archive of my tweets

googlecloud posted mar 5, 2015 at 8:15pm
Our last tweet was a mistake. Google supports an open, diverse gaming community for all. We do not support #GamerGate.
Got a new phone. Upgrade path for TextSecure is... not intuitive: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​W​h​i​s​p​e​r​S​y​s​t​e​m​s​…
For all it's faults, at least pgp makes me feel like I'm hacking the matrix every time I try to read an email.
The final obscenity: a "slow TV" movement, watching House of Cards one episode per week, all taking a break in the summer.
zaxtax unicorns are technology that mystifies regular horsies #horsiefacts
crap, where'd I leave my pgp keys this time? /me checks pockets of pants, jackets
cottonmice posted mar 2, 2015 at 12:40pm
I am reading at Quiet Lightning tonight, Bay folk! 7pm at WeWork Golden Gate. Free beer and 12(!) amazing readers. q​u​i​e​t​l​i​g​h​t​n​i​n​g​.​o​r​g
The top query: [are you my burrito?]
Their second most popular query is the cultural invariant [where is the best burrito in oakland?]
There is a search engine the search engines all use, to look up answers to questions that matter to them, like [why so many cats?]
Donald_Booker since things obvs can't be civil rights and states rights issues simultaneously, we really dodged a bullet there
Donald_Booker democratic process at a certain aggregation level reflects the will of the people, but not at a higher level of aggregation
"i dont know what catpuns to you after this" may be the greatest, most meta cat pun m​s​p​a​i​n​t​a​d​v​e​n​t​u​r​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​c​r​a​t​c​h​.​p​h​p​?​s​=​…
t͝a̵k͟e͟ ̸me ҉down ̧t̸o͜ ̸t̴h̡e ͞v͢e̢ry͞ ̨las̶t c̛i̧t͏y
spladow d​i​y​.​o​r​g​/​s​k​i​l​l​s​/​r​e​a​d​e​r​/​… is the cutest thing
spladow just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in...
1337p337 posted feb 27, 2015 at 1:50am
zaxtax Those were drawn by affixing a pen to a Ouija board and asking Andy Warhol about Twitter.
1337p337 I feel like there is a lot of content to your message here. a lot of information was just conveyed.
It's... so beautiful. Space Jam Theme/Uptown Funk y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Q​b​W​k​w​L​…
cottonmice posted feb 24, 2015 at 12:48pm
anthology: Tales of the City is tonight! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​C​Y​D​l​B​e Wonderful readers! Open mic! Good food and good wine!
wHEREAS, i'LL ADDRESS SOME TOPICS PERTAINING TO MY INTERESTS, aND i GUESS, pERSONAL MOTIFS m​s​p​a​i​n​t​a​d​v​e​n​t​u​r​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​?​s​=​6​&​p​=​0​0​4​0​2​3
cottonmice posted feb 23, 2015 at 1:29pm
I'll be reading for Bay Area Generations tonight at the Berkeley City Club! Doors at 7! It's a thing you want to do! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​z​p​3​3​n​G
There are blossoms in the air in Bort Meadow, and I am alive.
🌠 is a nice emoji.
jxson posted feb 20, 2015 at 1:23pm
There couldn't have been a more wonderful human m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​@​v​y​k​i​_​e​/​l​o​v​e​-​y​…
spladow posted feb 20, 2015 at 12:57am
The "large" soda from Taco Bell is so big that, when I shift into park, I can't get it out of my cup holder. USA! USA!
jsdotla posted feb 19, 2015 at 2:26pm
A memorial is being arranged at Spring St. Bar Sunday 8pm to remember lolcatstevens. If you can make it, please do.
spladow eh, too much "casual depictions of domestic abuse" for me to get into. "old white guy has problems" didn't exactly break new ground
And its comes with a bunch of Jack Vance you are completely convinced I am too cool to read: s​u​b​t​e​r​r​a​n​e​a​n​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​_​…
h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s looks good. Cherie Priest and Connie Willis!
lolcatstevens as soon as you drop the mic, the whole industry turned into "head pigeons" and "kitten viewers" g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​s​e​r​v​e​r​d​e​n​s​i​t​y​/​…
hello darkness, my old friend
Willits, 7pm on Sunday: every restaurant is closed, every window is shuttered. They are so ready for the zombie apocalypse.
lolcatstevens that sounds amazing! sorry your last gig burnt you out--I hope you have a lot of chill times these next few months.
New russian-southern fusion restaurant concept: Baba Yaga's Chicken House.
nievved posted feb 13, 2015 at 12:50pm
like every mathematician i know is a kind gentle humane person, and somehow my intership options are bombs, oil, or finance
slpsys posted feb 12, 2015 at 9:35pm
The restaurant next to work just announced _Friday_ brunch: 1. SF startups are now officially college. 2. I...I'll be in late tomorrow.
I always forget Dionysus's Roman name: Gogol Bordello.
arguing about how to pronounce "shibboleth"
These 30-minute exercise videos are hard, but they get easier at the 10-minute mark (where I close the tab and start eating ice cream).
CCMEnclave posted feb 11, 2015 at 3:37pm
All Happy Families // One // by Henry Hoke e​n​c​l​a​v​e​.​e​n​t​r​o​p​y​m​a​g​.​o​r​g​/​?​p​=​1​3​7​3
Donald_Booker good! how wants to storm a beach with a boner?
"How to Make Friends and Influence the Weather" by Dread Carnegie
"Join our team of Ghost(Pro) bloggers?" some sort of foul mechanism jeers, howling in a sunless void.
me: "Why are you cheating at trivia. Against children. On the internet?" her: "I like to wiiiiiiiin!"
Scandal 2x19 is so indulgent, like a high school play, with these twee monologues backed by this chant. And yes, I'm saying I love it.
awolfalways 2 goth 4 breakfast
awolfalways take it baaaaack
spladow Sierra Nevada started it, all making a pilsner unprovoked.
All Systems Go by Rare Barrel has some weird coffee magic in it, and I drank it to save you all.
Nooner Pilsner is not in my top two for pilsners, and no one needs a third-favorite Pilsner.
You got your PHP error in my window shopping b​e​t​a​u​n​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​p​i​x​e​l​-​…
"Matter" by Iain Banks proves that Game of Thrones could be infinitely improved with antimatter explosions.
fwrictionreview posted feb 6, 2015 at 3:14pm
A wonderful #WriterSquared w/contributor cottonmice - f​w​r​i​c​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​1​0​9​5​8​1​9​0​0​… (get her novel here: g​o​o​.​g​l​/​a​j​w​c​I​l via UnsolicitedP)
cottonmice posted feb 6, 2015 at 7:19pm
The ENTER>text book is out, documenting 3 years of LA's wonderfullest with contributions from me and EVERYONE! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​N​G​L​A​t​k
I don't believe in some kind of wacky, metal-wings-for-all Singularity. I believe in another sandwich.
Why can't I eat another sandwich, just because I'm already full of sandwiches?
I've been humming the same song for three days, I'm making you listen to it to try to wriggle free: y​o​u​r​h​e​a​r​t​b​r​e​a​k​s​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​t​r​a​c​k​/​t​a​l​e​s​-​f​r​…
Hobbit: the Tolkien Edit has reassured me that there was not a good movie hiding inside of the full-length trilogy somewhere.
Hell yes, I just retweeted an FCC chairman.
TomWheelerFCC posted feb 4, 2015 at 11:11pm
It’s time to put in place rules to preserve the #OpenInternet that has become an indispensable part of our daily lives. #TitleII
Sad you didn't have the right kind of tablet to play Revolution 60? Check out the PC version: s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​…
cottonmice that Yo la Tengo song makes so much sense to me now
Uber's business model depends on not treating workers fairly, good riddance to their "independant contractor" hack: t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​5​/​1​/​3​0​/​7​9​4​8​…
When I start to reply on IRC, then notice the mention was days ago: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​E​Z​K​Z​R​f​h​.​g​i​f
To forestall any speculation by the press, I'll proactively announce it now: I am not planning to run for President in 2016.
salliemerkel posted feb 1, 2015 at 12:04pm
Rabbit rabbit! Let's all enjoy this perfectly rectangular month!
What I Cry About When I Cry About Running (It's the Running)
cottonmice posted jan 30, 2015 at 1:16pm
I talked to DianaArterian about Great Divide, and now you can read all the secrets we said at fwrictionreview. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​h​H​6​Q​7​n
cottonmice posted jan 30, 2015 at 2:50pm
One great way to tell if you are struggling with a story is to check whether you are eating frozen cookie dough instead of meals.
Cleedophile posted jan 30, 2015 at 9:10am
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
waxpancake posted jan 29, 2015 at 8:00pm
My little sister noticed a trend on Instagram. t​h​e​k​i​n​s​p​i​r​a​c​y​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
Billy Joel/Mark Ronson mashup ideas: Girl Funk Uptooooown!
I can do the ribbed / I can do the stockinette / I can do the garter / I cannot do the smurf
jesseberney posted jan 28, 2015 at 1:25pm
Huh maybe that new Ghostbusters movie does go a little too far
udpbooks posted sep 11, 2014 at 4:27pm
The limitations of poetry are not within the poems—the limitations are elsewhere. Diana Arterian on feminist poetry b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​C​X​b​I​i​g
Knuckle tat ideas: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​m​v​i​e​i​r​a​/​s​a​m​e​… THIS THAT
thelindywest posted jan 27, 2015 at 8:03pm
things to care about instead of vocal fry: french fries, climate change, when's the next time you get to have cheese, are spiders lonely
same: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​2​I​P​T
Few things are made worse by mashing them up with Space Jam, but Goyte gets noticeably better: s​o​u​n​d​c​l​o​u​d​.​c​o​m​/​d​r​k​s​l​y​r​6​6​6​/​s​o​m​…
get on my (battle cat upgrade) level
Ikawe I actually misread the bug, and thought you had modified GIMP. you can still be my hero though!
oeguidoc 1800becks JaggerOtis sounds like a great premise for a reboot of i​m​d​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​t​t​0​1​1​7​9​9​…
Me: "Imagine a jacket that does not appear in Bourne Supremacy 1, 2, or 3." Industry: <collective gasp>
Barbour: dull in the sense of "absorbs light" but also in the sense of "3 pages of whyyyyy" b​a​r​b​o​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​u​s​/​a​l​l​-​c​o​l​l​e​c​t​…
Knitting, day 4: purling is some sort of hoax perpetrated on newbies.In each of these videos, there's an "and then a yarn miracle" step
elonmusk posted jan 23, 2015 at 11:39pm
Repairs almost done on the spaceport drone ship and have given it the name "Just Read the Instructions"
slpsys you know what you have to do: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​L​i​s​t​_​o​f​_​l​…
I only have one week to mention it before the news cycle dies and we never hear about this vaporware again, so: lol holographic displays.
spladow culture fit: 100%
Next on Black Mirror: "It’s Christmas, but everybody’s dead because nobody just reads anymore, you know?" t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​5​/​0​1​/​2​0​/​n​e​x​…
funnomad posted apr 27, 2014 at 12:23pm
"Abject disclosure." Imagine your lover transcribed all of your voice messages and publishes it as #poetry: b​o​n​a​i​r​e​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​.​c​o​m​/​h​m​f​f
Has anyone seen this new Burning Man documentary yet? y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Y​W​N​W​i​-​…
awolfalways man don't even joke about it ever being 50 here!
spladow yeah! is gooood!
robot poets have no use for yr puny human articles
It does not look like there's a smaller positive robot haiku with only 3 numbers in it.
"Haiku by a Robot" (written by a 9-year-old) m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​2​C​0​8
Day one of knitting: I spent an hour rolling yarn into a ball, then took a nap. Unsure if becoming yarncore, or becoming a cat.
A shot of aquavit and a shot of brandy, with a splash of grenadine, over ice.
EnnuiPerkins posted jan 12, 2015 at 5:24pm
Check out my new story today EntropyMag // Watch the background. The background is important: e​n​t​r​o​p​y​m​a​g​.​o​r​g​/​n​e​w​-​f​i​c​t​i​o​n​-​g​e​…
ColdfrontMag posted jan 12, 2015 at 2:45pm
New Song of the Week by Diana Arterian, part of the Ugly Duckling Presse residency!... f​b​.​m​e​/​1​r​X​v​U​t​F​c​h
Pretty excited about the Joylancer reference in this sneak peek of Fantastic Witch Collective p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​c​r​e​a​t​i​o​n​?​h​i​d​=​1​…
I aspire to have my life annotated with a [Satire] tag.
Social problem, meet technical solution: b​b​c​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​t​e​c​h​n​o​l​o​g​…
jazmasta posted oct 10, 2013 at 2:57pm
The person who first discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING ON!!"
internetluke posted dec 26, 2014 at 3:45pm
This maze sucks
shutupmikeginn posted dec 28, 2014 at 12:12am
barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented
Nickrob posted aug 14, 2013 at 3:04pm
Lemme spoil STAR WARS for you: you’re now an adult with bills to pay and a rapidly dwindling imagination and can realize when things are bad
. cottonmice thinks the Star Trek: Enterprise theme song is some of the worst lyrics ever written. She is not wrong.
Barrel aging some Vieux Carre and Jean Harlow cocktails. Here's hoping I didn't just ruin 20+ oz of good hooch!
Betwixt and between(ness centrality).
Yup, Pocket Harvest sure is a farming simulator. That's about all I have to say about the last hour of my life.
spladow here are your slacks: h​m​.​c​o​m​/​u​s​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​/​1​3​8​…
you all like hearing me get excited about games you player on ios months ago, right?
Oh internet, what are cocktails that include rum that are suitable for barrel-aging? Keep in mind that fruit juice isn't good for aging.
mattbraga posted jan 7, 2015 at 11:23pm
I have some money, and I'd like to spend it on really good science and technology stories. You can pitch me at matthew.braga@vice.com
mattbraga posted jan 7, 2015 at 11:22pm
I took over as editor of motherboard Canada this week, and I wrote a little introduction here: m​o​t​h​e​r​b​o​a​r​d​.​v​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​n​_​c​a​/​r​e​a​d​/​s​a​y​…
spladow omg just remembered: third party browsers that aren't unfairly limited with that nitro bullshit! try Firefox!
I bought the last six Delirium Reds in San Jose. I am not sorry.
2 weeks of visitors. When I got home from the last dropoff at the airport, my Xbox started singing "I think we're alone now."
dataisplural posted jan 2, 2015 at 3:31pm
this is my home now mom
"..he must also know about the other thing, which would ruin the thing we all live on." - Better Off Ted 2x13
spladow i​n​f​i​n​i​t​e​l​o​o​p​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​?​v​=​l​O​G​_​U​t​L​x​h​5​8​…
"But I'm the best wizard!" cottonmice protests, perhaps fairly.
A rare photo of scariest wizard ever, lovesgnomes, seen here casting a friggin sweet 7-card spell:
Attention, duelists: my hair has integrated David Lynch into the collective. #isslove
spladow thanks for recommending "Ancillary Justice." Just finished the sequel, so good!
Jon_Dickman dang, my bank account does not nearly have 12 months of "drug frenzy" runway. way to be all responsible and shit.
only Coach Meyer can express how I feel about not being able to go to the Cat Cafe today: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​2​3​T​Z
lovesgnomes posted jan 1, 2015 at 8:11pm
Football: Yes Weather: Indoors Wings: Numerous Mountain Dew: Iceless Ryan's hat: Baseball Michigan: Still sucks QB String: 3rd #GoBucks
lil sis got me to install snapchat just so she could send me m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​2​3​C​7 . no regrets.
spladow I also hear there's a book app which lets you upload epubs and is p. bitching on a tablet. can't remember the name tho, itunes?
spladow p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​… (pgp support!)
Partial list of things I found closed on NYE: part of the 101, a sushi restaurant, Cat Town Cafe, and the street in front of my house.
spladow Tasker, LastPass, TextSecure are all great, I'll look up more on a real computer! also yay tablets!
Interstellar Selfie Station for android is here: p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​a​p​p​s​/​d​e​t​…
awolfalways happy crepe year!
BooDooPerson posted dec 31, 2014 at 12:16pm
🏆 Emoji of the year: 🍑💨
anthropoligists uncover in frikkin sweet future, think I meant "which king?". tons future props for my cool opinions.
new goal: buried w/ a cursed sword, "witch king" on my tombstone
watching those hobbits. where are those blue wizards? worst dum-dum flavor, worst kind of wizard.
I've lost every round of Bohnanza I've played so far. I can spell the game right on my first try--there my skillz appear to end.
davidsgallant one of their 2 followers has a usernane that starts with "d," maybe it's the fault of twitter's aggressive autocomplete?
Saint's Row, the cheap knockoff, has done a better job sticking to the central premise: collect cars.
For a game about stealing cars, GTA5 sure does a bad jab making car theft rewarding. Calling an impound lots doesn't feel heroic.
It's interesting that Crossy Road is exclusive to the amazon app store for android. Not sure I've seen that before c​r​o​s​s​y​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​m​a​z​o​n​/
"Also, pirates?" w​s​j​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​n​o​v​e​l​…
SLAwrites posted dec 27, 2014 at 1:49pm
Getting married is like becoming Gollum: [X] Name change [X] Paranoid about losing ring [X] Always following someone [X] Overuse pet names
I made it all the way through the movie, so I win the game.
GOTY 2014: "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"
knottyyarn posted dec 27, 2014 at 3:57pm
I've packed and moved this binder full of Garbage Pail Kids cards, like, 23 times.
Veeren_Jubbal #Selfies4Veerender
skullmandible posted dec 23, 2014 at 11:03pm
if you killed me and put a new pokemon game in the room with my body a time lapse photo series would show my body sliding over to it
too much style for this tiny planet
anyway sorry for the 4 deleted tweets in a row this week. computers are hard.
twitter: if you are trying to tell me you are still processing/resizing the image, try showing a word like "processing"?
I keep trying to upload this photo, and it's just a blank black square after I post.
AngryNerdWIRED posted dec 26, 2014 at 1:04pm
Nothing is better than these 1980s depictions of technology g​i​z​m​o​d​o​.​c​o​m​/​n​o​t​h​i​n​g​-​i​s​-​b​e​t​…
a passing cloud. I hope there won't be rain; it's such a nice day for desert golf
jennschiffer posted dec 26, 2014 at 12:11pm
parents who gave their toddlers basketball hoops for christmas: i will crush all your kids on the court
danielralston posted dec 26, 2014 at 10:10am
With another Christmas behind them, Sigur Rós leave Santa's workshop and head back into the recording studio.
awolfalways LIL CAAAAAAAL
they had me a William Jennings Bryan y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​N​A​Q​r​-​r​n​M​w​t​E
0xabad1dea posted dec 24, 2014 at 2:39pm
why youtube, am I going to accidentally hack something?
Donald_Booker congrats on the new gig!
Donald_Booker yes, just a tiny bit. I find the "automatically update UI on data changes" bits to be magical but hard to reason about.
I had more fun buying a flashlight upgrade in GTA5 than all my loadouts twiddling in Destiny put together.
There are no interesting upgrade choices, just replace whenever stats are higher.
And if you want to hide behind "combat focused," make shooting fun. Compared to Borderlands, these guns are so, so boring.
If you consider having a story an optional feature, your players are going to have a bad time.
"Features people questioned being absent (player customization, story)..." r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​D​e​s​t​i​n​y​T​h​e​G​a​…
New goal: push the rock in the hole
The negatendo challenge.
negatendo posted dec 22, 2014 at 12:26pm
I just found Desert Golfing’s secret second quest: don’t flip the phone horizontally.
I finally find water, but I can't stop to drink. There is so much desert golfing left to do.
awolfalways :)
spladow now I'm twice as excited!
simulacra and simulation and simulcast™
the narcissism of OTP differences
At least we can all agree Picard is the most huggable starship captain.
Secretly I think the dog is on "Team Kirk," but that's just weird.
It's tough living in a split "Team Jess" / "Team Dean" household.
a cactus shimmers in the distance, a phantom in the desert of the real
It's so exciting to hear that cottonmice's work is going to be referenced in creative writing workshops g​o​o​d​r​e​a​d​s​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​v​i​e​w​/​s​h​o​w​/​1​1​… so proud!
GeekyLyndsay posted dec 20, 2014 at 1:31pm
These altitude changes are ruining my life though, I'm joining the flat earth society and advocating for an even flatter earth
kids these days, with their rock music s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​…
DuncanVB posted dec 13, 2014 at 7:49am
Look at this picture and tell me Brian Eno isn't being controlled telepathically by a malevolent cat (via fox_SJW)
Spacekatgal posted dec 19, 2014 at 9:19pm
Acceptable. thedailybeast: Sony emails reveal studio head wants Idris Elba for James Bond t​h​e​b​e​a​.​s​t​/​1​s​H​K​f​K​e
whitney posted dec 19, 2014 at 5:20pm
This is by far the most hilarious game bug I've ever seen: Infinite ability to Shawn throughout cutscenes. y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​0​t​0​u​C​W​…
godatplay ah, you are right. Waiting for pots to boil: the only truly expressive artistic medium.
When my registrar made a joke about FSM, it threw me. I guess I expected the people who make my internets work to be joyless automata?
Hell, even that Wonderful Life knock-off with Adam Sandler had a soundtrack that made me cry.
Whenever anyone says "unlike any other art form," I know I'm about to disagree.
two berkeley kids raving about phish on the bart. where is norman rockwell when you need him?
slpsys posted dec 18, 2014 at 12:58am
Turns out, when I log in to see my company's holiday pics, I can see every other SF company's, too. Happy holidaze - p​h​o​t​o​-​m​a​t​i​c​a​.​c​o​m​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​…
Poirot plot synopsis: over the course of 11 years, a Belgian vampire drains the youth from his secretary and best friend.
devops posted nov 20, 2014 at 8:44pm
"Jon what is the biggest problem facing #DevOps today?" easy: it is Terry the Data Goblin
Chloe_Caldwell posted oct 14, 2014 at 11:29pm
Yesterday my mom told me the first read through she does of my work is called a "panic-read"
meganamram posted oct 15, 2014 at 2:06pm
The 141st character in my tweets is the city of New York
Wait, why doesn't Nikita want to release those Division secrets? Because public opinion about the US would sour? And she's the hero?
"Who decided 'your sanctimonious and out of touch father' was good branding?" - cottonmice, re: b​l​o​g​s​.​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​2​/​1​6​/​g​o​o​…
truongasm posted dec 15, 2014 at 6:34pm
knguyen posted dec 15, 2014 at 8:48pm
Ceci n'est pas un rock. Ceci est un rock LOBSTER.
avestal posted dec 15, 2014 at 1:12pm
Nethack Fu helped nichronomicon beat Fantasy Life w/o killing a single living thing...with EVERY gathering class. t​h​e​g​i​a​.​c​o​m​/​?​p​=​1​5​9​1
You put that chalk down right this second! Don't you summon your grandpa from beyond the grave! I'm warning you!
Finally got Gone Home running on my PC, so it's National Feels Day.
HG_101 posted dec 14, 2014 at 1:04pm
Eternal Daughter, a Metroidvania from derekyu, the quintessential indie game before indie was cool h​a​r​d​c​o​r​e​g​a​m​i​n​g​1​0​1​.​n​e​t​/​e​t​e​r​n​a​l​d​a​u​g​h​t​e​…
ibogost posted dec 13, 2014 at 12:03pm
"Drink from your unplanned legacy," fate taunted.
slpsys servings: 26 lords of motherfucking creation
martha stewart egg nogs haaaard m​a​r​t​h​a​s​t​e​w​a​r​t​.​c​o​m​/​3​3​4​3​5​7​/​e​g​g​n​o​g
jonnysun posted dec 10, 2014 at 4:08pm
zachlieberman posted dec 12, 2014 at 1:35pm
"The repository automatically pulls code off the internet, and only keeps the code that compiles" g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​l​u​x​e​/​C​p​p​-​m​i​n​i​-​…
everything is going fine. everything is going great.
atonal440 posted dec 9, 2014 at 10:44pm
mcclure111 I feel like we need a word for when a brand butts into a conversation, making it too awkward to continue.
Alternate theory: my hair was just too fabulous this morning, so we're wiping the earth clean. Sorry for my stupid, stupid, fabulous hair.
If anyone needs me, I'll be building an ark big enough for the books and liquor cabinet.
Tomorrow's inclement weather is actually a biblical flood to punish us for creating things like c​u​d​d​l​e​b​i​d​s​.​c​o​m
Maya__Anderson posted dec 10, 2014 at 4:20am
‘Girl in a Country Song’ hits No. 1 by mocking bro country. The bros aren’t laughing. d​l​v​r​.​i​t​/​7​n​0​M​V​q
Slate posted dec 10, 2014 at 10:42am
FDA Panel Endorses Lifetime Ban on Gay Blood Donation, Suggests Gay Men Are Diseased Liars s​l​a​t​e​.​m​e​/​1​s​i​v​5​u​M
RobotMonsieur posted dec 6, 2014 at 1:24pm
The best gif of the log lady you'll see all day #TwinPeaks
cottonmice posted dec 9, 2014 at 1:10pm
Tomorrow we all go back into rain hibernation, so live it up tonight with anthologysf. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​d​Y​A​Z​C​P
stillgray posted dec 9, 2014 at 10:09am
"The fact that a blogger just doxed U-Va.’s alleged rape victim basically sums up the year in Internet culture” w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​t​h​e​-​i​n​t​e​r​…
i want Abe Lincoln hella swearing at some kind of steam-powered mike
oh internet, bring me the rudest crooner pre-50s.
spladow posted dec 4, 2014 at 4:25pm
I interviewed jllord about Sheetsee, which lets you make visualizations using Google spreadsheets as your database b​u​f​f​.​l​y​/​1​t​Q​R​s​a​5
anildash posted dec 8, 2014 at 2:54pm
My fellow Americans, you have my pledge that in 2015 we will, once and for all, bring an end to 2014.
ncasenmare posted dec 8, 2014 at 12:01pm
Parable of the Polygons is a playable post on how harmless choices can make a harmful world. n​c​a​s​e​.​m​e​/​p​o​l​y​g​o​n​s​/
cottonmice posted dec 7, 2014 at 10:08pm
Meanwhile, in Berkeley.
I love that Nikolai Gogol novel about effete hipsters trying to navigate Home Depot. I am the star of "Dead Souls."
mmm... sweet sweet ieft working drafts: t​o​o​l​s​.​i​e​t​f​.​o​r​g​/​h​t​m​l​/​d​r​a​f​t​-​h​i​l​…
That JG Ballard loves his apocalypse, any kind of apocalypse. Lots of water? "The Drowned World." Not enough? "The Drought."
broderick posted dec 7, 2014 at 11:34pm
I'M DYING: 40,000 Redditors signed a petition to the remove the bible from Target... which they don't even sell.
"I mean, we are all kind of Anonymous, right? We will all die and be forgotten." - cottonmice
rmi posted dec 6, 2014 at 6:04pm
It's cool to celebrate caseyjohnston's masterful smackdown, but please take a moment to read the article too. a​r​s​t​e​c​h​n​i​c​a​.​c​o​m​/​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​/​2​0​1​4​/​…
john_overholt posted dec 6, 2014 at 2:32pm
Book stores, on the other hand, just assume you don't know what you're doing, and want to help.
I have no idea what the inside of a record stores is like, but I assume my comments go double for them.
I just wanted to get Gotham Academy #1 for a gift, not broaden my goddamn horizons.
In comic book stores, I have no idea what I'm doing. When I rip CBRs off the net, no one gives me shit for not knowing what a "trade" is.
We (the royal "we") have had a bit of wine tonight.
skullmandible posted dec 5, 2014 at 8:32pm
burn your animes I Am The New Faith
SwiftOnSecurity posted dec 5, 2014 at 7:53pm
"What do you mean, you the From address can be completely fake? Why would anyone design a system that way? That's stupid." "YES, BUT"
ryanqnorth posted dec 5, 2014 at 11:55pm
HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THIS STAR TREK CHRISTMAS VIDEO y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​R​r​G​4​J​n​…
Also I totally missed that node.js was being forked.
seldo posted dec 4, 2014 at 9:10pm
A wonderful note of sanity from eranhammer on recent node fork activity: h​u​e​n​i​v​e​r​s​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​2​/​0​4​/​b​e​f​…
s​t​r​a​n​g​e​t​h​i​n​k​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​s​e​c​r​e​t​-​h​a​b​i​t​a​t is spooky
louisgray posted dec 3, 2014 at 3:12pm
There's a sinkhole in SF from today's rain. The hole already has multiple bids above the listed price of $3500 /mo.
Vieux Carré is tasty but I cannot pronounce it.
Spent 20 minutes looking at diagrams of parts of the foot. Body are so terrible, ya'll.
LateNite20XX posted dec 2, 2014 at 11:35pm
safety posted dec 2, 2014 at 12:06pm
Read more about the upcoming improvements to harassment reporting and block here: b​l​o​g​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​b​u​i​l​d​i​n​g​-​….
thelindywest posted dec 2, 2014 at 9:58am
I Believe Shia LaBeouf t​h​e​g​u​a​r​d​i​a​n​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​m​m​e​n​t​i​s​f​r​e​e​/​…
used tequila instead of rum in c​o​c​k​t​a​i​l​s​.​a​b​o​u​t​.​c​o​m​/​o​d​/​r​u​m​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​/​…, is pretty tasty
Golfball stuck in midair, I wonder if this infinite golf world is only a simulation of the real, infinite golf world.
mondays m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​1​P​N​T via @chimp_mcghoul
For Cyber Monday, I'm dressed like a Wes Anderson film about the 2020s, or a Ridley Scott film set in ~1986.
NMamatas posted dec 1, 2014 at 10:40am
If you die on Cyber Monday, you die in real life.
ckolderup posted nov 30, 2014 at 11:51pm
Can't sleep I'm so excited to see what kind of Cyber Monday deals there are on the ATM at the bagel place tomorrow
homemade veggie sushi: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​1​P​5​O
Check out my new chapbook wall! m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​1​P​5​J
thecatamites posted nov 30, 2014 at 12:12pm
secret Prince devcult: t​c​r​f​.​n​e​t​/​1​9​4​2​_​(​Z​X​_​S​p​e​c​t​… t​c​r​f​.​n​e​t​/​U​n​i​v​e​r​s​a​l​_​H​e​r​o t​c​r​f​.​n​e​t​/​H​o​w​_​t​o​_​b​e​_​a​_​H​e​… t​c​r​f​.​n​e​t​/​S​c​o​o​b​y​_​D​o​o​_​i​n​_​… t​c​r​f​.​n​e​t​/​P​a​p​e​r​b​o​y​_​(​Z​X​_​S​…
indiegamehunter I am not an indie games developer, so you probably don't want me on t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​i​e​g​a​m​e​h​u​n​t​e​…
indiegamemag posted nov 29, 2014 at 10:00am
The Joylancer: Legendary Motor Knight Preview – True Joy g​o​o​.​g​l​/​f​b​/​N​3​m​m​x​C #indiegame #IGM
christinelove posted nov 28, 2014 at 6:16pm
I predict that in 2041, corporate holiday "Thanksgiving 28" will overwrite "Christmas 1" on our calendars.
My company's holiday calendar calls today "Thanksgiving 2." I am 2 Thankful 2 Furious: Turkey Drift.
awolfalways devildoc035 lovesgnomes thanksgiving day miracle: b​o​r​e​d​p​a​n​d​a​.​c​o​m​/​c​a​r​t​o​o​n​-​a​n​i​m​e​-​…
a​d​v​e​n​t​u​r​e​t​i​m​e​f​o​r​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​S​m​i​t​h​.​h​t​m​l is so amazing I just cannot even.
Mary Shelley wrote an apocalyptic sci fi novel!!! g​u​t​e​n​b​e​r​g​.​o​r​g​/​e​b​o​o​k​s​/​1​8​2​4​7
Cheeky Frawg's epub of "Tainaron" is better formatted for small screens like smartphones: c​h​e​e​k​y​f​r​a​w​g​.​c​o​m​/​c​a​t​a​l​o​g​u​e​.​h​t​m​l
As is traditional, remember to leave a copy of u​n​s​o​l​i​c​i​t​e​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​p​8​/​G​r​e​a​t​… out for Santa on Christmas Eve.
"Tainaron" by Leena Krohn is amazing, and available for free: j​u​s​.​u​i​o​.​n​o​/​s​i​s​u​/​t​a​i​n​a​r​o​n​.​…
"...and I'm too busy collecting all the Pokemans to give an electric rat's ass." b​u​z​z​f​e​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​o​i​f​e​l​o​c​k​h​a​r​t​/​…
NBCNews posted nov 25, 2014 at 11:10pm
Ferguson pastor suspects white supremacists burned Michael Brown's father's church n​b​c​n​e​w​s​.​t​o​/​1​H​F​g​z​X​S
rustyk5 posted nov 25, 2014 at 9:45pm
Probably everyone saw it but bijanstephen broke our hearts in Tabs today f​a​s​t​c​o​l​a​b​s​.​c​o​m​/​3​0​3​9​0​9​4​/​t​o​d​a​y​-​…
"Works when you need it" is the feature I keep coming back to.
OutOfMilk unshared my shopping list 3 times, then deleted all the items the third time I tried to reshare. Replaced it with a spreadsheet.
officialjaden posted nov 25, 2014 at 3:21pm
Currently Going Through Customs Even Though I Was Born On This Planet.
"someone's response to being blocked on social media nearly always proves why they should be blocked on social media" m​e​t​a​f​i​l​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​1​4​4​8​1​3​/​I​n​t​e​r​n​e​…
Three-word horror story: Walgreen's Pre-made Sushi
What do you call that layer of gunk on the top of the bottle of liqueur you left open for a week? The Slime of the Ancient Marnier!
Pretty sure I had brunch at this h​i​p​s​t​e​r​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​.​n​a​m​e entry last week.
patrickklepek posted nov 22, 2014 at 10:26am
Republican-lead committee spends two years investigating Benghazi, finds nothing, releases findings on Friday night. m​o​t​h​e​r​j​o​n​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​k​e​v​i​n​-​d​r​u​m​/​2​0​1​…
LukeVivier posted nov 21, 2014 at 1:56pm
Today's JavaScript LOL is from the AtomEditor changelog (last entry).
Tell them I wanted to die this way, playing golf out on the generative sands.
Current status:
PlanetofFinks posted nov 21, 2014 at 5:29pm
Thank you mallelis for introducing me to the most interesting page on the internet. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​C​a​t​e​g​o​r​y​:​…
dmccarthy7 posted nov 21, 2014 at 1:14pm
Every time you use “rock star” to refer to someone who’s good at drafting legal memos or using Javascript, Axl Rose destroys a hotel room
pharmasean posted jun 12, 2013 at 2:38pm
If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza.
PlanetofFinks posted nov 21, 2014 at 10:21am
And now, another installment in our hilarious series, regular people read mean tweets about themselves, silently, alone at home.
So, I manually classified 10k stories on whether they were about cats being rescued. Ah, college.
I accidentally chose what the pros call a "novel data set," so I had to train it myself.
In college, I wrote a naive Bayesian classifier for whether an article was about kittens being rescued.
freebsdgirl if you still need data classifiers, I'd be happy to donate an hour or two.
Always Summer, Never Christmas!
I thought I hated DST, but its really the nonDST winter schedule I dislike. I actually *love* DST, and wish it never ended.
eevee posted nov 18, 2014 at 7:52pm
g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​r​a​i​l​s​/​r​a​i​l​s​/​i​s​… rails not accepting patches just in case legacy code relies on the plural of "human" being "humen"
0xabad1dea posted nov 18, 2014 at 1:15pm
EFF, Mozilla, etc apparently are launching their own CA l​e​t​s​e​n​c​r​y​p​t​.​o​r​g Appears to be keybase-style proof of server control
anatotitan posted nov 18, 2014 at 12:06pm
Holy moly Spacekatgal is my hero. Listen to monteiro & jessiechar's great interview w/ her on Let's Make Mistakes. m​u​l​e​r​a​d​i​o​.​n​e​t​/​m​i​s​t​a​k​e​s​/​1​4​7​/
whispersystems posted nov 18, 2014 at 10:46am
We've partnered with WhatsApp to provide end-to-end encryption for WhatsApp users by default: w​h​i​s​p​e​r​s​y​s​t​e​m​s​.​o​r​g​/​b​l​o​g​/​w​h​a​t​s​a​p​p​/
Trapped in a musical time vortex, AMA.
Shocking no one, I have discovered that Aphex Twin is pretty neat.
davidsgallant hyperlinks in epub are awkward in most ereaders. books like Infinite Jest or e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​T​o​_​B​e​_​o​r​_​… were not fun to e-read
samusclone posted nov 17, 2014 at 11:04pm
I made a sad game about my Twitter experience. You can download the file here & open it in a web browser to play it: d​r​o​p​b​o​x​.​c​o​m​/​s​/​2​6​k​2​h​3​r​2​3​f​l​v​…
If the CATlateral Damage demo is anything to go by, I am the chosen one.
Just found Danger Doom, and of course it's magical.
Danger Mouse == Gnarls Barkley == Broken Bells == I guess I've only ever liked one band? e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​D​a​n​g​e​r​_​M​o​…
Definitely crying over a videogame trailer k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​g​o​d​a​t​… . I take back those things I said about wanting games to be art.
charles_yu posted nov 5, 2014 at 9:51am
In which my family and I venture to Buffalo Wild Wings: t​h​e​m​o​r​n​i​n​g​n​e​w​s​.​o​r​g​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​/​b​u​f​f​a​l​… via @themorningnews
Bitocks are like Bitcoins, but they take only 10 minutes to make, and then you have something to eat instead of Pretend Internet Dollars.
I made Bitocks a la Russe:
Okay but I still love it. Every book should have all of its characters be totally into all he over characters.
spladow and you think you're ready to be a mousefather?!
spladow rodent lifehack: leave pizza on a plate on your floor for a few days. leave it there longer.
Not to mention the relationship graph makes Torchwood seem easy to follow.
I'm having trouble with "Glory on the Thunder". The characters don't seem tricky; they seem indistinct.
slpsys yr new twitter name is p. great
fromsmiling posted nov 14, 2014 at 5:23pm
FRAIL SHELLS is DONE! (f​r​o​m​s​m​i​l​i​n​g​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​f​r​a​i​l​-​s​h​e​l​l​s) The game I made over the past week for #7dfps is out~ Check it out!
spladow posted nov 14, 2014 at 10:32am
This week I interviewed Tumblr's own missambear about her content platform for women, femsplain! b​u​f​f​.​l​y​/​1​E​D​b​S​J​V
Yeah? Well, I got out of bed and made it to the nearest coffee without dying. Your move, comet lander.
mallelis posted nov 12, 2014 at 11:31pm
"All of your exes are lined up and doing the dishes when you get home." At Last, You're Wearing The Right Bra Size | t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​1​/​1​2​/​y​o​u​…
oh nooo the vanity mirror in this hotel room shows you what you'd look like in HD and it's terrible
. cottonmice: "this game is all about the alluring yet oppressive presence of the past!" *flails arms excitedly*
Learned all my dance moves from the music video to that Shia song.
fortes posted nov 9, 2013 at 7:57pm
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
Join the Dewritos Corps, where you will consume Dewritos/try to make our enemies consume Dewritos.
I was trying to think up a Dewritos/US Army mashup, when cottonmice pointed out that Dewritos probably can already kill people.
Oh wow, it's by the same guy who made b​r​a​v​e​m​u​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​m​a​t​u​l​r​e​m​r​i​t , that amazing Dwarf Fortress fanfic.
and don't worry, you can choose a "Boy Meets Tractor" ending, as is traditional
hypertext story "The Domovoi" talks about a bit or Russian that is new to me b​r​a​v​e​m​u​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​m​o​v​o​i
Kentucky Route Zero, aka Talking About Ghosts Simulator.
davidsgallant sorry, only two tweetdeck + blocking bugs I could find
davidsgallant tweetdeck still shows blocked users in search results, and maybe shows blocked users in lists you subscribe to
English is weird, yall g​r​a​m​m​a​r​p​h​o​b​i​a​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​1​/​a​…
TRONMAXIMUM woo congrats on Joylancer getting on steam!!!
BlueSweatshirt posted nov 7, 2014 at 7:25pm
JOYLANCER is available on Steam Early Access AND it's 30% off. This is the best action game of the year folks, look NO further
A fancy hamburger place opened a block from my house. The struggle is real: c​d​n​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​1​1​D​F​8
Today's jam: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​I​g​L​q​g​l​…
lol Evestus and then Owl City on this mix created by a computer. My music library is such a horrorshow.
doctorow posted nov 7, 2014 at 10:44am
How love and integrity made Welcome to Night Vale a massive success b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​1​/​0​7​/​h​o​w​… /pls RT!
tommchenry posted nov 7, 2014 at 12:17am
Trying to remember all the stock type manga characters: the cool one, the dumb one, the zany doctor, the hacker, Pulcinella, Arlequino.
AmyDentata though that is probably just be setting it up wrong. Either way, monthly is easier to wrap my head around.
AmyDentata I like monthly. Few of the people I support per article get anywhere near the monthly caps I set up, most below 50%.
breehn posted nov 6, 2014 at 9:10pm
Bee and PuppyCat is OUT y'all i​o​9​.​c​o​m​/​t​w​o​-​n​e​w​-​e​p​i​s​o​d​…
evilhag posted nov 6, 2014 at 7:24pm
WHY #grumpycatsworstchristmasever ??ANSWER: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​j​m​e​F​5​z​E​N​p​M​o
b​l​u​e​s​w​e​a​t​s​h​i​r​t​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​f​a​n​t​a​s​t​i​c​-​w​i​t​c​… looks so amazing!
*everyone switches to cat shirts and I'm no longer hip* me: aw yiss, cat shirts
I picked up a dislike for plaid going to school in Vermont, glad I accidentally missed the boat here: i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​Z​U​y​B​Z​M​t
I'd be more into a​m​a​z​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​o​c​/​e​c​h​o if it was shaped like a menacing gargoyle, just a free tip.
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt up in your Gilmore Girls fanfic.
mmm tasty space shoes t​o​m​s​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​n​/​g​a​l​a​x​y​-​m​e​n​…
"Look to the Lady" is the best Campion two-parter. I will fight you.
EricaJoy posted nov 4, 2014 at 11:18pm
I just published “The Other Side of Diversity” m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​@​e​r​i​c​a​j​o​y​/​1​b​b​3​… My life, my truth.
molleindustria posted nov 4, 2014 at 10:22am
I took a DADA manifesto and replaced every instance of DADA with BIG DATA because m​o​l​l​e​i​n​d​u​s​t​r​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​f​i​l​e​s​/​B​I​G​-​D​A​T​A​…
too sleepy to look up all these candidates for the election tomorrow. I need a "Nap-In" ballot.
mistydemeo posted nov 3, 2014 at 9:09pm
I call this “Sonic & Knuckles in 32X, but dog” RT dogpictbotneo:
davidsgallant found it! d​a​v​i​d​s​g​a​l​l​a​n​t​.​c​o​m​/​a​p​o​c​l​a​t​e​r​.​h​t​m​l
davidsgallant that title is amazing omg
If we accidentally created a Paper Currency Maximizer w​i​k​i​.​l​e​s​s​w​r​o​n​g​.​c​o​m​/​w​i​k​i​/​P​a​p​e​r​c​l​i​p​…, would we even notice?
Just watched "Totoro" for the first time. I have so many feelings.
lovesgnomes nicest thing I've heard all week
Wolfe: "'Dark soul' is an odd phrase for a psychologist." Hibbard: "I read poetry weekends."
emilyterrible DamianSommer played the Yawhg today, it was beautiful! Thanks for making it!
social contract slasher film
His friends thought he might've ghosted. The only thing left was an illegible napkin scrawl: "roanoke."
When you code alone, you pair program with Hitler!
I tired to use e​g​a​r​d​e​p​e​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​t​e​c​h​n​o​c​c​u​l​t to get the grumpy cat christmas movie early, but all I got was this existential dread.
brb, quitting job, buying tv, buying cable subscription: t​v​l​i​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​1​/​0​1​/​g​r​u​…
"When they ran out of bombs they dropped railroad ties." I'm just going to be over here drowning in feels, how is your Sunday?
TheDoubleclicks posted oct 28, 2014 at 6:12pm
Just backed "Night Witches": a tabletop RPG about Soviet airwomen during World War Two by the ppl who made FIASCO!! k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​b​u​l​l​y​…
I am now the proud own of a habanero plant, named Mean Old Stagger Lee.
According to my profile, I've indicated 7,000 different tweets are my favorite. I am lying to some of you.
My life is a series of "Blue Oyster Cult" cover bands.
I spend most of my day telling cottonmice to steal cute internet pets for me. This is what "tech work" means, right?
Superchair14 posted oct 31, 2014 at 12:00am
#NameThreeGames 1. Games Earl Jones 2. Games Bond 3. Games Franco
'cause I ain't no halloween girl
davidsgallant until I clicked on "parent" I couldn't even tell if the comment was pro- or anti-... anything.
HiddenPinky posted oct 14, 2014 at 11:24pm
Your password must contain at least two female characters who talk to each other about something other than a man.
My commute brought to you by a Series of Sportfortunate Events
nrrrdcore posted oct 29, 2014 at 8:12pm
.femfreq is going to be on The Colbert Report TONIGHT t​h​e​m​a​r​y​s​u​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​n​i​t​a​-​s​a​r​k​e​e​s​i​… 👌
current status: h​a​t​e​s​.​c​o​m​p​u​t​e​r
lolcatstevens 1337p337 Sue Grafton's newest novel: "F is for Fish Ghosts"
lolcatstevens 1337p337 Anemone at the Gates?
lolcatstevens 1337p337 "Damn it Jim, I'm a sturgeon, not a warp core technician!"
lolcatstevens posted oct 27, 2014 at 5:55pm
1337p337 5000lobsters read more in the archive of Edgar Allan Roe
1337p337 cottonmice's gps programs sometimes get stuck on a loop where they make her cross and recross the Bay Bridge, because fishghosts
1337p337 the ones who were crushed by all the garbage we poured into the bay to make treasure island, was what I was thinking
mikesacco posted oct 26, 2014 at 11:16pm
Andy Warhol was designed to be an evil twin of Andy Marhol before going on to star in his own games, such as Warhol Land and WarholWare
Sneak peek of cottonmice and my halloween costumes this year:
A Lisa Frank dolphin sticker can cover a multitude of sins.
Mind like a steel trap. So many critters' legs caught in my mind.
I like big bells bells bells bells bells bells bells.
I whistled for a cab and, when it came near, the license plate said "nevermore" and there were dice in the mirror.
I want to join the bitcoin party so late it's just me, FBI sting operations, and someone from the estate of Cory Doctorow.
are bitcoins retro abandonware yet? is there a newsletter that will tell me when they gain aol-chat-room hipster cachet?
kg_ubu posted oct 25, 2014 at 10:06am
My class, called "Wasting time on the Internet," will be offered Penn next semester: e​n​g​l​i​s​h​.​u​p​e​n​n​.​e​d​u​/​C​o​u​r​s​e​s​/​U​n​d​e​r​g​…
ibogost posted oct 25, 2014 at 10:12am
so much depends upon a gold wheel barrow doing skateboard tricks on a web video s​p​l​o​i​d​.​g​i​z​m​o​d​o​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​i​s​-​g​u​y​-​u​s​i​n​g​…
Hell is other people's short story ideas.
She blacked out somewhere in the middle of my pitch for a story about fish ghosts on treasure island--I have a good feeling about this one.
. cottonmice's brainstorming process: she asks me for ideas, and my terrible ideas cause her to reach a fugue state, where Art happens.
Did you know: baseball is a story about nine lost boys, struggling to find their way home?
Did you know: Ramanujan's notebooks contained an indepedant derivation of the rules for modern baseball?
Did you know: the baseball league structure was inspired by the Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror"?
so the a's and the giant's could only compete in that one match, and only if they both won against their arbitrary subsets?
but that's the only time national and american leagues interact?
wait so there's two overlapping leagues owner by the same corp, and the world series is a showoff between winners from both leagues?
I imagine twitter in 2117 will mainly be used for warning your friends of approaching Dog Lords.
The next transit of Venus will start on December 11th, 2117 at 23:58 UTC. See you there.
knifesex posted oct 24, 2014 at 8:33pm
arrakis spice latte
e​n​.​m​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​R​ü​p​p​e​l​l​'​s​… flies higher than Mt. Everest.
I have no idea what that windows93 thing is, but I know it's magical.
jankenpopp posted oct 24, 2014 at 1:25pm
ONLINE NOW : w​i​n​d​o​w​s​9​3​.​n​e​t LIVE KEYNOTE AT 20:00 HERE : b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​u​Q​v​b​K​v
TakeThatDarwin posted oct 24, 2014 at 12:31pm
I'm on a paleo diet. I only eat glyptodonts, saber-toothed cats, mammoths, and ground sloths. I am SO HUNGRY.
ibogost posted oct 23, 2014 at 6:53pm
"Disturbed" is an anagram of "Subreddit"
strngwys posted oct 23, 2014 at 1:14am
god damn sexy raccoons RT power_crystals: p​i​c​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​x​N​1​D​D​t​n​e​I​C
RealBenGilbert posted oct 22, 2014 at 12:02pm
I wrote this piece about the trailer for "Hatred" and why you might feel crappy about it: e​n​g​a​d​g​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​0​/​2​2​/​h​a​t​… Big thanks to adrianchm!
kennwhite posted oct 22, 2014 at 10:24pm
Confirmed on new test server: Verizon injects device-level tracking headers to *all* sites I visit, despite opt out.
lindsaydevon posted oct 22, 2014 at 7:57pm
Got my pic taken for a thing today. Here were my accidental poses: Cowgirl on Ghost Horse; Arrested; Are These My Hands?; Scared Beyoncé.
I don't understand how keyboard cat works. does it take two hands? where do these tiny shirts come from?
cottonmice posted oct 22, 2014 at 7:38pm
Boyfriend just referred to my current mode of dress as "Manic Pumpkin Dream Girl." So that's where I'm at with the whole fall thing.
noahhrs spladow can send you one, need email address.
Too sick to order pizza. Really glad I didn't try to crawl into work today.
Shia Surprise!
davisac1 posted oct 22, 2014 at 12:16pm
*yawns* Oh, the Shia LeBeouf song has a video now, that's cool. *watches* *WATCHES* *WATCHES FOREVER* y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​o​0​u​4​M​6​…
This cat is majestic: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​1​4​Q​T
The New York Times is renaming it "The Roxane Gay Sells All the Books, Okay" List #RoxaneGayFacts
Roxane Gay is the editor of 100% of the world's journals #RoxaneGayFacts
naughtysecrets posted oct 21, 2014 at 2:35pm
I was skeptical but the Circle of Cat Binding is Real Magic
Someone checking their xanga blog while trying to drive in the rain is going to crash into my car and kill us both, but still woo rain!
woo it's raining in the bay!
auntiepixelante yes!
negatendo posted oct 20, 2014 at 11:35pm
I love how this game flips the theme of tower defense away from killing aliens with lasers! s​t​e​a​m​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​y​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​d​f​i​l​e​s​/​f​i​… (via glassbottommeg)
jennschiffer posted oct 20, 2014 at 10:19am
friday night I posted v​a​r​t​.​i​n​s​t​i​t​u​t​e​/​m​a​g​r​i​t​t​e - check it out if you're one of those "no computer on weekends" types
Criminal Moons: Inigo Montoya is a sexy teen werewolf detective
I was a paranormal teen romance.
He make shoes for dog. 🎵 he's a pitbull farrier 🎵 y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​V​f​4​3​w​…
The latest Night Vale has a tiramisu recipe with a psychoactive amount of nutmeg. NV wiki is going to be all "spiders eating the colors."
"deserts" in "just deserts" is a sexy Anne Rice word vampire, brooding about in a world that fears and loves its shiny hair.
"deserts" in "just deserts" is a beautiful word dinosaur, stomping through modern LA, all confused.
Jon_Dickman probably! I bet when Guy Fieri make Aurora Sauce it doesn't taste like shit, so that's one way me and Guy are different.
ineptune_ posted jan 7, 2014 at 8:28pm
there are people outside my house. about 7 billion
The replies on t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​/​s​t​a​t​u​s​… are hilarious. This bumbling, megalomaniacal company is so darn cute.
Who has two thumbs and has Opinions about French Sauces?
All trashing m​o​r​e​t​h​a​n​g​o​u​r​m​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​o​u​r​-​f​a​m​i​l​y​-​r​e​c​… for using a store-bought white sauce instead of normandy sauce from scratch.
I'm only like 4 pages into "French Cooking in Ten Minutes" and I'm already putting on airs.
Pretty mad this new Alien thing is some kind of Interactive Friendship Rules System instead of another movie.
startled I will wish you a happy birthday, even though you didn't use your Special Birthday Boy powers to make my emoji dreams come true.
Where is my goddamn burrito emoji?
"...most #GamerGate supporters simply don't care if they share a movement with hardcore misogynists." b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​s​D​9​P​E​o
ChrisWarcraft posted oct 13, 2014 at 12:46pm
Congrats #Gamergate'rs! You've officially met all the criteria to be a hate group! Well done! j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​g​a​m​e​r​g​a​t​e​-​t​r​o​l​…
hmason posted oct 9, 2014 at 8:16pm
TIL that the phrase software "patch" is from a physical patch applied to Mark 1 paper tape to modify the program.
catallman posted oct 9, 2014 at 2:36pm
#GHC14 Alan Eustace is reversing the Male Allies Panel "you talk and I listen." 2pm today west 201 board room.
meowrobot posted oct 9, 2014 at 12:35pm
💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍, 🍌 📞
spladow posted oct 9, 2014 at 11:24pm
Wooooh! I Had Ten Dollars returns from hiatus with @caseykolderup talking about Lonecraft. b​u​f​f​.​l​y​/​1​s​e​n​H​n​k
cooking in cast iron skillets as a source of iron, wacky g​o​a​s​k​a​l​i​c​e​.​c​o​l​u​m​b​i​a​.​e​d​u​/​d​o​e​s​-​c​o​o​k​i​n​g​-​c​…
concernedfems posted oct 8, 2014 at 10:15pm
Whoever just called BINGO I love you forever 💖💛💙💜💚❤️💖 #ghc14 #ghcmanwatch
I rate it 5/5 in terms of recreating the original feels
played t​i​l​d​e​.​c​l​u​b​/​~​c​o​r​t​e​x​/​j​s​/​t​i​l​… for ~20 seconds, already losing consciousness from rage
codewytch thanks!
straw poll: is "werewolfram alpha" too technical for a halloween name, or just right?
vogon posted oct 8, 2014 at 5:40pm
IBM Watson's question answering service is bullshit imo
fatneckbeardguy so true, demonstrated by an ad network with a huge amount of impressions but low inventory (so many free subreddit ads).
sir__robin posted oct 7, 2014 at 12:06pm
Giddy with excitement about HBO's forthcoming adaptation of MargaretAtwood's Maddaddam trilogy.
Log Horizon is back! I can finally stop the Dance of Sorrow, legs were getting tired.
Hoping implicit-association senpai notices me (with lower latency than senpai noticing other ppl of course).
Implicit-association test is some fucking amazing experiment design: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​I​m​p​l​i​c​i​t​-​…
Paging 1337p337 y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​G​Z​x​-​L​J​…
I don't know if my heart can handle it, but moar Twin Peaks is happening: d​e​a​d​l​i​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​1​0​/​t​w​i​n​-​p​…
startled I'm glad you're into to. I heard sleep was for dead people, anyway.
the hours without Lift or the Machine Gun were less fun, I'd like the game better if it started with enough things unlocked.
about 6 hours into coop playthrough of destiny. it seems like my character gained enough powers/weapons to be fun ~lvl 9.
emotica is a short, fun game about emoticons: a​u​n​t​i​e​p​i​x​e​l​a​n​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​m​o​t​i​c​a​/
is it weird that this abstract notation makes an idea click for me? I feel like the "words" part of the my brain doesn't work as well.
eevee posted oct 4, 2014 at 10:22pm
and i fucking hate when people do this, because it doesn't matter if X is /more/ consistent with ¬Y. effectively, Y → (X → Y). a tautology.
ugh I got all excited about b​b​q​.​a​b​o​u​t​.​c​o​m​/​o​d​/​b​a​r​b​e​c​u​e​s​a​u​… but it is not my jam.
"bamboo paddle or butter knife" like those are equally common items b​l​u​e​b​o​t​t​l​e​c​o​f​f​e​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​e​p​a​r​a​t​i​o​n​-​g​u​…
startled trying to make b​l​u​e​b​o​t​t​l​e​c​o​f​f​e​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​e​p​a​r​a​t​i​o​n​-​g​u​… . 12 hours is a super long amount of time--can I speed this up with vinegar or something?
ElizSimins OMG, it's literally trying to get you to answer "Aren't you worried about alientating potential allies?" about the site itself.
2 9's of uptime m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​V​O​2
My own private t​i​l​d​e​.​c​l​u​b, where I stop the wrong ec2 instance and spend friday night getting it running again.
backed, but not because I want bear senpai to notice me or anything k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​1​2​8​6​0​…
killscreen posted oct 3, 2014 at 3:30pm
Damian Sommer’s chess breaks what may’ve already been broken k​l​l​s​.​c​r​/​1​v​C​6​q​V​l
To be fair, Internet people are pretty much the worst: d​n​a​i​n​f​o​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​-​y​o​r​k​/​2​0​1​4​1​…
The guy who sits in the dark on a nearby porch and makes cat noises near my window is not my favorite.
"Tacocat backwards is tacocaT" - ufez m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​T​Y​F
evilpez4 posted sep 30, 2014 at 8:36pm
Whoever's naming the adoptable kitties at the SPCA is on fire.
Twitter strips emoji out of names? There goes my awesome plan to be 👻🐖
PlanetofFinks posted sep 30, 2014 at 8:12pm
tonitonirocca SuzanEraslan fetishization of some nonexistent golden age of "being a gentleman" focusing on hats dudes used to wear.
Just like in fast food, the idealized does not fit reality: t​h​e​a​w​l​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​9​/​u​b​e​r​-​o​…
The idealized Uber worker is the idealized fast food employee, time-shifted half a decade.
ecin_gnihtaseod posted sep 30, 2014 at 1:42am
*flips the pillow to the colder side* nice
My new hobby: laughing at Booth's unfunny jokes, loudly, to annoy cottonmice
startled y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​6​G​4​X​7​…
If this was a variety of sauce, a reasonable complaint might be that the sauce is thin.
h​e​a​r​t​a​c​h​e​s​i​s​t​e​r​s​.​c​o​m are awsm
Home-made sourdough bread, still warm from the oven. Smear of butter on top, sprinkle of black truffle salt. Better than brunch---I said it!
There are only 8 kinds of people, and one of them rocks a red dye job, Tom Cruise's jacket, and a smoking device from the Phantom Menace.
I feel like I tweet about that e-cig kid every time I BART over here. Is it the same kid every time?
I propose renaming 80% of SFs neighborhoods "Little Internet Coupon Startup."
I call bullshit on parts of Little Italy more than a block away from a place that sells cheese wrapped in meat.
Props to the kid with the red hair, bomber jacket and e-cig. The future has never looked so cool.
Manhattans like a big old Neal Stephenson hug.
"The Interval" has a great cocktail menu, and Brian Eno shit on the walls <333333
It's been a year since the Craft Spirits Festival, but I still feel hungover when I look at Fort Mason.
radiatoryang posted sep 27, 2014 at 12:10pm
I hope Destiny announcer dad will notice me
In "Boyhood," a dog learns, over the course of 11 years, to play basketball.
I'm not too proud to admit I cried a little when Snape killed Dumbledore in "Boyhood: Year 6."
The end of "Boyhood" was so jarring--how could those motorcycle rednecks just gun him down like that?
It's a little freaky at the end of "Boyhood" when he finds that monolith near Jupiter and tells us it's all made of stars.
I peeled the cover off, and "Boyhood" is secretly just that 6-VHS "Lawrence of Arabia" set I never watched at mom's house.
mcclure111 posted sep 26, 2014 at 6:13pm
TeaMichelle posted sep 26, 2014 at 11:48pm
Holy crap found a Sister Spit 1998 van diary online! Super amazing! W/ captaindingbat Blisick SiniAnderson +more! s​i​s​t​e​r​s​p​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​9​8​l​o​g​.​h​t​m​l
"He'd murder dead things if science would let him." a​c​h​e​w​o​o​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​?​d​a​t​e​…
jennschiffer posted sep 25, 2014 at 4:21pm
new vertical on the bocoup company blog: wilto and i talk web dev nutrition tips
[commute] m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​Q​P​8
My stomach is a graveyard, with a whole section marked out for the Pizza Roll family.
e​a​s​y​c​h​i​r​p​.​c​o​m is a web client for twitter that focuses on a11y. Liking it so far :)
woofycakes posted sep 24, 2014 at 6:49pm
5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order c​l​i​c​k​h​o​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​/​5​-​s​e​c​r​… via @clickhole
It's cool that the makers e​l​l​o​.​c​o​/​w​t​f​/​p​o​s​t​/​a​b​o​u​t​… choose to pay out of pocket to keep it running. Doesn't make other sites evil tho.
Hey look a review a of cottonmice's book: e​n​t​r​o​p​y​m​a​g​.​o​r​g​/​h​e​r​-​k​i​n​d​-​o​f​-​d​r​…
"And if you put your phone in your back pocket and sit on it, I’m not sure what to tell you." loooooooool d​a​r​i​n​g​f​i​r​e​b​a​l​l​.​n​e​t​/​l​i​n​k​e​d​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​9​…
StephLauren posted sep 23, 2014 at 4:42pm
Ooof RT kkestler: Looks like an espn scorecenter dev somewhere is having a tough day
Cheese it, spladow, they're on to us!
ADACTIVITY posted sep 22, 2014 at 5:08pm
puppytube MammonMachine Into this new conspiracy for 2014 #thetruthisoutthere
jennschiffer posted sep 22, 2014 at 10:40am
super excited to launch this new project that merges 3 things i like to do: writing, code, and art. check out v​a​r​t​.​i​n​s​t​i​t​u​t​e
Every character in Destiny spladow plays gets a special class ability: Super Run Away.
Backup joke: this bird is Ambrose Monk because he's afraid of leaving the house and this season would be more compelling without him.
I'm naming this bird Nero Wolfe, because it never leaves the house and solves mysteries. Except it doesn't solve mysteries.
jennschiffer posted sep 18, 2014 at 12:05pm
boroughgramming @Brooklyn_js! (@ 61 Local in Brooklyn, NY w/ ohhoe) s​w​a​r​m​a​p​p​.​c​o​m​/​j​e​n​n​s​c​h​i​f​f​e​r​/​c​…
That's some quality Bones humor, only 4 years too late to be topical.
"Oh no, the Gravedigger has buried the writing staff!" -- me, watching Bones 5x04
gene_wood thanks!
spladow m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​M​P​B
spladow w​a​s​t​e​d​t​a​l​e​n​t​.​c​a​/​c​o​m​i​c​/​d​o​g​e​-​l​y​f​e
plante posted sep 17, 2014 at 11:35pm
I wrote erotic poetry using nothing but quotes from iPhone 6 reviews t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​9​/​1​7​/​6​3​3​4​…
arealliveghost posted sep 16, 2014 at 1:03am
I can't believe b​a​b​y​d​o​g​.​c​o​m costs $60. for that much money I could buy a real baby dog and train it to grow up into a website
PubeGoldberg posted sep 7, 2014 at 6:37pm
CarbyKong King_Darian if cool ranch was really cool it wouldnt need to state it
1337p337 p​b​s​.​t​w​i​m​g​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​d​i​a​/​B​w​8​5​i​5​f​C​…
Wait, Berlin did *what* to smuggle himself into the country? He could have just paid Reddington for that in 1x01!
All shooting at stuff and bumping into walls in their "ooh I have a rocket ship you won't get for 30 minutes" rocket ships.
Least favorite part of Destiny: these nerds who are not in my party, who still somehow show up on missions.
JermHimselfish posted sep 13, 2014 at 10:26pm
Her hair was long, like a Maroon 5 song. Her eyes shined like 2 songs by Maroon 5. I tried to speak but all that came out was Maroon 5 songs
anildash posted sep 13, 2014 at 5:21pm
At xoxo, ethan_diamond explains that Bandcamp worked from a public library for its first 4 years. Public commons power entrepreneurship.
monicabyrne13 posted sep 13, 2014 at 11:56pm
This Former NASA Intern Just Wrote The Best Sci-Fi Book of the Year y​e​s​m​a​g​a​z​i​n​e​.​o​r​g​/​h​a​p​p​i​n​e​s​s​/​t​h​i​s​… yesmagazine
the number out of base
"the colour out of space" except it's a number in a non-decimal base
Trying to autotag names in posts causes users to accidentally send messages to people they didn't mean to.
sunghu posted sep 12, 2014 at 10:13am
Grandmothers are accidentally tagging themselves as Grandmaster Flash on Facebook. i​n​d​e​p​e​n​d​e​n​t​.​c​o​.​u​k​/​n​e​w​s​/​w​e​i​r​d​-​n​e​w​…
♬ keep a little horse head mask in your soul ♬
samusclone posted sep 11, 2014 at 11:44pm
"Out of 84,796 articles published by the video-game press in 2013, 0.44% talk about feminism," via MorganRamsay: s​t​o​r​i​f​y​.​c​o​m​/​M​o​r​g​a​n​R​a​m​s​a​y​/​h​…
Fengxii posted sep 10, 2014 at 4:55pm
Oh shit studiooleomingu's Rituals is finished!! Oh shit!! o​l​e​o​m​i​n​g​u​s​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​r​i​t​u​a​l​s
Right when I got to work, "The Sound of Silence" started playing on my headphones. Had to switch tracks--Too Real for before lunch.
1337p337 m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​I​U​3
spladow there is totally a metal axle in that yoyo we were playing with yesterday: y​o​-​y​o​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​/​s​i​t​e​… maybe we are not good people?
thejaymo posted sep 9, 2014 at 6:16am
.@Growstuff is running a crowdfunding campaign! Please help support open data for food growers! i​n​d​i​e​g​o​g​o​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​g​r​o​w​s​… via pozorvlak
1337p337 that is some super great bloopy jam. I want to see the unfinished thing when it is a finished thing!
1337p337 wait wat thing?
armst thedaniel guess I have to stay here until I've had allll the sandwiches. I'm p. okay with this.
The best bahn mi is from Xoia in Echo Park. I will fight you.
Scorpios, your horoscope for today: scorpions.
today's horse-related update: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​H​3​T via my_shoes_hurt
Changed car headlight myself. Next up: opinions about sports, grilling.
today in important horse news: 🐎
tqbf posted sep 4, 2014 at 10:34am
This is an amazing piece of reporting. STL’s “suburbs” are more batshit than you could imagine. w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​t​h​e​-​w​a​t​c​h​…
I would parkour the hell out of a Mirror's Edge spinoff for Walter: t​h​e​c​o​n​c​o​u​r​s​e​.​d​e​a​d​s​p​i​n​.​c​o​m​/​r​i​d​e​-​a​l​o​n​g​-​w​i​t​…
I made a GEORF m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​F​A​Z
Based on t​h​e​k​i​t​c​h​n​.​c​o​m​/​h​o​w​-​t​o​-​b​a​k​e​-​a​-​… , I propose: Eon Potatoes--like the slow cooker recipe, but slower.
damn, I am totally outclassed by this culture jammer. just check out all her cool deembroidery tools! l​i​n​d​e​e​g​e​m​b​r​o​i​d​e​r​y​.​c​o​m​/​h​o​w​-​t​o​-​r​e​m​o​v​e​-​…
a page from that secret "how to be an adult" manual everyone else got: j​a​k​e​s​b​b​q​s​a​u​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​_​i​n​f​o​.​p​…
cool youtube -> gif tool, way to support content creation! c​h​r​o​m​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​b​s​t​o​r​e​/​d​e​t​a​i​…
Forget social networks, I only hang out on USDA home canning websites: n​c​h​f​p​.​u​g​a​.​e​d​u​/​p​u​b​l​i​c​a​t​i​o​n​s​/​p​…
scalzi posted sep 1, 2014 at 1:12pm
Awwww. My mom left me a five star review on Amazon.
"I don't think there's such a thing as 'serial killer heaven,'" a hungover cottonmice opines, during Bones 3x01.
"No! Bad raccoon!" I yelled, like a raccoon expert.
auntiepixelante posted aug 31, 2014 at 2:15pm
HEY Y'ALL i won't be at sfzinefest today but copies of ZZT and STAR WENCH will be! buy them at the main table
Full Metal Pony: Friendship is Hell
ElizSimins "We’re a few dozen people talking about a few hundred people" looks like something I'd disagree with if I could parse it.
everyone knows that skeletons aren't real
itchio posted aug 27, 2014 at 5:29pm
Games that hurt people aren’t cool - updates to the itch.io acceptable use policy i​t​c​h​i​o​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​5​9​4​1​5​0​7​8​… #gamedev
This shirt is the cutest. You can tell because it's in the URL: t​e​e​s​p​r​i​n​g​.​c​o​m​/​c​u​t​i​e​s
slpsys I'm adding extremely dilute danger to my life to become immune to death.
Using bungie cords to suspend rarely-used appliances from the ceiling. So far, so good:
albany bulb satan will protect us from earthquakes m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​G​7
a nice town, full of friendly people m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​G​4
6 episodes in, I finally realize that Mr Peanutbutter doesn't have a first name. What, like I was gonna finish a book today?
"Horses can't actually vomit," cottonmice snarks as I watch this new horse cartoon.
davidsgallant dog holding kitten holding soccer ball m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​0​O
BooDooPerson posted aug 22, 2014 at 4:26pm
Taking a selfie with someone in VR is called #BombingTheRift and you need to do it whenever you have the chance now:
thanks, bugs, for saving me from freaking out about things rando medical sites tell me
lol crashed webmd by opening two tabs, filling one out, then closing it and filling out the next tab
This is my "oops, broke someone's server and it's 9pm" jam: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​t​j​K​H​Q​e​…
lovesgnomes and don't forget that ruby starts counting at 1. why? to hurt your feelings. yes, you.
lovesgnomes cottonmice see also: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​S​t​e​v​e​_​E​r​i​…
lovesgnomes I haven't read anything by Steven Erickson. He has the same name as cottonmice's advisor in MFA, and it's the funniest.
5000lobsters aaand they added "DRM-free" to the page. huzzah!
"DRM" doesn't appear anywhere on h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s , can someone who has bought these confirm they are drm-free?
awolfalways lovesgnomes devildoc035 TOO REAL
If you really think about it, "Viva Las Vegas" is one of Kubrick's darkest works.
The camera's framerate is too slow for Ann-Margret's jerky dancing. The whole world is too slow for Ann-Margret's jerky dancing.
As his Italian friend dies, Elvis hips, offscreen, jiggle mournfully.
Elvis staring at cuddling couples for way, way too long.
Also if I wasn't going to pay $100 for frikking sweet dino shoes, I am deffff not paying $300 for boring loafers.
The internet is trying to tell me that it's time to put aside my dreams dinosaur footwear:
auntiepixelante t​o​u​t​b​o​x​.​f​r​/​t​e​l​e​c​h​a​r​g​e​r​_​e​b​… seems to be it
MoreAndAgain posted aug 14, 2014 at 9:06pm
Whoa! That was quick! RT TPM: House Democrat unveils bill to demilitarize local police b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​o​y​h​b​X​P
awyisser posted aug 14, 2014 at 3:03pm
#awyiss apis | i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​Z​O​x​d​9​N​n
mikeBithell 12 EST statement from Missouri Gov c​b​s​n​e​w​s​.​c​o​m​/​v​i​d​e​o​s​/​l​i​v​e​-​v​i​…
SistaToFunky posted aug 14, 2014 at 11:41pm
Reports: Gov. Nixon to remove St. Louis County police from Ferguson s​a​l​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​8​/​1​4​/​r​e​p​… via Salon
MissAlexisK posted aug 14, 2014 at 12:09am
FYI, here is a public list of all reporters/journalists on the ground. t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​k​r​i​s​t​e​n​h​a​r​e​/​l​i​…
On some days I've reported that my jam is something other than y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​4​V​4​I​E​V​… . I apologize for the error.
It is not called a "3 pages of stock photos" report, people.
tl;dr: tech at apple is 20% women.
Happy apple released diversity stats, quietly sobbing that I have to scroll through so much bullshit to read them: a​p​p​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​d​i​v​e​r​s​i​t​y​/
monteiro I can't figure out what format the ebook's in. epub? mobi? pdf?
same: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​4​A​O
BlueSweatshirt posted aug 11, 2014 at 3:30pm
things are getting prettier, now i just need to ask myself "how do i veer this away from horrid jrpg battle dynamics"
spladow first 13 eps will be available on the 19th: c​r​u​n​c​h​y​r​o​l​l​.​c​o​m​/​a​t​t​a​c​k​-​o​n​-​t​i​t​a​n
New job description: I'm that "eeeee" sound that's made when you drive with your emergency brake on.
The blind machine gods carefully rebuilt the world, exactly as it was before.
ashedryden cached: w​e​b​c​a​c​h​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​u​s​e​r​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​.​c​o​m​/​s​e​a​r​c​h​?​q​=​c​a​c​h​e​…
cottonmice lies, damned lies! though one day I'll finally trick you into independently recreating all of RoboCop.
slpsys also have to lol at the req for both "recent grads" and "for experienced traders." just not toooo experienced?
slpsys ageism, I guess?
The new d​o​u​g​h​n​u​t​d​o​l​l​y​.​c​o​m in Berkeley is amazing! I had a bourbon-creme doughnut, and now I know Kung fu.
I want a Rocky sequel, but with the fish fighting its pokemon rival through random movements for hours.
All hail FishNet, our new cybernetic fish overlord.
FioraAeterna posted aug 7, 2014 at 11:57pm
drk spladow I am creeping on yr pizza party Thomas !!
Pentadact posted aug 7, 2014 at 7:21am
Twitch are deleting all your past broadcasts in 3 weeks, and doing a bad job of warning you about it. b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​8​/​0​6​/​t​w​i​…
nievved I first heard about them from you! I have all their stuff from $day_you_mentioned_them, but I'll check to newer jams
This p5.js thing laurmccarthy made is amazing and fun and goofy and amazing: h​e​l​l​o​.​p​5​j​s​.​o​r​g
Couple pages into "The Tiger in the Smoke." If the missing husband turns out to be in that matching band, I will be disappoint.
Today's jam: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​q​t​l​G​x​I​…
Periodic reminder that business models like "ads-based" do not have an intrinsic right to work.
I am cancelling Wednesday: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​1​R​Z
brb, moving to russia to have my cyberfuture that never was m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​1​L​P
slpsys cottonmice we started later, but we caught up fast
PlanetofFinks have you tried *furiously flips through manual* coating yourself in a dry rub and marinating for 4-6 hours?
You're on the niiiiiight BART
She is become Art
This bar is now exceeding its quota of people dressed exactly like Steve Jobs by at least 2.
That said, we can all work together to make this an actual room where makeouts happen. (This message not endorsed by cottonmice Corp)
That's not, like, a euphamism. This bar is just called "the Make Out Room."
. cottonmice is reading tonight at 8, at the Make Out Room.
tinysubversions existing+validationishaaaaard@existing
cottonmice posted jul 17, 2014 at 1:20pm
I reviewed Jac Jemc's "A Different Bed Every Time" for HeavyFeatherRev. Read it here: g​o​o​.​g​l​/​9​R​z​2​X​E
They look on with a Proprietary Interest m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​0​8​E
Donald_Booker ♪ Seth and Riker, sitting in a tree ♪ cree - ee - ee - ee - ee - eeping ♪
lolcatstevens is he some kind of spider creature?!
lolcatstevens oooooohhh mmmmyyyy goooooddddd
2014 update: on rewatching TNG, Riker still seems super creepy
SamanthaZero posted aug 1, 2014 at 12:10pm
I made a new trailer of the Alpha 1 Sentris build, showing the new Canyon colors in motion. Check it out: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​L​M​T​J​y​V​M​i​2​x​A
Capris for my men, and jorts for my horses.
scalzi posted aug 1, 2014 at 12:19pm
And somewhere in a basement, the lone remaining MySpace engineer rubs his hands together and says NOW IT'S DOUG'S TURN TO SHINE
alexhern posted aug 1, 2014 at 11:35pm
So OKCupid’s Been Experimenting On Humans. But Who Hasn’t? c​l​i​c​k​h​o​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​p​o​s​t​/​s​o​-​o​k​…
My religion: rooms with high ceilings, and the part of the rock concert where the crowd sings along.
At an Arcade Fire concert woooo metal
anildash posted jul 30, 2014 at 9:58am
If you'd like to see truth, you should read kfan on Kim Kardashian, and her game, and media, and humans in general: k​f​a​n​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​3​3​0​6​7​9​2​8​…
Donald_Booker probs: 1. the people who designed VBA 2. their supportive programmer parents
Could you imagine a more litigious crowd to piss off? #examsoft
Hot dang, juliepagano is selling Feminist Fire Bees merch: f​i​r​e​b​e​.​e​s​/​s​h​o​p​/
On the other hand, CryptoKids (brought to you by NSA!) is pretty freaky.
On the one hand, suuuuper into whatever the heck a "cyber-cat" is.
seldo posted jul 29, 2014 at 8:15pm
VERY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY: n​s​a​.​g​o​v​/​k​i​d​s​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​h​t​m Featuring the CryptoKids®, a pair of terrifying cyber-cats.
samusclone posted jul 28, 2014 at 10:45am
A lot of ppl don't get why I dislike the endless internet "happy birthday" parade. Finally, someone else gets it: m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​s​s​a​g​e​/​t​h​e​-​i​n​…
mcclure111 put pictures of cats on all but one screen. or on all the screens? I am not good at game advice.
Perception 3x01 is hands down the worst TV I've seen this year.
New Jenny Lewis album!!1! n​p​r​.​o​r​g​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​7​/​2​0​/​3​3​1​…
eevee a watermill lets you harness the power of Poseidon for grinding grains #lifehacks
AlexKara15 posted jul 24, 2014 at 11:05pm
Werster's 1' 51" Pokemon Red any% speed run was beaten - and not by ThePokeBot this time! This 1' 50" run makes WR: p​o​c​k​e​t​m​o​n​s​t​e​r​.​k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​a​-​n​e​w​-​w​o​r​l​d​-​r​e​…
darth pictures of dogs is SO last week. here's a picture of a lobster instead:
This week spladow talked to thricedotted about bots. Bot idea: bot that squeals about how cute these projects are i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​t​h​r​…
seldo posted jul 23, 2014 at 6:00pm
Updated my tech diversity spreadsheet with Twitter's data: d​o​c​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​r​e​a​d​s​h​e​e​t​s​/​d​… By far the worst tech-staff gender imbalance so far.
KidsCoding posted jul 24, 2014 at 2:05pm
And we’re off! #KidsCodeJeunesse was broken into and we’ve lost some precious filming equipment. Please help! i​n​d​i​e​g​o​g​o​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​k​i​d​s​-​…
gersandelf sorry for the notification spam!
spladow n​e​r​d​m​e​r​i​t​b​a​d​g​e​s​.​c​o​m !!
I never want just one Vietnamese coffee, which is bad because I have just one functioning heart.
Have you kissed your favorite #brand on the mouth today?
Made some pretzels from this recipe: f​o​o​d​n​e​t​w​o​r​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​/​a​l​t​o​n​-​…
The part of my commute where I make claims about what's for dinner. Today: I baselessly assert I'm going to eat a steak wrapped in pizza.
jamiekilstein posted jul 22, 2014 at 5:27pm
The internet isn't "just cat pictures." Its filled with so much sad shit, that we post the cat pictures so we don't all sink into depression
m​o​d​e​l​v​i​e​w​c​u​l​t​u​r​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​i​e​c​e​s​/​k​i​l​l​i​n​g​… is great, and every underlined word links to something else great.
I just got an email from fedex with a tracking link that 404'd. fedex: just wait until you have shipping info to email me about it.
Played a game of c​r​y​p​t​o​z​o​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​g​a​m​e​s​/​e​p​i​c​-​s​p​e​… without the "hella yelling the spell names" part. Big mistake--it's totes about hella yelling.
Liquid nitrogen cooking for the first time today: ice cream, oreos, and reeses. This must be what wanting to fry all foods feels like.
how long can you gnaw on pork chop bones before you die? asking for a friend.
Skud posted jul 15, 2014 at 5:38pm
Aiiane through I did side eye "we've made a community of real people". So tired of that language and its implications :(
cassandragillig posted jul 15, 2014 at 5:29pm
my 1st chapbook is coming out in sept from perfect lovers & i just want every1 2 kno it was written 100% by this dog
Imma let you finish, but N. K. Sandars had one of the best Gilgamesh translations of all time r​o​s​e​m​i​k​e​.​n​e​t​/​q​u​o​t​e​s​/​m​i​s​c​/​e​p​…
If they don't scoff "of course!" when you ask if their translation of Dante is terza rima, don't fuck 'em.
LilaQWeaver posted jul 13, 2014 at 11:17pm
Revising my novel. Here's my cat's contribution: [[[[[ik --I don't know. Seems a little too experimental.
Asked the barefoot college kid walking in circles in the street if he was doing okay. He said "yes," but he meant "yes, geezer."
Loved Psycho Kitty at BEast Crawl today. Check them out: p​s​y​c​h​o​k​i​t​t​y​s​f​.​c​o​m​/​b​a​n​d​_​b​i​o​/
The internet, in pictures:
MammonMachine posted jul 10, 2014 at 8:39pm
Oh yeah pls read my guide to evo, I promise it is on the level! k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​y​o​u​r​-​g​u​i​d​e​-​t​o​-​…
cottonmice posted jul 10, 2014 at 11:56pm
The Man Without Canapes #foodiefiction
xMattieBrice posted jul 8, 2014 at 3:20pm
There is literally nothing useful, poignant, or healthy about decide who gets to identify as what
Arby's™ is an island.
ianinamerica thanks! Good catch on the typo: fixed.
"My name is Arby's™," Odysseus told him.
"I am no man!" yelled Arby's™, as it swung its blade.
corporate herohood
spladow posted jul 3, 2014 at 1:21pm
This week I interviewed medialab's sannabh about Tether, which lets people's memories drift around the world. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​s​a​v​…
jennschiffer posted jul 2, 2014 at 12:11pm
every time a man tells us we should dress for the job we want & not the job we have, I put on my dinosaur onesie
Cate_Gary posted jul 1, 2014 at 12:35pm
I'll take the blue pill. #HobbyLobby #SCOTUS
Jon_Dickman I've been watching "30 Rock," and he was so good at playing Abe Lincoln that I shed eagle tears... in the shape of a flag.
xMattieBrice McPixel
I have no memory of creating this gif.
awolfalways check ur emails. I couldn't find a wagon to sit in, though the shirt stains are approximately the same.
devildoc035 I've been training my whole life for this!
Hurrah for pay-what-you-want, drm-free epubs by Anne McCaffrey and others: s​t​o​r​y​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​c​i​f​i
slpsys for a more eastern philosophy vibe, you could start pronouncing it "tao ta"
The more code I write the more hyped I get to hear about deleting code.
"...pagination, archiving, sharing are all features that cause exponential complexity in design." - ednapiranha i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​j​e​n​…
"It's a joke about the level of discourse on that network," he explained, boringly.
"Deep underground, the rabbits stamp their feet in rage."
textfiles posted jun 9, 2014 at 2:15pm
Huge congratulations to the volunteers of archiveteam for downloading all justintv videos with more than 10 views. (Total size: 10tb)
thomas_violence posted jun 9, 2014 at 6:40pm
wow what a really lovely home it would be a shame for it to be consumed by time and the sea like everything else
"Put HTML is sort of like a social static page generator." - negatendo i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​b​r​e​…
I'll admit to spending too many hours trying to figure out where I could buy this space jacket. Now it's sold out :(
startorialist posted feb 9, 2014 at 5:36pm
In which I steal my style from feliciaday via a gorgeous moto jacket from Funktional4u. -S t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​-​f​F​Q​p​1​6​x​J​L​D​o #sundayselfie
EnnuiPerkins posted jun 2, 2014 at 8:29pm
If you only watch one Nail Art Tutorial Turned Existential Sci-Fi Mystery this year, make it this one. t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​e​R​N​-​t​1​H​e​6​S​w​P
"I have the failing of being a little more sincere in those things than is necessary." - Alceste, a tech worker from the 1600s
pookleblinky not all creepers
eeeeeeee #isslove
christinelove posted jun 2, 2014 at 6:13pm
Okay, god help me, #isslove should now be code complete! Just waiting on legal stuff now
I think Sun Ra's whole deal with Saturn was so we wouldn't notice he was a time traveler y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​f​r​I​r​_​z​…
spladow remember I sent you some cat pictures before you became Internet Famous. when they christen the .spladow gtld I want a discount!
spladow posted may 29, 2014 at 4:33pm
For everyone on the west coast who just woke up, I interviewed kvanscha about her citywide I Spy game, VeoVeo i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​k​a​r​…
Sometimes, when the dog sighs, I get the feeling he's 1.5 meals away from trying to kill and eat me while I sleep.
lmorchard posted may 25, 2014 at 3:08pm
"Alpha male" sounds like everyone would be better waiting until the beta and production releases come around.
More like superFUN sites e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​L​i​s​t​_​o​f​_​S​…
startled and don't forget Nietzsche's touching childhood memoir "My Pet Shrew is Dead, and We Killed Him"
spladow okay, well, you know Merriam and Webster were reptilians, right? i​.​w​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​d​i​c​t​i​o​n​a​r​y​/​s​t​…
I'm on a mission to convince the world that "s'truth" is an abbreviation for "shrew's truth." The road is long, but my cause is just.
andybrk lolcatstevens estimate: g​o​t​e​a​m​i​n​t​e​r​n​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​i​m​g​/​d​o​c​s​/​7​6​1​3​2​…
andybrk lolcatstevens at this rate, my demands in 2018 will be too rococo even for tech work
andybrk posted may 29, 2014 at 9:29pm
lolcatstevens 5000lobsters
Got a donut at work today. New SLA: requests that include a donut will get done, the rest may be sacrificed to my donutcraze.
antimega posted may 26, 2014 at 6:26pm
Really, if you work on the Internet, or anything that touches the Internet, like advertising, you should read this. i​d​l​e​w​o​r​d​s​.​c​o​m​/​b​t​1​4​.​h​t​m
Footage of me coaxing a stray cat into my house. Audience: nooo don't go in there, he is so bad at cats!
I have accidentally eaten all of the sand today, so tomorrow your beach picnics will be sand-free. You're welcome.
skepanie posted may 26, 2014 at 12:35am
IDEA: self-folding laundry. no wait, it's also self-cleaning. WAIT but ALSO it's robots and it lives your life for you so you can stay home.
You will sound like a nerd if you quote "The West Wing" in response to job interview questions, no matter how apropos i​m​d​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​t​t​0​7​4​5​7​0​…
The future is super weird: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​l​a​d​o​w​_​e​b​o​o​k​s​…
spladow posted may 22, 2014 at 7:02pm
Pretty sure mlkshk cost torrez way more than $10 to set up. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​a​n​d​… But I’m not a business expert.
thedaniel posted may 22, 2014 at 8:25pm
Let armst help you move to Los Angeles with her wisdom: m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​@​a​r​m​s​t​/​e​e​1​8​9​a​8​…
This bike shed is terrible, why are we painting it?
"A Perfect Day for Bananacrime" by Juicy Salinger
"Life in the big city is the pits, but I have to solve crimes. Fruit crimes." - Raspberry, P.I.
Way to go, twitter image truncation program. Way to focus on the grass in the middle of the frame.
Soup does not seem super glad to be home.
derprevere posted may 19, 2014 at 4:44pm
I have more affection for what darth does than I do for some family members
spladow posted may 19, 2014 at 4:04pm
I reflected on I Had Ten Dollars because if you make something and don’t blog, did you make anything at all? d​u​n​l​a​p​d​a​b​b​l​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​5​/​1​1​/​i​-​h​…
Good news: this version fixes my line break problem b​e​t​t​e​r​m​y​t​h​s​.​c​o​m​/​g​i​l​g​a​m​e​s​h​-​a​n​d​-​…
My kingdom for a copy of Gilgamesh that does not have arbitrary line breaks to match the tablet they were pulled off of.
Is Edge of Tomorrow a fourth-wall breaking story about how Tom Cruise is doomed to create the same movie again and again?
A space opera, but with bacteria as the only living thing in an infinite, boring universe.
♫ Hold me close now, Neil deGrasse Tyson ♫
I think we can all agree that computer is the worst.
droobis posted may 18, 2014 at 12:25pm
Watch Dogs (stylised as WATCH_DOGS) is a video game that lets you watch dogs
barfbabe posted may 16, 2014 at 12:52am
Dating advice: if they don't have books, uh, this is 2014, maybe they use an e-reader
spladow posted may 13, 2014 at 5:12am
5000lobsters i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​Q​3​V​6​B​K​.​g​i​f
One goal of crypto is to look like noise to the reader. Crypto literature seems to have a similar goal.
"since nobody plays R/B/Y anymore." shut up, I'm going to beat the original game somedaaaaay d​r​a​g​o​n​f​l​y​c​a​v​e​.​c​o​m​/​r​b​y​c​a​p​t​u​r​e​.​a​s​p​x
safety posted may 12, 2014 at 6:14am
As a result of a bug with the in-Tweet report form for harassment, the Tweet URL is not auto-populating. A fix will be deployed soon.
I'm left to wonder what kind of terrible cow "eggs" they ate in England at the time
not sure what to make of this simile from an old timey detective story: "as full of wickedness as an egg is full of meat"
Here's a picture of me and Lil Bub
glenmaddern posted may 10, 2014 at 11:31pm
😎 Announcing d​u​m​b​.​d​o​m​a​i​n​s (some juvenile NSFW language) b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​j​7​E​T​r​d
I saw one of the speakers from #qgcon wandering around, so you know this festival is the coolest.
The people of Lil BubCorp are big sweeties, like you'd expect.
Shit, I just realized I'm no longer in the 18-25 demo. Where do I sign up for my free dumb ideas about reproductive rights and immigration?
It took 12 tries before I got a cat picture out of t​w​e​e​t​.​o​n​e​r​a​n​d​o​m​.​c​o​m . What weird, alternate universe internet is this connected to?
Shipped code is magical. I've been using this half-broken "tmux + vim + bash aliases" IDE I wrote years longer than I meant to.
I miss groklaw every time I hear about a court ruling.
an irc bot I hang out with now generates wiki links to random mammals on demand: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​n​l​a​c​a​s​s​e​/​l​e​e​-​b​…
datatelling posted may 8, 2014 at 2:56pm
"I’m just being more obtuse and using a lot more tech." -me about everything ever i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​j​e​n​…
mlkshk thanks for making a great internet thing. I hope your days are always filled with cat pictures.
how are there 0 results for "ftc #ohsnapchat"? n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​5​/​0​9​/​t​e​c​…
slpsys I do not understand what you are saying.
slpsys o​a​k​l​a​n​d​c​a​t​v​i​d​f​e​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​#​t​i​c​k​e​t​s !!1!
Important update: it's possible to PET LIL BUB at OakCatVidFest. I'm having some kind of joy-seizure.
Why don't we say "myrmidons" more often, my droogs?
LostCatDog h​e​y​l​o​o​k​a​t​m​y​g​a​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​p​a​c​a​r​u​n​/
fart posted may 7, 2014 at 1:35pm
May 20, 2014 will be the 25th anniversary of Toonces the Driving Cat appearing for the first time on snl y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​y​w​Q​E​c​v​…
direlog posted may 7, 2014 at 11:35pm
an answering machine is a useful trapped ghost
Lil Bub is going to be near me this weekend!!1! t​h​e​b​o​l​d​i​t​a​l​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​4​9​5​0​-​…
Per-project funding on Patreon doesn't seem to work. I'm only charged 30-50% of the cap I set, and it's almost all from monthly schedules.
slpsys I made a Jay Leno-grade joke about Trey Songz, which me and a thousand of my closest friends thought up on our own.
1) write a thing 2) search twitter for thing 3) curl up in ball and cry when you see more than a hundred results
It makes my browser freak out and adding a *closing* doctype tag. Okay, I'll shut up about this now, promise.
"follow me on twetter" is just an <i>. This is just the best.
The doctype on t​u​r​n​t​.​b​i​z is turntml. Best doctype.
spladow_ebooks spladow go home _ebooks, you are drunk. on draino?!
github thedaniel congrats!
The wind blew the door closed on the dog. I found him on the porch 30 minutes later, resigned to his life on the mean streets.
The first book in the Simon Templar series uses the word "tor" a lot. Sadly, this does not make the Saint a hacker: i​.​w​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​d​i​c​t​i​o​n​a​r​y​/​t​o​r
mlkshk posted may 5, 2014 at 1:55pm
MLKSHK Shutting Down September 1, 2014 b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​f​K​d​D​y​e
slpsys posted may 5, 2014 at 1:42pm
Taco Bell menu hack link-sharers: looks like it only does one of each item, making it a pretty weak variant of Knapsack Problem
devildoc035 [in a robot voice] OH HELL NO WE NEVER DID THIS
lolcatstevens d​u​m​b​a​a​s​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​c​a​r​l​o​%​2​0​…
spladow I just grabbed the data and bailed on a​h​a​t​e​s​t​o​r​y​.​c​o​m, like a soulless automaton. but secretly, this roboto has feels!
I call my dog "Baldy" sometimes, even though he has lots of hair. It's a regular Chuckle Factory over here, is my point.
Ending 3 of Analogue is so bleak that I'm afraid to play through again. What if the others are even sadder?
armst escapist i smell a new as-a-service vertical
Donald_Booker hey don't shoot the messenger! I'm pretty sure it's the EU's fault you owe me like a box of cookies.
5000lobsters uses cookies. By reading this tweet, you are agreeing to my Cookie Policy. That means you have to send me cookies.
edprats way to go, it looks great!
edprats posted may 2, 2014 at 8:09pm
my biggest project to date is live and in charge, a​p​p​.​g​e​t​w​a​s​h​i​o​.​c​o​m get your washio on!
Whelp, switching DNS providers i​s​u​p​.​m​e​/​p​o​w​e​r​d​n​s​.​n​e​t
spladow posted may 1, 2014 at 2:22pm
This week I talked to lolcatstevens about serving cat gifs to the masses. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​c​a​r​…
1337p337 s​t​i​l​l​d​r​i​n​k​i​n​g​.​o​r​g​/​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​m​i​n​g​-​s​u​…
spladow it looks like I've never captured him on film. lolcatstevens, are you a wizard?
An old chrome extension I wrote as a joke has 27 users. Where did they come from? What do they use it for? c​h​r​o​m​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​b​s​t​o​r​e​/​d​e​t​a​i​…
cottonmice posted apr 29, 2014 at 2:18pm
I'm reading in Philly tonight with my favorite people. Soon, I'll be in other places with other favorite people. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​v​C​n​J​z​0
humble posted apr 29, 2014 at 2:00pm
9 volumes of digital comics in the Humble ImageComics Bundle! Great titles like Lazarus, Chew and The Walking Dead: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​H​B​I​m​a​g​e
awolfalways no appreciation for the CHILDFIGHT I bought you for your birthday.
I just beat the Catbug! videogame. Out there in the wilderness, someone is thinking "woah, sweet" and doesn't know why.
Pretty great song from the Starbound soundtrack: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​g​4​n​m​8​C​I​Y​7​h​g​?​t​=​…
RealShigeruM posted apr 23, 2014 at 12:44pm
Mario Teaches Typing was canon.
OK Commuter
party like it's your birthday m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​N​J​5
It's his first static site, so be sure to greet him with the secret "static site handshake."
My buddy spladow made a webpage about weird art projects and single serving sites. Check out his interview of meeeee i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​r​y​a​…
Good. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​M​i​s​t​e​r​_​S​p​…
spladow my branch idea is bad and I feel bad :(
spladow right, or another branch
spladow that way, if it works locally you know it will work remotely.
spladow point of article is that you can push locally-built version (with plugins) instead of relying on github's plugin-free build system.
knight of infinite resignation: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​M​G​C
Polycarp is my favorite pokemon tbh
lolcatstevens fixed
what your computer really does when you run `jekyll serve` s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​Y​J​A​Z
spladow see c​h​a​r​l​i​e​p​a​r​k​.​o​r​g​/​t​a​g​s​-​i​n​-​j​e​k​y​l​l​/ it's like you're connected to this wide world of confused people, thomas!
It's .christmas! n​e​w​g​t​l​d​s​.​i​c​a​n​n​.​o​r​g​/​e​n​/​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​-​s​t​a​…
Ahem. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​G​l​o​a​m​i​n​g​_​…
"evidence of mistakes and errors of judgment" vs "remaining at GitHub would be a distraction"
WGladstone posted oct 31, 2013 at 9:51pm
Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq.
Town Credo: No Gods, No Open Restaurants After 9.
The dolphin very quietly went, “Eeeee eee eeee.”
spladow medic! we've got a man down over here!
"What's even the use of magic, if it can't save the last unicorn!" he sobbed in time with the movie, manfully
Your periodic reminder to check out tonyb's friday dance party: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​d​a​n​c​e​p​a​r​t​y We'll get through this, together.
The strangest thing to happen on this show about punching so far: p​.​t​w​i​p​p​l​e​.​j​p​/​L​M​1​Q​Y
"Throw away whatever pet you currently have and take a look at this." t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​4​/​1​5​/​n​e​w​…
Vermont in pictures: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​H​5​H
devildoc035 lovesgnomes ME WROTE PURTY WON DAE
rkatz00 posted apr 14, 2014 at 3:28pm
"In shhh! it’s poetry there seems to be nothing but Jon..who is a spitting image of himself"-Divya Victor/pixelangst p​o​e​t​r​y​f​o​u​n​d​a​t​i​o​n​.​o​r​g​/​h​a​r​r​i​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​…
How would a third-party analytics company measure activity on private accounts?
5000lobsters spladow oops, context: m​o​b​i​l​e​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​l​a​d​o​w​_​e​b​o​o​k​s​…
spladow I think we've got a t​v​o​v​e​r​m​i​n​d​.​c​o​m​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​… situation on our hands
Apropos to today's DNS troubles: h​a​t​e​s​.​c​o​m​p​u​t​e​r
Don't panic, everyone. Even if my DNS provider falls over, you can still e-stalk me at i​s​r​y​a​n​a​t​t​h​e​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​a​p​p​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m
PowerDNSNet posted mar 3, 2014 at 2:53am
Suffering from a DDOS attack since a few hours. Working on it, and will keep you updated.
Having trouble resolving the DNS record for thecompany that runs the DNS server I use. That's probably a good sign.
Top contenders: cyberdeck, mainframe, beowulf, cray
While I spend the weekend burying my old keys in the backyard, help me come up with a funny hostname for the server I run mutt and irssi on.
cottonmice posted apr 11, 2014 at 12:35pm
My novel is being released today! It is here! u​n​s​o​l​i​c​i​t​e​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​p​8​/​G​r​e​a​t​…
halp, I am trapped in a password changing hole. y do I sign up for so much internets?
mlkshk posted apr 10, 2014 at 8:31pm
plumbob78 log out, choose that you forgot it, follow the instructions.
SwiftOnSecurity posted apr 10, 2014 at 12:47pm
Don't randomly change your passwords because of Heartbleed. Unlike your local news team, I, Taylor Swift, am an expert in computer security.
Sending just the cutest darn emails these days. It's like the old saying: many cat pictures make work light.
Penguin Random House launching a site called "My Independent Bookshop" is kind of like Standard Oil opening a "Mom and Pop Gas Station."
The first thing you need to know is that the Internet is amazing. m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​D​H​A
spladow_ebooks posted apr 8, 2014 at 8:01pm
Some teenagers just called me over for directions and yelled "fuck you!" in my face, I ate 100% of my feelings.
slpsys I have tabs open about engineered wood, and do not know why.
I squint at David Lynch on my phone, trying to understand his objection to watching movies on phones. He is interrupted by a notification.
In defense of my hat choices, I find myself sending cottonmice screenshots from Mortal Kombat every few months. Time is cyclical.
cottonmice posted apr 7, 2014 at 7:48pm
Soup declares it summer.
They're Real m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​C​A​F
LittleLostLad posted apr 7, 2014 at 10:56am
If cats didn't exist people would want them so bad: 'Would you like a small tiger that will cuddle and not eat you?' "I will do anything."
Articles that wait until I've read 2.5 paragraphs before popping up a fullscreen "newsletter pls?" interstitial.
awolfalways wah?! We miiight have to cancel this visit over pizza hate.
adamrensch posted apr 3, 2014 at 8:49pm
Jeopardy! is a pretty excessive title for a show where literally no one moves.
cottonmice posted apr 3, 2014 at 8:24pm
The galley has landed! (Also! Pre-orders! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​T​f​d​e​k​z!)!
"Cactus Block" is p. cute and melancholy imo f​o​r​e​s​t​a​m​b​a​s​s​a​d​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​8​0​5​7​8​0​0​4​5​…
"Ah, in medias res," he said, assily.
the verge drat com is *almost* fast loading and responsive on this new computer. I can only imagine what their devs use.
pookleblinky nvm, found "black sands" on c​o​p​i​n​g​m​e​c​h​a​n​i​s​m​s​.​n​e​t​/​s​n​d
pookleblinky honest question: are you talking soren melville? or kierkegaard? who the hell is soren?
warning, japery ahead: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​9​B​3
bos31337 posted apr 2, 2014 at 2:41pm
Ha ha, SwayDating sends out email spam, reveals their database password upon clickthrough. Nice work!
Jason Webley is pretty great until you look into his cold dark eyes and then they are the last thing you see and all is night.
lovesgnomes i​m​g​.​4​p​l​e​b​s​.​o​r​g​/​b​o​a​r​d​s​/​p​o​l​/​i​m​a​…
awolfalways gah such jelly over here
As we exit the bus, it's always fun to see everyone's favorite pathfinding algorithm . Except for "Breadth-First" Steve. Screw you, Steve.
pudding_club posted apr 1, 2014 at 9:20am
How I Met Your Mother (Who's Definitely Not an Anime Body Pillow)
lol they called it "Internet Exploder" m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​7​R​Y
hallithbates posted mar 31, 2014 at 2:35pm
exclusive look into the process of illustrating for a tech blog
gersandelf this is what happens when I get all my news from Weird Twitter.
And now everyone has a copy of King in Yellow?!
Wait, is True Detectives not a reality TV show about crimes?!
The g in gTLD stands for generic.
mary_journal posted jan 10, 2014 at 10:15pm
Cold pizza, warm heart.
according to my registrar, c​o​n​f​l​i​c​t​.​d​i​a​m​o​n​d​s is a "Premium" domain
cottonmice posted mar 29, 2014 at 10:48am
Pre-order my book today! Do it and the world will seem bright and flawless, the wind will grip you like lovers' hands:g​o​o​.​g​l​/​S​y​j​i​E​w
damn it, I trusted reddit with this parts list, and now no amount of stickers can make my H. Giger-looking case adorable.
Emily is out of town for the weekend, which means spending Friday night thinking about buying an Oculus Rift dev kit. Ah, sweet youth.
new tattoo idea: strftime(3)
. Ownshelf o​w​n​s​h​e​l​f​.​c​o​m ssl_error_rx_record_too_long
spladow !! r​e​a​d​m​i​l​l​.​c​o​m​/​e​p​i​l​o​g​u​e
How I feel using meatspac.es m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​5​X​F
Ch. 3 of God Engines does not use pronouns when referring to the Rooks. I wonder if that's intentional, and I wonder why I noticed it.
rabcyr posted mar 27, 2014 at 3:33pm
What About All The Good Things Brendan Eich Did as a Service
I just want you to know, I totes ordered The YOLO Pages before Rusty told me to.
"You go home to your wife, which is a giant cargo-hauling military robot..." v​a​l​l​e​y​w​a​g​.​g​a​w​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​1​5​5​2​2​6​4​1​5​7
PhilDarnowsky posted mar 26, 2014 at 10:54am
BREAKING NEWS: Thousands boycott Firefox as it comes out that new CEO of Mozilla Foundation is responsible for Javascript.
PostCultRev posted mar 26, 2014 at 10:16pm
spladow posted mar 26, 2014 at 2:15pm
The alternative title was “Jen is the most cyberpunk person I know.” On datatelling’s “One Human Heartbeat” d​u​n​l​a​p​d​a​b​b​l​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​3​/​2​6​/​o​n​e​…
"oh right, I want a perl oneliner" he said, as he lathered up a yak
Ryan North's hamlet cyoa novel was just added to the humble ebook bundle, and it has hyperlinks! I am so hype! h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m
“Norton Provirus” by A Virus Named Tom Soundtrack is my new jam. Listen: t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
military robot rescue/reeducation program
jennschiffer posted mar 24, 2014 at 8:29pm
remember when I paid $3 extra to have a 28 lbs bag if cat litter wrapped by amazon? blue velvet and gold, baby...
a la y​t​m​n​d​.​c​o​m
1337p337 s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​Y​2​S​9
slpsys oh wait, I don't see that copy anywhere on the page I linked to, nvm
slpsys not a fan of m​u​s​i​c​f​o​r​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​m​i​n​g​.​n​e​t ?
Super Ubie Land has a great soundtrack: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​h​D​c​4​I​7​…
do you think hotmail's pretend court requires all the employees to wear barrister wigs during the ass covering? I want to believe.
evacide posted mar 20, 2014 at 9:40pm
In Turkey, folks are painting IP's of non-Turkish DNS servers onto the posters of the governing party.
spladow I put a single house key in there! could also hold: * tiny treasure map * probably a lot of bitcoins * scale model of wallet
"Turnabout is Playfair" - all cryptographers, probably
"'Wearable' Prototype At this point? Just diving into Blue-Sky..." k​u​n​g​f​u​g​r​i​p​p​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​8​0​0​3​5​4​6​7​0​…
pookleblinky I want to believe that url loads something, on some computer. First line of css: body { color: ITWAKESSS;
spladow posted mar 19, 2014 at 12:32pm
Turn your hand over. c​a​m​e​r​o​n​.​i​o​/​p​o​s​t​/​7​9​9​8​2​4​3​1​1​… via buzz
New word: snublisher.
new drm-free epub bundle! you know what to do: h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m
spladow wontfix: working as intended
spladow I just always think about how cute cats are. makes it easy to recall early states of mind. "cats? oh right, cats!"
nooooooo i​s​u​p​.​m​e​/​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m
Grump of Thrones m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​Y​3​P
slpsys my money's on octocat
great response by github: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​/​1​8​0​0​-​u​p​d​a​…
aphyr posted mar 17, 2014 at 10:25am
OK men, you know what to do. #iamdoingprogramming h/t jennschiffer
j'accuse you, pikachu!
github story fell off HN front page awfully fast
"I get a warning message...but I am unstoppable. We are unstoppable." m​a​t​h​a​m​y​.​c​o​m​/​i​m​p​o​r​t​-​a​c​c​i​o​-​b​…
lovesgnomes yup, same author. still need to read that one. Oryx and Crake was hella sad!
slpsys I guess it depends on who likes machine guns more. c'mon, mcafee corp, this is your moment to shine!
dat mcafee tho
waferbaby posted mar 13, 2014 at 9:04pm
So, this happened: j​o​h​n​.​m​c​a​f​e​e​.​u​s​e​s​t​h​i​s​.​c​o​m
spladow oh wait just through their website, nvm.
spladow and I have to give a centralized server my private key to sign/decrypt. sigh.
spladow it's a bummer the ids are not email addresses (smaller namespace), and your friends must opt in (instead of looking in key servers)
It's cool how Witch Craft Works subverts gender tropes in animation: little details like Takamiya's bow have a big effect.
The Rube Goldberg machine at the beginning of Elementary does not make sense. I am an important man with interesting things to say.
If this database row was a color, it'd be e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​T​h​e​_​C​o​l​o​u​…
iheartfood just sent a code review out with a delta of 420. thought you should know.
akoumjian posted mar 11, 2014 at 9:21pm
Hoping to reach the HealthCareGov engineers about a persistent error by manually triggering Mixpanel events.
Important 911 transcript: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​U​8​Y
Gunslugs has a rocking soundtrack: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​i​M​U​b​2​t​…
awolfalways lovesgnomes I'm pretty okay with this :(
t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​g​s​i​m​e​t​/​l​e​t​t​e​… is the great american novel.
My neighbors are jive turkeys: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​S​B​P
XaiaX posted mar 7, 2014 at 1:05am
I've said it before and I'll repeat it till they get rid of it, google's "real name" policy is fucking racist. b​u​z​z​f​e​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​e​f​l​o​o​d​/​w​h​a​t​-​…
From my inbox: ----- Begin Cleartext Message !!!
"illuminated contemporary sayings are incongruous" he said, defending his affection for a calligraphy tumblr
jamespianka posted mar 5, 2014 at 7:30pm
I alone know the 41st secret tip to driving your man wild. Cosmo's agents watch me always. I fear for my family.
guys guys guys Welcome to Night Vale guuuuuuys
Not doing great at this mlkshk thing: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​P​L​T
awolfalways shows over, holmes. are you in the middle of a Real Life Meth Adventure?
Today I learned from a joke on twitter that I have spelled "discreet" wrong 100% of the time. Thanks, math.
jennschiffer posted mar 3, 2014 at 8:51pm
discreet math shhhhhhh
spladow posted mar 2, 2014 at 5:15pm
Never sending another text message again.
awolfalways eating icecream for breakfast, over here in Grown Up Decisions Towne.
g​8​.​u​t​o​r​o​n​t​o​.​c​a has a nice sidebar on press releases, weirdly the g-7 issued a press release in 2012, wonder why russia sat out
I wonder when the last G7 press release was issued, 1998?
slpsys can't believe we have to run you out of town on a rail in the *rain*
startled is there like an online form for scheduling my own intervention, or do I have to call someone?
startled posted mar 1, 2014 at 11:48pm
5000lobsters Should we be noticing that it was roughly 8 hours ago that you tweeted about episode 5x01?
I guessed the ending of Leverage 5x09 6:06 into it. This is what you all tune in for, right?
my computer usage has never matched national average, mostly due to several magnitudes more "hours hella yelling about the javascript"
spladow not that my usage has ever matched average, but now I'm on the dinosaur side of the histogram *shakes cane.exe*
spladow it's happening, and it's weird: b​i​z​j​o​u​r​n​a​l​s​.​c​o​m​/​j​a​c​k​s​o​n​v​i​l​l​e​/​n​…
lovesgnomes hahAHA I almost forgot: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​N​B​F
lovesgnomes looking back, its weird we haven't always called you the Robber Baroness...
lovesgnomes you're going to have to play catan a little differently now: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​N​A​W
Shut up, YOU'RE crying about this little girl emailing movies to her dead dad in Leverage 5x01!
OK OK OK you gave me some guff about this before, but now I've found a cat that we can all agree is bad at sitting: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​N​5​S
devildoc035 sorry, cannot help myself
lolcatstevens alrs oooh, aaah.
Come to the Bay, where you can watch a 10-lane highway slow 20mph when it drizzles.
cottonmice posted feb 27, 2014 at 8:46pm
Everyone go to the @UnstuckMag table (cc34) and play my story/game/recipe Sir Mixabot on the Choosatron machinr. #awp14
slpsys posted feb 28, 2014 at 11:36pm
Trying to clean and cook a whole fish, I end up tearing chunks that look like food off of the bony bits, gollum-style.
Job listing prereq: experience working in "high environment." typo, or most Berkeley listing ever?
brb, moving to k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​-​p​e​r​f​e​c​t​-​b​e​…
whole lotta shakin' goin' on m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​K​R​B VIA mlkshk
cause the Right Kind of People have a fancy laptop and dslr, amirit?
500px doesn't allow uploads from mobile devices? really?
Obvious: people don't want to work in a state where they'd be kicked out of restaurants for orientation m​o​b​i​l​e​.​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​w​e​e​k​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​2​0​1​4​-​0​2​-​2​…
in an internet store, it's obvious what's in it for me when I feed the rec machine
twitter asked me to verify the interests it had mined out of my friend's messages, to train some monstrous AI. yeah, no thanks.
cottonmice posted feb 25, 2014 at 7:18pm
Writer folk: I'm excited to be working with Rivet, a new journal from Red Bridge Press. Submit! b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​b​J​8​S​D​5
awolfalways sounds like your professor cannot clearly communicate and order thoughts logically. bet thaaaaat's going to be a fun class...
devildoc035 congrats!
lovesgnomes in monaco, we'll always have plan B. "B" is for bullets.
Things I've learned the raccoon is not afraid of so far: tapping on glass, a growling dog, subtweets.
A raccoon tries to break into my bedroom every night at 3am. Name: Kojak, the Night Stalker.
InsertBlanc posted feb 23, 2014 at 3:25pm
Kevin Killian on Jon Rutzmoser's shhhh! it's poetry o​w​.​l​y​/​t​U​t​3​P "Does he even own pants?" pixelangst o​w​.​l​y​/​t​U​t​3​Q
shorecat 2020 m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​I​A​7
spent the afternoon skipping on a pier
devildoc035 oh he definitely likes everything more than real me.
breehn posted feb 20, 2014 at 8:43pm
When I was a kid reading The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, I thought Turkish delights just meant turkey-like delights
spladow that would make a badass DIY badge.
spladow is that the one where they teach you touch typing, or the one about farm animals?
1337p337 cottonmice thanks! I am pretty "hype" as the children say.
cottonmice posted feb 19, 2014 at 3:27pm
I am so happy to finally tell everyone: my novel, Great Divide, is going to be published by UnsolicitedP in April! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​h​2​K​a​k​R
femfreq posted feb 18, 2014 at 4:05pm
The feminist blog "Go Make Me a Sandwich” focusing on women & games by wundergeek is back! Go support her fundraiser p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​g​m​m​a​s
lovesgnomes ✓ tucked in shirt, no belt ✓ store shirt from granddad store ✓ that hair. just... that hair
lovesgnomes believe what you want. except, you know, anything John Noyes tells you.
lovesgnomes posted feb 17, 2014 at 10:03pm
When the machines rise up, we're all going to wish we had joined the Luddites. I'm calling it now. #florencehaschosenherfate
lovesgnomes b​a​b​b​o​e​c​a​r​g​o​b​i​k​e​.​c​o​m ??
#devlife m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​D​Z​X
Twist: a camel rewrote bible, first example of self-insert fanfic.
Adding camels to all my stories from now on m​o​b​i​l​e​.​n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​2​/​1​1​/​s​c​i​…
everyword posted feb 17, 2014 at 12:30pm
Lifehack: that Sphinx 1.0 has only got RAM for one puzzle. Whatever it asks, just say "man."
Lifehack: that imp's name is "Rumpelstilzchen."
lovesgnomes what kind of utopian community are you joining out there? send me some some oneida flatware kthx.
What's good for the gooselord is good for the gandry (gander/gentry, obvs).
Why don't we call smartphones "talkmans?" P. disappointed in everybody.
Had to teach my keyboard the word "sheesh" today. It was exasperating.
If you can't handle me at my most oblique, you don't deserve me when I'm cogent.
I have yelled "you can't never blame Daisy!" quite a few times this week. Thanks, Campion.
After 3 episodes of buildup, our protagonist spent the episode crying instead of punching things. Hunter x Hunter is the best.
spladow whaaaat is this magical place: p​u​t​h​t​m​l​.​c​o​m​/​b​r​o​w​n​p​a​u​/​i​n​t​e​r​… and why does everyone keep uploading .json instead of .html?
what I imagine I do on computers: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​8​4​H what I actually do is spend hours organizing pictures of cats.
spladow what's the protocol with owning other shakes? Should all of my images be in "My Shake" *and* the other shake?
I'll meet you at Target, in the "pet valentines" section.
red wine, white paper "krispy kreme" cut
“The Frug” by Rilo Kiley is my new jam. Listen: t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
devildoc035 swipers no swiping!
spladow died as he lived: pretty sure that plastic isn't food
Dog is worst at sitting s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​X​5​F​0
lovesgnomes jrwolfjr he's not following devildoc035 #awkward
lovesgnomes awolfalways jrwolfjr I am calling one of my Lil bros "brooooooo" and you can't stop me. Haven't picked which yet.
by 2pm, every weekday s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​X​4​Q​K
weedguy420boner posted feb 4, 2014 at 2:24pm
Aristotle Was A UI Designer; and Other Essays Instrumentalizing Philosophy and Art for the Demands of the Current Labor Market
"string cheese is not a meal!" he shouts, through a mouth full of string cheese
awolfalways I almost bought some cute socks from J Crew, but then I saw the price tag. No socks are $45 cute.
these seagulls pretended to play baseball when I got too close. I think they're up to something s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​X​3​M​L
suddenly nightcat
iheartfood so sexy
mdn has been my #1 result for javascript/dom related search all day. pinch me, I must be dreaming.
So fancy
coryaltheide posted feb 2, 2014 at 12:59pm
I'm all for trolling but making people use Bing is just... cruel // Xbox One Trolls Trick People Into Using Bing f​l​i​p​.​i​t​/​x​U​q​V​6
Irish_Dinosaur posted feb 2, 2014 at 4:22am
I worry about you, America. When I see Great Gatsby and Mad Men parties I worry you can't be trusted with ambiguity in your social critiques
1337p337 I don't understand. cottonmice thought you were a markov chain bot, and I have no compelling rebuttal.
Angrily helping a bird flap, cottonmice mournfully declares "I don't think this game even exists."
lovesgnomes I'd settle for an in app purchase of like, a more aerodynamic bird
lovesgnomes I am so sad! I just can't bear to go back to the flapmines, the game is so hard. All hail, the king of the flappy birds!
. cottonmice spent 20 minutes trying to get her bird to go into a pipe, a la super mario.
lovesgnomes I didn't need those stupid thumbs for anything anyway. drops mic. because has no thumb to hold it.
lovesgnomes left thumb still works, its onnnnnnn
lovesgnomes devildoc035 think I broke right thumb. King me! t​w​i​t​p​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​d​t​z​w​n​t
hessam posted jan 30, 2014 at 10:49am
similar to the 'Growth Hacker' “cdixon: "A data scientist is a statistician who lives in San Francisco"
via smc90
I can't wait 10 days. Does anyone have some 355-day-old thin mints they can sell me?
The kitty clutch in my backpack startled a coworkers yesterday:
Blood oranges are technically a berry. I'm changing my vote for "most metal orange."
Is anyone else super jazzed that t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​i​o​/​i​n​t​e​r​a​c​t​i​v​e​/​s​o​… correctly uses fragment identifiers? Oh, just me? Cool.
It's 2014, I don't live in a moon castle yet, but at least we have a girl scout cookie tracker. Thanks, future!
zero results for "wittgenstein 3:141 bumper sticker" #fml
3.141 A proposition is not a blend of words.(Just as a theme in music is not a blend of notes.) A proposition is articulate.
Dog moved from sleeping on couch to futon when outlets near couch stopped working. googling "how to tell if ur dog is transformer"
Like "Guess Who?" but for trying to figure out which of my cat-related tshirts I'm talking about.
BING. To go. Cant. Bing avast; get you gone. Binged avast in a darkmans; stole away in the night.
becoming_yolo activate "fucking awesome" mode: r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​A​n​d​r​o​i​d​/​c​o​m​m​…
zipoffs posted jan 27, 2014 at 4:03pm
lol woah I just put my snake on the piano and It actually sounded kinda good v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​M​u​6​z​F​q​m​5​D​T​P
The word "ruddy" appears 15 times in "Against the Giants" by Ru Emerson. I thought you should know.
This book about a couple meeting over the telegraph system is so, so cute. 4/5 Cory Doctorows agree: b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​7​/​2​5​/​w​i​r​…
lobstersreading posted jan 26, 2014 at 2:10am
"Wired Love" by Ella Cheever Thayer g​u​t​e​n​b​e​r​g​.​o​r​g​/​e​b​o​o​k​s​/​2​4​3​5​3
pixelangst posted jan 24, 2014 at 7:44am
I made a book trailer for my book of poems! #insertblancpress, #shhhhitspoetry y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​x​v​J​n​3​l​I​M​2​S​U​?​a
Until Whisker Weather releases a web app: d​o​g​e​w​e​a​t​h​e​r​.​c​o​m
developonline posted jan 24, 2014 at 10:27am
UK internet porn filter blocks League of Legends update d​e​v​e​1​o​p​.​n​e​t​/​1​i​t​Q​n​V​n Mention of sex in 'VarusExpirationTimer.luaobj' file to blame
jwherrman posted jan 24, 2014 at 2:09pm
the gmail free public beta is OVER
breehn posted jan 23, 2014 at 5:39pm
New episode of Bravest Warriors y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​k​O​q​O​y​6​9​9​G​S​k and the first cartoon JhonenV's done since Invader Zim!
1337p337 m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​W​U​D​H
1337p337 I wonder what's going to happen once your brain has been rendered a suitable host for whatever extragalactic goo wrote this stuff
Hahaha my most mundane messages now have the best cryoto
Omg my landlord is using TextSecure the future is amaaaaaaaazing
MrsFridayNext posted jan 21, 2014 at 10:05am
#flawless RT rococopacetic: Further proof that Edward Gorey was PERFECT:
new "Lucy Smokeheart" in mah inbox! serialized pirate adventure is best pirate adventure
steveroggenbuck posted jan 20, 2014 at 1:41am
my senior quote was "here's five dollars"
lovesgnomes this is the best "Don't Starve" fanfic ever. I can't stop laughing about an Ent causing you to burn down a forest!
Jon_Dickman how could I forget?! Strikeforce is the worst in the series if you were curious. Worst purchase ever.
startled finds kiwi in living room: plot twist, still in New Zealand!
Too sick for Skyrim, what's a game where I can feebly press X and still receive serotonin?
SimoRoth posted jan 18, 2014 at 6:10am
Look at all the games that are now non-functional abandonware thanks to Games For Windows Live's DRM: j​o​y​s​t​i​q​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​1​/​1​7​/​g​a​m​…
cottonmice posted jan 17, 2014 at 11:08pm
Realizing that 5000lobsters and I were going to have the flu at the same time, I prepared like it was a snowstorm. Bread and milk, friends.
My kingdom to the first person to pirate "Skin" by Shelley Jackson.
WendyCOrtiz posted jan 17, 2014 at 10:34pm
I loved Shelley Jackson's book Half Life. Now: A story inscribed in snow. davidulin on her new project latimesbooks l​a​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s​/​j​a​c​k​e​t​c​o​…
tricking CoD players into shouting xbox voice commands: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​m​W​Z​L​a​4​…
I don't know when image search started sorting by Maximum Lulz, but I approve.
ScottMadin posted jan 17, 2014 at 5:56pm
RT litrock RT GiveMeInternet Googled 'best gaming mouse' was not disappointed
awolfalways back up plan: s​h​o​p​.​g​u​n​n​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​c​e​p​t​_​c​o​l​o​…
auntiepixelante posted jan 17, 2014 at 3:23pm
i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​w​r​A​x​Z​.​j​p​g first image search result for "cyberpunk cat"
Well, that clears it right up.jpeg
"Hell, no. Who wants a library full of books you've already read?" h​a​r​l​a​n​e​l​l​i​s​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​i​w​r​i​t​e​/​p​a​l​a​d​i​n​…
"The circulation of knowledge cancels hierarchy; it equalizes by raising up."
I'm looking for internet brands who will go to prom w/ me.
HuwLayton posted jan 15, 2014 at 7:41pm
0xabad1dea maradydd eevee MS in their wisdom changed the user agent string to not mention "MSIE". This is breaking on all sorts of sites
I like the way "Hōzuki no Reitetsu" looks, kind of weird color scheme
m_kopas posted jan 15, 2014 at 2:11pm
did you play my game about being a little cat? commenters are describing it as "adorable" m​k​o​p​a​s​.​n​e​t​/​f​i​l​e​s​/​c​r​u​m​b​c​h​i​…
cantfakethefunk posted jan 15, 2014 at 1:44am
"Everything Wrong with Frozen" is the best Tumblr I have seen in fucking MONTHS e​v​e​r​y​t​h​i​n​g​w​r​o​n​g​w​i​t​h​f​r​o​z​e​n​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
EileenMyles posted jan 14, 2014 at 10:24pm
I am convinced that reading poems stimulates the economy.
N​o​w​I​n​S​t​o​c​k​.​n​e​t is pretty neat. I was finally able to send off a shamefully late Christmas present thanks to their alerts.
DaniParadis posted jan 14, 2014 at 1:29am
Man Poses As Woman On Online Dating Site; Barely Lasts Two Hours j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​m​a​n​-​p​o​s​e​s​-​a​s​-​w​…
iheartfood posted jan 14, 2014 at 3:30am
It's beautiful when love finds you when you aren't looking for it. I love you tater tots.
andybrk sounds about right. Why do they think swiping to the side means I want to load some other article though?
"people came to our site for a reason, then left instead of wallowing around, so we fixed the bug"
Forbes mobile jumps to some "next" article I don't care about when I scroll down "wrong," where wrongness follows a pattern I cannot fathom
Cue shock in 4 years when next crop of CS undergrads is still 100% dudebro.
Soul crushing stats about how the student -> programmer pipeline continues to be royally screwed: h​o​m​e​.​c​c​.​g​a​t​e​c​h​.​e​d​u​/​i​c​e​-​g​t​/​5​5​6
My plan is to drink whiskey until that makes sense.
. cottonmice is afraid Trailer Park Boys is "too much like Infinite Jest"
my last email, "KRAMPUSWARES INBOUND," may not have been my most cogent
awolfalways is it okay????
One day, the white busses will drop everyone off in Tracy, CA. It was all part of an anti-gentrification "catch and release" program.
Sholmes: "Then you do good, also?" Lupin: "When I have the time. Besides, I find it amusing."
I changed a JVM flag on Wednesday, and have still not summoned Zalgo. I think the coast is clear, but if Zalgo is just late: sorry, planet!
All of the lulz today: m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​o​l​-​c​o​d​e​-​p​a​l​/​… all of theeeeeeeeem
spladow alternate answer: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​1​4​e​U​K​o​…
spladow e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​G​l​e​n​_​D​a​v​i​… or evil merlin twin (if my slash fiction is authoritative)
i​m​g​.​t​i​m​e​i​n​c​.​n​e​t​/​t​i​m​e​/​p​h​o​t​o​e​s​s​a​… vs s​f​s​k​e​t​c​h​f​e​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​x​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​… discuss. cc spladow
Reading Maurice Leblanc, have started accidentally calling Sherlock "Herlock Sholmes" in conversation. No regrets.
Went to reading in Marin last night. Floored by the readers, but was distressed to see the Ghost of My Boring Future in most of the seats.
In order to solve his "not enough squirrels" problem, my dog has upgraded all smaller dogs to "possible squirrel."
fatneckbeardguy posted jan 10, 2014 at 1:42pm
#economicviolence People like me acting like we got what we have by working harder than the people who clean our offices.
zaxtax whew, I read that as "flash sockets" at first
eevee ewwww
Example: "What's that smell coming from Ravenswood Slough? Something something PHP!"
I feel like there should be more jokes about facebook's campus being in a swamp.
kerryb posted jan 5, 2014 at 11:08pm
r00k Likewise when someone from personnel refers to you as a "resource", call them an overhead.
r00k posted jan 5, 2014 at 10:56am
When a business-type refers to you as a coder, just call him/her an emailer or spreadsheeter.
eevee posted jan 8, 2014 at 8:20pm
p​h​p​.​n​e​t​/​i​m​a​g​e​s​/​n​o​s​c​r​i​p​… ummm why is this in a <noscript> block at the top of every page on php dot net
terrble terrble jvm dreams
anildash posted jan 8, 2014 at 12:00pm
Here's proof that PowerPoint can be an meaningful, even soulful, tool for expression: n​y​t​i​.​m​s​/​1​c​G​I​K​S​V I love software!
I made liver pate and pork belly bahn mi with au jus!
SpaceCatPics posted jan 7, 2014 at 12:27pm
Friend: Can I see your phone Me: No Friend: Why Me:
awolfalways artist's rendering: d​r​a​w​c​e​p​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​p​u​b​/​p​a​n​e​l​s​/​2​0​1​…
w3c posted jan 7, 2014 at 8:31am
Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. joined W3C
watching Love/Hate, cottonmice claims it was written by british ppl watching The Wire then thinking "we have gun crimes in Cheshire!"
awolfalways protip: extra-strength pain relievers include caffeine #notanaddict #whomeliverdamage
ellaguro posted jan 6, 2014 at 2:10am
here goes. new blog post: "on 'queerness' & making things for yourself" e​l​l​a​g​u​r​o​.​b​l​o​g​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​1​/​o​n​-​q​u​e​…
slpsys pls sir, the verb is "digging" s​t​o​r​m​a​h​a​w​k​.​c​o​m
spladow hung out at a kennel while I was in PA. Doing lots of romping around to make up for lost time (law of romp conservation)
Dog seems happy to be home
m4dh4tt3r it sounded at first like you were buying a shark! And a penguin! So cooool
m4dh4tt3r super excited until I got to the word "onesie" maybe next year?
steveroggenbuck posted jan 4, 2014 at 12:35pm
here is a link to download my books for free g​u​m​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​e​v​e​r​o​g​g​e​n​b​u​c​k
It's like your local gym including a firing range in the middle of the weight area. The slightest mistake now has large consequences.
Too many to RT, but see eiridescent's last few tweets for how bad policies can turn minor UI bugs into big problems for users.
arambartholl posted jan 2, 2014 at 5:35pm
haha... RT xuhulk: The website for c​s​v​c​o​n​f​.​c​o​m (which is, yes, a conference about CSVs) IS INCREDIBLE.
Mikey's nativity scene embraces the ethos of fault tolerance
lovesgnomes where is myyyyyy cat muffler?!
GMT-5 successfully transitioned to 2014 under my careful guidance. You're welcome, East Coast.
devildoc035 posted dec 31, 2013 at 7:10pm
How you know your cat is fully charged (laughs)
Donald_Booker picturing a q&a app. The only question "how is babby formed?" three months ago, no replies
All directions in PA, in one screenshot:
Having a lot of feels about "Memory" by McMaster Bujold
lovesgnomes switching my twitter lang to lolcats has made the internet 800% better, fyi
"who naturally took immediate offense to the prospect of boycotting 'fools' from the political process" m​.​r​o​l​l​i​n​g​s​t​o​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​l​i​t​i​c​s​/​b​l​o​g​s​…
awolfalways y u no move to berkles w/ meee? eeee eeee eeee
Donald_Booker Bonzai is a contender for sure. Later in the evening he scratched the shiiiiit out of my arm. probs vengeance.
becoming_yolo I just kind of waded in yelling "caaaaaats" and they both ran away. so, I guess I won? *pounds chest*
srs cat drama tonight
mcclure111 like 1987 robocop or "THERE ARE MUSCLES ON MY ARMOR LOL" robocop?
slimekat posted dec 30, 2013 at 6:05pm
Anyone up for losing themselves in some pixel-glitch? v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​h​V​h​I​W​a​E​9​0​0​D
This page is for the standard continuity Mystery Machine. For other continuities, see Mystery Machine (disabiguation).
To be clear, my "friend" did not buy the version with the mousepad.
Does the Catholic church sell indulgences for owning three different editions of Agarest? Asking for a friend.
mooonmagic posted dec 30, 2013 at 1:55pm
anecd0che posted dec 30, 2013 at 12:14pm
When I was a teenager I used to wander to the middle of corn fields and scream. That's what Twitter is for now, I guess.
DanielleSucher posted dec 28, 2013 at 9:51pm
Dijkstra didn't start programming until age 21. c​a​c​m​.​a​c​m​.​o​r​g​/​m​a​g​a​z​i​n​e​s​/​2​0​1​0​… Knuth didn't start programming until college. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​D​o​n​a​l​d​_​K​n​…
mallelis posted dec 28, 2013 at 9:01pm
everyone has a book inside them flapping restlessly paper cutting up their kidneys getting damp and bloody
Tux, ever the iconoclast, does not like mints
Me and this horse are also into mints. Mints are srs trending hereabouts
Blizzard lives with a bunch of horses and loves mints
lolcatstevens daaaaaamn
aka "git HARD MODE" RT radiatoryang: git submodules are THE WORST
hannanimal posted dec 27, 2013 at 3:27pm
When someone says, "Leggings aren't pants," all I hear is "Elvis' hips are causing our children to sex riot!"
basically unwilling to subscribe to any worldview where it's cool if a brick gets thrown at me
I was on a plane, so I must have just missed all the clueful Oakland peeps denouncing this violence, right? m​.​s​f​g​a​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​a​y​a​r​e​a​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​…
Phineus is p cool and doesn't afraid of anything
The Grinch that Stole Dogemas d​o​g​e​s​.​o​r​g​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​/​t​o​p​i​…
spladow hope you didn't send me any dogecoins, guess where I was storing them :( d​o​g​e​s​.​o​r​g​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​/​t​o​p​i​…
startled *silently points to the grave of an enormous turkey*
There's more of gravy than of grave about me.
DeathofLit posted dec 24, 2013 at 3:44pm
May we not get what we deserve this season. Merry Krampus to one and all!
jessicard posted dec 24, 2013 at 11:47pm
"Thank you for the christmas gift!!!" "AHEM. ITS PRONOUNCED JIFT."
EnnuiPerkins posted dec 23, 2013 at 6:42pm
Elated that my story The Host in the Dark of the Crowd will appear in The Synchronia Project t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​e​R​N​-​t​1​2​4​m​B​X​n
lovesgnomes uhhhh
Cali hides under the bed every time I go looking for a cat to pet. Her subterfuge is ineffectual.
cottonmice posted dec 23, 2013 at 11:16pm
Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is delicious.
awolfalways theory: it depends on if you can trick someone else taking the class into buying it
awolfalways you know the midwest is srs when it breaks out... a strongly-worded lecture!
electrolemon posted dec 22, 2013 at 6:27pm
Don't call your father. Calling your dad is just a scheme invented by the corporate dad companies. "I love it when you call me." - Big Papa
awolfalways also kittens errywhetr
awolfalways mostly rye so far. Its going good. Hope Ohio's treating you well, if not try adding rye ;)
Donald_Booker her name is Mango! Her chubby cheeks are so cute, and the only thing she wants to kill is my phone, I think...
This cat is super friendly I swear!
mcclure111 each year, I believe a larger and larger % of programming is g​i​r​o​n​d​a​.​o​r​g​/​p​o​s​t​_​i​m​a​g​e​s​/​y​a​…
much fedora such sword wow
devildoc035 ohai!
Oh cool, Target gave away my debit card info. Oh sweet, bank limiting transactions.
RaeBeta posted dec 21, 2013 at 11:55pm
I cannot fucking handle this Eastern Standard nonsense. Your time zone is bullshit, GMT-5.
nievved you should relax (self-ease).
lovesgnomes internet books mebbe? prob new Methods of Rationality out
lovesgnomes cryptocurrency, moar like kleptocurrency amirit
slpsys just trying to drive up the price of my vintage Rand Paul campaign memorabilia (hats, shirts, lawn ornaments &c)
New currency: my tears re: other new currencies.
Donald_Booker congrats, this the new unit Ron Paul pic! straight up going under glass in the SI
New currency: heartfelt promises that bitcoin is untaxable, from teenagers.
New currency: high fives from people who have never seen My Little Pony.
New currency: pictures with Ron Paul.
MammonMachine posted dec 20, 2013 at 12:19pm
The best thing about eyeliner is the cold eyeliner sandwiches the next day
New holiday greeting: Rockabye, Rockabye!
oh shawn mullins y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​k​S​P​j​T​A​…
@anwolf3 lighthearted heist series, no worries. Tho I only watched the pilot
@anwolf3 leverage has like 7 seasons!
occam's razor suggests 3-4 time travelers are working together to discredit shia labeouf
test subtweet please ignore
"Cardenas earns $16/hour without benefits and has had to rely on a food pantry to care for himself and his daughter." v​a​l​l​e​y​w​a​g​.​g​a​w​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​-​s​e​c​o​n​d​-​c​l​a​…
I'm "in a state of disarray," but it's contained. By my laser cat hoodie.
I used "jacked up" twice in a phone call thanking my sister for sending me this cat laser hoodie. I'm... I'm pretty jacked up about it.
@anwolf3 aaaaah what happened to the cat! I need cat updates!
@anwolf3 Xfiles, Campion, Raffles! I have so many good ideas.
"Somebody pointed out to me that this isn't reddit, but hackernews. Oops, sorry." n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​6​9​3​7​8​5​3 luuuuulz easy mistake to make!
slpsys oh right I get it now, there's one of those parked outside my house right now i​m​a​g​e​s​.​e​n​c​y​c​l​o​p​e​d​i​a​d​r​a​m​a​t​i​c​a​.​e​s​/​5​/​5​f​/​F​B​I​_​P​a​r​t​y​…
slpsys I could buy 3-4 of them! And a friend to LAN party with meeeeeee!
I'm really looking forward to lots of people who primarily run Skype and TextEdit spending $5000 on a PC.
For the price of the new Apple desktop, I could buy a gaming pc... and a used car.
spladow i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​N​S​x​d​s​F​X​.​g​i​f
Woohoo, congrats to @LanaTheGun101 for hitting her $200 goal on p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​L​a​n​a​P​o​l​a​n​s​k​y
Target trying to hold the line on "physical first" for albums, by refusing to sell the Billboard #1. Yeah, good luck with that :)
"promised not to sell her album because it was available digitally before it was made available physically" n​i​e​m​a​n​l​a​b​.​o​r​g​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​2​/​t​h​e​-​f​u​…
krystalball posted dec 19, 2013 at 10:23am
HAHAHA! Sorry, Bobby Jindal, There's No First Amendment Right To Star In A Reality Show b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​i​n​s​i​d​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​b​b​y​-​j​i​n​d​a​l​-​d​… via bi_politics jbarro
mcdaldno one better: if you type in "cat pictures" there are cat pictures!
@ZoeQuinnzel bbbut what about the pokemans?
geerlinger posted dec 18, 2013 at 1:42pm
“The most common user action on a Web site is to flee.” - Edward Tuft
ellaguro posted dec 18, 2013 at 8:04pm
The Real Purpose of Oakland's Surveillance Center e​a​s​t​b​a​y​e​x​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​o​a​k​l​a​n​d​/​t​h​e​-​r​e​…
TheSquink posted dec 18, 2013 at 1:45pm
So, about PAX's "diversity lounge". Do they have diversity lounge singers? Can I apply to be one? I'll wear sequins!
newsmary posted dec 18, 2013 at 1:51am
The PAX diversity lounge vs the benefit of the doubt w​p​.​m​e​/​p​D​n​r​u​-​v​a
TRONMAXIMUM why does the joylancer hate on those little circles with helmets? why does the soundtrack rock so hard?
thwartedefforts as long as spaces are "right" in this simile, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
eevee but can you really put a filesize on whitespace righteousness?
Catbug in chage of our days and our nights Catbug in charge of our wrongs and our rights
Dream job: Pleasure Clone in the Bravest Warriors timeline where Catbug's in charge y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​W​k​m​9​r​A​0​v​u​d​E
thelfr posted dec 17, 2013 at 1:32pm
Really enjoying Story War right the frick now y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​6​S​i​i​o​v​…
Does it weird anyone else out how many warnings the build on this thing generates? gcc is all "ints aren't that big friend!" and I'm all uhh
. spladow just told me to download the cutie (qt). aww, all you dogecoiners are cuties to meeeeeee
"I want to eat a semi-nice burger with you" he suavely texted.
trentonstrong spladow I wish my mining rig was overheating right now because it's cold, so cold, and I can hear the mechadoges baying
ellaguro those glitchy topnav items are amazing! I wish all of twitter looked like your twitter link
spladow I am so bad at using this joke cryptocurrency. I'm worried I'm going to starve in the cyberpunk future, solely due to "make" errors
gersandelf posted dec 16, 2013 at 3:14pm
Donald_Booker one weird trick to delete 1,499 lines of wacky inherited jquery j​q​u​e​r​y​u​i​.​c​o​m​/​d​i​a​l​o​g​/
gersandelf :)
henkboom posted dec 15, 2013 at 6:47pm
NekoShuffle's Big Happy Bubblegum Kawaiicore Pick n Mix!! [Upfront Happy Hardcore Mix!] y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​-​e​s​x​n​3​…
@anwolf3 boycott hipster, boycotts before its cool
@anwolf3 I'm on to ur evil plan! Also thanks! Also noooooooo mah denim!
mcclure111 totally! people forever in search of the perfect lang vs people who are passionate but realistic about what a given lang can do.
Greetings from cyberspace!
indiegrimes :)
No one to blame but your selfie
Try Hard II
Try Hard
Check your selfie before you wreck your selfie
Me, My Selfie, and I
slpsys hot damn the Pratt is perfect for this, thanks! I told Emily that you gave me a chubby tie, and now she's laughing. About chubbies.
davidsgallant wacky! next failure mode: are there exactly the same number of errors msgs and outputs? is the loop running 2x?
davidsgallant if it's inside a loop, it's possible it's failing sometimes and succeeding others. are there enough copies of the output?
slpsys this silk tie I got for a dress up party is brutally thin. Is there a knot that would plump it up a little?
spladow in my line of work, I say doge a lot. I pronounce it like the title for old white guys in wizard robes: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​F​i​l​e​:​L​u​d​o​…
marius posted dec 13, 2013 at 12:23pm
Git, or dating site?
slpsys just encode everything in UTF-8 #fivewordtechfantasies
lastName = name.split(' ').second #FiveWordTechFantasies
Serialized DRM-free swashbuckling! This all of the things I like!!1! p​a​y​h​i​p​.​c​o​m​/​b​/​4​2​U​B
andrhia posted dec 13, 2013 at 11:10pm
Lucy Smokeheart is the PERFECT gift for your pirate-loving feminist puzzle-solver! p​a​y​h​i​p​.​c​o​m​/​b​/​4​2​U​B (And pretty OK for others, too!)
@anwolf3 lovesgnomes is this just fantasy / caught in a landslide, no escape from reality / open you eyes / look up to the skies and seeeee
anildash posted dec 12, 2013 at 11:00pm
Kudos to sippey & congrats on a healthy culture toward criticism at twitter. They've withdrawn the block changes: b​l​o​g​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​r​e​v​e​r​t​i​n​g​…
How can I tell which games in my library will include a soundtrack in some rando folder, before I sit through the download/install?
Is there a way to get all of these steam OSTs I bought onto my computer without download terabytes of games and groveling in dirs?
eevee like a bee sting! instead of "blocked? tiem for new acct!" ppl would think "oh no why are there internet beeees?"
eassumption simultaneously "internet world is best world" and "only the Right People can safely hang out in internet world"
mattgemmell posted dec 12, 2013 at 6:44pm
(Cue endless straw men about “public remarks on the internet” by males who have never been stalked or subject to abuse online.)
dailydot posted dec 12, 2013 at 4:08pm
This is what selfies will look like in 2014: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​9​E​Y​R​Q​S #ISSLOVE
jxson posted dec 12, 2013 at 5:58pm
Awesome tool for quick encrypted messages to other developers from substack b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​9​k​r​l​C​R
Donald_Booker hawt, now screw something up then roll it back, jus because you caaaaaaan
After Hunter x Hunter 108, I am super excited about a giant ant and a chess nerd totally maybe making out. It's weird being alive, ya'll.
he's the poet laureate of my feels, but also good at counting. A+ RT steveroggenbuck: 5000lobsters 5000 is a ton of lobsters !!!!!!!!!
spladow i​n​t​e​r​s​t​e​l​l​a​r​s​e​l​f​i​e​s​t​a​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m do it do iiiiiit
infinitys_end posted dec 11, 2013 at 6:26pm
who says we only have to take shots of ourselves? #ISSLOVE
davidsgallant sorry, I regretted that last tweet almost immediately.
izs posted dec 9, 2013 at 5:59pm
off by one error #fivewordtechhorrors
My last voicemail message was 3:00 of silence. My landlord is secretly John Cage.
mcclure111 cd .
New plan for your day: read galaga s​h​i​f​t​y​l​o​o​k​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​m​i​c​s​/​g​a​l​a​g​a​/​… wait you're still reading this tweet staaahp read galaga
qh_murphy posted dec 10, 2013 at 11:14pm
I want more diversity for social reasons, but let's admit that social justice is easier to argue with than money.
"At this year’s annual Fox Broadcasting confab...the underlying theme was more diversity equals more money." s​a​l​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​2​/​0​9​/​w​h​i​…
@anwolf3 awww now you have a cat :3
spladow the only tab I ever need is i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​T​j​2​M​j​.​j​p​g
EnnuiPerkins thanks for suggesting y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​X​8​f​M​-​C​… is nice and makes me keep looking over my shoulder.
MammonMachine URL snippets over-emphasize the largest image on the linked page. For example: p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​?​h​i​d​=​1​4​9​1​…
I stopped by Russian River Brewery on the way to the tree farm.
s​k​r​e​e​n​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​h​e​i​d​i​n​e​s​s​/​b​a​d​a​… is very funny. citation: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​D​8​z​l​U​U​r​F​K​-​M​?​t​=​…
cottonmice merica!
ngun posted dec 8, 2013 at 9:22pm
still laughing at this first picture of Peanut
he's so much like WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT DO I DO
BlueSweatshirt minecraft creative mode, fill in an ocean or two!
@anwolf3 hey, you're about to become like the second person in our whole family to finish college. I am so proud of you!
Can't wait for International Selfie Station to come out, the pre-alpha is already amazing <3
christinelove posted dec 8, 2013 at 11:20pm
Also, you can always take your own pictures with the demo version of the upcoming app, at i​n​t​e​r​s​t​e​l​l​a​r​s​e​l​f​i​e​s​t​a​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m THANK YOU ILU ALL <3
lolcatstevens little birdie told me you just got bought by the phone company. congrats, hope they made it rain :)
spladow brb, going to place 6-8 watches around the neck of an empty bottle of $300 champagne and then take a picture of it.
spladow lolcatstevens all flippin a table so hard its airtime has 5 9s.
what the hell is an air file? will it do something fun if I click on it a lot on my computer? g​u​m​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​l​/​g​l​i​t​c​h
Donald_Booker talk me out of buying this shirt pls kthx
Donald_Booker s​k​r​e​e​n​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​r​i​c​a​g​u​n​s​a​n​d​f​…
I want to watch a remake of Terminator featuring Sgt. Metallic in place of Arnold.
I'm in spaceship and none of the buttons do anything and screaming at my laptop doesn't seem to help either.
QWOP isn't hard. a​u​n​t​i​e​p​i​x​e​l​a​n​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​i​l​e​n​t​g​a​m​e​/ is hard.
dogsdoingthings posted dec 3, 2013 at 6:39pm
Dogs straight lamping through the gloaming.
It was slightly cold outside on my walk. I demand a "Dog Hero" award of some kind.
mcclure111 lamIamlam ahem b​o​o​k​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s​?​i​d​=​6​Y​E​x​q​…
lovesgnomes we should play wormz on sunday and we can chat about it.
lovesgnomes ouch. This, might take a while.
alex_gaynor posted dec 6, 2013 at 5:50pm
> [1, 2, 3, 10].sort() [1, 10, 2, 3] Oh my god. /via mitsuhiko
lovesgnomes I can't see the scoreboard any more (no g+). Send me a screenshot of your high score in puzzle mode!
lovesgnomes *drops the mic*
"government customers" and then later in the sentence "these customers"
I'm bad at words, is this saying only governments will be able to inspect source? b​l​o​g​s​.​t​e​c​h​n​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​b​/​m​i​c​r​o​s​o​f​t​_​b​l​…
jxson g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​g​e​t​s​e​n​t​r​y​/​s​e​n​t​… looks really nice, and can be self-hosted.
jxson g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​O​f​f​b​e​a​t​m​a​m​m​a​l​/​… from roundup p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​+​P​a​u​l​I​r​i​s​h​/​p​o​s​… looks good.
The starbound soundtrack includes half a gig of mp3s. Me oh my. p​l​a​y​s​t​a​r​b​o​u​n​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​b​o​u​t​/
eevee in chrome you can inspect element and uncheck all the silly event handlers on the form you're trying to use.
g​a​w​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​o​n​-​s​m​a​r​m​-​1​4​7​6​5​… is great. positivity is just so damn... marketable. like, favorite, +1, buy, buy, buy.
lolcatstevens adorbs
Y u no words, spelltower?
ibogost posted dec 4, 2013 at 7:51pm
I just learned about JessicaKRoy's "Smell Ya Later, Nerds" screed and you should too: b​e​t​a​b​e​a​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​9​/​s​m​e​l​l​-​…
h​e​y​l​o​o​k​a​t​m​y​g​a​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​p​a​c​a​r​u​n​/ omgomgomg
MammonMachine posted dec 4, 2013 at 2:02pm
Selfies and Birth Names For Trans Girls - I post pictures of myself because I’m Medusa, not Eurydice. I’m... t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​U​b​9​1​t​1​0​G​R​_​9​7
eevee did you say "I just want to pay adobe $50 a month to sign pdfs" ?
"...unless I am mistakenwich!" he said, enormously pleased with himself.
MammonMachine posted dec 3, 2013 at 6:14pm
"I’m watching Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and capping every instance of Robotnik’s ass" … t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​n​7​t​4​w​1​0​B​p​n​8​z
New dog-related update from spladow, this one's got a corgi :3 t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​g​s​i​m​e​t​/​l​e​t​t​e​…
xmaslemmings posted dec 3, 2013 at 2:57pm
I am seeing both of my boy friends this week. They are Joel from MST3K and Agent Dale Cooper. I'm queer and I'm poly.
"your actions violate more fundamental civil rights than you think" lol watch out for MEANcrime.
"but what about Ben's feels?" like that's more important than an inclusive community a​n​t​i​r​e​z​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​6​4
82apps posted dec 3, 2013 at 9:35am
Here's a fun thing from @ZoeQuinnzel (don't want to spoil it with details) Click on the text to insert coin and begin t​i​d​b​y​t​.​e​s​/​g​a​m​e​s​/​c​l​o​n​e​.​h​t​…
Dominique Pamplemousse is the most contagiously upbeat game I have ever played. My tiny, shriveled-up little heart cannot handle it today.
"Sinners in the Hands of My Awesome Title" - cottonmice
slpsys I had the bad luck to use Linode's haunted Fremont dc. It fell over way too often, prompting my first tweet: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​s​…
lovesgnomes hax
slpsys 100% of compute engine plans are too big and expensive for my hobby projects.
slpsys migrating to p​r​g​m​r​.​c​o​m, hilariously locked out of new server because putty.
for example, this magical extra repo is where putty lives.
stuck with the crummy default amazon ami? --enablerepo=epel will make ur yum better, somehow.
made the mistake of generating this ssh key with putty. have to wait until I get back to machine that runs putty to beg it for a real key.
jxson posted dec 2, 2013 at 9:20pm
"Rather than hiding our words on the internet, we simply took them offline again, where they had always been." b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​c​P​b​E​C​H
webbedspace posted dec 2, 2013 at 8:38pm
You feel something on your shoulder. One of the snails from the cave wants to join you on your adventure. "Caw, caw," it hazards.
davidsgallant fancy pagination is overrated. "latest n" on the homepage with a link to a slower "all" page at the bottom is just fine.
@anwolf3 I bet that's a super important meeting that couldn't have been done by phone/videochat/email.
lolcatstevens beaut <3
Laptop sticker plan is going well.
anamanaguchi posted dec 1, 2013 at 3:38pm
Prolly the cutest thing ever
. oskarhane's guide to xen + docker (o​s​k​a​r​h​a​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​s​t​a​l​l​-​d​o​c​k​e​r​…) was exactly what I needed today, thanks!
tha_rami same here (firefox/windows).
If you haven't given tinyletter a try yet, here is the perfect reason to start: t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​g​s​i​m​e​t​/​l​e​t​t​e​…
spladow artist's rendition of a day in the life:
slpsys posted nov 30, 2013 at 3:44pm
5000lobsters joyent Sams Teach Yourself Brogramming in 24 Hours
Blah blah blah open source, but joyent's name is in the url and license.
This libuv pronoun disaster reflects poorly on joyent, the project's owners. Fix it.
eads posted nov 30, 2013 at 2:28pm
Open source project reverts gender neutral pronouns in code comment back to he/him and chides commiter g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​y​e​n​t​/​l​i​b​u​v​/​c​…
auntiepixelante posted nov 30, 2013 at 2:18pm
g​u​m​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​l​/​s​t​a​r​w​e​n​c​h THE DIGITAL VERSION OF STAR WENCH IS NOW ON SALE. featuring a new illustration by sloanesloane!
It's really weird seeing a mediafire link in a cnn article: c​n​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​2​9​/​s​h​o​… If only Saligner knew how to computer...
spladow I think I'm doing tinyletter wrong. I got the "verify plz" and "account confirmed" emails, but no dog pictures :(
shanley posted nov 29, 2013 at 7:30pm
Thanks izs joyent for merging this: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​y​e​n​t​/​l​i​b​u​v​/​c​… yay more inclusivity in our open source <3
cczona posted nov 29, 2013 at 6:50pm
g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​y​e​n​t​/​l​i​b​u​v​/​p​… 2,568 commits 118 releases 93 contributors Yet opposition to: 1: -"him" +"them" 1: -"he" Please stop.
christinelove posted nov 29, 2013 at 6:03pm
I played GiDon Donut! It is a neato experiment by a cutie about racing, which are like, three of my favourite things. b​l​u​e​s​w​e​a​t​s​h​i​r​t​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​g​i​d​o​n​-​d​o​n​u​t
Crumbs, I could not hear a single word of that talk :(
aliendovecote posted nov 29, 2013 at 3:19pm
thecatamites is doing a live talk! l​i​v​e​s​t​r​e​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​a​t​e​o​f​p​l​a​y #sop13
cottonmice posted nov 29, 2013 at 1:53pm
A little late, but today I am thankful for our new squirrel overlord. I wanted to stay inside all day! #pleasedontbitememeanyardsquirrel
cottonmice posted nov 29, 2013 at 1:50pm
Ryan and Soup spent the entire morning trying to defend the yard from a mean squirrel. 5000lobsters says "the plan is working." It isn't.
leyawn posted nov 23, 2012 at 11:47pm
Belated thanks for: cat pictures
theyoungist posted nov 28, 2013 at 12:55pm
On the rez, #Thanksgiving is our favorite holiday by TaylorPayer t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​-​b​R​O​s​-​h​i​x​h​L
@anwolf3 if you close your eyes and really believe, I am always watching the hobbit, somewhere.
slpsys "aloha" means "hello," "goodbye," and "welcome to New York!"
webbedspace posted nov 27, 2013 at 10:00pm
You offer to help out your poor aged computer with some of its calculations. You work out on paper that 13 >> 2 is 3. "Thanks…" it replies.
mcclure111 prettry sure bulletin board systems have always been naked. Silly twitter.
Donald_Booker y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​a​4​R​A​g​-​…
It seems a little too "Radiolab Twee" to keep passing that line around and smugly nodding along.
It's fun in a "kids say the darndest things kind of way," but Lil' Bogost's "for adults" line was about the kickstarter, not the blocks.
spladow had to look up "max length of email address"
spladow !! chose a suitable email address for my sign up.
spladow 404. also tinyletter doesn't have an https version of their 404 page?
spladow posted nov 27, 2013 at 6:13pm
OK, I’ve settled on my Tiny Letter. It is called Dogs I Met Today. t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​g​s​i​m​e​t cc ohheygreat datatelling
holman posted nov 27, 2013 at 5:25pm
I’m no scientist, but I think means all communication will use doge memes by January. rip english it was a good run
xMattieBrice posted nov 27, 2013 at 5:02pm
Have you all played End of the World by auntiepixelante? a​u​n​t​i​e​p​i​x​e​l​a​n​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​n​d​o​f​t​h​e​w​o​r​l​d
No joke, this is my dream game: w​a​i​t​i​n​g​i​n​l​i​n​e​3​d​.​c​o​m Not joking. Shut up!
[marshmallow citation needed]
Okay so I guess there's a rabbit on the moon: s​e​r​a​3​8​.​t​r​i​p​o​d​.​c​o​m​/​r​a​b​i​t​/​r​a​b​i​t​.​h​t​m but I can't find a citation for the marshmallow part.
What is Goku talking about in episode 9, when he says "rabbits belong on the moon"? I need the Norton Critical Edition of Dragon Ball.
. Dropbox has a "First Name" and "Last Name" field, but didn't bother me about leaving one of the fields blank. Thanks!
Don't you love it when corporations try to dictate userbase culture? t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​2​5​/​5​1​4​…
Step aside Canabalt, Ridiculous Fishing is so good I almost believe mobile games should exist.
“Very few humans are threatened by cats. Calico is not a human cloning facility.” —bn2b m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​-​b​y​-​b​n​…
mcclure111 a quick survey of my recent programming mistakes reveals the thing I should avoid most is... counting :(
Goblin Grotto has an OST! h​a​r​m​o​n​y​z​o​n​e​.​o​r​g​/​G​o​b​l​e​t​G​r​o​t​t​o​.​h​… Now I can spend more of my day focused on goblet acquisition.
1337p337 sry about your hardware troubles, but really pleased with the tweets they generated.
@anwolf3 hahaha, I find it implausible that Soup is a jail dog. Maybe J meant to say "fatties" instead? Soup is fatties.
The dog is always disappointed in me. Does know I watched the whole first season of Teletubbies?
wallrike posted nov 15, 2013 at 12:51pm
Whenever someone says "DM me," I always want to say, "Ok. You're in a tavern and a wizard is looking to hire adventurers."
mfw reading "Death of the Author" f​.​c​l​.​l​y​/​i​t​e​m​s​/​2​7​1​P​0​v​2​H​…
kuvosa posted nov 25, 2013 at 1:49pm
Who killed Laura Palmer-chan!
getB3NT posted nov 25, 2013 at 8:22am
If you swear in a private Skype call on the Xbox One you get this half-sentence: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​k​G​o​u​P​E​K​.​j​p​g $500 console
cryptocatapp posted nov 22, 2013 at 12:22pm
Cryptocat for iPhone and Android is coming in December. Here's a photo of what it'll look like:
spladow "A corgi is across the street and you're not petting it. Why is that, Leon?"
lovesgnomes I've only lost two games of Hanabi with cottonmice, and already think the only way to settle this is a pistol duel. So angry!
Or maybe, from the same song: Log In Your Damned Ones.
Alternate title suggestion, from the opening song: Database! Database! Database!
"Log Horizon" is a completely reasonable name for a show about a tiny virtual earth. It's a little disorienting for the title to make sense.
nievved see also: Russian peasant multiplication, and the famous Prof Jeff is Scared of Black People Theorem.
Latour Litany Prime: Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour.
Skud posted nov 24, 2013 at 6:00am
Via Dorothy Sayers, I just learned about British Monomarks: ca 1925, part anon mail, part vanity domain e​v​e​r​y​t​h​i​n​g​2​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​B​r​i​t​i​s​h​+​…
Names are a free-form textbox on Dailymotion, thanks!
mcdaldno I only watched 3 episodes, but started doing that affirmative grunt the the bird/raccoon are always doing. No regrets.
atweetingtwit eevee yaourt, for when you want to manage packages while you manage packages
@anwolf3 yaay glad you like it!
Eldred v. Ashcroft is depressing. Unlimited terms through a series of retroactive amendments is, of course, what actually happened.
Your existential commentary of the day is provided by @seesmic
CPriestman posted nov 22, 2013 at 5:38pm
What if I told you there's a 2D isometric Deus Ex available for free from today? Here it is: DataJack i​n​d​i​e​s​t​a​t​i​k​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​2​2​/​d​a​t​…
Way to go, Pinterest!
Actual footage from my day in the bookmines: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​H​3​0​x​s​k​… (blame startled)
spladow almost too cool
I'm still going to abbreviate things tho, because it's cool.
samusclone posted nov 22, 2013 at 4:34pm
"Those who use technology read more on a day-to-day basis... less than 10% of texters abbreviated any words at all" t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​2​0​/​y​e​s​…
slpsys posted nov 22, 2013 at 3:31pm
. sorenmacbeth g​i​s​t​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​s​l​p​s​y​s​/​7​6​0​6​3​1​4
Oh look it's a cat i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​x​w​s​U​X​Q​T​.​j​p​g
the default TTL is too damn high! RT m_kopas waiting for dns to propagate is goty
Form-adverse? Sacred Heart has a paypal button that makes donating super easy: s​a​c​r​e​d​h​e​a​r​t​c​s​.​o​r​g​/​d​o​n​a​t​e​/​p​a​y​p​a​l​-​…
cbracy posted nov 22, 2013 at 11:09pm
Food bank shortage in Silicon Valley for the holiday. Tech, you might consider donating. m​e​r​c​u​r​y​n​e​w​s​.​c​o​m​/​b​r​e​a​k​i​n​g​-​n​e​w​s​/​…
aquarious anildash right, or even just the first couple x on front page, with a "rest" button to a page with all x, no pagination
slpsys that's it! Watching Futurama as a kid is why I'm afraid of this cartoon mouse.
I'm also really beginning to buy in to the student council's post-apocalyptic rhetoric. Smash the world's shell? Okay, I guess!
Five episodes in, Chu Chu's swirly penciled-in eyes are beginning to haunt me m​e​d​i​a​.​a​n​i​m​e​v​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​u​p​l​o​a​d​s​/​0​/​6​7​4​2​…
davidsgallant I've always been bummed out by the colors/the way things look in that game s​t​a​t​i​c​.​g​a​m​e​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m​/​u​p​l​o​a​d​s​/​o​r​i​g​i​n​…
The things I get excited about are different than the things other people get excited about. That is okay.
DRM-free epubs of books about video games omg s​t​o​r​y​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m
auntiepixelante posted nov 20, 2013 at 12:17pm
s​t​o​r​y​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m oh yeah RISE OF THE VIDEOGAME ZINESTERS is currently on sale with a bunch of other books if you like reading
Poor hippos! RT htmlgiant: Interview: The Synchronia Project - w​p​.​m​e​/​p​x​M​j​R​-​t​O​g
I'm awfully upset about how things are going in"Traitor's Purse." I've been skipping around the series, but Amanda/Albert OTP!
dlsspy posted nov 20, 2013 at 1:36am
I made a big data infographic.
ExciteMike posted nov 18, 2013 at 2:38pm
Not sure what I'd do without the remember-what-you-were-doing hotkey (Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+Y)
"Cuteness aids attention and positive mood, boosting learning." c​a​t​a​c​a​d​e​m​y​.​c​o​m
becoming_yolo hawt
@anwolf3 I really like the section of e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​U​g​g​_​b​o​o​t​s​… about arch support, luuulz
TheAngryGM posted nov 13, 2013 at 9:19pm
This new Captcha is hardcore: "Verify You Are a Human: Harm a fellow human or, through inaction, allow a fellow human to come to harm."
spladow posted nov 18, 2013 at 1:23am
Advent calendars at the grocery store already. I plan on eating one calendar a day until Christmas.
mcdaldno posted nov 17, 2013 at 6:26pm
beauty c​a​c​h​e​m​o​n​e​t​.​c​o​m
mcclure111 posted nov 16, 2013 at 12:46am
Typed in "g" to the search box and Pinterest asked if I wanted to search for "glitch fashion" and I was like UM YES?! p​i​n​t​e​r​e​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​s​e​a​r​c​h​/​p​i​n​s​/​?​q​…
mcclure111 decentralized achievements: o​p​e​n​b​a​d​g​e​s​.​o​r​g
Also t​e​c​h​-​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​r​x​/​2​1​3​6​/​f​i​r​e​f​o​… is great.
If I hadn't heard of about:config, I'd just be stuck visiting g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​f​i​r​e​f​o​x over and over again for no reason.
Why is the url firefox goes to when I open a new tab hidden in about:config instead of being configurable through the options menu?
davidsgallant this will make your life better: below the search bar > search options > middle dropdown > verbatim
amora_b posted nov 17, 2013 at 1:26pm
pro-tip: if you don't want to unfollow someone, but get annoyed by his/her retweets, you can do this:
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry:
dog_smell posted nov 16, 2013 at 9:17pm
i'm a freak in the sheets and yes that DOES mean i'm running through the streets pretending to be a ghost. you live your life i'll live mine
also I'm so excited to learn Ms Fischer is based on a book series! I was running out of Campions p​h​r​y​n​e​f​i​s​h​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s​.​h​t​m​l
obv it's cool for Jack to cheat on his wife tho j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​t​f​l​i​x​-​r​e​v​i​e​w​…
lovesgnomes internet rule #1 nevah read the comments. also this one is about swears, so...
mcclure111 maybe he's suggesting stealing their consoles while they are away?
Best goddamn news: r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​A​n​d​r​o​i​d​/​c​o​m​m​…
adainitiative posted nov 15, 2013 at 5:18pm
The list of conferences with policies g​e​e​k​f​e​m​i​n​i​s​m​.​w​i​k​i​a​.​c​o​m​/​w​i​k​i​/​A​n​t​i​-​h​a​r​a​… is growing faster than the timeline of sexist incidents g​e​e​k​f​e​m​i​n​i​s​m​.​w​i​k​i​a​.​c​o​m​/​w​i​k​i​/​T​i​m​e​l​i​n​e​_​…
1337p337 Dear Sir or Madam, I am in desperate need of your help to transfer this Nigerian wasp/wasp ghost to my US accounts. God bless!
Oh shit he actually mailed me a dead wasp. Shiiit that means there's also a wasp ghost in here!
"How have we lived so openly in our weird cat love and never been told of this?" - cottonmice
cottonmice posted nov 14, 2013 at 11:03pm
5000lobsters and I have finally picked the local deity of out household and it is Louis Wain. Glad that's decided. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​g​L​1​l​J​r
slpsys "If current trends continue, more than half of Internet users around the world will be IPv6-connected in less than 6 years." loooool
Just scroll down to "odd and even booleans" if you want to have a bad time without reading all those werdz.
0xabad1dea posted nov 14, 2013 at 4:13pm
LANGUAGE FIELD TRIP! Come learn about something even worse than PHP! p​h​p​m​a​n​u​a​l​m​a​s​t​e​r​p​i​e​c​e​s​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​6​6​9​9​2​8​9​6​8​…
armst words to live by.
Halp I've fallen into a metawikihole: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​A​u​t​h​o​r​i​t​y​… also isn't this called canonicalization?
davidsgallant that's so sad! Are there any clues about what went wrong in the log? (abd logcat)
Extremely sad I failed to become a horse master. Damn you, John Campbell, for making it sounds so easy!
StevivorGaming posted nov 13, 2013 at 7:41pm
MidBoss Games’ Read Only Memories is a queer-centric cyberpunk adventure game; Kickstarter ... i​f​t​.​t​t​/​1​7​q​K​O​O​2
. thedaniel sent me a link to n​o​n​c​a​n​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​H​o​r​s​e​M​a​s​t​e​r​.​h​t​…, so that's happening.
nitashatiku posted nov 13, 2013 at 5:16pm
Bonkers British Vogue article refers to Marissa Mayer and Ali Pincus as "Silicon Wives and Girlfriends" or "Swags" t​r​i​b​.​a​l​/​j​G​t​l​Q​v​j
anildash posted nov 13, 2013 at 6:40pm
Theirs was a culture that spent months killing things; first pumpkins & gourds, then turkeys, and finally coniferous trees. Some they ate.
torrez posted nov 12, 2013 at 9:18pm
So John McAfee just called me on my home phone in the middle of dinner so that’s a thing that’s is happening now.
aliendovecote posted nov 12, 2013 at 6:05pm
We are constantly at war with the giant bug planet surrounding Earth
I'm 25 years old, and today I'm learning how to use aftershave. From youtube.
slpsys posted nov 12, 2013 at 11:30pm
Was wondering what happened to this MT textfiles Rolling Jubilee project has abolished $13.5 million in medical debt s​t​r​i​k​e​d​e​b​t​.​o​r​g​/​r​j​u​p​d​a​t​e​3
spladow window kicked in, nothing stolen.
spladow don't die yet! who will help me escape from crushing MinePoverty?
lolcatstevens thanks!
We're not sure if both copies are really the same boat, but Theseus should definitely lawyer up.
Hobbes variant of e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​S​h​i​p​_​o​f​_​T​… reminds me strongly of "intellectual property" discussions.
becoming_yolo thanks to the liberal agenda, you actually MUST live in a Belle and Sebastian song.
"And then I realized: that's not Baudrillard, that's Derrida!" - cottonmice's worst story ever.
SimonParkin posted nov 11, 2013 at 6:09pm
My three year-old wrote a joke: Q. How did the penguin bite the stars. A. He got a robot to bite the stars.
♥Arachne♥ from that Magical Girl Jam list looks amazing!
IFinBoston posted nov 11, 2013 at 11:12pm
Bostonian game-maker acosmos has posted the results of the Magical Girl Jam, including several Twine & VN works. m​a​g​i​c​a​l​g​i​r​l​j​a​m​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​t​a​g​g​e​d​/​e​n​t​r​i​e​s
1337p337 and of course in go bufio.ReadString preserves the delimiter. I weep for our future.
1337p337 doing a quick oneoff web scraping thing for my dad tonight. lately, been having some fun with the xml unmarshaller in golang.
1337p337 luckily nokogiri wouldn't install because lolpackagemanager so the world is spared any more of my ruby
1337p337 you're right, ruby should definitely not have a built in function for my wacky edge case.
hahaha and I thought I'd have an easier time with python: s​t​a​c​k​o​v​e​r​f​l​o​w​.​c​o​m​/​q​u​e​s​t​i​o​n​s​/​9​3​7​4​…
ruby, why are you so terrible? I cannot believe it is 2013 and I am still chomp'ing lines read in from a file.
mcclure111 posted nov 11, 2013 at 12:38am
"Endless City is a mod that replaces Minecraft’s natural world with vast empty city stretching out in all directions" t​h​e​j​h​y​d​e​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​6​6​6​5​1​5​0​6​7​…
in that previous image, the cat is asleep and half-starved, right next to a DANG PIZZA.
Move over Dead Souls, the most brutal, masocore game of the year is m​a​k​e​.​v​g​/​h​y​p​e​r​c​a​t​/
davidsgallant yup, I see the itch.io logo on the page now. thanks!
davidsgallant itch.io link at d​a​v​i​d​s​g​a​l​l​a​n​t​.​c​o​m​/​i​g​t​c​e​d​.​h​t​m​l is a broken image
Thanks to g​u​m​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​l​/​f​o​r​g​e​d​o​f​s​t​e​e​l, cottonmice and I are wearing cowboy hats and HELLA YELLING ABOUT THE DUELS
lolcatstevens twitter's not a good format for this, but I'd happy to tell you why I disagree offline.
Seconds later, the new crotch head grew some snakes. Next, I'm expecting them to draw knives or break into song.
I was finding this "Lil Orphan Kabuto" story arc dull, but then people starting growing out of his crotch.
spladow a​l​i​e​n​d​o​v​e​c​o​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​m​a​d​a​.​h​t​m​l best fun you will ever have vomiting in a swamp, guaranteed.
in armada, I may be completely worthless at combat, but I am doing a great job at pun-detection!
lolcatstevens that is so amazing! I want to live in ur tiny globe city!
eggboycolor posted nov 9, 2013 at 4:29am
HYPER CAT - a virtual pet simulator for the Game Boy - m​a​k​e​.​v​g​/​g​e​t​/​h​y​p​e​r​c​a​t​.​z​… #screenshotsaturday
Covering laptop with stickers is going well. Esp. proud of Lil Bubtocat:
I misconfigured my mail server so I've only been getting a subset of messages for 2 months. with no bounce messages for failures. craaaaaaap
The person leaving the bus ahead of me said "I love you" to the bus driver. The bus driver did not say "I love you, too." So much bus drama.
c++ make me feel. snippet of my feels: ihave* noidea, whatim *doing
. CAPYGAMES has the cutest logo. That is all.
jwhalfdane posted nov 8, 2013 at 3:28pm
Eventually the ironic misspelling of games will degenerate into 5 unrenderable boxes.
eggboycolor posted nov 7, 2013 at 8:59pm
hypercat wip v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​h​I​6​l​2​H​9​j​g​D​w
Talked with a longshoreman about CocaCola today. Moment ruined by Norman Rockwell's loud orgasm.
jxson someone yelled "BALLS!" on the shuttle today and I was sure it was you for a few seconds. heart = broken.
. HardSciFiMovies is making me have feels: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​H​a​r​d​S​c​i​F​i​M​o​v​i​e​…
burgeroise posted nov 6, 2013 at 11:20pm
lifehack: refer to cleaning tips u learnt from ur mom as lifehacks so nerds on the internet dont attack ur precious and fragile masculinity
Giania posted nov 6, 2013 at 2:11pm
Politically Moe, socially Giant Robot
sourrrgrass ewww
sourrrgrass hunched over your kitchen sink, or, preferably, crouched behind a tree at your local park.
matthew_d_green posted nov 1, 2013 at 2:58pm
Re-reading "Why Johnny Can't Encrypt", old usability study of PGP. Apparently 3 participants emailed their secret keys in the clear.
spladow the only answer I'm willing to live with: a time-traveling wizard stole it , for what could only be "the timelulz"
DRM-tastic bundle of backlist discards? Check. Dubious charity owned by the company selling the games? Check.
radiatoryang posted nov 5, 2013 at 1:25pm
so taleoftales new crevice-stroking simulator is out, I especially recommend playing it by candlelight or moonlight l​u​x​u​r​i​a​-​s​u​p​e​r​b​i​a​.​c​o​m
spladow nice! also i​.​i​m​g​f​l​i​p​.​c​o​m​/​4​l​y​7​9​.​j​p​g
ZandarVTS posted nov 3, 2013 at 6:36pm
So "Honey Boo Boo", "Comparison Collapse Syndrome", "Pooh on the TSA" or "Wretched Hive of Scum & Villainy" for the title of my Dawkins post
I am a year late to the party, but a​l​i​e​n​d​o​v​e​c​o​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​u​p​l​o​a​d​s​/​t​w​i​n​e​/​… is an amazing game.
Jonathan_Blow posted nov 4, 2013 at 10:26pm
The web site for Monster Truck Madness 2, unchanged from 1998: m​i​c​r​o​s​o​f​t​.​c​o​m​/​g​a​m​e​s​/​m​o​n​s​t​e​r​/​…
lolcatstevens jxson argumentd iheartfood mexitlan totes jealous of all the facial hair. armst/thedaniel: get with the beard program!
mallelis posted nov 4, 2013 at 1:36pm
How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he said to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
Johnson & Johnson's I Have No Eyes But I Must Tears Baby Shampoo.
spladow I feel an excess of wonderment upon reading that. There is much I find enjoyable in it. Wow.
Greek Chorus as a Service
I am way too excited that Revolutionary Girl Utena has a Greek chorus. Thanks, college!
nievved actually those image search results were not terrible enough to dissuade. do over: b​l​o​g​c​d​n​.​c​o​m​/​w​w​w​.​e​n​g​a​d​g​e​t​m​o​… but w/ more cantor
Playing Worms makes me feel like Neo. Specifically, the part where he's naked and and sputtering "Waaa? Whaaaaaat?"
spladow look at its (kawaii) back legs! My spine hurts just looking at it...
This cat is super bad at sitting.
figames posted nov 2, 2013 at 4:57pm
New game: Negative Space (Maddox Pratt) f​r​e​e​i​n​d​i​e​g​a​m​.​e​s​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​n​e​g​a​t​i​…
figames posted nov 3, 2013 at 1:08pm
New game: Operative Assailants (thecatamites) f​r​e​e​i​n​d​i​e​g​a​m​.​e​s​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​o​p​e​r​a​t​…
jxson posted nov 3, 2013 at 12:56pm
So mmatuzak has been busy splitting sprites out of NES ROMs: Introducing Nesly Split - b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​b​4​R​c​e​F #nes #rom #javascript
p​h​o​b​o​s​l​a​b​.​o​r​g​/​z​t​y​p​e​/ browser game like Typing of the Dead.
Look at this derpy dog from Ranma. Look at iiiiiiiit!
cottonmice posted nov 1, 2013 at 7:04pm
The earth is crawling with Birkensnakes! All seven issue sixes are online, including my Thing Theory issue: b​i​r​k​e​n​s​n​a​k​e​.​c​o​m​/​i​s​s​u​e​6​t​h​i​n​g​t​h​e​….
m_kopas don't forget to count us RSS subscribers. we don't know how to tumblrs, but we are mighty!
!! d​h​t​m​l​c​o​n​f​.​c​o​m also it's a chance to visit the adobe lair. I'm imagining a cage marked "do NOT feed the pdf spec"
sourrrgrass trick question, burrito lava cannot be contained by ur puny tortilla science
grayamelia posted oct 31, 2013 at 9:43pm
Not dressing up for Halloween because I am a fucking human adult who naturally turns into a Pokémon every night
SkroyFolfsky posted oct 31, 2013 at 1:40pm
How chicks put on lipstick~
blue_bec posted oct 31, 2013 at 11:05pm
This sunburnt jerk doesn't understand computers or the market. He's all 1. Compression software 2. .... 3. Profit! t​h​e​a​g​e​.​c​o​m​.​a​u​/​c​o​m​m​e​n​t​/​b​l​o​g​s​/​…
I assure you, it may look like I'm watching Escape Plan, but this is actually my performance art.
spladow posted oct 31, 2013 at 6:26pm
5000lobsters “So simple. Such extension.”
spladow and I'm going to get around to that feature request reeeeeeeal soon now, I'm sure.
spladow edprats BAM c​h​r​o​m​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​b​s​t​o​r​e​/​d​e​t​a​i​…
spladow thanks! I still get a kick out of the icon. edprats reddit alien is best reddit alien.
On the same theme as the "add women and stir" section from adrishaw's amazing talk at #qgcon: a​u​t​h​e​n​t​i​c​o​r​g​a​n​i​z​a​t​i​o​n​s​.​c​o​m​/​h​a​r​q​u​a​i​l​/​2​0​1​2​/​…
All whisperin' IE6 CSS quirks in the ears of children, installin' Bonzai Buddy on the laptops of anyone foolish enough to park here.
As the Ghost Who Couldn't Find Their Car, I am going to haunt the shit out of this office park.
slpsys I will cure your jealousy in 3... 2... s​p​o​r​t​s​p​a​g​e​s​f​.​c​o​m
mexitlan posted oct 29, 2013 at 10:46pm
Nice to see @opalapp on front page of HN: n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​6​6​3​7​9​1​5 Congrats argumentd & jxson !
TNG reruns playing on the TV over the bar. Clearly I am in some sort of coma. I'm p. okay with this.
The new cool is: when amazon's book matching program can only find 1 match. Hipster high fives!
MammonMachine posted oct 29, 2013 at 4:16pm
I take selfies at funerals but only because I'm hoping cute ghosts will appear in them
Something in the background of the DYAD soundtrack sounds like a ringtone--I can't stop relexively checking my phone d​a​v​i​d​k​a​n​a​g​a​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​b​u​m​/​d​y​a​d​-​o​g​s​t
What the fox says: "lv In ø \ a0ab 34348tu åaugjoi zølbmosdji jsøg ijio sjiw" g​e​e​k​o​s​y​s​t​e​m​.​c​o​m​/​f​o​x​-​s​t​e​a​l​s​-​c​e​l​…
"I would delete this page if I knew how" d​e​v​e​l​o​p​e​r​.​m​o​z​i​l​l​a​.​o​r​g​/​e​n​-​U​S​/​d​o​c​s​/​S​p​i​…
jxson posted oct 28, 2013 at 5:58pm
RT BLuerssen: Introducing Opal b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​c​a​c​H​g​C via @opalapp
m_kopas posted oct 28, 2013 at 11:42pm
reminder l​u​d​u​s​n​o​v​u​s​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​1​/​0​8​/​1​5​/​w​h​y​…
Who though the bells bells bells bells bells bells going off right next to classrooms was a good idea, Berkeley?
New bash prompt: 🐱
auntiepixelante its like a thousand miles to the nearest coffeeshop, the students here must be camels
Winnicott Winnicott Winnicott Winnicott #qgcon
Who the hell is Winnecott? #qgcon
serafinowicz posted oct 23, 2013 at 2:17pm
Thank you for calling SeaWorld. Your call may be recorded for training porpoises.
anildash posted oct 23, 2013 at 11:01pm
Incredible. Dahlialithwick, the best Supreme Court reporter, on what it's like wearing Axe body spray for a week: 2​.​d​a​s​h​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​H​h​s​A​X​V
spladow !!
The real horror of Carrie: adolescence! [cue horror violin]
anildash posted oct 18, 2013 at 12:09pm
Kickstarter for Uber for krokodil.
Skud posted oct 15, 2013 at 10:48am
bedtime now, but here's a technical knitting blog. t​e​c​h​k​n​i​t​t​i​n​g​.​c​o​m how much do you understand? are you just not good at technology?
geeksam posted oct 15, 2013 at 10:12pm
“Men repeating the same thing women just said so that other men will actually pay attention” as a service
trentonstrong posted oct 14, 2013 at 5:55pm
c​r​o​s​s​i​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​p​i​s​s​e​d​.​h​t​m​l Get ready for some sick #minecraft servers y'all.
Uhhh m​.​b​b​c​.​c​o​.​u​k​/​n​e​w​s​/​u​k​-​2​4​4​8​8​4​…
sillyhead lolcatstevens those dinosaur spine sleeves!
climagic posted oct 7, 2013 at 9:54am
alibi(){ echo "I didn't do it, $( awk -varg=^$1 '$0~arg' .bash_history | shuf | head -1 ) did it"; } # Shift blame. Thx lolcatstevens
lolcatstevens if you were a real Creative, you'd made an exploded 3d pie chart that made it look like success anyway.
jxson posted sep 30, 2013 at 5:58pm
A good essay from spladow, NSA-Proof Encryption Can Save You From The NSA, But It Can’t Save You From Yourself b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​8​G​g​P​T​f
lolcatstevens posted sep 30, 2013 at 12:11am
You guys are too slow! What if that was an emergency? Here's a link if you have a cat emergency. m​o​a​r​.​e​d​g​e​c​a​t​s​.​n​e​t and just refresh
spladow if those emails really love you, they'll come back as an embedded reply that someone forget to encrypt.
1337p337 ah, the lesser known koans of Yogi Berra.
spladow less topical, but I enjoyed the implication that meth use was mainstream.
torrez please reopen paid signups for mlkshk. I promise to use it only for cat pictures! cc spladow
Huth posted sep 12, 2013 at 7:56pm
Fox news attempts to explain what Github is
Dang, now my 2048-bit key is so last fall :|
judsonlester 1337p337 hey sometimes you have to suffer to be cool. suffer decryption.
The new cool: when your PGP key is older than twitter.
spladow posted sep 9, 2013 at 12:02am
“I’m a design criminal so I picked bright orange on dark grey, and no one can stop me.” - 5000lobsters
DIY "Required field 'id' not provided." when I try to complete a challenge (browser: Chrome 29).
spladow lovesgnomes am I doing it right? d​i​y​.​o​r​g​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​0​…
spladow lovesgnomes d​i​y​.​o​r​g​/​s​k​i​l​l​s​/​c​r​y​p​t​o​g​… for sure.
. lovesgnomes pls earn lots of DIY patches and then give them to me and spladow
spladow DIY I know, right? I have so many cute backpacks for my fraudulent patches open in tabs right now.
spladow posted aug 23, 2013 at 1:06pm
The DIY patches look AMAZING d​i​y​.​o​r​g​/​m​a​r​k​e​t​/​p​a​t​c​h​e​s cc drk thisandagain
1337p337 o​n​e​b​i​g​f​l​u​k​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​8​/​l​e​t​s​-​r​…
Jon_Dickman alternate response: let's go back in time and steal circa 2006 us's skins.
Jon_Dickman I remember! Beauty protip: drink nothing but mountain dew and never sleep.
Horse_Recruiter posted jun 17, 2013 at 2:15pm
apps. apps! apps apps apps. oats
spladow haha, quick now let's tell them we only buy consoles with FREE REAL PONIES.
slpsys I've been feeling like a tourist all week, shivering in the morning and sweating all afternoon. Thanks, Obama.
1337p337 wait, qr codes? wat
spladow I am such a grouch. I just typed in so many swears and then erased them. whew.
@anwolf3 i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​6​6​T​v​4​P​d​.​g​i​f i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​W​8​l​n​3​u​O​.​g​i​f i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​B​O​W​F​D​y​k​.​g​i​f
spladow you're just thoughtfully making it easier for them to say goodbye. "Clicky Shoe Guy? We'll miss him I guess..."
slpsys posted jun 20, 2013 at 5:37pm
OH: "Big Data fan fiction"
spladow also dang does it feel bad when Randal Monroe has me pegged.
spladow at first I was embarrassed that this trope has been so long running, but I stand by my trite feelings: letters are fancier!
spladow what's in the bag? will OP deliver literally and figuratively?
jxson posted jun 14, 2013 at 2:58pm
LA has a solid tech scene if you know where to look: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​1​N​f​B​o​9
spladow posted jun 9, 2013 at 4:20pm
My keychain runneth over. <3 how many of you already had PGP set up.
yoleoreader posted jun 7, 2013 at 2:26pm
_funkyboy you'll be able to import/export soon. I hope to have this available by next week :)
reversolabs 1337p337 gorgeous!
slpsys posted jun 7, 2013 at 11:29pm
What a shitty day to announce my new data analytics project, Prism.
mexitlan posted jun 6, 2013 at 1:24pm
krisaacs: mexitlan - How does it feel to have the most famous hands on the internet? c​l​o​c​.​u​s​/​1​0​T​f​o​Q​k #clublocal” About time, world
jxson opal_io OkCupidLabs congrats, looks amazing!
mexitlan posted jun 3, 2013 at 3:10pm
Thank you Adriana_Herrera for mentioning our small Startups Anonymous group within a thoughtful piece. b​o​s​s​.​b​l​o​g​s​.​n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​6​/​0​3​/​t​h​e​… cc bomatson
peakscale posted may 29, 2013 at 11:43pm
The definitive cloud diagram:
spladow sounds like you've mastered 5/48 laws of power
slpsys with uptime likes their, I'd be willing to try anything too
1337p337 posted may 27, 2013 at 3:36am
Maybe Netflix should have bought the full version of Showstealer Pro?
spladow bradstemke Tasker updates it when I get near/leave the cell towers by my office.
spladow thedaniel "improved Blazed Cotton" makes it sound like loot in some kind of cottonpunk(tm) rpg.
spladow reddit is telling me I'm wrong about used games, so maybe! do you have a cat you haven't sent me pictures of?
spladow in related news: the new xbox won't work with used games and the secondary market for cat tipi has never existed
spladow posted may 20, 2013 at 1:02am
Weary attractive supermarket girl at self check out: “Do you really have a question?” Me: “This is not a ploy. I really am an idiot.”
GooglePlay posted may 15, 2013 at 5:44pm
Say goodbye to heavy bags. You can now upload your own files to Google Play Books g​o​o​.​g​l​/​l​x​m​d​e to access anytime, anywhere. #io13
1337p337 posted may 7, 2013 at 5:28pm
I'll be presenting on web development in Go at the StoneGiantLabs-sponsored mini language festival. Reppin' the 626! m​e​e​t​u​p​.​c​o​m​/​S​a​n​-​G​a​b​r​i​e​l​-​V​a​…
T_L_White posted may 2, 2013 at 7:13pm
Hot singles within 20 miles of you! *within 15 *within 10 *within 1 *hot singles are closing in on your position *save yourself while y
reid posted may 6, 2013 at 2:46am
Missed @tacoconf? Live near San Jose? Hooray, there's s​j​t​a​c​o​.​c​o​m! f​l​i​c​.​k​r​/​p​/​e​g​Z​6​p​S
slpsys I went to a vineyard instead. pretty sure there's an Aesop about this, and I'm not a flattering animal in it.
Can't catch up with stream because of tacoconf deluge. Not even angry.
steveklabnik posted may 5, 2013 at 6:49pm
spladow maxfenton 5000lobsters e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​C​o​m​p​u​t​e​r​_​…
fraserabe posted may 3, 2013 at 11:24pm
i've heard of rainbow parties, so obviously i'm yolo to your culture, teens. are we skrillex?
@anwolf3 on the positive side, you'll get a lot more use out of those red boots I sent you.
@anwolf3 sorry to hear that!
marissamayer posted apr 24, 2013 at 7:18pm
handler @yahoo Still a proud pine user. Always have, always will be. I use yahoomail too.
@anwolf3 #TodayILearned. If people subtweet you, threaten to eat their skin!
@anwolf3 ahh, the sub is for "subtle," and not something crazy like "sublimininal" or "subtract" #TIL
I'm worried this will get banhammered once it gets a few users, so don't tell anyone: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​-​r​s​s​.​c​o​m
slpsys is it possible that I'm watching a show claiming Thor was an alien tonight? yes it is.
spladow accidentally left it set to "yes." considered going back to work to fix the bug.
defunkt posted apr 16, 2013 at 11:53pm
The new new user experience: Sign up for website. Go to Settings/Notifications. Uncheck 25 check boxes.
spladow in the words of UpGoer5, flattr is not going to space today: b​l​o​g​.​f​l​a​t​t​r​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​4​/​t​w​i​t​t​e​…
Please build: MisogynistWeather, where for sites like hackernews I can get readings on the number of crazy-stupid people currently invading.
Oh wait, the sign up neglects to mention it but there is a donate button.
theoldreader is taking donations through flattr. It looks like the only way to point my flattrhose at them is to favorite their tweets? Halp
@anwolf3 s​t​a​t​i​c​1​.​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​i​n​s​i​d​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​m​a​g​e​/​3​c​b​9​b​9​1​4​…
spladow graph of what I want: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​X​Q​k​p​l​N​G​.​j​p​g
spladow all of this prismatic talk made me itchy, and now I know why :)
@anwolf3 don't drink the sofa!
spladow d​e​f​e​c​t​i​v​e​b​y​d​e​s​i​g​n​.​o​r​g​/​g​u​i​d​e​/​e​b​o​o​k​s has a nice guide to were to find portable ebooks. lulu also recently switched to drm-free.
spladow though some titles like p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​b​o​o​k​s​/​d​e​… are available drm-free.
spladow Books on Google Play are not currently compatible with the Kindle s​u​p​p​o​r​t​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​g​o​o​g​l​e​p​l​a​y​/​b​i​n​…
spladow I don't know what googlers reccommend, but I like t​h​e​o​l​d​r​e​a​d​e​r​.​c​o​m
spladow welcome to a new circle of hell: u​s​.​b​a​t​t​l​e​.​n​e​t​/​s​u​p​p​o​r​t​/​e​n​/​a​r​t​…
thomasisreading who do they think they are, the google IO registration page? #topical
thomasisreading all of your links are broken because reading is down, and forces me through an (broken) interstitial to read them.
mexitlan posted mar 13, 2013 at 2:36am
Learning Ruby nights paying off. Took a few weeks, but I am already kidney-stone-frustrated and contemplating burning down the internet.
mexitlan I'm pretty sure that's what "ninja" means in all those ruby job postings. It's so cool you're learning ruby, way to rock!
spladow thedaniel that book is a wacky, metal-winged party. it makes me angry my laptop never rears up and bites people.
zaxtax haskell?
@anwolf3 is that santa claus?
thedaniel posted feb 19, 2013 at 10:02am
“node dot jay ess is about as close to the metal as smooth jazz” - nuclearsandwich
mcclure111 posted feb 16, 2013 at 12:11am
1. Create OKCupid account with female avatar. 2. Whenever messaged, respond with horse_ebooks tweet. 3. Make tumblr. o​k​c​e​b​o​o​k​s​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
mexitlan <3
mexitlan posted feb 14, 2013 at 10:13pm
lolcatstevens argumentd jxson thedaniel andybrk spladow 5000lobsters iheartfood hhorbach heart.
thomasisreading reading.am's interstitial has a pretend link that is just underlined text. I try to click on it every time!
The best way to announce you are leaving your church? Batman! m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​t​u​r​n​i​n​g​-​p​o​i​n​t​s​…. cc mexitlan because Batman.
1337p337 posted feb 1, 2013 at 5:02pm
5000lobsters It was merely the wind, blowing gently through the forest of GPFs in the kernel and user errors. g​i​s​t​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​4​6​9​4​2​9​5
Word is that 1337p337 is a rails app, and was taken offline by the recent rails 0-day D:
"jxson Should I switch from bash to zsh?" A novel scheme for harvesting my bitter nerd tears :'(
@anwolf3 sent an email to pajamajeans@customerstatus.com. "Priority shipping" my ass, your damn present is 4 weeks late!
spladow heard about a fancy lightweight wallet, thought of you: t​b​r​a​y​.​o​r​g​/​o​n​g​o​i​n​g​/​W​h​e​n​/​2​…
spladow d​e​v​e​l​o​p​e​r​.​a​n​d​r​o​i​d​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​f​e​r​e​n​c​e​/​a​n​d​r​…
1337p337 C:\Cool\n\rStory/bro.dll.mp3
spladow I keep my server in 1337p337's house, too. Don't tell 1337p337!
spladow nicoleslaw maxfenton citation found c​h​r​o​n​i​c​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​s​/​w​i​r​e​d​c​a​m​…
spladow nicoleslaw maxfenton Great boilerplate removal, and autoscroll mode is impressive. Citation needed on drawbacks vs print.
spladow We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!
crisdobbins posted jan 7, 2013 at 6:08pm
Looking for LA artists! Eat Your Art Out - Submissions WANTED (Hollywood, CA.) l​o​s​a​n​g​e​l​e​s​.​c​r​a​i​g​s​l​i​s​t​.​o​r​g​/​l​a​c​/​c​r​g​/​3​5​2​9​4​6​…
ftrain posted jan 2, 2013 at 10:48pm
5000lobsters spladow the safest default for sure
I don't know what to think about s​a​v​e​p​u​b​l​i​s​h​i​n​g​.​c​o​m, and spladow has yet to emit knowledge-beams on the subject. Defaulting to... anger!
Ikawe on it: i​s​r​y​a​n​a​t​t​h​e​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​c​o​m
thedaniel posted dec 27, 2012 at 9:20pm
I wonder if you can still tweet by SMS? If so here it is: so stoked to be watching Pocahontas right now
@anwolf3 thanks, we just landed. Drive safe! Or don't!
@anwolf3 prepare to have your mind blown: ellipsis are not made out of periods, it is a standalone character --> …
@anwolf3 I am so jazzed to have some sweet tea in GA. Who knows what wacky foods we'll eat!
@anwolf3 because you ran them all over with your deathmobile?
sourrrgrass lulz if you figure out how those work in c++, maybe you can explain them to me.
sourrrgrass D:
lovesgnomes yeah I only do telegrams now.
sourrrgrass wat?
sourrrgrass I found you the best one: c​a​t​b​.​o​r​g​/​j​a​r​g​o​n​/​h​t​m​l​/​B​/​…
lolcatstevens I don't mean to alarm you, but it looks like a fish has somehow snuck into your aquarium.
@anwolf3 u trolling?
1337p337 posted dec 4, 2012 at 5:18pm
HFS, the earth is a strange place. Reverso Labs might be hiring sooner than we thought. Do Rails and/or Devops? Email me.
mexitlan but I still owe you 10-12 favorites for introducing me to Efterklang.
mexitlan I listened to it, and then spent the rest of the afternoon learning that Azealia Banks's oeuvre is shockingly bad except for 212.
spladow woohoo! congrats :)
spladow empirejs link 404s for me.
f​r​o​m​h​o​l​d​e​n​.​c​o​m's "pre-order" button takes you to kickstarter. Yup, these new kickstarter guidelines are working grrrreat. cc spladow
@anwolf3 #crunk
spladow because your friend does not have a public account, all these helloerica tweets sound like Garfield Minus Garfield.
mslopatto posted apr 16, 2012 at 7:15am
Hey Gen-Xers, let's cut a deal. I'll explain dubstep to you if you explain Katie Roiphe to me.
spladow also, you can take full credit for driving so much traffic to The Brief that their site no longer loads.
spladow this Next Draft thing wants to be sent to my email. I have Feelings about where feeds belong; where is the seeeeeeeeecret rss feed?
Artisinal cat gifs: i​.​p​i​c​a​s​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​p​i​c​6​0​/​d​4​4​f​4​9​8​d​…
@anwolf3 I feel so dumb for doing exactly the same thing after I saw your tweet. internets, y u so D: ?
spladow posted nov 7, 2012 at 7:14pm
Come at me, job market.
lolcatstevens posted nov 6, 2012 at 9:44pm
Which of you fuckers 503'd e​l​e​c​t​i​o​n​s​.​n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m ?
lolcatstevens I <3 moarcats before it was cool.
lolcatstevens posted nov 5, 2012 at 8:03pm
Yay! moarcats / e​d​g​e​c​a​t​s​.​n​e​t is in github's hubot-scripts! `moarcats me`! g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​g​i​t​h​u​b​/​h​u​b​o​t​-​s​… /cc tianheyang
mexitlan spooky! Possibly the result of all the eldritch javascripts I've written.
armst spladow all the other kids were doing it! Stop looking at meeeeee s​h​o​w​e​r​g​r​o​w​l​e​r​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
armst posted nov 4, 2012 at 7:00pm
5000lobsters It gets better! We have a few 2010s and 2011s left we're gonna compare.
armst I have a bottle left over from last year. Does beer age? Buying more regardless...
thedaniel posted oct 31, 2012 at 3:27am
Playing a show with Phantom West this weekend: synthesizers, laptops, heavily processed vocals. video: t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​v​8​v​b​y​W​J​m​b​8​J
spladow that pre-Rilo Kiley band by Jenny Lewis: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​G​Q​A​F​5​x​…
It takes approximately 7 thousand clicks to get from "Home" to a larger version of thomasisreading's new profile picture. Worth it.
SordelloMatic posted oct 28, 2012 at 3:45am
Oh, huddle up the days.
buffer is not just for noxious social marketing--it works for novelty accounts, too!
spladow posted oct 26, 2012 at 3:32pm
5000lobsters at bib12 i​n​s​t​a​g​r​.​a​m​/​p​/​R​Q​e​J​f​y​o​M​k​C​/
liza posted oct 25, 2012 at 9:43pm
Writing on palm leaves: a significant upgrade from InDesign. #bib12
@anwolf3 it's cool if I start whining now, right?
And then they signed me up for all this Twitter spam I opted out of already? Do not want.
Twitter reset all my email notification settings. Just noticed because I logged in to snark at spladow and saw an unread DM. Shit.
spladow luckily, twitter is not the only one indexing their content. Here is that tweet you were looking for: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​l​t​r​o​n​/​s​t​a​t​u​s​…
spladow are there more cats in it now? If so, I take full credit.
spladow geographers have been Educated Stupid.
lolcatstevens posted oct 14, 2012 at 11:39pm
So this happened: e​d​g​e​c​a​t​s​.​n​e​t​/​n​e​t​c​a​t via tianheyang g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​f​l​o​r​e​s​/​m​o​a​r​c​a​t​s /cc solarce
@anwolf3 yaaay
@anwolf3 there's a bing app with okay directions you can download. just don't tell them I sent you, okay?
@anwolf3 told you to wait before updating :P
After a hard... hour or so of Borderlands, going to bed at 9:30. #devlife #soold
spladow I think I know how to parlay cat-sitting into some sort of tv deal: b​u​n​n​y​f​o​o​d​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​3​2​1​3​8​5​4​1​2​…
spladow gotta use one of your rugged bearded bike trips pictures!
spladow I might be going to bib2012 too, it'd be great to meet the IA people.
m4dh4tt3r twitter lost the threading information (because lulwebscale). I was replying to the tweet where you said "bears re-posting."
m4dh4tt3r boo for not featuring bears.
spladow La Sera from your last.fm charts is a member of The Vivian Girls! It's a Christmas miracle in my music library!
bottlethecrazy but think how much money you'll save by being unable to connect to a​m​a​z​o​n​.​c​o​m!
spladow wanted to favorite this, but now I'm self-conscious about your Augmented Karmic Reality Goggles #favstarproblems
RT mexitlan 5 minutes into AT&T hackathon, friends confirm my minimalist app idea is "some real dark shit" for AT&T. Success?
Even on second read, assumed about browser. RT thedaniel DAMN YOU FADERFOX
mexitlan I like this, thanks! I found a band last night that I had to show you: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​v​1​M​f​e​L​…
3/5/13: if p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​m​.​m​s​/​t​w​e​e​t​s is not still resyndicating my tweets, than call me a quitter what hates kittens. Love/hate will find a way.
spladow but now I spend all my time at work verifying that I am in the office!
lovesgnomes could be worse: t​i​n​y​u​r​l​.​c​o​m​/​9​a​l​p​j​g​l
spladow i​s​r​y​a​n​a​t​t​h​e​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​c​o​m is your handy guide to whether I am not work--updated in realtime based on which cell towers my phone is near
spladow fair enough. i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​x​y​n​z​D​.​j​p​g
"I wonder if this story really needs a third made-up word for shoes?" - Not Neal Stephenson cc: spladow
spladow posted aug 24, 2012 at 3:16pm
5000lobsters “Can you see text there?” “Yeah.” “Alright boys, we’re done here.” - Every day at Google Books.
spladow m​e​m​e​g​e​n​e​r​a​t​o​r​.​n​e​t​/​i​n​s​t​a​n​c​e​/​2​5​4​9​8​…
Just like that instapaper guy, my twitter client does not comply with new guidelines. Hip at last! i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​y​a​V​S​u​.​g​i​f
spladow the cart does not exist yet. the cart has a facebook page. the cart wants you to pledge $40. the cart will have speakers, I guess.
thedaniel spladow I feel like the person who said "let's slap the logo right here" on that bag hates freedom and Rietveld.
iheartfood I do not understand, but whole-heartily approve.
iheartfood posted jul 24, 2012 at 4:46pm
5000lobsters c​l​.​l​y​/​i​m​a​g​e​/​3​t​3​y​1​D​2​t​…
nullsechulk posted jul 4, 2012 at 10:25pm
lolcatstevens posted jul 19, 2012 at 2:40pm
The code with cat gifs method: a) put a cat gif by your main term. b) when frustrated, instead of cursing the computer, find a new cat gif.
lolcatstevens that is tasty, thanks for sharing it!
bottlethecrazy oh noes I think we've found DMRostal's clone
DMRostal phinneus is dead! Long live ferb!
stevensanderson posted jul 1, 2012 at 9:53am
Am I mistaken, or is the OS X icon for "Windows fileshare" seriously an old-style monitor doing a bluescreen of death? b​i​t​.​l​y​/​O​Q​L​N​4​k
spladow the bio you wrote yourself for s​p​i​r​e​.​i​o​/​a​b​o​u​t​.​h​t​m​l is beautiful. I thought you should know.
@roddypowers u mad bro
@anwolf3 consider this your country sayings retweets intervention. Step one is admitting you have a country sayings retweet problem.
spladow can you believe it's sitting unopened on my shelf? Review so far: new book smell is A+.
Ads in search result, not fooling anyone: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​J​S​7​y​X​.​p​n​g
spladow see also what's yours for the cost of 1 visit to the san fransisco public library: e​z​p​r​o​x​y​.​s​f​p​l​.​o​r​g​/​l​o​g​i​n​?​u​r​l​=​h​t​t​p​…
spladow if survey-level econ papers are your jam, o​c​w​.​m​i​t​.​e​d​u​/​c​o​u​r​s​e​s​/​e​c​o​n​o​m​… is an amazing hit list
spladow I'd suggest backing away slowly from the Kahneman book. He makes good science during his day job though, I promise!
@anwolf3 lovesgnomes man, you both have completely forgotten proper mini-golf form. you're liable to hit the cars in the parking lot!
@anwolf3 lovesgnomes way ahead of you: I clear my Fall schedule for pokemans even on years they don't release new pokemans.
jammed posted jun 11, 2012 at 7:02pm
New maps icon is pretty but will kill you. i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​z​Q​q​z​j​.​j​p​g
bottlethecrazy posted jun 12, 2012 at 10:56am
You are where you eat? Great article by kathrynhough - An Open Letter To All Startup Founders b​i​t​.​l​y​/​K​A​X​G​V​g
bottlethecrazy my vote for Best Use of a Hashtag in 2012.
@anwolf3 l​i​n​d​a​c​l​i​f​f​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​R​i​n​g​s​T​J​9​8​3​.​h​t​m​l
@anwolf3 Isaiah 24:11 "There is a crying for wine in the streets" #alwaysbedrinking ???
I'm turning all these email notifications back on so I can uninstall apps. I wash and wash but I will never be clean.
DMRostal your cat is stepping out on you :( i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​9​D​K​O​R​.​j​p​g
m4dh4tt3r good luck!
spladow are those whale sounds in the background? Is there a fixie gang of whales in Oakland that no one told me about?
coke and rye and creeping on spladow's xbox live profile.
armst their banner is 25x4, and the smaller logo on the page is 10x10. I'm in love.
le8 sweet, send us a link to the recipe when you've got it running :)
DMRostal oh no what have you done?! I had plans for my life that did not involve the puppy gif, once.
becoming_yolo posted may 28, 2012 at 4:05pm
Pavement pavement pavement. Pavement? Pavement.
spladow for the record, I <3'd that tweet with 0% self-awareness.
@donald_booker I feel the need to make a halting problem joke about that progress bar.
@anwolf3 the beach?
unsubscribe links on kickstarter emails keep 404ing. I love you, but I'm flagging all these emails as spam.
mexitlan edprats lolcatstevens I feel like all this comma time could have been spent listening to David Lynch tell stories about cats.
lolcatstevens mexitlan edprats so many things I like in one tweet. The only thing missing is "David Lynch" or "cat pictures."
spladow sometimes science just needs to feel nice about its shoes, you know?
spladow I need your shoes. For... science.
spladow posted may 9, 2012 at 11:17pm
We released our new Identity service today and have a profile on TechCrunch. t​e​c​h​c​r​u​n​c​h​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​5​/​0​9​/​s​p​i​… Good day @ spireio. Thanks sarahintampa
“Fire Island, AK” by The Long Winters is my new jam. ♫ t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
spladow sorry. I wouldn't take so long to send them if you didn't include so many cat pictures to distract me!
bottlethecrazy I really liked your post about ducks. Moar tales of duck architecture, please!
DMRostal I can't believe you got a job in a David Lynch drawing factory, how convienient :)
DMRostal congrats, woo!
a workaround for the lack of environment variables on app engine: p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s​/​s​e​c​r​e​t​-​k​…
edprats if my calculations are correct, it comes out to you retweeting one of AndrewPettit's posts. or we just divided by zero.
To avoid confusion: no, I have no idea what that thing I just retweeted means.
kblnw posted may 2, 2012 at 3:54pm
The joke goes, in english, you can write fish 'GHOTI'. In biology you can write fish 'DANRE'.
spladow I see the problem: CAPS LOCK OFF.
mexitlan francisco_ramos aww, that makes my day. I hope it's useful, and I'd love to see what you make out of it.
Jon_Dickman everyone I show this to gets a wild, faraway look and reads wiki/Quantum Mechanics. I'm not proud.
spladow people keep asking me why I'm making a weird face. that's the face of business!
@anwolf3 the scanners? s​i​m​p​l​y​s​y​n​d​i​c​a​t​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​…
Naming your OS "retweet" is like naming your child "Mayor." Your kid is not a mayor.
spladow p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​1​1​6​3​4​9​1​8​3​2​2​8​2​1​…
mexitlan spladow tara I'm just gonna be a debbie downer here and suggest that it the thunder you both heard could be unrelated.
@anwolf3 ouch, harsh
DMRostal so is Rock Island any room that armst and iheartfood are rocking in?
DMRostal awesome! It's got a great Oatmeal vibe to it.
DMRostal it's not exactly our usual thing, but I didn't think you'd mind :)
paging DMRostal l​a​u​g​h​w​h​i​l​e​y​o​u​c​a​n​m​o​n​k​e​y​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​2​0​1​7​9​4​4​0​5​…
current status: g​i​f​b​i​n​.​c​o​m​/​9​8​5​3​3​7
spladow c​d​n​.​m​e​m​e​g​e​n​e​r​a​t​o​r​.​n​e​t​/​i​n​s​t​a​n​c​e​s​/​4​0​0​x​…
spladow posted mar 29, 2012 at 12:45am
I've never had a anything like an active comments section before. Kinda nice. (TMT/Filter didn't have comments enabled) r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​T​w​o​X​C​h​r​o​m​o​s​o​…
. spladow drops some learning bombs re: gender, geekdom. Alternate title: "Is She a Real Geek?" Considered Harmful d​u​n​l​a​p​d​a​b​b​l​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​3​/​2​8​/​r​e​-​…
. @dollarshaveclub was happy to take my money on the 14th though. So at least that taking my money part works.
I signed up on the 12th for @dollarshaveclub, supposed to ship my razors on the 15th. It's the 26th and I have no razors. #sweetdeal
The sign out button on x​b​o​x​.​c​o​m doesn't work either? Is anyone running this haunted ship?
microsoft is not on the first page of results for "xbox api," and their "for developers" link on the xbox homepage 404s. #sweet
spladow sweeten the deal: let them know I'll probably just pirate whatever products you recommend.
edprats I knew something was going wrong when the printers gained these giant touchscreens...
spladow some weird canadian version? fixed: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​X​k​d​j​.​j​p​g
The real reason spladow won't be my xbox live friend: i​n​c​a​s​e​i​m​g​o​n​e​.​f​i​l​e​s​.​w​o​r​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​1​/​9​7​8​1​5​9​…
bartonlorimor I see you didn't let that 5 year old ruin it for you. Say hi to LASERS for me!
edprats take it back you take that