weakness.
gah stupid amazing child only shoes n​i​k​e​.​c​o​m​/​u​s​/​e​n​_​u​s​/​c​/​l​a​u​…
Popular gif from a few days ago recreates a scene from Indiana Jones when reversed: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​3​A​C​X
"The pizza!" I hear the reader exclaim; "what do you mean by the pizza?" t​r​o​v​e​.​n​l​a​.​g​o​v​.​a​u​/​n​d​p​/​d​e​l​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​…
double your calzone triple your calzone pizza tacos the size of cities, worlds
maximum manure my Seymour manor max, I’m off-manner mad-seeming mien store
Reading about Grice's Maxims. You all like trying to dredge meaning from my meme-drenched, pop-referent, twin-spoken babbles, right?
spladow posted mar 16, 2015 at 8:16pm
5000lobsters just tracking the changes can feel like a tug of war. I guess I want to feel like we're seeing potential paths for something
spladow sorry, I guess I don't know what problem you're trying to solve. collab editing on yr internet seems like web ui + track changes.
spladow it's too bad about a​n​s​w​e​r​s​.​m​i​c​r​o​s​o​f​t​.​c​o​m​/​e​n​-​u​s​/​o​f​f​i​c​e​/​f​…
spladow switched back to burying draft in the yard, under a full moon. editorially never impl'd my must-have "hella curses" feature anyway.
michellerichmon posted mar 14, 2015 at 11:46pm
So much fun astride yaks in little crates with all the wonderful people at #writerswithdrinks charliejane
Part of the participatory audience segment: Randos with Drinks.
At the Make-Out Room, waiting for Writers with Drinks to start. Pretty hype!
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's "Autotune the News"-style theme song is perfect.
My first weekend in California went just like this: t​h​r​e​e​p​a​n​e​l​s​o​u​l​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​0​8​/​0​8​/​0​4​/​o​n​-​…
freelanceastro posted mar 10, 2015 at 3:42pm
I fought off an insane film crew back in grad school. My story is on the story_collider podcast this week: s​o​u​n​d​c​l​o​u​d​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​-​s​t​o​r​y​-​c​o​l​l​…
ugh scandal 4x14 is so grossssss I just cant
freelanceastro posted mar 9, 2015 at 12:48pm
My latest for BBCEarth: Why does time always run forwards? b​b​c​.​i​n​/​1​H​l​S​w​v​B
Scandal 4x11 doesn't make any ding-dang sense.
for contrast, here's one of today's posts on a site that gives a shit: m​e​t​a​f​i​l​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​1​4​7​7​2​7​/​W​h​o​-​C​o​o​…
on a totally unrelated note, lifehacker's top user request: personal hygeine tips: l​i​f​e​h​a​c​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​a​n​-​a​d​u​l​t​s​-​g​u​i​d​…
reddit uses International Women's Day to praise a pro-gamergate cesspool: r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​s​u​b​r​e​d​d​i​t​o​f​t​… totes not a political move, of course.
In Borderlands Presequel, we're loving the joke class FragTrap so much. My family cracks up every time I make the team waste all their ammo.
Past self, defff go for that Rammstein/Hedberg "Du Hast Mitch" joke.
WillDesuga you... you just killed a panda?
shunbeam m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​3​4​W​3
googlecloud posted mar 5, 2015 at 8:15pm
Our last tweet was a mistake. Google supports an open, diverse gaming community for all. We do not support #GamerGate.
Got a new phone. Upgrade path for TextSecure is... not intuitive: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​W​h​i​s​p​e​r​S​y​s​t​e​m​s​…
For all it's faults, at least pgp makes me feel like I'm hacking the matrix every time I try to read an email.
The final obscenity: a "slow TV" movement, watching House of Cards one episode per week, all taking a break in the summer.
zaxtax unicorns are technology that mystifies regular horsies #horsiefacts
crap, where'd I leave my pgp keys this time? /me checks pockets of pants, jackets
cottonmice posted mar 2, 2015 at 12:40pm
I am reading at Quiet Lightning tonight, Bay folk! 7pm at WeWork Golden Gate. Free beer and 12(!) amazing readers. q​u​i​e​t​l​i​g​h​t​n​i​n​g​.​o​r​g
The top query: [are you my burrito?]
Their second most popular query is the cultural invariant [where is the best burrito in oakland?]
There is a search engine the search engines all use, to look up answers to questions that matter to them, like [why so many cats?]
Donald_Booker since things obvs can't be civil rights and states rights issues simultaneously, we really dodged a bullet there
Donald_Booker democratic process at a certain aggregation level reflects the will of the people, but not at a higher level of aggregation
"i dont know what catpuns to you after this" may be the greatest, most meta cat pun m​s​p​a​i​n​t​a​d​v​e​n​t​u​r​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​c​r​a​t​c​h​.​p​h​p​?​s​=​…
t͝a̵k͟e͟ ̸me ҉down ̧t̸o͜ ̸t̴h̡e ͞v͢e̢ry͞ ̨las̶t c̛i̧t͏y
spladow d​i​y​.​o​r​g​/​s​k​i​l​l​s​/​r​e​a​d​e​r​/​… is the cutest thing
spladow just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in...
1337p337 posted feb 27, 2015 at 1:50am
zaxtax Those were drawn by affixing a pen to a Ouija board and asking Andy Warhol about Twitter.
1337p337 I feel like there is a lot of content to your message here. a lot of information was just conveyed.
It's... so beautiful. Space Jam Theme/Uptown Funk y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Q​b​W​k​w​L​…
cottonmice posted feb 24, 2015 at 12:48pm
anthology: Tales of the City is tonight! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​C​Y​D​l​B​e Wonderful readers! Open mic! Good food and good wine!
wHEREAS, i'LL ADDRESS SOME TOPICS PERTAINING TO MY INTERESTS, aND i GUESS, pERSONAL MOTIFS m​s​p​a​i​n​t​a​d​v​e​n​t​u​r​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​?​s​=​6​&​p​=​0​0​4​0​2​3
cottonmice posted feb 23, 2015 at 1:29pm
I'll be reading for Bay Area Generations tonight at the Berkeley City Club! Doors at 7! It's a thing you want to do! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​z​p​3​3​n​G
There are blossoms in the air in Bort Meadow, and I am alive.
🌠 is a nice emoji.
jxson posted feb 20, 2015 at 1:23pm
There couldn't have been a more wonderful human m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​@​v​y​k​i​_​e​/​l​o​v​e​-​y​…
spladow posted feb 20, 2015 at 12:57am
The "large" soda from Taco Bell is so big that, when I shift into park, I can't get it out of my cup holder. USA! USA!
jsdotla posted feb 19, 2015 at 2:26pm
A memorial is being arranged at Spring St. Bar Sunday 8pm to remember lolcatstevens. If you can make it, please do.
spladow eh, too much "casual depictions of domestic abuse" for me to get into. "old white guy has problems" didn't exactly break new ground
And its comes with a bunch of Jack Vance you are completely convinced I am too cool to read: s​u​b​t​e​r​r​a​n​e​a​n​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​_​…
h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s looks good. Cherie Priest and Connie Willis!
lolcatstevens as soon as you drop the mic, the whole industry turned into "head pigeons" and "kitten viewers" g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​s​e​r​v​e​r​d​e​n​s​i​t​y​/​…
hello darkness, my old friend
Willits, 7pm on Sunday: every restaurant is closed, every window is shuttered. They are so ready for the zombie apocalypse.
lolcatstevens that sounds amazing! sorry your last gig burnt you out--I hope you have a lot of chill times these next few months.
New russian-southern fusion restaurant concept: Baba Yaga's Chicken House.
nievved posted feb 13, 2015 at 12:50pm
like every mathematician i know is a kind gentle humane person, and somehow my intership options are bombs, oil, or finance
slpsys posted feb 12, 2015 at 9:35pm
The restaurant next to work just announced _Friday_ brunch: 1. SF startups are now officially college. 2. I...I'll be in late tomorrow.
I always forget Dionysus's Roman name: Gogol Bordello.
arguing about how to pronounce "shibboleth"
These 30-minute exercise videos are hard, but they get easier at the 10-minute mark (where I close the tab and start eating ice cream).
CCMEnclave posted feb 11, 2015 at 3:37pm
All Happy Families // One // by Henry Hoke e​n​c​l​a​v​e​.​e​n​t​r​o​p​y​m​a​g​.​o​r​g​/​?​p​=​1​3​7​3
Donald_Booker good! how wants to storm a beach with a boner?
"How to Make Friends and Influence the Weather" by Dread Carnegie
"Join our team of Ghost(Pro) bloggers?" some sort of foul mechanism jeers, howling in a sunless void.
me: "Why are you cheating at trivia. Against children. On the internet?" her: "I like to wiiiiiiiin!"
Scandal 2x19 is so indulgent, like a high school play, with these twee monologues backed by this chant. And yes, I'm saying I love it.
awolfalways 2 goth 4 breakfast
awolfalways take it baaaaack
spladow Sierra Nevada started it, all making a pilsner unprovoked.
All Systems Go by Rare Barrel has some weird coffee magic in it, and I drank it to save you all.
Nooner Pilsner is not in my top two for pilsners, and no one needs a third-favorite Pilsner.
You got your PHP error in my window shopping b​e​t​a​u​n​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​p​i​x​e​l​-​…
"Matter" by Iain Banks proves that Game of Thrones could be infinitely improved with antimatter explosions.
fwrictionreview posted feb 6, 2015 at 3:14pm
A wonderful #WriterSquared w/contributor cottonmice - f​w​r​i​c​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​1​0​9​5​8​1​9​0​0​… (get her novel here: g​o​o​.​g​l​/​a​j​w​c​I​l via UnsolicitedP)
cottonmice posted feb 6, 2015 at 7:19pm
The ENTER>text book is out, documenting 3 years of LA's wonderfullest with contributions from me and EVERYONE! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​N​G​L​A​t​k
I don't believe in some kind of wacky, metal-wings-for-all Singularity. I believe in another sandwich.
Why can't I eat another sandwich, just because I'm already full of sandwiches?
I've been humming the same song for three days, I'm making you listen to it to try to wriggle free: y​o​u​r​h​e​a​r​t​b​r​e​a​k​s​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​t​r​a​c​k​/​t​a​l​e​s​-​f​r​…
Hobbit: the Tolkien Edit has reassured me that there was not a good movie hiding inside of the full-length trilogy somewhere.
Hell yes, I just retweeted an FCC chairman.
TomWheelerFCC posted feb 4, 2015 at 11:11pm
It’s time to put in place rules to preserve the #OpenInternet that has become an indispensable part of our daily lives. #TitleII
Sad you didn't have the right kind of tablet to play Revolution 60? Check out the PC version: s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​…
cottonmice that Yo la Tengo song makes so much sense to me now
Uber's business model depends on not treating workers fairly, good riddance to their "independant contractor" hack: t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​1​/​3​0​/​7​9​4​8​…
When I start to reply on IRC, then notice the mention was days ago: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​E​Z​K​Z​R​f​h​.​g​i​f
To forestall any speculation by the press, I'll proactively announce it now: I am not planning to run for President in 2016.
salliemerkel posted feb 1, 2015 at 12:04pm
Rabbit rabbit! Let's all enjoy this perfectly rectangular month!
What I Cry About When I Cry About Running (It's the Running)
cottonmice posted jan 30, 2015 at 1:16pm
I talked to @DianaArterian about Great Divide, and now you can read all the secrets we said at fwrictionreview. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​h​H​6​Q​7​n
cottonmice posted jan 30, 2015 at 2:50pm
One great way to tell if you are struggling with a story is to check whether you are eating frozen cookie dough instead of meals.
jmsclee posted jan 30, 2015 at 9:10am
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
waxpancake posted jan 29, 2015 at 8:00pm
My little sister noticed a trend on Instagram. t​h​e​k​i​n​s​p​i​r​a​c​y​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
Billy Joel/Mark Ronson mashup ideas: Girl Funk Uptooooown!
I can do the ribbed / I can do the stockinette / I can do the garter / I cannot do the smurf
jesseberney posted jan 28, 2015 at 1:25pm
Huh maybe that new Ghostbusters movie does go a little too far
udpbooks posted sep 11, 2014 at 4:27pm
The limitations of poetry are not within the poems—the limitations are elsewhere. Diana Arterian on feminist poetry b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​C​X​b​I​i​g
Knuckle tat ideas: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​m​v​i​e​i​r​a​/​s​a​m​e​… THIS THAT
thelindywest posted jan 27, 2015 at 8:03pm
things to care about instead of vocal fry: french fries, climate change, when's the next time you get to have cheese, are spiders lonely
same: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​2​I​P​T
Few things are made worse by mashing them up with Space Jam, but Goyte gets noticeably better: s​o​u​n​d​c​l​o​u​d​.​c​o​m​/​d​r​k​s​l​y​r​6​6​6​/​s​o​m​…
get on my (battle cat upgrade) level
Ikawe I actually misread the bug, and thought you had modified GIMP. you can still be my hero though!
oeguidoc 1800becks JaggerOtis sounds like a great premise for a reboot of i​m​d​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​t​t​0​1​1​7​9​9​…
Me: "Imagine a jacket that does not appear in Bourne Supremacy 1, 2, or 3." Industry: <collective gasp>
Barbour: dull in the sense of "absorbs light" but also in the sense of "3 pages of whyyyyy" b​a​r​b​o​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​u​s​/​a​l​l​-​c​o​l​l​e​c​t​…
Knitting, day 4: purling is some sort of hoax perpetrated on newbies.In each of these videos, there's an "and then a yarn miracle" step
elonmusk posted jan 23, 2015 at 11:39pm
Repairs almost done on the spaceport drone ship and have given it the name "Just Read the Instructions"
slpsys you know what you have to do: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​L​i​s​t​_​o​f​_​l​…
I only have one week to mention it before the news cycle dies and we never hear about this vaporware again, so: lol holographic displays.
spladow culture fit: 100%
Next on Black Mirror: "It’s Christmas, but everybody’s dead because nobody just reads anymore, you know?" t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​1​/​2​0​/​n​e​x​…
funnomad posted apr 27, 2014 at 12:23pm
"Abject disclosure." Imagine your lover transcribed all of your voice messages and publishes it as #poetry: b​o​n​a​i​r​e​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​.​c​o​m​/​h​m​f​f
Has anyone seen this new Burning Man documentary yet? y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Y​W​N​W​i​-​…
awolfalways man don't even joke about it ever being 50 here!
spladow yeah! is gooood!
robot poets have no use for yr puny human articles
It does not look like there's a smaller positive robot haiku with only 3 numbers in it.
"Haiku by a Robot" (written by a 9-year-old) m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​2​C​0​8
Day one of knitting: I spent an hour rolling yarn into a ball, then took a nap. Unsure if becoming yarncore, or becoming a cat.
A shot of aquavit and a shot of brandy, with a splash of grenadine, over ice.
EnnuiPerkins posted jan 12, 2015 at 5:24pm
Check out my new story today EntropyMag // Watch the background. The background is important: e​n​t​r​o​p​y​m​a​g​.​o​r​g​/​n​e​w​-​f​i​c​t​i​o​n​-​g​e​…
ColdfrontMag posted jan 12, 2015 at 2:45pm
New Song of the Week by Diana Arterian, part of the Ugly Duckling Presse residency!... f​b​.​m​e​/​1​r​X​v​U​t​F​c​h
Pretty excited about the Joylancer reference in this sneak peek of Fantastic Witch Collective p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​c​r​e​a​t​i​o​n​?​h​i​d​=​1​…
I aspire to have my life annotated with a [Satire] tag.
Social problem, meet technical solution: b​b​c​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​t​e​c​h​n​o​l​o​g​…
jazmasta posted oct 10, 2013 at 2:57pm
The person who first discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING ON!!"
internetluke posted dec 26, 2014 at 3:45pm
This maze sucks
shutupmikeginn posted dec 28, 2014 at 12:12am
barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented
Nickrob posted aug 14, 2013 at 3:04pm
Lemme spoil STAR WARS for you: you’re now an adult with bills to pay and a rapidly dwindling imagination and can realize when things are bad
. cottonmice thinks the Star Trek: Enterprise theme song is some of the worst lyrics ever written. She is not wrong.
Barrel aging some Vieux Carre and Jean Harlow cocktails. Here's hoping I didn't just ruin 20+ oz of good hooch!
Betwixt and between(ness centrality).
Yup, Pocket Harvest sure is a farming simulator. That's about all I have to say about the last hour of my life.
spladow here are your slacks: h​m​.​c​o​m​/​u​s​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​/​1​3​8​…
you all like hearing me get excited about games you player on ios months ago, right?
Oh internet, what are cocktails that include rum that are suitable for barrel-aging? Keep in mind that fruit juice isn't good for aging.
mattbraga posted jan 7, 2015 at 11:23pm
I have some money, and I'd like to spend it on really good science and technology stories. You can pitch me at matthew.braga@vice.com
mattbraga posted jan 7, 2015 at 11:22pm
I took over as editor of motherboard Canada this week, and I wrote a little introduction here: m​o​t​h​e​r​b​o​a​r​d​.​v​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​n​_​c​a​/​r​e​a​d​/​s​a​y​…
spladow omg just remembered: third party browsers that aren't unfairly limited with that nitro bullshit! try Firefox!
I bought the last six Delirium Reds in San Jose. I am not sorry.
2 weeks of visitors. When I got home from the last dropoff at the airport, my Xbox started singing "I think we're alone now."
dataisplural posted jan 2, 2015 at 3:31pm
this is my home now mom
"..he must also know about the other thing, which would ruin the thing we all live on." - Better Off Ted 2x13
spladow i​n​f​i​n​i​t​e​l​o​o​p​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​?​v​=​l​O​G​_​U​t​L​x​h​5​8​…
"But I'm the best wizard!" cottonmice protests, perhaps fairly.
A rare photo of scariest wizard ever, lovesgnomes, seen here casting a friggin sweet 7-card spell:
Attention, duelists: my hair has integrated David Lynch into the collective. #isslove
spladow thanks for recommending "Ancillary Justice." Just finished the sequel, so good!
Jon_Dickman dang, my bank account does not nearly have 12 months of "drug frenzy" runway. way to be all responsible and shit.
only Coach Meyer can express how I feel about not being able to go to the Cat Cafe today: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​2​3​T​Z
lovesgnomes posted jan 1, 2015 at 8:11pm
Football: Yes Weather: Indoors Wings: Numerous Mountain Dew: Iceless Ryan's hat: Baseball Michigan: Still sucks QB String: 3rd #GoBucks
lil sis got me to install snapchat just so she could send me m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​2​3​C​7 . no regrets.
spladow I also hear there's a book app which lets you upload epubs and is p. bitching on a tablet. can't remember the name tho, itunes?
spladow p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… (pgp support!)
Partial list of things I found closed on NYE: part of the 101, a sushi restaurant, Cat Town Cafe, and the street in front of my house.
spladow Tasker, LastPass, TextSecure are all great, I'll look up more on a real computer! also yay tablets!
Interstellar Selfie Station for android is here: p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​…
awolfalways happy crepe year!
BooDooPerson posted dec 31, 2014 at 12:16pm
🏆 Emoji of the year: 🍑💨
anthropoligists uncover in frikkin sweet future, think I meant "which king?". tons future props for my cool opinions.
new goal: buried w/ a cursed sword, "witch king" on my tombstone
watching those hobbits. where are those blue wizards? worst dum-dum flavor, worst kind of wizard.
I've lost every round of Bohnanza I've played so far. I can spell the game right on my first try--there my skillz appear to end.
davidsgallant one of their 2 followers has a usernane that starts with "d," maybe it's the fault of twitter's aggressive autocomplete?
Saint's Row, the cheap knockoff, has done a better job sticking to the central premise: collect cars.
For a game about stealing cars, GTA5 sure does a bad jab making car theft rewarding. Calling an impound lots doesn't feel heroic.
It's interesting that Crossy Road is exclusive to the amazon app store for android. Not sure I've seen that before c​r​o​s​s​y​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​m​a​z​o​n​/
"Also, pirates?" w​s​j​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​n​o​v​e​l​…
SLAwrites posted dec 27, 2014 at 1:49pm
Getting married is like becoming Gollum: [X] Name change [X] Paranoid about losing ring [X] Always following someone [X] Overuse pet names
I made it all the way through the movie, so I win the game.
GOTY 2014: "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"
knottyyarn posted dec 27, 2014 at 3:57pm
I've packed and moved this binder full of Garbage Pail Kids cards, like, 23 times.
Veeren_Jubbal #Selfies4Veerender
skullmandible posted dec 23, 2014 at 11:03pm
if you killed me and put a new pokemon game in the room with my body a time lapse photo series would show my body sliding over to it
too much style for this tiny planet
anyway sorry for the 4 deleted tweets in a row this week. computers are hard.
twitter: if you are trying to tell me you are still processing/resizing the image, try showing a word like "processing"?
I keep trying to upload this photo, and it's just a blank black square after I post.
AngryNerdWIRED posted dec 26, 2014 at 1:04pm
Nothing is better than these 1980s depictions of technology g​i​z​m​o​d​o​.​c​o​m​/​n​o​t​h​i​n​g​-​i​s​-​b​e​t​…
a passing cloud. I hope there won't be rain; it's such a nice day for desert golf
jennschiffer posted dec 26, 2014 at 12:11pm
parents who gave their toddlers basketball hoops for christmas: i will crush all your kids on the court
danielralston posted dec 26, 2014 at 10:10am
With another Christmas behind them, Sigur Rós leave Santa's workshop and head back into the recording studio.
awolfalways LIL CAAAAAAAL
they had me a William Jennings Bryan y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​N​A​Q​r​-​r​n​M​w​t​E
0xabad1dea posted dec 24, 2014 at 2:39pm
why youtube, am I going to accidentally hack something?
Donald_Booker congrats on the new gig!
Donald_Booker yes, just a tiny bit. I find the "automatically update UI on data changes" bits to be magical but hard to reason about.
I had more fun buying a flashlight upgrade in GTA5 than all my loadouts twiddling in Destiny put together.
There are no interesting upgrade choices, just replace whenever stats are higher.
And if you want to hide behind "combat focused," make shooting fun. Compared to Borderlands, these guns are so, so boring.
If you consider having a story an optional feature, your players are going to have a bad time.
"Features people questioned being absent (player customization, story)..." r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​D​e​s​t​i​n​y​T​h​e​G​a​…
New goal: push the rock in the hole
The negatendo challenge.
negatendo posted dec 22, 2014 at 12:26pm
I just found Desert Golfing’s secret second quest: don’t flip the phone horizontally.
I finally find water, but I can't stop to drink. There is so much desert golfing left to do.
awolfalways :)
spladow now I'm twice as excited!
simulacra and simulation and simulcast™
the narcissism of OTP differences
At least we can all agree Picard is the most huggable starship captain.
Secretly I think the dog is on "Team Kirk," but that's just weird.
It's tough living in a split "Team Jess" / "Team Dean" household.
a cactus shimmers in the distance, a phantom in the desert of the real
It's so exciting to hear that cottonmice's work is going to be referenced in creative writing workshops g​o​o​d​r​e​a​d​s​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​v​i​e​w​/​s​h​o​w​/​1​1​… so proud!
GeekyLyndsay posted dec 20, 2014 at 1:31pm
These altitude changes are ruining my life though, I'm joining the flat earth society and advocating for an even flatter earth
kids these days, with their rock music s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​…
DuncanVB posted dec 13, 2014 at 7:49am
Look at this picture and tell me Brian Eno isn't being controlled telepathically by a malevolent cat (via fox_SJW)
Spacekatgal posted dec 19, 2014 at 9:19pm
Acceptable. thedailybeast: Sony emails reveal studio head wants Idris Elba for James Bond t​h​e​b​e​a​.​s​t​/​1​s​H​K​f​K​e
whitney posted dec 19, 2014 at 5:20pm
This is by far the most hilarious game bug I've ever seen: Infinite ability to Shawn throughout cutscenes. y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​0​t​0​u​C​W​…
godatplay ah, you are right. Waiting for pots to boil: the only truly expressive artistic medium.
When my registrar made a joke about FSM, it threw me. I guess I expected the people who make my internets work to be joyless automata?
Hell, even that Wonderful Life knock-off with Adam Sandler had a soundtrack that made me cry.
Whenever anyone says "unlike any other art form," I know I'm about to disagree.
two berkeley kids raving about phish on the bart. where is norman rockwell when you need him?
slpsys posted dec 18, 2014 at 12:58am
Turns out, when I log in to see my company's holiday pics, I can see every other SF company's, too. Happy holidaze - p​h​o​t​o​-​m​a​t​i​c​a​.​c​o​m​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​…
Poirot plot synopsis: over the course of 11 years, a Belgian vampire drains the youth from his secretary and best friend.
devops posted nov 20, 2014 at 8:44pm
"Jon what is the biggest problem facing #DevOps today?" easy: it is Terry the Data Goblin
Chloe_Caldwell posted oct 14, 2014 at 11:29pm
Yesterday my mom told me the first read through she does of my work is called a "panic-read"
meganamram posted oct 15, 2014 at 2:06pm
The 141st character in my tweets is the city of New York
Wait, why doesn't Nikita want to release those Division secrets? Because public opinion about the US would sour? And she's the hero?
"Who decided 'your sanctimonious and out of touch father' was good branding?" - cottonmice, re: b​l​o​g​s​.​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​2​/​1​6​/​g​o​o​…
truongasm posted dec 15, 2014 at 6:34pm
knguyen posted dec 15, 2014 at 8:48pm
Ceci n'est pas un rock. Ceci est un rock LOBSTER.
avestal posted dec 15, 2014 at 1:12pm
Nethack Fu helped nichronomicon beat Fantasy Life w/o killing a single living thing...with EVERY gathering class. t​h​e​g​i​a​.​c​o​m​/​?​p​=​1​5​9​1
You put that chalk down right this second! Don't you summon your grandpa from beyond the grave! I'm warning you!
Finally got Gone Home running on my PC, so it's National Feels Day.
HG_101 posted dec 14, 2014 at 1:04pm
Eternal Daughter, a Metroidvania from derekyu, the quintessential indie game before indie was cool h​a​r​d​c​o​r​e​g​a​m​i​n​g​1​0​1​.​n​e​t​/​e​t​e​r​n​a​l​d​a​u​g​h​t​e​…
ibogost posted dec 13, 2014 at 12:03pm
"Drink from your unplanned legacy," fate taunted.
slpsys servings: 26 lords of motherfucking creation
martha stewart egg nogs haaaard m​a​r​t​h​a​s​t​e​w​a​r​t​.​c​o​m​/​3​3​4​3​5​7​/​e​g​g​n​o​g
jonnysun posted dec 10, 2014 at 4:08pm
zachlieberman posted dec 12, 2014 at 1:35pm
"The repository automatically pulls code off the internet, and only keeps the code that compiles" g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​l​u​x​e​/​C​p​p​-​m​i​n​i​-​…
everything is going fine. everything is going great.
atonal440 posted dec 9, 2014 at 10:44pm
mcclure111 I feel like we need a word for when a brand butts into a conversation, making it too awkward to continue.
Alternate theory: my hair was just too fabulous this morning, so we're wiping the earth clean. Sorry for my stupid, stupid, fabulous hair.
If anyone needs me, I'll be building an ark big enough for the books and liquor cabinet.
Tomorrow's inclement weather is actually a biblical flood to punish us for creating things like c​u​d​d​l​e​b​i​d​s​.​c​o​m
Maya__Anderson posted dec 10, 2014 at 4:20am
‘Girl in a Country Song’ hits No. 1 by mocking bro country. The bros aren’t laughing. d​l​v​r​.​i​t​/​7​n​0​M​V​q
Slate posted dec 10, 2014 at 10:42am
FDA Panel Endorses Lifetime Ban on Gay Blood Donation, Suggests Gay Men Are Diseased Liars s​l​a​t​e​.​m​e​/​1​s​i​v​5​u​M
RobotMonsieur posted dec 6, 2014 at 1:24pm
The best gif of the log lady you'll see all day #TwinPeaks
cottonmice posted dec 9, 2014 at 1:10pm
Tomorrow we all go back into rain hibernation, so live it up tonight with anthologysf. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​d​Y​A​Z​C​P
stillgray posted dec 9, 2014 at 10:09am
"The fact that a blogger just doxed U-Va.’s alleged rape victim basically sums up the year in Internet culture” w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​t​h​e​-​i​n​t​e​r​…
i want Abe Lincoln hella swearing at some kind of steam-powered mike
oh internet, bring me the rudest crooner pre-50s.
spladow posted dec 4, 2014 at 4:25pm
I interviewed jllord about Sheetsee, which lets you make visualizations using Google spreadsheets as your database b​u​f​f​.​l​y​/​1​t​Q​R​s​a​5
anildash posted dec 8, 2014 at 2:54pm
My fellow Americans, you have my pledge that in 2015 we will, once and for all, bring an end to 2014.
ncasenmare posted dec 8, 2014 at 12:01pm
Parable of the Polygons is a playable post on how harmless choices can make a harmful world. n​c​a​s​e​.​m​e​/​p​o​l​y​g​o​n​s​/
cottonmice posted dec 7, 2014 at 10:08pm
Meanwhile, in Berkeley.
I love that Nikolai Gogol novel about effete hipsters trying to navigate Home Depot. I am the star of "Dead Souls."
mmm... sweet sweet ieft working drafts: t​o​o​l​s​.​i​e​t​f​.​o​r​g​/​h​t​m​l​/​d​r​a​f​t​-​h​i​l​…
That JG Ballard loves his apocalypse, any kind of apocalypse. Lots of water? "The Drowned World." Not enough? "The Drought."
broderick posted dec 7, 2014 at 11:34pm
I'M DYING: 40,000 Redditors signed a petition to the remove the bible from Target... which they don't even sell.
"I mean, we are all kind of Anonymous, right? We will all die and be forgotten." - cottonmice
rmi posted dec 6, 2014 at 6:04pm
It's cool to celebrate caseyjohnston's masterful smackdown, but please take a moment to read the article too. a​r​s​t​e​c​h​n​i​c​a​.​c​o​m​/​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​/​2​0​1​4​/​…
john_overholt posted dec 6, 2014 at 2:32pm
Book stores, on the other hand, just assume you don't know what you're doing, and want to help.
I have no idea what the inside of a record stores is like, but I assume my comments go double for them.
I just wanted to get Gotham Academy #1 for a gift, not broaden my goddamn horizons.
In comic book stores, I have no idea what I'm doing. When I rip CBRs off the net, no one gives me shit for not knowing what a "trade" is.
We (the royal "we") have had a bit of wine tonight.
skullmandible posted dec 5, 2014 at 8:32pm
burn your animes I Am The New Faith
SwiftOnSecurity posted dec 5, 2014 at 7:53pm
"What do you mean, you the From address can be completely fake? Why would anyone design a system that way? That's stupid." "YES, BUT"
ryanqnorth posted dec 5, 2014 at 11:55pm
HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THIS STAR TREK CHRISTMAS VIDEO y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​R​r​G​4​J​n​…
Also I totally missed that node.js was being forked.
seldo posted dec 4, 2014 at 9:10pm
A wonderful note of sanity from eranhammer on recent node fork activity: h​u​e​n​i​v​e​r​s​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​2​/​0​4​/​b​e​f​…
s​t​r​a​n​g​e​t​h​i​n​k​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​s​e​c​r​e​t​-​h​a​b​i​t​a​t is spooky
louisgray posted dec 3, 2014 at 3:12pm
There's a sinkhole in SF from today's rain. The hole already has multiple bids above the listed price of $3500 /mo.
Vieux Carré is tasty but I cannot pronounce it.
Spent 20 minutes looking at diagrams of parts of the foot. Body are so terrible, ya'll.
BaykdBeans posted dec 2, 2014 at 11:35pm
safety posted dec 2, 2014 at 12:06pm
Read more about the upcoming improvements to harassment reporting and block here: b​l​o​g​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​b​u​i​l​d​i​n​g​-​….
thelindywest posted dec 2, 2014 at 9:58am
I Believe Shia LaBeouf t​h​e​g​u​a​r​d​i​a​n​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​m​m​e​n​t​i​s​f​r​e​e​/​…
used tequila instead of rum in c​o​c​k​t​a​i​l​s​.​a​b​o​u​t​.​c​o​m​/​o​d​/​r​u​m​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​/​…, is pretty tasty
Golfball stuck in midair, I wonder if this infinite golf world is only a simulation of the real, infinite golf world.
mondays m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​1​P​N​T via @chimp_mcghoul
For Cyber Monday, I'm dressed like a Wes Anderson film about the 2020s, or a Ridley Scott film set in ~1986.
NMamatas posted dec 1, 2014 at 10:40am
If you die on Cyber Monday, you die in real life.
ckolderup posted nov 30, 2014 at 11:51pm
Can't sleep I'm so excited to see what kind of Cyber Monday deals there are on the ATM at the bagel place tomorrow
homemade veggie sushi: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​1​P​5​O
Check out my new chapbook wall! m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​1​P​5​J
indiegamehunter I am not an indie games developer, so you probably don't want me on t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​i​e​g​a​m​e​h​u​n​t​e​…
indiegamemag posted nov 29, 2014 at 10:00am
The Joylancer: Legendary Motor Knight Preview – True Joy g​o​o​.​g​l​/​f​b​/​N​3​m​m​x​C #indiegame #IGM
christinelove posted nov 28, 2014 at 6:16pm
I predict that in 2041, corporate holiday "Thanksgiving 28" will overwrite "Christmas 1" on our calendars.
My company's holiday calendar calls today "Thanksgiving 2." I am 2 Thankful 2 Furious: Turkey Drift.
awolfalways devildoc035 lovesgnomes thanksgiving day miracle: b​o​r​e​d​p​a​n​d​a​.​c​o​m​/​c​a​r​t​o​o​n​-​a​n​i​m​e​-​…
a​d​v​e​n​t​u​r​e​t​i​m​e​f​o​r​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​S​m​i​t​h​.​h​t​m​l is so amazing I just cannot even.
Mary Shelley wrote an apocalyptic sci fi novel!!! g​u​t​e​n​b​e​r​g​.​o​r​g​/​e​b​o​o​k​s​/​1​8​2​4​7
Cheeky Frawg's epub of "Tainaron" is better formatted for small screens like smartphones: c​h​e​e​k​y​f​r​a​w​g​.​c​o​m​/​c​a​t​a​l​o​g​u​e​.​h​t​m​l
As is traditional, remember to leave a copy of u​n​s​o​l​i​c​i​t​e​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​p​8​/​G​r​e​a​t​… out for Santa on Christmas Eve.
"Tainaron" by Leena Krohn is amazing, and available for free: j​u​s​.​u​i​o​.​n​o​/​s​i​s​u​/​t​a​i​n​a​r​o​n​.​…
"...and I'm too busy collecting all the Pokemans to give an electric rat's ass." b​u​z​z​f​e​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​o​i​f​e​l​o​c​k​h​a​r​t​/​…
NBCNews posted nov 25, 2014 at 11:10pm
Ferguson pastor suspects white supremacists burned Michael Brown's father's church n​b​c​n​e​w​s​.​t​o​/​1​H​F​g​z​X​S
rustyk5 posted nov 25, 2014 at 9:45pm
Probably everyone saw it but bijanstephen broke our hearts in Tabs today f​a​s​t​c​o​l​a​b​s​.​c​o​m​/​3​0​3​9​0​9​4​/​t​o​d​a​y​-​…
"Works when you need it" is the feature I keep coming back to.
OutOfMilk unshared my shopping list 3 times, then deleted all the items the third time I tried to reshare. Replaced it with a spreadsheet.
officialjaden posted nov 25, 2014 at 3:21pm
Currently Going Through Customs Even Though I Was Born On This Planet.
"someone's response to being blocked on social media nearly always proves why they should be blocked on social media" m​e​t​a​f​i​l​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​1​4​4​8​1​3​/​I​n​t​e​r​n​e​…
Three-word horror story: Walgreen's Pre-made Sushi
What do you call that layer of gunk on the top of the bottle of liqueur you left open for a week? The Slime of the Ancient Marnier!
Pretty sure I had brunch at this h​i​p​s​t​e​r​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​.​n​a​m​e entry last week.
patrickklepek posted nov 22, 2014 at 10:26am
Republican-lead committee spends two years investigating Benghazi, finds nothing, releases findings on Friday night. m​o​t​h​e​r​j​o​n​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​k​e​v​i​n​-​d​r​u​m​/​2​0​1​…
LukeVivier posted nov 21, 2014 at 1:56pm
Today's JavaScript LOL is from the AtomEditor changelog (last entry).
Tell them I wanted to die this way, playing golf out on the generative sands.
Current status:
PlanetofFinks posted nov 21, 2014 at 5:29pm
Thank you mallelis for introducing me to the most interesting page on the internet. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​C​a​t​e​g​o​r​y​:​…
dmccarthy7 posted nov 21, 2014 at 1:14pm
Every time you use “rock star” to refer to someone who’s good at drafting legal memos or using Javascript, Axl Rose destroys a hotel room
pharmasean posted jun 12, 2013 at 2:38pm
If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza.
PlanetofFinks posted nov 21, 2014 at 10:21am
And now, another installment in our hilarious series, regular people read mean tweets about themselves, silently, alone at home.
So, I manually classified 10k stories on whether they were about cats being rescued. Ah, college.
I accidentally chose what the pros call a "novel data set," so I had to train it myself.
In college, I wrote a naive Bayesian classifier for whether an article was about kittens being rescued.
freebsdgirl if you still need data classifiers, I'd be happy to donate an hour or two.
Always Summer, Never Christmas!
I thought I hated DST, but its really the nonDST winter schedule I dislike. I actually *love* DST, and wish it never ended.
eevee posted nov 18, 2014 at 7:52pm
g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​r​a​i​l​s​/​r​a​i​l​s​/​i​s​… rails not accepting patches just in case legacy code relies on the plural of "human" being "humen"
0xabad1dea posted nov 18, 2014 at 1:15pm
EFF, Mozilla, etc apparently are launching their own CA l​e​t​s​e​n​c​r​y​p​t​.​o​r​g Appears to be keybase-style proof of server control
anatotitan posted nov 18, 2014 at 12:06pm
Holy moly Spacekatgal is my hero. Listen to monteiro & jessiechar's great interview w/ her on Let's Make Mistakes. m​u​l​e​r​a​d​i​o​.​n​e​t​/​m​i​s​t​a​k​e​s​/​1​4​7​/
whispersystems posted nov 18, 2014 at 10:46am
We've partnered with WhatsApp to provide end-to-end encryption for WhatsApp users by default: w​h​i​s​p​e​r​s​y​s​t​e​m​s​.​o​r​g​/​b​l​o​g​/​w​h​a​t​s​a​p​p​/
Trapped in a musical time vortex, AMA.
Shocking no one, I have discovered that Aphex Twin is pretty neat.
davidsgallant hyperlinks in epub are awkward in most ereaders. books like Infinite Jest or e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​T​o​_​B​e​_​o​r​_​… were not fun to e-read
samusclone posted nov 17, 2014 at 11:04pm
I made a sad game about my Twitter experience. You can download the file here & open it in a web browser to play it: d​r​o​p​b​o​x​.​c​o​m​/​s​/​2​6​k​2​h​3​r​2​3​f​l​v​…
If the CATlateral Damage demo is anything to go by, I am the chosen one.
Just found Danger Doom, and of course it's magical.
Danger Mouse == Gnarls Barkley == Broken Bells == I guess I've only ever liked one band? e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​D​a​n​g​e​r​_​M​o​…
Definitely crying over a videogame trailer k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​g​o​d​a​t​… . I take back those things I said about wanting games to be art.
charles_yu posted nov 5, 2014 at 9:51am
In which my family and I venture to Buffalo Wild Wings: t​h​e​m​o​r​n​i​n​g​n​e​w​s​.​o​r​g​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​/​b​u​f​f​a​l​… via @themorningnews
Bitocks are like Bitcoins, but they take only 10 minutes to make, and then you have something to eat instead of Pretend Internet Dollars.
I made Bitocks a la Russe:
Okay but I still love it. Every book should have all of its characters be totally into all he over characters.
spladow and you think you're ready to be a mousefather?!
spladow rodent lifehack: leave pizza on a plate on your floor for a few days. leave it there longer.
Not to mention the relationship graph makes Torchwood seem easy to follow.
I'm having trouble with "Glory on the Thunder". The characters don't seem tricky; they seem indistinct.
slpsys yr new twitter name is p. great
fromsmiling posted nov 14, 2014 at 5:23pm
FRAIL SHELLS is DONE! (f​r​o​m​s​m​i​l​i​n​g​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​f​r​a​i​l​-​s​h​e​l​l​s) The game I made over the past week for #7dfps is out~ Check it out!
spladow posted nov 14, 2014 at 10:32am
This week I interviewed Tumblr's own missambear about her content platform for women, femsplain! b​u​f​f​.​l​y​/​1​E​D​b​S​J​V
Yeah? Well, I got out of bed and made it to the nearest coffee without dying. Your move, comet lander.
mallelis posted nov 12, 2014 at 11:31pm
"All of your exes are lined up and doing the dishes when you get home." At Last, You're Wearing The Right Bra Size | t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​1​/​1​2​/​y​o​u​…
oh nooo the vanity mirror in this hotel room shows you what you'd look like in HD and it's terrible
. cottonmice: "this game is all about the alluring yet oppressive presence of the past!" *flails arms excitedly*
Learned all my dance moves from the music video to that Shia song.
fortes posted nov 9, 2013 at 7:57pm
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
Join the Dewritos Corps, where you will consume Dewritos/try to make our enemies consume Dewritos.
I was trying to think up a Dewritos/US Army mashup, when cottonmice pointed out that Dewritos probably can already kill people.
Oh wow, it's by the same guy who made b​r​a​v​e​m​u​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​m​a​t​u​l​r​e​m​r​i​t , that amazing Dwarf Fortress fanfic.
and don't worry, you can choose a "Boy Meets Tractor" ending, as is traditional
hypertext story "The Domovoi" talks about a bit or Russian that is new to me b​r​a​v​e​m​u​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​m​o​v​o​i
Kentucky Route Zero, aka Talking About Ghosts Simulator.
davidsgallant sorry, only two tweetdeck + blocking bugs I could find
davidsgallant tweetdeck still shows blocked users in search results, and maybe shows blocked users in lists you subscribe to
English is weird, yall g​r​a​m​m​a​r​p​h​o​b​i​a​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​1​/​a​…
TRONMAXIMUM woo congrats on Joylancer getting on steam!!!
A fancy hamburger place opened a block from my house. The struggle is real: c​d​n​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​1​1​D​F​8
Today's jam: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​I​g​L​q​g​l​…
lol Evestus and then Owl City on this mix created by a computer. My music library is such a horrorshow.
doctorow posted nov 7, 2014 at 10:44am
How love and integrity made Welcome to Night Vale a massive success b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​1​/​0​7​/​h​o​w​… /pls RT!
tommchenry posted nov 7, 2014 at 12:17am
Trying to remember all the stock type manga characters: the cool one, the dumb one, the zany doctor, the hacker, Pulcinella, Arlequino.
AmyDentata though that is probably just be setting it up wrong. Either way, monthly is easier to wrap my head around.
AmyDentata I like monthly. Few of the people I support per article get anywhere near the monthly caps I set up, most below 50%.
breehn posted nov 6, 2014 at 9:10pm
Bee and PuppyCat is OUT y'all i​o​9​.​c​o​m​/​t​w​o​-​n​e​w​-​e​p​i​s​o​d​…
evilhag posted nov 6, 2014 at 7:24pm
WHY #grumpycatsworstchristmasever ??ANSWER: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​j​m​e​F​5​z​E​N​p​M​o
b​l​u​e​s​w​e​a​t​s​h​i​r​t​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​f​a​n​t​a​s​t​i​c​-​w​i​t​c​… looks so amazing!
*everyone switches to cat shirts and I'm no longer hip* me: aw yiss, cat shirts
I picked up a dislike for plaid going to school in Vermont, glad I accidentally missed the boat here: i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​Z​U​y​B​Z​M​t
I'd be more into a​m​a​z​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​o​c​/​e​c​h​o if it was shaped like a menacing gargoyle, just a free tip.
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt up in your Gilmore Girls fanfic.
mmm tasty space shoes t​o​m​s​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​n​/​g​a​l​a​x​y​-​m​e​n​…
"Look to the Lady" is the best Campion two-parter. I will fight you.
EricaJoy posted nov 4, 2014 at 11:18pm
I just published “The Other Side of Diversity” m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​@​e​r​i​c​a​j​o​y​/​1​b​b​3​… My life, my truth.
molleindustria posted nov 4, 2014 at 10:22am
I took a DADA manifesto and replaced every instance of DADA with BIG DATA because m​o​l​l​e​i​n​d​u​s​t​r​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​f​i​l​e​s​/​B​I​G​-​D​A​T​A​…
too sleepy to look up all these candidates for the election tomorrow. I need a "Nap-In" ballot.
mistydemeo posted nov 3, 2014 at 9:09pm
I call this “Sonic & Knuckles in 32X, but dog” RT dogpictbotneo:
davidsgallant found it! d​a​v​i​d​s​g​a​l​l​a​n​t​.​c​o​m​/​a​p​o​c​l​a​t​e​r​.​h​t​m​l
davidsgallant that title is amazing omg
If we accidentally created a Paper Currency Maximizer w​i​k​i​.​l​e​s​s​w​r​o​n​g​.​c​o​m​/​w​i​k​i​/​P​a​p​e​r​c​l​i​p​…, would we even notice?
Just watched "Totoro" for the first time. I have so many feelings.
lovesgnomes nicest thing I've heard all week
Wolfe: "'Dark soul' is an odd phrase for a psychologist." Hibbard: "I read poetry weekends."
emilyterrible DamianSommer played the Yawhg today, it was beautiful! Thanks for making it!
social contract slasher film
His friends thought he might've ghosted. The only thing left was an illegible napkin scrawl: "roanoke."
When you code alone, you pair program with Hitler!
I tired to use e​g​a​r​d​e​p​e​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​t​e​c​h​n​o​c​c​u​l​t to get the grumpy cat christmas movie early, but all I got was this existential dread.
brb, quitting job, buying tv, buying cable subscription: t​v​l​i​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​1​/​0​1​/​g​r​u​…
"When they ran out of bombs they dropped railroad ties." I'm just going to be over here drowning in feels, how is your Sunday?
TheDoubleclicks posted oct 28, 2014 at 6:12pm
Just backed "Night Witches": a tabletop RPG about Soviet airwomen during World War Two by the ppl who made FIASCO!! k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​b​u​l​l​y​…
I am now the proud own of a habanero plant, named Mean Old Stagger Lee.
According to my profile, I've indicated 7,000 different tweets are my favorite. I am lying to some of you.
My life is a series of "Blue Oyster Cult" cover bands.
I spend most of my day telling cottonmice to steal cute internet pets for me. This is what "tech work" means, right?
Superchair14 posted oct 31, 2014 at 12:00am
#NameThreeGames 1. Games Earl Jones 2. Games Bond 3. Games Franco
'cause I ain't no halloween girl
davidsgallant until I clicked on "parent" I couldn't even tell if the comment was pro- or anti-... anything.
HiddenPinky posted oct 14, 2014 at 11:24pm
Your password must contain at least two female characters who talk to each other about something other than a man.
My commute brought to you by a Series of Sportfortunate Events
nrrrdcore posted oct 29, 2014 at 8:12pm
.femfreq is going to be on The Colbert Report TONIGHT t​h​e​m​a​r​y​s​u​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​n​i​t​a​-​s​a​r​k​e​e​s​i​… 👌
current status: h​a​t​e​s​.​c​o​m​p​u​t​e​r
lolcatstevens 1337p337 Sue Grafton's newest novel: "F is for Fish Ghosts"
lolcatstevens 1337p337 Anemone at the Gates?
lolcatstevens 1337p337 "Damn it Jim, I'm a sturgeon, not a warp core technician!"
lolcatstevens posted oct 27, 2014 at 5:55pm
1337p337 5000lobsters read more in the archive of Edgar Allan Roe
1337p337 cottonmice's gps programs sometimes get stuck on a loop where they make her cross and recross the Bay Bridge, because fishghosts
1337p337 the ones who were crushed by all the garbage we poured into the bay to make treasure island, was what I was thinking
mikesacco posted oct 26, 2014 at 11:16pm
Andy Warhol was designed to be an evil twin of Andy Marhol before going on to star in his own games, such as Warhol Land and WarholWare
Sneak peek of cottonmice and my halloween costumes this year:
A Lisa Frank dolphin sticker can cover a multitude of sins.
Mind like a steel trap. So many critters' legs caught in my mind.
I like big bells bells bells bells bells bells bells.
I whistled for a cab and, when it came near, the license plate said "nevermore" and there were dice in the mirror.
I want to join the bitcoin party so late it's just me, FBI sting operations, and someone from the estate of Cory Doctorow.
are bitcoins retro abandonware yet? is there a newsletter that will tell me when they gain aol-chat-room hipster cachet?
kg_ubu posted oct 25, 2014 at 10:06am
My class, called "Wasting time on the Internet," will be offered Penn next semester: e​n​g​l​i​s​h​.​u​p​e​n​n​.​e​d​u​/​C​o​u​r​s​e​s​/​U​n​d​e​r​g​…
ibogost posted oct 25, 2014 at 10:12am
so much depends upon a gold wheel barrow doing skateboard tricks on a web video s​p​l​o​i​d​.​g​i​z​m​o​d​o​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​i​s​-​g​u​y​-​u​s​i​n​g​…
Hell is other people's short story ideas.
She blacked out somewhere in the middle of my pitch for a story about fish ghosts on treasure island--I have a good feeling about this one.
. cottonmice's brainstorming process: she asks me for ideas, and my terrible ideas cause her to reach a fugue state, where Art happens.
Did you know: baseball is a story about nine lost boys, struggling to find their way home?
Did you know: Ramanujan's notebooks contained an indepedant derivation of the rules for modern baseball?
Did you know: the baseball league structure was inspired by the Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror"?
so the a's and the giant's could only compete in that one match, and only if they both won against their arbitrary subsets?
but that's the only time national and american leagues interact?
wait so there's two overlapping leagues owner by the same corp, and the world series is a showoff between winners from both leagues?
I imagine twitter in 2117 will mainly be used for warning your friends of approaching Dog Lords.
The next transit of Venus will start on December 11th, 2117 at 23:58 UTC. See you there.
knifesex posted oct 24, 2014 at 8:33pm
arrakis spice latte
e​n​.​m​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​R​ü​p​p​e​l​l​'​s​… flies higher than Mt. Everest.
I have no idea what that windows93 thing is, but I know it's magical.
jankenpopp posted oct 24, 2014 at 1:25pm
ONLINE NOW : w​i​n​d​o​w​s​9​3​.​n​e​t LIVE KEYNOTE AT 20:00 HERE : b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​u​Q​v​b​K​v
TakeThatDarwin posted oct 24, 2014 at 12:31pm
I'm on a paleo diet. I only eat glyptodonts, saber-toothed cats, mammoths, and ground sloths. I am SO HUNGRY.
ibogost posted oct 23, 2014 at 6:53pm
"Disturbed" is an anagram of "Subreddit"
strngwys posted oct 23, 2014 at 1:14am
god damn sexy raccoons RT power_crystals:
RealBenGilbert posted oct 22, 2014 at 12:02pm
I wrote this piece about the trailer for "Hatred" and why you might feel crappy about it: e​n​g​a​d​g​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​0​/​2​2​/​h​a​t​… Big thanks to adrianchm!
kennwhite posted oct 22, 2014 at 10:24pm
Confirmed on new test server: Verizon injects device-level tracking headers to *all* sites I visit, despite opt out.
lindsaydevon posted oct 22, 2014 at 7:57pm
Got my pic taken for a thing today. Here were my accidental poses: Cowgirl on Ghost Horse; Arrested; Are These My Hands?; Scared Beyoncé.
I don't understand how keyboard cat works. does it take two hands? where do these tiny shirts come from?
cottonmice posted oct 22, 2014 at 7:38pm
Boyfriend just referred to my current mode of dress as "Manic Pumpkin Dream Girl." So that's where I'm at with the whole fall thing.
noahhrs spladow can send you one, need email address.
Too sick to order pizza. Really glad I didn't try to crawl into work today.
Shia Surprise!
davisac1 posted oct 22, 2014 at 12:16pm
*yawns* Oh, the Shia LeBeouf song has a video now, that's cool. *watches* *WATCHES* *WATCHES FOREVER* y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​o​0​u​4​M​6​…
This cat is majestic: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​1​4​Q​T
The New York Times is renaming it "The Roxane Gay Sells All the Books, Okay" List #RoxaneGayFacts
Roxane Gay is the editor of 100% of the world's journals #RoxaneGayFacts
naughtysecrets posted oct 21, 2014 at 2:35pm
I was skeptical but the Circle of Cat Binding is Real Magic
Someone checking their xanga blog while trying to drive in the rain is going to crash into my car and kill us both, but still woo rain!
woo it's raining in the bay!
auntiepixelante yes!
negatendo posted oct 20, 2014 at 11:35pm
I love how this game flips the theme of tower defense away from killing aliens with lasers! s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​… (via glassbottommeg)
jennschiffer posted oct 20, 2014 at 10:19am
friday night I posted v​a​r​t​.​i​n​s​t​i​t​u​t​e​/​m​a​g​r​i​t​t​e - check it out if you're one of those "no computer on weekends" types
Criminal Moons: Inigo Montoya is a sexy teen werewolf detective
I was a paranormal teen romance.
He make shoes for dog. 🎵 he's a pitbull farrier 🎵 y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​V​f​4​3​w​…
The latest Night Vale has a tiramisu recipe with a psychoactive amount of nutmeg. NV wiki is going to be all "spiders eating the colors."
"deserts" in "just deserts" is a sexy Anne Rice word vampire, brooding about in a world that fears and loves its shiny hair.
"deserts" in "just deserts" is a beautiful word dinosaur, stomping through modern LA, all confused.
Jon_Dickman probably! I bet when Guy Fieri make Aurora Sauce it doesn't taste like shit, so that's one way me and Guy are different.
The replies on t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​/​s​t​a​t​u​s​… are hilarious. This bumbling, megalomaniacal company is so darn cute.
Who has two thumbs and has Opinions about French Sauces?
All trashing m​o​r​e​t​h​a​n​g​o​u​r​m​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​o​u​r​-​f​a​m​i​l​y​-​r​e​c​… for using a store-bought white sauce instead of normandy sauce from scratch.
I'm only like 4 pages into "French Cooking in Ten Minutes" and I'm already putting on airs.
Pretty mad this new Alien thing is some kind of Interactive Friendship Rules System instead of another movie.
startled I will wish you a happy birthday, even though you didn't use your Special Birthday Boy powers to make my emoji dreams come true.
Where is my goddamn burrito emoji?
"...most #GamerGate supporters simply don't care if they share a movement with hardcore misogynists." b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​s​D​9​P​E​o
ChrisWarcraft posted oct 13, 2014 at 12:46pm
Congrats #Gamergate'rs! You've officially met all the criteria to be a hate group! Well done! j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​g​a​m​e​r​g​a​t​e​-​t​r​o​l​…
hmason posted oct 9, 2014 at 8:16pm
TIL that the phrase software "patch" is from a physical patch applied to Mark 1 paper tape to modify the program.
catallman posted oct 9, 2014 at 2:36pm
#GHC14 Alan Eustace is reversing the Male Allies Panel "you talk and I listen." 2pm today west 201 board room.
meowrobot posted oct 9, 2014 at 12:35pm
💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍, 🍌 📞
spladow posted oct 9, 2014 at 11:24pm
Wooooh! I Had Ten Dollars returns from hiatus with @caseykolderup talking about Lonecraft. b​u​f​f​.​l​y​/​1​s​e​n​H​n​k
cooking in cast iron skillets as a source of iron, wacky g​o​a​s​k​a​l​i​c​e​.​c​o​l​u​m​b​i​a​.​e​d​u​/​d​o​e​s​-​c​o​o​k​i​n​g​-​c​…
concernedfems posted oct 8, 2014 at 10:15pm
Whoever just called BINGO I love you forever 💖💛💙💜💚❤️💖 #ghc14 #ghcmanwatch
I rate it 5/5 in terms of recreating the original feels
played t​i​l​d​e​.​c​l​u​b​/​~​c​o​r​t​e​x​/​j​s​/​t​i​l​… for ~20 seconds, already losing consciousness from rage
codewytch thanks!
straw poll: is "werewolfram alpha" too technical for a halloween name, or just right?
vogon posted oct 8, 2014 at 5:40pm
IBM Watson's question answering service is bullshit imo
fatneckbeardguy so true, demonstrated by an ad network with a huge amount of impressions but low inventory (so many free subreddit ads).
sir__robin posted oct 7, 2014 at 12:06pm
Giddy with excitement about HBO's forthcoming adaptation of MargaretAtwood's Maddaddam trilogy.
Log Horizon is back! I can finally stop the Dance of Sorrow, legs were getting tired.
Hoping implicit-association senpai notices me (with lower latency than senpai noticing other ppl of course).
Implicit-association test is some fucking amazing experiment design: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​I​m​p​l​i​c​i​t​-​…
Paging 1337p337 y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​G​Z​x​-​L​J​…
I don't know if my heart can handle it, but moar Twin Peaks is happening: d​e​a​d​l​i​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​0​/​t​w​i​n​-​p​…
startled I'm glad you're into to. I heard sleep was for dead people, anyway.
the hours without Lift or the Machine Gun were less fun, I'd like the game better if it started with enough things unlocked.
about 6 hours into coop playthrough of destiny. it seems like my character gained enough powers/weapons to be fun ~lvl 9.
emotica is a short, fun game about emoticons: a​u​n​t​i​e​p​i​x​e​l​a​n​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​m​o​t​i​c​a​/
is it weird that this abstract notation makes an idea click for me? I feel like the "words" part of the my brain doesn't work as well.
eevee posted oct 4, 2014 at 10:22pm
and i fucking hate when people do this, because it doesn't matter if X is /more/ consistent with ¬Y. effectively, Y → (X → Y). a tautology.
ugh I got all excited about b​b​q​.​a​b​o​u​t​.​c​o​m​/​o​d​/​b​a​r​b​e​c​u​e​s​a​u​… but it is not my jam.
"bamboo paddle or butter knife" like those are equally common items b​l​u​e​b​o​t​t​l​e​c​o​f​f​e​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​e​p​a​r​a​t​i​o​n​-​g​u​…
startled trying to make b​l​u​e​b​o​t​t​l​e​c​o​f​f​e​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​e​p​a​r​a​t​i​o​n​-​g​u​… . 12 hours is a super long amount of time--can I speed this up with vinegar or something?
ElizSimins OMG, it's literally trying to get you to answer "Aren't you worried about alientating potential allies?" about the site itself.
2 9's of uptime m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​V​O​2
My own private t​i​l​d​e​.​c​l​u​b, where I stop the wrong ec2 instance and spend friday night getting it running again.
backed, but not because I want bear senpai to notice me or anything k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​1​2​8​6​0​…
killscreen posted oct 3, 2014 at 3:30pm
Damian Sommer’s chess breaks what may’ve already been broken k​l​l​s​.​c​r​/​1​v​C​6​q​V​l
To be fair, Internet people are pretty much the worst: d​n​a​i​n​f​o​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​-​y​o​r​k​/​2​0​1​4​1​…
The guy who sits in the dark on a nearby porch and makes cat noises near my window is not my favorite.
"Tacocat backwards is tacocaT" - ufez m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​T​Y​F
evilpez4 posted sep 30, 2014 at 8:36pm
Whoever's naming the adoptable kitties at the SPCA is on fire.
Twitter strips emoji out of names? There goes my awesome plan to be 👻🐖
PlanetofFinks posted sep 30, 2014 at 8:12pm
tonitonirocca SuzanEraslan fetishization of some nonexistent golden age of "being a gentleman" focusing on hats dudes used to wear.
Just like in fast food, the idealized does not fit reality: t​h​e​a​w​l​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​9​/​u​b​e​r​-​o​…
The idealized Uber worker is the idealized fast food employee, time-shifted half a decade.
ecin_gnihtaseod posted sep 30, 2014 at 1:42am
*flips the pillow to the colder side* nice
My new hobby: laughing at Booth's unfunny jokes, loudly, to annoy cottonmice
startled y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​6​G​4​X​7​…
If this was a variety of sauce, a reasonable complaint might be that the sauce is thin.
h​e​a​r​t​a​c​h​e​s​i​s​t​e​r​s​.​c​o​m are awsm
Home-made sourdough bread, still warm from the oven. Smear of butter on top, sprinkle of black truffle salt. Better than brunch---I said it!
There are only 8 kinds of people, and one of them rocks a red dye job, Tom Cruise's jacket, and a smoking device from the Phantom Menace.
I feel like I tweet about that e-cig kid every time I BART over here. Is it the same kid every time?
I propose renaming 80% of SFs neighborhoods "Little Internet Coupon Startup."
I call bullshit on parts of Little Italy more than a block away from a place that sells cheese wrapped in meat.
Props to the kid with the red hair, bomber jacket and e-cig. The future has never looked so cool.
Manhattans like a big old Neal Stephenson hug.
"The Interval" has a great cocktail menu, and Brian Eno shit on the walls <333333
It's been a year since the Craft Spirits Festival, but I still feel hungover when I look at Fort Mason.
radiatoryang posted sep 27, 2014 at 12:10pm
I hope Destiny announcer dad will notice me
In "Boyhood," a dog learns, over the course of 11 years, to play basketball.
I'm not too proud to admit I cried a little when Snape killed Dumbledore in "Boyhood: Year 6."
The end of "Boyhood" was so jarring--how could those motorcycle rednecks just gun him down like that?
It's a little freaky at the end of "Boyhood" when he finds that monolith near Jupiter and tells us it's all made of stars.
I peeled the cover off, and "Boyhood" is secretly just that 6-VHS "Lawrence of Arabia" set I never watched at mom's house.
mcclure111 posted sep 26, 2014 at 6:13pm
TeaMichelle posted sep 26, 2014 at 11:48pm
Holy crap found a Sister Spit 1998 van diary online! Super amazing! W/ captaindingbat Blisick SiniAnderson +more! s​i​s​t​e​r​s​p​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​9​8​l​o​g​.​h​t​m​l
"He'd murder dead things if science would let him." a​c​h​e​w​o​o​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​?​d​a​t​e​…
jennschiffer posted sep 25, 2014 at 4:21pm
new vertical on the bocoup company blog: wilto and i talk web dev nutrition tips
[commute] m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​Q​P​8
My stomach is a graveyard, with a whole section marked out for the Pizza Roll family.
e​a​s​y​c​h​i​r​p​.​c​o​m is a web client for twitter that focuses on a11y. Liking it so far :)
woofycakes posted sep 24, 2014 at 6:49pm
5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order c​l​i​c​k​h​o​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​/​5​-​s​e​c​r​… via @clickhole
It's cool that the makers e​l​l​o​.​c​o​/​w​t​f​/​p​o​s​t​/​a​b​o​u​t​… choose to pay out of pocket to keep it running. Doesn't make other sites evil tho.
Hey look a review a of cottonmice's book: e​n​t​r​o​p​y​m​a​g​.​o​r​g​/​h​e​r​-​k​i​n​d​-​o​f​-​d​r​…
"And if you put your phone in your back pocket and sit on it, I’m not sure what to tell you." loooooooool d​a​r​i​n​g​f​i​r​e​b​a​l​l​.​n​e​t​/​l​i​n​k​e​d​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​9​…
StephLauren posted sep 23, 2014 at 4:42pm
Ooof RT kkestler: Looks like an espn @scorecenter dev somewhere is having a tough day
Cheese it, spladow, they're on to us!
ADACTIVITY posted sep 22, 2014 at 5:08pm
puppytube MammonMachine Into this new conspiracy for 2014 #thetruthisoutthere
jennschiffer posted sep 22, 2014 at 10:40am
super excited to launch this new project that merges 3 things i like to do: writing, code, and art. check out v​a​r​t​.​i​n​s​t​i​t​u​t​e
Every character in Destiny spladow plays gets a special class ability: Super Run Away.
Backup joke: this bird is Ambrose Monk because he's afraid of leaving the house and this season would be more compelling without him.
I'm naming this bird Nero Wolfe, because it never leaves the house and solves mysteries. Except it doesn't solve mysteries.
jennschiffer posted sep 18, 2014 at 12:05pm
boroughgramming @Brooklyn_js! (@ 61 Local in Brooklyn, NY w/ ohhoe) s​w​a​r​m​a​p​p​.​c​o​m​/​j​e​n​n​s​c​h​i​f​f​e​r​/​c​…
That's some quality Bones humor, only 4 years too late to be topical.
"Oh no, the Gravedigger has buried the writing staff!" -- me, watching Bones 5x04
gene_wood thanks!
spladow m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​M​P​B
spladow w​a​s​t​e​d​t​a​l​e​n​t​.​c​a​/​c​o​m​i​c​/​d​o​g​e​-​l​y​f​e
plante posted sep 17, 2014 at 11:35pm
I wrote erotic poetry using nothing but quotes from iPhone 6 reviews t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​9​/​1​7​/​6​3​3​4​…
arealliveghost posted sep 16, 2014 at 1:03am
I can't believe b​a​b​y​d​o​g​.​c​o​m costs $60. for that much money I could buy a real baby dog and train it to grow up into a website
PubeGoldberg posted sep 7, 2014 at 6:37pm
@CarbyKong King_Darian if cool ranch was really cool it wouldnt need to state it
1337p337 p​b​s​.​t​w​i​m​g​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​d​i​a​/​B​w​8​5​i​5​f​C​…
Wait, Berlin did *what* to smuggle himself into the country? He could have just paid Reddington for that in 1x01!
All shooting at stuff and bumping into walls in their "ooh I have a rocket ship you won't get for 30 minutes" rocket ships.
Least favorite part of Destiny: these nerds who are not in my party, who still somehow show up on missions.
JermHimselfish posted sep 13, 2014 at 10:26pm
Her hair was long, like a Maroon 5 song. Her eyes shined like 2 songs by Maroon 5. I tried to speak but all that came out was Maroon 5 songs
anildash posted sep 13, 2014 at 5:21pm
At xoxo, ethan_diamond explains that Bandcamp worked from a public library for its first 4 years. Public commons power entrepreneurship.
monicabyrne13 posted sep 13, 2014 at 11:56pm
This Former NASA Intern Just Wrote The Best Sci-Fi Book of the Year y​e​s​m​a​g​a​z​i​n​e​.​o​r​g​/​h​a​p​p​i​n​e​s​s​/​t​h​i​s​… yesmagazine
the number out of base
"the colour out of space" except it's a number in a non-decimal base
Trying to autotag names in posts causes users to accidentally send messages to people they didn't mean to.
sunghu posted sep 12, 2014 at 10:13am
Grandmothers are accidentally tagging themselves as Grandmaster Flash on Facebook. i​n​d​e​p​e​n​d​e​n​t​.​c​o​.​u​k​/​n​e​w​s​/​w​e​i​r​d​-​n​e​w​…
♬ keep a little horse head mask in your soul ♬
samusclone posted sep 11, 2014 at 11:44pm
"Out of 84,796 articles published by the video-game press in 2013, 0.44% talk about feminism," via MorganRamsay: s​t​o​r​i​f​y​.​c​o​m​/​M​o​r​g​a​n​R​a​m​s​a​y​/​h​…
Fengxii posted sep 10, 2014 at 4:55pm
Oh shit studiooleomingu's Rituals is finished!! Oh shit!! o​l​e​o​m​i​n​g​u​s​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​r​i​t​u​a​l​s
Right when I got to work, "The Sound of Silence" started playing on my headphones. Had to switch tracks--Too Real for before lunch.
1337p337 m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​I​U​3
spladow there is totally a metal axle in that yoyo we were playing with yesterday: y​o​-​y​o​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​/​s​i​t​e​… maybe we are not good people?
thejaymo posted sep 9, 2014 at 6:16am
.@Growstuff is running a crowdfunding campaign! Please help support open data for food growers! i​n​d​i​e​g​o​g​o​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​g​r​o​w​s​… via pozorvlak
1337p337 that is some super great bloopy jam. I want to see the unfinished thing when it is a finished thing!
1337p337 wait wat thing?
armst thedaniel guess I have to stay here until I've had allll the sandwiches. I'm p. okay with this.
The best bahn mi is from Xoia in Echo Park. I will fight you.
Scorpios, your horoscope for today: scorpions.
today's horse-related update: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​H​3​T via my_shoes_hurt
Changed car headlight myself. Next up: opinions about sports, grilling.
today in important horse news: 🐎
tqbf posted sep 4, 2014 at 10:34am
This is an amazing piece of reporting. STL’s “suburbs” are more batshit than you could imagine. w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​t​h​e​-​w​a​t​c​h​…
I would parkour the hell out of a Mirror's Edge spinoff for Walter: t​h​e​c​o​n​c​o​u​r​s​e​.​d​e​a​d​s​p​i​n​.​c​o​m​/​r​i​d​e​-​a​l​o​n​g​-​w​i​t​…
I made a GEORF m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​F​A​Z
Based on t​h​e​k​i​t​c​h​n​.​c​o​m​/​h​o​w​-​t​o​-​b​a​k​e​-​a​-​… , I propose: Eon Potatoes--like the slow cooker recipe, but slower.
damn, I am totally outclassed by this culture jammer. just check out all her cool deembroidery tools! l​i​n​d​e​e​g​e​m​b​r​o​i​d​e​r​y​.​c​o​m​/​h​o​w​-​t​o​-​r​e​m​o​v​e​-​…
a page from that secret "how to be an adult" manual everyone else got: j​a​k​e​s​b​b​q​s​a​u​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​_​i​n​f​o​.​p​…
cool youtube -> gif tool, way to support content creation! c​h​r​o​m​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​b​s​t​o​r​e​/​d​e​t​a​i​…
Forget social networks, I only hang out on USDA home canning websites: n​c​h​f​p​.​u​g​a​.​e​d​u​/​p​u​b​l​i​c​a​t​i​o​n​s​/​p​…
scalzi posted sep 1, 2014 at 1:12pm
Awwww. My mom left me a five star review on Amazon.
"I don't think there's such a thing as 'serial killer heaven,'" a hungover cottonmice opines, during Bones 3x01.
"No! Bad raccoon!" I yelled, like a raccoon expert.
auntiepixelante posted aug 31, 2014 at 2:15pm
HEY Y'ALL i won't be at sfzinefest today but copies of ZZT and STAR WENCH will be! buy them at the main table
Full Metal Pony: Friendship is Hell
ElizSimins "We’re a few dozen people talking about a few hundred people" looks like something I'd disagree with if I could parse it.
everyone knows that skeletons aren't real
itchio posted aug 27, 2014 at 5:29pm
Games that hurt people aren’t cool - updates to the itch.io acceptable use policy i​t​c​h​i​o​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​5​9​4​1​5​0​7​8​… #gamedev
This shirt is the cutest. You can tell because it's in the URL: t​e​e​s​p​r​i​n​g​.​c​o​m​/​c​u​t​i​e​s
slpsys I'm adding extremely dilute danger to my life to become immune to death.
Using bungie cords to suspend rarely-used appliances from the ceiling. So far, so good:
albany bulb satan will protect us from earthquakes m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​G​7
a nice town, full of friendly people m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​G​4
6 episodes in, I finally realize that Mr Peanutbutter doesn't have a first name. What, like I was gonna finish a book today?
"Horses can't actually vomit," cottonmice snarks as I watch this new horse cartoon.
davidsgallant dog holding kitten holding soccer ball m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​0​O
BooDooPerson posted aug 22, 2014 at 4:26pm
Taking a selfie with someone in VR is called #BombingTheRift and you need to do it whenever you have the chance now:
thanks, bugs, for saving me from freaking out about things rando medical sites tell me
lol crashed webmd by opening two tabs, filling one out, then closing it and filling out the next tab
This is my "oops, broke someone's server and it's 9pm" jam: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​t​j​K​H​Q​e​…
lovesgnomes and don't forget that ruby starts counting at 1. why? to hurt your feelings. yes, you.
lovesgnomes cottonmice see also: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​S​t​e​v​e​_​E​r​i​…
lovesgnomes I haven't read anything by Steven Erickson. He has the same name as cottonmice's advisor in MFA, and it's the funniest.
5000lobsters aaand they added "DRM-free" to the page. huzzah!
"DRM" doesn't appear anywhere on h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s , can someone who has bought these confirm they are drm-free?
awolfalways lovesgnomes devildoc035 TOO REAL
If you really think about it, "Viva Las Vegas" is one of Kubrick's darkest works.
The camera's framerate is too slow for Ann-Margret's jerky dancing. The whole world is too slow for Ann-Margret's jerky dancing.
As his Italian friend dies, Elvis hips, offscreen, jiggle mournfully.
Elvis staring at cuddling couples for way, way too long.
Also if I wasn't going to pay $100 for frikking sweet dino shoes, I am deffff not paying $300 for boring loafers.
The internet is trying to tell me that it's time to put aside my dreams dinosaur footwear:
auntiepixelante t​o​u​t​b​o​x​.​f​r​/​t​e​l​e​c​h​a​r​g​e​r​_​e​b​… seems to be it
MoreAndAgain posted aug 14, 2014 at 9:06pm
Whoa! That was quick! RT TPM: House Democrat unveils bill to demilitarize local police b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​o​y​h​b​X​P
awyisser posted aug 14, 2014 at 3:03pm
#awyiss apis | i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​Z​O​x​d​9​N​n
mikeBithell 12 EST statement from Missouri Gov c​b​s​n​e​w​s​.​c​o​m​/​v​i​d​e​o​s​/​l​i​v​e​-​v​i​…
SistaToFunky posted aug 14, 2014 at 11:41pm
Reports: Gov. Nixon to remove St. Louis County police from Ferguson s​a​l​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​8​/​1​4​/​r​e​p​… via Salon
MissAlexisK posted aug 14, 2014 at 12:09am
FYI, here is a public list of all reporters/journalists on the ground. t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​k​r​i​s​t​e​n​h​a​r​e​/​l​i​…
On some days I've reported that my jam is something other than y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​4​V​4​I​E​V​… . I apologize for the error.
It is not called a "3 pages of stock photos" report, people.
tl;dr: tech at apple is 20% women.
Happy apple released diversity stats, quietly sobbing that I have to scroll through so much bullshit to read them: a​p​p​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​d​i​v​e​r​s​i​t​y​/
monteiro I can't figure out what format the ebook's in. epub? mobi? pdf?
same: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​4​A​O
spladow first 13 eps will be available on the 19th: c​r​u​n​c​h​y​r​o​l​l​.​c​o​m​/​a​t​t​a​c​k​-​o​n​-​t​i​t​a​n
New job description: I'm that "eeeee" sound that's made when you drive with your emergency brake on.
The blind machine gods carefully rebuilt the world, exactly as it was before.
ashedryden cached: w​e​b​c​a​c​h​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​u​s​e​r​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​.​c​o​m​/​s​e​a​r​c​h​?​q​=​c​a​c​h​e​…
cottonmice lies, damned lies! though one day I'll finally trick you into independently recreating all of RoboCop.
slpsys also have to lol at the req for both "recent grads" and "for experienced traders." just not toooo experienced?
slpsys ageism, I guess?
The new d​o​u​g​h​n​u​t​d​o​l​l​y​.​c​o​m in Berkeley is amazing! I had a bourbon-creme doughnut, and now I know Kung fu.
I want a Rocky sequel, but with the fish fighting its pokemon rival through random movements for hours.
All hail FishNet, our new cybernetic fish overlord.
FioraAeterna posted aug 7, 2014 at 11:57pm
drk spladow I am creeping on yr pizza party Thomas !!
Pentadact posted aug 7, 2014 at 7:21am
Twitch are deleting all your past broadcasts in 3 weeks, and doing a bad job of warning you about it. b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​8​/​0​6​/​t​w​i​…
nievved I first heard about them from you! I have all their stuff from $day_you_mentioned_them, but I'll check to newer jams
This p5.js thing laurmccarthy made is amazing and fun and goofy and amazing: h​e​l​l​o​.​p​5​j​s​.​o​r​g
Couple pages into "The Tiger in the Smoke." If the missing husband turns out to be in that matching band, I will be disappoint.
Today's jam: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​q​t​l​G​x​I​…
Periodic reminder that business models like "ads-based" do not have an intrinsic right to work.
I am cancelling Wednesday: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​1​R​Z
brb, moving to russia to have my cyberfuture that never was m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​1​L​P
slpsys cottonmice we started later, but we caught up fast
PlanetofFinks have you tried *furiously flips through manual* coating yourself in a dry rub and marinating for 4-6 hours?
You're on the niiiiiight BART
She is become Art
This bar is now exceeding its quota of people dressed exactly like Steve Jobs by at least 2.
That said, we can all work together to make this an actual room where makeouts happen. (This message not endorsed by cottonmice Corp)
That's not, like, a euphamism. This bar is just called "the Make Out Room."
. cottonmice is reading tonight at 8, at the Make Out Room.
tinysubversions existing+validationishaaaaard@existing
cottonmice posted jul 17, 2014 at 1:20pm
I reviewed Jac Jemc's "A Different Bed Every Time" for HeavyFeatherRev. Read it here: g​o​o​.​g​l​/​9​R​z​2​X​E
They look on with a Proprietary Interest m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​0​8​E
Donald_Booker ♪ Seth and Riker, sitting in a tree ♪ cree - ee - ee - ee - ee - eeping ♪
lolcatstevens is he some kind of spider creature?!
lolcatstevens oooooohhh mmmmyyyy goooooddddd
2014 update: on rewatching TNG, Riker still seems super creepy
SamanthaZero posted aug 1, 2014 at 12:10pm
I made a new trailer of the Alpha 1 Sentris build, showing the new Canyon colors in motion. Check it out: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​L​M​T​J​y​V​M​i​2​x​A
Capris for my men, and jorts for my horses.
scalzi posted aug 1, 2014 at 12:19pm
And somewhere in a basement, the lone remaining MySpace engineer rubs his hands together and says NOW IT'S DOUG'S TURN TO SHINE
alexhern posted aug 1, 2014 at 11:35pm
So OKCupid’s Been Experimenting On Humans. But Who Hasn’t? c​l​i​c​k​h​o​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​p​o​s​t​/​s​o​-​o​k​…
My religion: rooms with high ceilings, and the part of the rock concert where the crowd sings along.
At an Arcade Fire concert woooo metal
anildash posted jul 30, 2014 at 9:58am
If you'd like to see truth, you should read kfan on Kim Kardashian, and her game, and media, and humans in general: k​f​a​n​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​3​3​0​6​7​9​2​8​…
Donald_Booker probs: 1. the people who designed VBA 2. their supportive programmer parents
Could you imagine a more litigious crowd to piss off? #examsoft
Hot dang, juliepagano is selling Feminist Fire Bees merch: f​i​r​e​b​e​.​e​s​/​s​h​o​p​/
On the other hand, CryptoKids (brought to you by NSA!) is pretty freaky.
On the one hand, suuuuper into whatever the heck a "cyber-cat" is.
seldo posted jul 29, 2014 at 8:15pm
VERY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY: n​s​a​.​g​o​v​/​k​i​d​s​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​h​t​m Featuring the CryptoKids®, a pair of terrifying cyber-cats.
samusclone posted jul 28, 2014 at 10:45am
A lot of ppl don't get why I dislike the endless internet "happy birthday" parade. Finally, someone else gets it: m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​s​s​a​g​e​/​t​h​e​-​i​n​…
mcclure111 put pictures of cats on all but one screen. or on all the screens? I am not good at game advice.
Perception 3x01 is hands down the worst TV I've seen this year.
New Jenny Lewis album!!1! n​p​r​.​o​r​g​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​7​/​2​0​/​3​3​1​…
eevee a watermill lets you harness the power of Poseidon for grinding grains #lifehacks
AlexKara15 posted jul 24, 2014 at 11:05pm
Werster's 1' 51" Pokemon Red any% speed run was beaten - and not by ThePokeBot this time! This 1' 50" run makes WR: p​o​c​k​e​t​m​o​n​s​t​e​r​.​k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​a​-​n​e​w​-​w​o​r​l​d​-​r​e​…
darth pictures of dogs is SO last week. here's a picture of a lobster instead:
This week spladow talked to thricedotted about bots. Bot idea: bot that squeals about how cute these projects are i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​t​h​r​…
seldo posted jul 23, 2014 at 6:00pm
Updated my tech diversity spreadsheet with Twitter's data: d​o​c​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​r​e​a​d​s​h​e​e​t​s​/​d​… By far the worst tech-staff gender imbalance so far.
KidsCoding posted jul 24, 2014 at 2:05pm
And we’re off! #KidsCodeJeunesse was broken into and we’ve lost some precious filming equipment. Please help! i​n​d​i​e​g​o​g​o​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​k​i​d​s​-​…
gersandelf sorry for the notification spam!
spladow n​e​r​d​m​e​r​i​t​b​a​d​g​e​s​.​c​o​m !!
I never want just one Vietnamese coffee, which is bad because I have just one functioning heart.
Have you kissed your favorite #brand on the mouth today?
Made some pretzels from this recipe: f​o​o​d​n​e​t​w​o​r​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​/​a​l​t​o​n​-​…
The part of my commute where I make claims about what's for dinner. Today: I baselessly assert I'm going to eat a steak wrapped in pizza.
jamiekilstein posted jul 22, 2014 at 5:27pm
The internet isn't "just cat pictures." Its filled with so much sad shit, that we post the cat pictures so we don't all sink into depression
m​o​d​e​l​v​i​e​w​c​u​l​t​u​r​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​i​e​c​e​s​/​k​i​l​l​i​n​g​… is great, and every underlined word links to something else great.
I just got an email from fedex with a tracking link that 404'd. fedex: just wait until you have shipping info to email me about it.
Played a game of c​r​y​p​t​o​z​o​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​g​a​m​e​s​/​e​p​i​c​-​s​p​e​… without the "hella yelling the spell names" part. Big mistake--it's totes about hella yelling.
Liquid nitrogen cooking for the first time today: ice cream, oreos, and reeses. This must be what wanting to fry all foods feels like.
how long can you gnaw on pork chop bones before you die? asking for a friend.
Imma let you finish, but N. K. Sandars had one of the best Gilgamesh translations of all time r​o​s​e​m​i​k​e​.​n​e​t​/​q​u​o​t​e​s​/​m​i​s​c​/​e​p​…
If they don't scoff "of course!" when you ask if their translation of Dante is terza rima, don't fuck 'em.
LilaQWeaver posted jul 13, 2014 at 11:17pm
Revising my novel. Here's my cat's contribution: [[[[[ik --I don't know. Seems a little too experimental.
Asked the barefoot college kid walking in circles in the street if he was doing okay. He said "yes," but he meant "yes, geezer."
Loved Psycho Kitty at BEast Crawl today. Check them out: p​s​y​c​h​o​k​i​t​t​y​s​f​.​c​o​m​/​b​a​n​d​_​b​i​o​/
The internet, in pictures:
MammonMachine posted jul 10, 2014 at 8:39pm
Oh yeah pls read my guide to evo, I promise it is on the level! k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​y​o​u​r​-​g​u​i​d​e​-​t​o​-​…
cottonmice posted jul 10, 2014 at 11:56pm
The Man Without Canapes #foodiefiction
xMattieBrice posted jul 8, 2014 at 3:20pm
There is literally nothing useful, poignant, or healthy about decide who gets to identify as what
Arby's™ is an island.
ianinamerica thanks! Good catch on the typo: fixed.
"My name is Arby's™," Odysseus told him.
"I am no man!" yelled Arby's™, as it swung its blade.
corporate herohood
spladow posted jul 3, 2014 at 1:21pm
This week I interviewed medialab's sannabh about Tether, which lets people's memories drift around the world. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​s​a​v​…
jennschiffer posted jul 2, 2014 at 12:11pm
every time a man tells us we should dress for the job we want & not the job we have, I put on my dinosaur onesie
Cate_Gary posted jul 1, 2014 at 12:35pm
I'll take the blue pill. #HobbyLobby #SCOTUS
Jon_Dickman I've been watching "30 Rock," and he was so good at playing Abe Lincoln that I shed eagle tears... in the shape of a flag.
xMattieBrice McPixel
I have no memory of creating this gif.
awolfalways check ur emails. I couldn't find a wagon to sit in, though the shirt stains are approximately the same.
devildoc035 I've been training my whole life for this!
Hurrah for pay-what-you-want, drm-free epubs by Anne McCaffrey and others: s​t​o​r​y​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​c​i​f​i
slpsys for a more eastern philosophy vibe, you could start pronouncing it "tao ta"
The more code I write the more hyped I get to hear about deleting code.
"...pagination, archiving, sharing are all features that cause exponential complexity in design." - ednapiranha i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​j​e​n​…
"It's a joke about the level of discourse on that network," he explained, boringly.
"Deep underground, the rabbits stamp their feet in rage."
textfiles posted jun 9, 2014 at 2:15pm
Huge congratulations to the volunteers of archiveteam for downloading all justintv videos with more than 10 views. (Total size: 10tb)
thomas_violence posted jun 9, 2014 at 6:40pm
wow what a really lovely home it would be a shame for it to be consumed by time and the sea like everything else
"Put HTML is sort of like a social static page generator." - negatendo i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​b​r​e​…
I'll admit to spending too many hours trying to figure out where I could buy this space jacket. Now it's sold out :(
startorialist posted feb 9, 2014 at 5:36pm
In which I steal my style from feliciaday via a gorgeous moto jacket from Funktional4u. -S t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​-​f​F​Q​p​1​6​x​J​L​D​o #sundayselfie
EnnuiPerkins posted jun 2, 2014 at 8:29pm
If you only watch one Nail Art Tutorial Turned Existential Sci-Fi Mystery this year, make it this one. t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​e​R​N​-​t​1​H​e​6​S​w​P
"I have the failing of being a little more sincere in those things than is necessary." - Alceste, a tech worker from the 1600s
pookleblinky not all creepers
eeeeeeee #isslove
christinelove posted jun 2, 2014 at 6:13pm
Okay, god help me, #isslove should now be code complete! Just waiting on legal stuff now
I think Sun Ra's whole deal with Saturn was so we wouldn't notice he was a time traveler y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​f​r​I​r​_​z​…
spladow remember I sent you some cat pictures before you became Internet Famous. when they christen the .spladow gtld I want a discount!
spladow posted may 29, 2014 at 4:33pm
For everyone on the west coast who just woke up, I interviewed kvanscha about her citywide I Spy game, VeoVeo i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​k​a​r​…
Sometimes, when the dog sighs, I get the feeling he's 1.5 meals away from trying to kill and eat me while I sleep.
lmorchard posted may 25, 2014 at 3:08pm
"Alpha male" sounds like everyone would be better waiting until the beta and production releases come around.
More like superFUN sites e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​L​i​s​t​_​o​f​_​S​…
startled and don't forget Nietzsche's touching childhood memoir "My Pet Shrew is Dead, and We Killed Him"
spladow okay, well, you know Merriam and Webster were reptilians, right? i​.​w​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​d​i​c​t​i​o​n​a​r​y​/​s​t​…
I'm on a mission to convince the world that "s'truth" is an abbreviation for "shrew's truth." The road is long, but my cause is just.
andybrk lolcatstevens estimate: g​o​t​e​a​m​i​n​t​e​r​n​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​i​m​g​/​d​o​c​s​/​7​6​1​3​2​…
andybrk lolcatstevens at this rate, my demands in 2018 will be too rococo even for tech work
andybrk posted may 29, 2014 at 9:29pm
lolcatstevens 5000lobsters
Got a donut at work today. New SLA: requests that include a donut will get done, the rest may be sacrificed to my donutcraze.
antimega posted may 26, 2014 at 6:26pm
Really, if you work on the Internet, or anything that touches the Internet, like advertising, you should read this. i​d​l​e​w​o​r​d​s​.​c​o​m​/​b​t​1​4​.​h​t​m
Footage of me coaxing a stray cat into my house. Audience: nooo don't go in there, he is so bad at cats!
I have accidentally eaten all of the sand today, so tomorrow your beach picnics will be sand-free. You're welcome.
goodhairperson posted may 26, 2014 at 12:35am
IDEA: self-folding laundry. no wait, it's also self-cleaning. WAIT but ALSO it's robots and it lives your life for you so you can stay home.
You will sound like a nerd if you quote "The West Wing" in response to job interview questions, no matter how apropos i​m​d​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​t​t​0​7​4​5​7​0​…
The future is super weird: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​l​a​d​o​w​_​e​b​o​o​k​s​…
spladow posted may 22, 2014 at 7:02pm
Pretty sure mlkshk cost torrez way more than $10 to set up. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​a​n​d​… But I’m not a business expert.
thedaniel posted may 22, 2014 at 8:25pm
Let armst help you move to Los Angeles with her wisdom: m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​@​a​r​m​s​t​/​e​e​1​8​9​a​8​…
This bike shed is terrible, why are we painting it?
"A Perfect Day for Bananacrime" by Juicy Salinger
"Life in the big city is the pits, but I have to solve crimes. Fruit crimes." - Raspberry, P.I.
Way to go, twitter image truncation program. Way to focus on the grass in the middle of the frame.
Soup does not seem super glad to be home.
facepaulmrevere posted may 19, 2014 at 4:44pm
I have more affection for what darth does than I do for some family members
spladow posted may 19, 2014 at 4:04pm
I reflected on I Had Ten Dollars because if you make something and don’t blog, did you make anything at all? d​u​n​l​a​p​d​a​b​b​l​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​5​/​1​1​/​i​-​h​…
Good news: this version fixes my line break problem b​e​t​t​e​r​m​y​t​h​s​.​c​o​m​/​g​i​l​g​a​m​e​s​h​-​a​n​d​-​…
My kingdom for a copy of Gilgamesh that does not have arbitrary line breaks to match the tablet they were pulled off of.
Is Edge of Tomorrow a fourth-wall breaking story about how Tom Cruise is doomed to create the same movie again and again?
A space opera, but with bacteria as the only living thing in an infinite, boring universe.
♫ Hold me close now, Neil deGrasse Tyson ♫
I think we can all agree that computer is the worst.
droobis posted may 18, 2014 at 12:25pm
Watch Dogs (stylised as WATCH_DOGS) is a video game that lets you watch dogs
barfbabe posted may 16, 2014 at 12:52am
Dating advice: if they don't have books, uh, this is 2014, maybe they use an e-reader
spladow posted may 13, 2014 at 5:12am
5000lobsters i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​Q​3​V​6​B​K​.​g​i​f
One goal of crypto is to look like noise to the reader. Crypto literature seems to have a similar goal.
"since nobody plays R/B/Y anymore." shut up, I'm going to beat the original game somedaaaaay d​r​a​g​o​n​f​l​y​c​a​v​e​.​c​o​m​/​r​b​y​c​a​p​t​u​r​e​.​a​s​p​x
safety posted may 12, 2014 at 6:14am
As a result of a bug with the in-Tweet report form for harassment, the Tweet URL is not auto-populating. A fix will be deployed soon.
I'm left to wonder what kind of terrible cow "eggs" they ate in England at the time
not sure what to make of this simile from an old timey detective story: "as full of wickedness as an egg is full of meat"
Here's a picture of me and Lil Bub
glenmaddern posted may 10, 2014 at 11:31pm
😎 Announcing d​u​m​b​.​d​o​m​a​i​n​s (some juvenile NSFW language) b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​j​7​E​T​r​d
I saw one of the speakers from #qgcon wandering around, so you know this festival is the coolest.
The people of Lil BubCorp are big sweeties, like you'd expect.
Shit, I just realized I'm no longer in the 18-25 demo. Where do I sign up for my free dumb ideas about reproductive rights and immigration?
It took 12 tries before I got a cat picture out of t​w​e​e​t​.​o​n​e​r​a​n​d​o​m​.​c​o​m . What weird, alternate universe internet is this connected to?
Shipped code is magical. I've been using this half-broken "tmux + vim + bash aliases" IDE I wrote years longer than I meant to.
I miss groklaw every time I hear about a court ruling.
an irc bot I hang out with now generates wiki links to random mammals on demand: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​n​l​a​c​a​s​s​e​/​l​e​e​-​b​…
datatelling posted may 8, 2014 at 2:56pm
"I’m just being more obtuse and using a lot more tech." -me about everything ever i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​j​e​n​…
mlkshk thanks for making a great internet thing. I hope your days are always filled with cat pictures.
how are there 0 results for "ftc #ohsnapchat"? n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​5​/​0​9​/​t​e​c​…
slpsys I do not understand what you are saying.
slpsys o​a​k​l​a​n​d​c​a​t​v​i​d​f​e​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​#​t​i​c​k​e​t​s !!1!
Important update: it's possible to PET LIL BUB at OakCatVidFest. I'm having some kind of joy-seizure.
Why don't we say "myrmidons" more often, my droogs?
LostCatDog h​e​y​l​o​o​k​a​t​m​y​g​a​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​p​a​c​a​r​u​n​/
fart posted may 7, 2014 at 1:35pm
May 20, 2014 will be the 25th anniversary of Toonces the Driving Cat appearing for the first time on snl y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​y​w​Q​E​c​v​…
direlog posted may 7, 2014 at 11:35pm
an answering machine is a useful trapped ghost
Lil Bub is going to be near me this weekend!!1! t​h​e​b​o​l​d​i​t​a​l​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​4​9​5​0​-​…
Per-project funding on Patreon doesn't seem to work. I'm only charged 30-50% of the cap I set, and it's almost all from monthly schedules.
slpsys I made a Jay Leno-grade joke about Trey Songz, which me and a thousand of my closest friends thought up on our own.
1) write a thing 2) search twitter for thing 3) curl up in ball and cry when you see more than a hundred results
It makes my browser freak out and adding a *closing* doctype tag. Okay, I'll shut up about this now, promise.
"follow me on twetter" is just an <i>. This is just the best.
The doctype on t​u​r​n​t​.​b​i​z is turntml. Best doctype.
spladow_ebooks spladow go home _ebooks, you are drunk. on draino?!
github thedaniel congrats!
The wind blew the door closed on the dog. I found him on the porch 30 minutes later, resigned to his life on the mean streets.
The first book in the Simon Templar series uses the word "tor" a lot. Sadly, this does not make the Saint a hacker: i​.​w​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​d​i​c​t​i​o​n​a​r​y​/​t​o​r
mlkshk posted may 5, 2014 at 1:55pm
MLKSHK Shutting Down September 1, 2014 b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​f​K​d​D​y​e
slpsys posted may 5, 2014 at 1:42pm
Taco Bell menu hack link-sharers: looks like it only does one of each item, making it a pretty weak variant of Knapsack Problem
devildoc035 [in a robot voice] OH HELL NO WE NEVER DID THIS
lolcatstevens d​u​m​b​a​a​s​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​c​a​r​l​o​%​2​0​…
spladow I just grabbed the data and bailed on a​h​a​t​e​s​t​o​r​y​.​c​o​m, like a soulless automaton. but secretly, this roboto has feels!
I call my dog "Baldy" sometimes, even though he has lots of hair. It's a regular Chuckle Factory over here, is my point.
Ending 3 of Analogue is so bleak that I'm afraid to play through again. What if the others are even sadder?
armst escapist i smell a new as-a-service vertical
Donald_Booker hey don't shoot the messenger! I'm pretty sure it's the EU's fault you owe me like a box of cookies.
5000lobsters uses cookies. By reading this tweet, you are agreeing to my Cookie Policy. That means you have to send me cookies.
edprats way to go, it looks great!
edprats posted may 2, 2014 at 8:09pm
my biggest project to date is live and in charge, a​p​p​.​g​e​t​w​a​s​h​i​o​.​c​o​m get your washio on!
Whelp, switching DNS providers i​s​u​p​.​m​e​/​p​o​w​e​r​d​n​s​.​n​e​t
spladow posted may 1, 2014 at 2:22pm
This week I talked to lolcatstevens about serving cat gifs to the masses. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​c​a​r​…
1337p337 s​t​i​l​l​d​r​i​n​k​i​n​g​.​o​r​g​/​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​m​i​n​g​-​s​u​…
spladow it looks like I've never captured him on film. lolcatstevens, are you a wizard?
An old chrome extension I wrote as a joke has 27 users. Where did they come from? What do they use it for? c​h​r​o​m​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​b​s​t​o​r​e​/​d​e​t​a​i​…
cottonmice posted apr 29, 2014 at 2:18pm
I'm reading in Philly tonight with my favorite people. Soon, I'll be in other places with other favorite people. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​v​C​n​J​z​0
humble posted apr 29, 2014 at 2:00pm
9 volumes of digital comics in the Humble ImageComics Bundle! Great titles like Lazarus, Chew and The Walking Dead: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​H​B​I​m​a​g​e
awolfalways no appreciation for the CHILDFIGHT I bought you for your birthday.
I just beat the Catbug! videogame. Out there in the wilderness, someone is thinking "woah, sweet" and doesn't know why.
Pretty great song from the Starbound soundtrack: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​g​4​n​m​8​C​I​Y​7​h​g​?​t​=​…
RealShigeruM posted apr 23, 2014 at 12:44pm
Mario Teaches Typing was canon.
OK Commuter
party like it's your birthday m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​N​J​5
It's his first static site, so be sure to greet him with the secret "static site handshake."
My buddy spladow made a webpage about weird art projects and single serving sites. Check out his interview of meeeee i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​r​y​a​…
Good. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​M​i​s​t​e​r​_​S​p​…
spladow my branch idea is bad and I feel bad :(
spladow right, or another branch
spladow that way, if it works locally you know it will work remotely.
spladow point of article is that you can push locally-built version (with plugins) instead of relying on github's plugin-free build system.
knight of infinite resignation: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​M​G​C
Polycarp is my favorite pokemon tbh
lolcatstevens fixed
what your computer really does when you run `jekyll serve` s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​Y​J​A​Z
spladow see c​h​a​r​l​i​e​p​a​r​k​.​o​r​g​/​t​a​g​s​-​i​n​-​j​e​k​y​l​l​/ it's like you're connected to this wide world of confused people, thomas!
It's .christmas! n​e​w​g​t​l​d​s​.​i​c​a​n​n​.​o​r​g​/​e​n​/​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​-​s​t​a​…
Ahem. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​G​l​o​a​m​i​n​g​_​…
"evidence of mistakes and errors of judgment" vs "remaining at GitHub would be a distraction"
WGladstone posted oct 31, 2013 at 9:51pm
Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq.
Town Credo: No Gods, No Open Restaurants After 9.
The dolphin very quietly went, “Eeeee eee eeee.”
spladow medic! we've got a man down over here!
"What's even the use of magic, if it can't save the last unicorn!" he sobbed in time with the movie, manfully
Your periodic reminder to check out tonyb's friday dance party: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​d​a​n​c​e​p​a​r​t​y We'll get through this, together.
The strangest thing to happen on this show about punching so far: p​.​t​w​i​p​p​l​e​.​j​p​/​L​M​1​Q​Y
"Throw away whatever pet you currently have and take a look at this." t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​4​/​1​5​/​n​e​w​…
Vermont in pictures: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​H​5​H
devildoc035 lovesgnomes ME WROTE PURTY WON DAE
rkatz00 posted apr 14, 2014 at 3:28pm
"In shhh! it’s poetry there seems to be nothing but Jon..who is a spitting image of himself"-Divya Victor/pixelangst p​o​e​t​r​y​f​o​u​n​d​a​t​i​o​n​.​o​r​g​/​h​a​r​r​i​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​…
How would a third-party analytics company measure activity on private accounts?
5000lobsters spladow oops, context: m​o​b​i​l​e​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​l​a​d​o​w​_​e​b​o​o​k​s​…
spladow I think we've got a t​v​o​v​e​r​m​i​n​d​.​c​o​m​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​… situation on our hands
Apropos to today's DNS troubles: h​a​t​e​s​.​c​o​m​p​u​t​e​r
Don't panic, everyone. Even if my DNS provider falls over, you can still e-stalk me at i​s​r​y​a​n​a​t​t​h​e​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​a​p​p​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m
PowerDNSNet posted mar 3, 2014 at 2:53am
Suffering from a DDOS attack since a few hours. Working on it, and will keep you updated.
Having trouble resolving the DNS record for thecompany that runs the DNS server I use. That's probably a good sign.
Top contenders: cyberdeck, mainframe, beowulf, cray
While I spend the weekend burying my old keys in the backyard, help me come up with a funny hostname for the server I run mutt and irssi on.
cottonmice posted apr 11, 2014 at 12:35pm
My novel is being released today! It is here! u​n​s​o​l​i​c​i​t​e​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​p​8​/​G​r​e​a​t​…
halp, I am trapped in a password changing hole. y do I sign up for so much internets?
mlkshk posted apr 10, 2014 at 8:31pm
plumbob78 log out, choose that you forgot it, follow the instructions.
SwiftOnSecurity posted apr 10, 2014 at 12:47pm
Don't randomly change your passwords because of Heartbleed. Unlike your local news team, I, Taylor Swift, am an expert in computer security.
Sending just the cutest darn emails these days. It's like the old saying: many cat pictures make work light.
Penguin Random House launching a site called "My Independent Bookshop" is kind of like Standard Oil opening a "Mom and Pop Gas Station."
The first thing you need to know is that the Internet is amazing. m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​D​H​A
spladow_ebooks posted apr 8, 2014 at 8:01pm
Some teenagers just called me over for directions and yelled "fuck you!" in my face, I ate 100% of my feelings.
slpsys I have tabs open about engineered wood, and do not know why.
I squint at David Lynch on my phone, trying to understand his objection to watching movies on phones. He is interrupted by a notification.
In defense of my hat choices, I find myself sending cottonmice screenshots from Mortal Kombat every few months. Time is cyclical.
cottonmice posted apr 7, 2014 at 7:48pm
Soup declares it summer.
They're Real m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​C​A​F
LittleLostLad posted apr 7, 2014 at 10:56am
If cats didn't exist people would want them so bad: 'Would you like a small tiger that will cuddle and not eat you?' "I will do anything."
Articles that wait until I've read 2.5 paragraphs before popping up a fullscreen "newsletter pls?" interstitial.
awolfalways wah?! We miiight have to cancel this visit over pizza hate.
cottonmice posted apr 3, 2014 at 8:24pm
The galley has landed! (Also! Pre-orders! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​T​f​d​e​k​z!)!
"Cactus Block" is p. cute and melancholy imo f​o​r​e​s​t​a​m​b​a​s​s​a​d​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​8​0​5​7​8​0​0​4​5​…
"Ah, in medias res," he said, assily.
the verge drat com is *almost* fast loading and responsive on this new computer. I can only imagine what their devs use.
pookleblinky nvm, found "black sands" on c​o​p​i​n​g​m​e​c​h​a​n​i​s​m​s​.​n​e​t​/​s​n​d