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2 9's of uptime m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​V​O​2
My own private t​i​l​d​e​.​c​l​u​b, where I stop the wrong ec2 instance and spend friday night getting it running again.
🐻💔
backed, but not because I want bear senpai to notice me or anything k​i​c​k​s​t​a​r​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​1​2​8​6​0​…
killscreen posted oct 3, 2014 at 3:30pm
Damian Sommer’s chess breaks what may’ve already been broken k​l​l​s​.​c​r​/​1​v​C​6​q​V​l
To be fair, Internet people are pretty much the worst: d​n​a​i​n​f​o​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​-​y​o​r​k​/​2​0​1​4​1​…
The guy who sits in the dark on a nearby porch and makes cat noises near my window is not my favorite.
🍔
"Tacocat backwards is tacocaT" - ufez m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​T​Y​F
evilpez4 posted sep 30, 2014 at 8:36pm
Whoever's naming the adoptable kitties at the SPCA is on fire.
🚀😨
Twitter strips emoji out of names? There goes my awesome plan to be 👻🐖
PlanetofFinks posted sep 30, 2014 at 8:12pm
tonitonirocca SuzanEraslan fetishization of some nonexistent golden age of "being a gentleman" focusing on hats dudes used to wear.
Just like in fast food, the idealized does not fit reality: t​h​e​a​w​l​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​9​/​u​b​e​r​-​o​…
The idealized Uber worker is the idealized fast food employee, time-shifted half a decade.
ecin_gnihtaseod posted sep 30, 2014 at 1:42am
*flips the pillow to the colder side* nice
My new hobby: laughing at Booth's unfunny jokes, loudly, to annoy cottonmice
startled y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​6​G​4​X​7​…
If this was a variety of sauce, a reasonable complaint might be that the sauce is thin.
h​e​a​r​t​a​c​h​e​s​i​s​t​e​r​s​.​c​o​m are awsm
Home-made sourdough bread, still warm from the oven. Smear of butter on top, sprinkle of black truffle salt. Better than brunch---I said it!
There are only 8 kinds of people, and one of them rocks a red dye job, Tom Cruise's jacket, and a smoking device from the Phantom Menace.
I feel like I tweet about that e-cig kid every time I BART over here. Is it the same kid every time?
I propose renaming 80% of SFs neighborhoods "Little Internet Coupon Startup."
I call bullshit on parts of Little Italy more than a block away from a place that sells cheese wrapped in meat.
Props to the kid with the red hair, bomber jacket and e-cig. The future has never looked so cool.
Manhattans like a big old Neal Stephenson hug.
"The Interval" has a great cocktail menu, and Brian Eno shit on the walls <333333
It's been a year since the Craft Spirits Festival, but I still feel hungover when I look at Fort Mason.
radiatoryang posted sep 27, 2014 at 12:10pm
I hope Destiny announcer dad will notice me
In "Boyhood," a dog learns, over the course of 11 years, to play basketball.
I'm not too proud to admit I cried a little when Snape killed Dumbledore in "Boyhood: Year 6."
The end of "Boyhood" was so jarring--how could those motorcycle rednecks just gun him down like that?
It's a little freaky at the end of "Boyhood" when he finds that monolith near Jupiter and tells us it's all made of stars.
I peeled the cover off, and "Boyhood" is secretly just that 6-VHS "Lawrence of Arabia" set I never watched at mom's house.
mcclure111 posted sep 26, 2014 at 6:13pm
THIS IS A THING THAT EXISTS AND IT DOESN'T EVEN APPEAR TO BE AN ATTEMPT TO DEFEAT CONTENTID y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​W​7​k​u​2​b​…
TeaMichelle posted sep 26, 2014 at 11:48pm
Holy crap found a Sister Spit 1998 van diary online! Super amazing! W/ captaindingbat Blisick SiniAnderson +more! s​i​s​t​e​r​s​p​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​9​8​l​o​g​.​h​t​m​l
"He'd murder dead things if science would let him." a​c​h​e​w​o​o​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​?​d​a​t​e​…
jennschiffer posted sep 25, 2014 at 4:21pm
new vertical on the bocoup company blog: wilto and i talk web dev nutrition tips
[commute] m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​Q​P​8
My stomach is a graveyard, with a whole section marked out for the Pizza Roll family.
e​a​s​y​c​h​i​r​p​.​c​o​m is a web client for twitter that focuses on a11y. Liking it so far :)
woofycakes posted sep 24, 2014 at 6:49pm
5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order c​l​i​c​k​h​o​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​/​5​-​s​e​c​r​… via @clickhole
It's cool that the makers e​l​l​o​.​c​o​/​w​t​f​/​p​o​s​t​/​a​b​o​u​t​… choose to pay out of pocket to keep it running. Doesn't make other sites evil tho.
Hey look a review a of cottonmice's book: e​n​t​r​o​p​y​m​a​g​.​o​r​g​/​h​e​r​-​k​i​n​d​-​o​f​-​d​r​…
"And if you put your phone in your back pocket and sit on it, I’m not sure what to tell you." loooooooool d​a​r​i​n​g​f​i​r​e​b​a​l​l​.​n​e​t​/​l​i​n​k​e​d​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​9​…
StephLauren posted sep 23, 2014 at 4:42pm
Ooof RT kkestler: Looks like an espn scorecenter dev somewhere is having a tough day
Cheese it, spladow, they're on to us!
ADACTIVITY posted sep 22, 2014 at 5:08pm
puppytube MammonMachine Into this new conspiracy for 2014 #thetruthisoutthere
jennschiffer posted sep 22, 2014 at 10:40am
super excited to launch this new project that merges 3 things i like to do: writing, code, and art. check out v​a​r​t​.​i​n​s​t​i​t​u​t​e
Every character in Destiny spladow plays gets a special class ability: Super Run Away.
Backup joke: this bird is Ambrose Monk because he's afraid of leaving the house and this season would be more compelling without him.
I'm naming this bird Nero Wolfe, because it never leaves the house and solves mysteries. Except it doesn't solve mysteries.
jennschiffer posted sep 18, 2014 at 12:05pm
boroughgramming @Brooklyn_js! (@ 61 Local in Brooklyn, NY w/ ohhoe) s​w​a​r​m​a​p​p​.​c​o​m​/​j​e​n​n​s​c​h​i​f​f​e​r​/​c​…
That's some quality Bones humor, only 4 years too late to be topical.
"Oh no, the Gravedigger has buried the writing staff!" -- me, watching Bones 5x04
gene_wood thanks!
spladow m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​M​P​B
spladow w​a​s​t​e​d​t​a​l​e​n​t​.​c​a​/​c​o​m​i​c​/​d​o​g​e​-​l​y​f​e
plante posted sep 17, 2014 at 11:35pm
I wrote erotic poetry using nothing but quotes from iPhone 6 reviews t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​9​/​1​7​/​6​3​3​4​…
arealliveghost posted sep 16, 2014 at 1:03am
I can't believe b​a​b​y​d​o​g​.​c​o​m costs $60. for that much money I could buy a real baby dog and train it to grow up into a website
PubeGoldberg posted sep 7, 2014 at 6:37pm
CarbyKong King_Darian if cool ranch was really cool it wouldnt need to state it
1337p337 p​b​s​.​t​w​i​m​g​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​d​i​a​/​B​w​8​5​i​5​f​C​…
Wait, Berlin did *what* to smuggle himself into the country? He could have just paid Reddington for that in 1x01!
All shooting at stuff and bumping into walls in their "ooh I have a rocket ship you won't get for 30 minutes" rocket ships.
Least favorite part of Destiny: these nerds who are not in my party, who still somehow show up on missions.
JermHimselfish posted sep 13, 2014 at 10:26pm
Her hair was long, like a Maroon 5 song. Her eyes shined like 2 songs by Maroon 5. I tried to speak but all that came out was Maroon 5 songs
anildash posted sep 13, 2014 at 5:21pm
At xoxo, ethan_diamond explains that Bandcamp worked from a public library for its first 4 years. Public commons power entrepreneurship.
monicabyrne13 posted sep 13, 2014 at 11:56pm
This Former NASA Intern Just Wrote The Best Sci-Fi Book of the Year y​e​s​m​a​g​a​z​i​n​e​.​o​r​g​/​h​a​p​p​i​n​e​s​s​/​t​h​i​s​… yesmagazine
the number out of base
"the colour out of space" except it's a number in a non-decimal base
Trying to autotag names in posts causes users to accidentally send messages to people they didn't mean to.
sunghu posted sep 12, 2014 at 10:13am
Grandmothers are accidentally tagging themselves as Grandmaster Flash on Facebook. i​n​d​e​p​e​n​d​e​n​t​.​c​o​.​u​k​/​n​e​w​s​/​w​e​i​r​d​-​n​e​w​…
♬ keep a little horse head mask in your soul ♬
samusclone posted sep 11, 2014 at 11:44pm
"Out of 84,796 articles published by the video-game press in 2013, 0.44% talk about feminism," via MorganRamsay: s​t​o​r​i​f​y​.​c​o​m​/​M​o​r​g​a​n​R​a​m​s​a​y​/​h​…
Fengxii posted sep 10, 2014 at 4:55pm
Oh shit studiooleomingu's Rituals is finished!! Oh shit!! o​l​e​o​m​i​n​g​u​s​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​r​i​t​u​a​l​s
Right when I got to work, "The Sound of Silence" started playing on my headphones. Had to switch tracks--Too Real for before lunch.
1337p337 m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​I​U​3
spladow there is totally a metal axle in that yoyo we were playing with yesterday: y​o​-​y​o​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​/​s​i​t​e​… maybe we are not good people?
thejaymo posted sep 9, 2014 at 6:16am
.@Growstuff is running a crowdfunding campaign! Please help support open data for food growers! i​n​d​i​e​g​o​g​o​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​g​r​o​w​s​… via pozorvlak
1337p337 that is some super great bloopy jam. I want to see the unfinished thing when it is a finished thing!
1337p337 wait wat thing?
armst thedaniel guess I have to stay here until I've had allll the sandwiches. I'm p. okay with this.
The best bahn mi is from Xoia in Echo Park. I will fight you.
Scorpios, your horoscope for today: scorpions.
today's horse-related update: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​H​3​T via my_shoes_hurt
Changed car headlight myself. Next up: opinions about sports, grilling.
today in important horse news: 🐎
tqbf posted sep 4, 2014 at 10:34am
This is an amazing piece of reporting. STL’s “suburbs” are more batshit than you could imagine. w​a​s​h​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​t​h​e​-​w​a​t​c​h​…
I would parkour the hell out of a Mirror's Edge spinoff for Walter: t​h​e​c​o​n​c​o​u​r​s​e​.​d​e​a​d​s​p​i​n​.​c​o​m​/​r​i​d​e​-​a​l​o​n​g​-​w​i​t​…
I made a GEORF m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​F​A​Z
Based on t​h​e​k​i​t​c​h​n​.​c​o​m​/​h​o​w​-​t​o​-​b​a​k​e​-​a​-​… , I propose: Eon Potatoes--like the slow cooker recipe, but slower.
damn, I am totally outclassed by this culture jammer. just check out all her cool deembroidery tools! l​i​n​d​e​e​g​e​m​b​r​o​i​d​e​r​y​.​c​o​m​/​h​o​w​-​t​o​-​r​e​m​o​v​e​-​…
a page from that secret "how to be an adult" manual everyone else got: j​a​k​e​s​b​b​q​s​a​u​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​_​i​n​f​o​.​p​…
cool youtube -> gif tool, way to support content creation! c​h​r​o​m​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​b​s​t​o​r​e​/​d​e​t​a​i​…
Forget social networks, I only hang out on USDA home canning websites: n​c​h​f​p​.​u​g​a​.​e​d​u​/​p​u​b​l​i​c​a​t​i​o​n​s​/​p​…
scalzi posted sep 1, 2014 at 1:12pm
Awwww. My mom left me a five star review on Amazon.
"I don't think there's such a thing as 'serial killer heaven,'" a hungover cottonmice opines, during Bones 3x01.
"No! Bad raccoon!" I yelled, like a raccoon expert.
auntiepixelante posted aug 31, 2014 at 2:15pm
HEY Y'ALL i won't be at sfzinefest today but copies of ZZT and STAR WENCH will be! buy them at the main table
Full Metal Pony: Friendship is Hell
ElizSimins "We’re a few dozen people talking about a few hundred people" looks like something I'd disagree with if I could parse it.
ednapiranha posted aug 29, 2014 at 12:40am
hey i have a great idea everyone. let’s make a new package manager. it’s going to be awesome. trust me.
everyone knows that skeletons aren't real
itchio posted aug 27, 2014 at 5:29pm
Games that hurt people aren’t cool - updates to the itch.io acceptable use policy i​t​c​h​i​o​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​5​9​4​1​5​0​7​8​… #gamedev
This shirt is the cutest. You can tell because it's in the URL: t​e​e​s​p​r​i​n​g​.​c​o​m​/​c​u​t​i​e​s
slpsys I'm adding extremely dilute danger to my life to become immune to death.
Using bungie cords to suspend rarely-used appliances from the ceiling. So far, so good:
albany bulb satan will protect us from earthquakes m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​G​7
a nice town, full of friendly people m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​G​4
6 episodes in, I finally realize that Mr Peanutbutter doesn't have a first name. What, like I was gonna finish a book today?
"Horses can't actually vomit," cottonmice snarks as I watch this new horse cartoon.
davidsgallant dog holding kitten holding soccer ball m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​A​0​O
BooDooPerson posted aug 22, 2014 at 4:26pm
Taking a selfie with someone in VR is called #BombingTheRift and you need to do it whenever you have the chance now:
thanks, bugs, for saving me from freaking out about things rando medical sites tell me
lol crashed webmd by opening two tabs, filling one out, then closing it and filling out the next tab
This is my "oops, broke someone's server and it's 9pm" jam: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​t​j​K​H​Q​e​…
lovesgnomes and don't forget that ruby starts counting at 1. why? to hurt your feelings. yes, you.
lovesgnomes cottonmice see also: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​S​t​e​v​e​_​E​r​i​…
lovesgnomes I haven't read anything by Steven Erickson. He has the same name as cottonmice's advisor in MFA, and it's the funniest.
5000lobsters aaand they added "DRM-free" to the page. huzzah!
"DRM" doesn't appear anywhere on h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s , can someone who has bought these confirm they are drm-free?
awolfalways lovesgnomes devildoc035 TOO REAL
If you really think about it, "Viva Las Vegas" is one of Kubrick's darkest works.
The camera's framerate is too slow for Ann-Margret's jerky dancing. The whole world is too slow for Ann-Margret's jerky dancing.
As his Italian friend dies, Elvis hips, offscreen, jiggle mournfully.
Elvis staring at cuddling couples for way, way too long.
Also if I wasn't going to pay $100 for frikking sweet dino shoes, I am deffff not paying $300 for boring loafers.
The internet is trying to tell me that it's time to put aside my dreams dinosaur footwear:
auntiepixelante t​o​u​t​b​o​x​.​f​r​/​t​e​l​e​c​h​a​r​g​e​r​_​e​b​… seems to be it
MoreAndAgain posted aug 14, 2014 at 9:06pm
Whoa! That was quick! RT TPM: House Democrat unveils bill to demilitarize local police b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​o​y​h​b​X​P
awyisser posted aug 14, 2014 at 3:03pm
#awyiss apis | i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​Z​O​x​d​9​N​n
mikeBithell 12 EST statement from Missouri Gov c​b​s​n​e​w​s​.​c​o​m​/​v​i​d​e​o​s​/​l​i​v​e​-​v​i​…
SistaToFunky posted aug 14, 2014 at 11:41pm
Reports: Gov. Nixon to remove St. Louis County police from Ferguson s​a​l​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​8​/​1​4​/​r​e​p​… via Salon
MissAlexisK posted aug 14, 2014 at 12:09am
FYI, here is a public list of all reporters/journalists on the ground. t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​k​r​i​s​t​e​n​h​a​r​e​/​l​i​…
On some days I've reported that my jam is something other than y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​4​V​4​I​E​V​… . I apologize for the error.
It is not called a "3 pages of stock photos" report, people.
tl;dr: tech at apple is 20% women.
Happy apple released diversity stats, quietly sobbing that I have to scroll through so much bullshit to read them: a​p​p​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​d​i​v​e​r​s​i​t​y​/
monteiro I can't figure out what format the ebook's in. epub? mobi? pdf?
same: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​4​A​O
BlueSweatshirt posted aug 11, 2014 at 3:30pm
things are getting prettier, now i just need to ask myself "how do i veer this away from horrid jrpg battle dynamics"
spladow first 13 eps will be available on the 19th: c​r​u​n​c​h​y​r​o​l​l​.​c​o​m​/​a​t​t​a​c​k​-​o​n​-​t​i​t​a​n
New job description: I'm that "eeeee" sound that's made when you drive with your emergency brake on.
The blind machine gods carefully rebuilt the world, exactly as it was before.
ashedryden cached: w​e​b​c​a​c​h​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​u​s​e​r​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​.​c​o​m​/​s​e​a​r​c​h​?​q​=​c​a​c​h​e​…
cottonmice lies, damned lies! though one day I'll finally trick you into independently recreating all of RoboCop.
slpsys also have to lol at the req for both "recent grads" and "for experienced traders." just not toooo experienced?
slpsys ageism, I guess?
The new d​o​u​g​h​n​u​t​d​o​l​l​y​.​c​o​m in Berkeley is amazing! I had a bourbon-creme doughnut, and now I know Kung fu.
I want a Rocky sequel, but with the fish fighting its pokemon rival through random movements for hours.
All hail FishNet, our new cybernetic fish overlord.
FioraAeterna posted aug 7, 2014 at 11:57pm
drk spladow I am creeping on yr pizza party Thomas !!
Pentadact posted aug 7, 2014 at 7:21am
Twitch are deleting all your past broadcasts in 3 weeks, and doing a bad job of warning you about it. b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​8​/​0​6​/​t​w​i​…
nievved I first heard about them from you! I have all their stuff from $day_you_mentioned_them, but I'll check to newer jams
This p5.js thing laurmccarthy made is amazing and fun and goofy and amazing: h​e​l​l​o​.​p​5​j​s​.​o​r​g
Couple pages into "The Tiger in the Smoke." If the missing husband turns out to be in that matching band, I will be disappoint.
Today's jam: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​q​t​l​G​x​I​…
Periodic reminder that business models like "ads-based" do not have an intrinsic right to work.
I am cancelling Wednesday: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​1​R​Z
brb, moving to russia to have my cyberfuture that never was m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​1​L​P
slpsys cottonmice we started later, but we caught up fast
PlanetofFinks have you tried *furiously flips through manual* coating yourself in a dry rub and marinating for 4-6 hours?
You're on the niiiiiight BART
She is become Art
This bar is now exceeding its quota of people dressed exactly like Steve Jobs by at least 2.
That said, we can all work together to make this an actual room where makeouts happen. (This message not endorsed by cottonmice Corp)
That's not, like, a euphamism. This bar is just called "the Make Out Room."
. cottonmice is reading tonight at 8, at the Make Out Room.
tinysubversions existing+validationishaaaaard@existing
cottonmice posted jul 17, 2014 at 1:20pm
I reviewed Jac Jemc's "A Different Bed Every Time" for HeavyFeatherRev. Read it here: g​o​o​.​g​l​/​9​R​z​2​X​E
They look on with a Proprietary Interest m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​1​0​0​8​E
same
Donald_Booker ♪ Seth and Riker, sitting in a tree ♪ cree - ee - ee - ee - ee - eeping ♪
lolcatstevens is he some kind of spider creature?!
lolcatstevens oooooohhh mmmmyyyy goooooddddd
2014 update: on rewatching TNG, Riker still seems super creepy
SamanthaZero posted aug 1, 2014 at 12:10pm
I made a new trailer of the Alpha 1 Sentris build, showing the new Canyon colors in motion. Check it out: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​L​M​T​J​y​V​M​i​2​x​A
Capris for my men, and jorts for my horses.
scalzi posted aug 1, 2014 at 12:19pm
And somewhere in a basement, the lone remaining MySpace engineer rubs his hands together and says NOW IT'S DOUG'S TURN TO SHINE
alexhern posted aug 1, 2014 at 11:35pm
So OKCupid’s Been Experimenting On Humans. But Who Hasn’t? c​l​i​c​k​h​o​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​p​o​s​t​/​s​o​-​o​k​…
My religion: rooms with high ceilings, and the part of the rock concert where the crowd sings along.
At an Arcade Fire concert woooo metal
anildash posted jul 30, 2014 at 9:58am
If you'd like to see truth, you should read kfan on Kim Kardashian, and her game, and media, and humans in general: k​f​a​n​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​3​3​0​6​7​9​2​8​…
same p​i​c​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​Z​3​k​9​p​f​8​Q​M​p
Donald_Booker probs: 1. the people who designed VBA 2. their supportive programmer parents
Could you imagine a more litigious crowd to piss off? #examsoft
Hot dang, juliepagano is selling Feminist Fire Bees merch: f​i​r​e​b​e​.​e​s​/​s​h​o​p​/
On the other hand, CryptoKids (brought to you by NSA!) is pretty freaky.
On the one hand, suuuuper into whatever the heck a "cyber-cat" is.
seldo posted jul 29, 2014 at 8:15pm
VERY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY: n​s​a​.​g​o​v​/​k​i​d​s​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​h​t​m Featuring the CryptoKids®, a pair of terrifying cyber-cats.
same.
A FAIR OMEN GREETS YOU THIS DAY
samusclone posted jul 28, 2014 at 10:45am
A lot of ppl don't get why I dislike the endless internet "happy birthday" parade. Finally, someone else gets it: m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​s​s​a​g​e​/​t​h​e​-​i​n​…
mcclure111 put pictures of cats on all but one screen. or on all the screens? I am not good at game advice.
Perception 3x01 is hands down the worst TV I've seen this year.
New Jenny Lewis album!!1! n​p​r​.​o​r​g​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​7​/​2​0​/​3​3​1​…
eevee a watermill lets you harness the power of Poseidon for grinding grains #lifehacks
AlexKara15 posted jul 24, 2014 at 11:05pm
Werster's 1' 51" Pokemon Red any% speed run was beaten - and not by ThePokeBot this time! This 1' 50" run makes WR: p​o​c​k​e​t​m​o​n​s​t​e​r​.​k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​a​-​n​e​w​-​w​o​r​l​d​-​r​e​…
darth pictures of dogs is SO last week. here's a picture of a lobster instead:
This week spladow talked to thricedotted about bots. Bot idea: bot that squeals about how cute these projects are i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​t​h​r​…
seldo posted jul 23, 2014 at 6:00pm
Updated my tech diversity spreadsheet with Twitter's data: d​o​c​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​r​e​a​d​s​h​e​e​t​s​/​d​… By far the worst tech-staff gender imbalance so far.
KidsCoding posted jul 24, 2014 at 2:05pm
And we’re off! #KidsCodeJeunesse was broken into and we’ve lost some precious filming equipment. Please help! i​n​d​i​e​g​o​g​o​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​s​/​k​i​d​s​-​…
gersandelf sorry for the notification spam!
spladow n​e​r​d​m​e​r​i​t​b​a​d​g​e​s​.​c​o​m !!
I never want just one Vietnamese coffee, which is bad because I have just one functioning heart.
Have you kissed your favorite #brand on the mouth today?
Made some pretzels from this recipe: f​o​o​d​n​e​t​w​o​r​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​/​a​l​t​o​n​-​…
The part of my commute where I make claims about what's for dinner. Today: I baselessly assert I'm going to eat a steak wrapped in pizza.
jamiekilstein posted jul 22, 2014 at 5:27pm
The internet isn't "just cat pictures." Its filled with so much sad shit, that we post the cat pictures so we don't all sink into depression
m​o​d​e​l​v​i​e​w​c​u​l​t​u​r​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​i​e​c​e​s​/​k​i​l​l​i​n​g​… is great, and every underlined word links to something else great.
I just got an email from fedex with a tracking link that 404'd. fedex: just wait until you have shipping info to email me about it.
Played a game of c​r​y​p​t​o​z​o​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​g​a​m​e​s​/​e​p​i​c​-​s​p​e​… without the "hella yelling the spell names" part. Big mistake--it's totes about hella yelling.
Liquid nitrogen cooking for the first time today: ice cream, oreos, and reeses. This must be what wanting to fry all foods feels like.
how long can you gnaw on pork chop bones before you die? asking for a friend.
Skud posted jul 15, 2014 at 5:38pm
Aiiane through I did side eye "we've made a community of real people". So tired of that language and its implications :(
cassandragillig posted jul 15, 2014 at 5:29pm
my 1st chapbook is coming out in sept from perfect lovers & i just want every1 2 kno it was written 100% by this dog
Imma let you finish, but N. K. Sandars had one of the best Gilgamesh translations of all time r​o​s​e​m​i​k​e​.​n​e​t​/​q​u​o​t​e​s​/​m​i​s​c​/​e​p​…
If they don't scoff "of course!" when you ask if their translation of Dante is terza rima, don't fuck 'em.
LilaQWeaver posted jul 13, 2014 at 11:17pm
Revising my novel. Here's my cat's contribution: [[[[[ik --I don't know. Seems a little too experimental.
Asked the barefoot college kid walking in circles in the street if he was doing okay. He said "yes," but he meant "yes, geezer."
Loved Psycho Kitty at BEast Crawl today. Check them out: p​s​y​c​h​o​k​i​t​t​y​s​f​.​c​o​m​/​b​a​n​d​_​b​i​o​/
The internet, in pictures: p​i​c​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​F​W​3​k​6​l​W​e​1​z
MammonMachine posted jul 10, 2014 at 8:39pm
Oh yeah pls read my guide to evo, I promise it is on the level! k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​y​o​u​r​-​g​u​i​d​e​-​t​o​-​…
cottonmice posted jul 10, 2014 at 11:56pm
The Man Without Canapes #foodiefiction
darth posted jul 10, 2014 at 11:14pm
AMAZINGLY FAST PUP ALERT RT ejjudge: This might be the fastest dog I've ever seen. v​i​m​e​o​.​c​o​m​/​8​3​9​4​7​0​1​9
xMattieBrice posted jul 8, 2014 at 3:20pm
There is literally nothing useful, poignant, or healthy about decide who gets to identify as what
Arby's™ is an island.
ianinamerica thanks! Good catch on the typo: fixed.
"My name is Arby's™," Odysseus told him.
"I am no man!" yelled Arby's™, as it swung its blade.
corporate herohood
spladow posted jul 3, 2014 at 1:21pm
This week I interviewed medialab's sannabh about Tether, which lets people's memories drift around the world. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​s​a​v​…
jennschiffer posted jul 2, 2014 at 12:11pm
every time a man tells us we should dress for the job we want & not the job we have, I put on my dinosaur onesie
Cate_Gary posted jul 1, 2014 at 12:35pm
I'll take the blue pill. #HobbyLobby #SCOTUS
Jon_Dickman I've been watching "30 Rock," and he was so good at playing Abe Lincoln that I shed eagle tears... in the shape of a flag.
xMattieBrice McPixel
I have no memory of creating this gif. p​i​c​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​R​g​c​f​e​t​8​g​q​L
awolfalways check ur emails. I couldn't find a wagon to sit in, though the shirt stains are approximately the same.
devildoc035 I've been training my whole life for this!
Hurrah for pay-what-you-want, drm-free epubs by Anne McCaffrey and others: s​t​o​r​y​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​c​i​f​i
slpsys for a more eastern philosophy vibe, you could start pronouncing it "tao ta"
The more code I write the more hyped I get to hear about deleting code.
"...pagination, archiving, sharing are all features that cause exponential complexity in design." - ednapiranha i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​j​e​n​…
"It's a joke about the level of discourse on that network," he explained, boringly.
"Deep underground, the rabbits stamp their feet in rage."
textfiles posted jun 9, 2014 at 2:15pm
Huge congratulations to the volunteers of archiveteam for downloading all justintv videos with more than 10 views. (Total size: 10tb)
thomas_violence posted jun 9, 2014 at 6:40pm
wow what a really lovely home it would be a shame for it to be consumed by time and the sea like everything else
"Put HTML is sort of like a social static page generator." - negatendo i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​b​r​e​…
I'll admit to spending too many hours trying to figure out where I could buy this space jacket. Now it's sold out :(
startorialist posted feb 9, 2014 at 5:36pm
In which I steal my style from feliciaday via a gorgeous moto jacket from Funktional4u. -S t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​-​f​F​Q​p​1​6​x​J​L​D​o #sundayselfie
EnnuiPerkins posted jun 2, 2014 at 8:29pm
If you only watch one Nail Art Tutorial Turned Existential Sci-Fi Mystery this year, make it this one. t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​e​R​N​-​t​1​H​e​6​S​w​P
"I have the failing of being a little more sincere in those things than is necessary." - Alceste, a tech worker from the 1600s
pookleblinky not all creepers
eeeeeeee #isslove
christinelove posted jun 2, 2014 at 6:13pm
Okay, god help me, #isslove should now be code complete! Just waiting on legal stuff now
I think Sun Ra's whole deal with Saturn was so we wouldn't notice he was a time traveler y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​f​r​I​r​_​z​…
spladow remember I sent you some cat pictures before you became Internet Famous. when they christen the .spladow gtld I want a discount!
spladow posted may 29, 2014 at 4:33pm
For everyone on the west coast who just woke up, I interviewed kvanscha about her citywide I Spy game, VeoVeo i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​k​a​r​…
Sometimes, when the dog sighs, I get the feeling he's 1.5 meals away from trying to kill and eat me while I sleep.
lmorchard posted may 25, 2014 at 3:08pm
"Alpha male" sounds like everyone would be better waiting until the beta and production releases come around.
More like superFUN sites e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​L​i​s​t​_​o​f​_​S​…
startled and don't forget Nietzsche's touching childhood memoir "My Pet Shrew is Dead, and We Killed Him"
spladow okay, well, you know Merriam and Webster were reptilians, right? i​.​w​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​d​i​c​t​i​o​n​a​r​y​/​s​t​…
I'm on a mission to convince the world that "s'truth" is an abbreviation for "shrew's truth." The road is long, but my cause is just.
andybrk lolcatstevens estimate: g​o​t​e​a​m​i​n​t​e​r​n​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​i​m​g​/​d​o​c​s​/​7​6​1​3​2​…
andybrk lolcatstevens at this rate, my demands in 2018 will be too rococo even for tech work
andybrk posted may 29, 2014 at 9:29pm
lolcatstevens 5000lobsters
Got a donut at work today. New SLA: requests that include a donut will get done, the rest may be sacrificed to my donutcraze.
antimega posted may 26, 2014 at 6:26pm
Really, if you work on the Internet, or anything that touches the Internet, like advertising, you should read this. i​d​l​e​w​o​r​d​s​.​c​o​m​/​b​t​1​4​.​h​t​m
🐈
Footage of me coaxing a stray cat into my house. Audience: nooo don't go in there, he is so bad at cats!
I have accidentally eaten all of the sand today, so tomorrow your beach picnics will be sand-free. You're welcome.
skepanie posted may 26, 2014 at 12:35am
IDEA: self-folding laundry. no wait, it's also self-cleaning. WAIT but ALSO it's robots and it lives your life for you so you can stay home.
You will sound like a nerd if you quote "The West Wing" in response to job interview questions, no matter how apropos i​m​d​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​t​t​0​7​4​5​7​0​…
The future is super weird: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​l​a​d​o​w​_​e​b​o​o​k​s​…
spladow posted may 22, 2014 at 7:02pm
Pretty sure mlkshk cost torrez way more than $10 to set up. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​a​n​d​… But I’m not a business expert.
thedaniel posted may 22, 2014 at 8:25pm
Let armst help you move to Los Angeles with her wisdom: m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​@​a​r​m​s​t​/​e​e​1​8​9​a​8​…
This bike shed is terrible, why are we painting it?
"A Perfect Day for Bananacrime" by Juicy Salinger
"Life in the big city is the pits, but I have to solve crimes. Fruit crimes." - Raspberry, P.I.
Way to go, twitter image truncation program. Way to focus on the grass in the middle of the frame.
Soup does not seem super glad to be home.
derprevere posted may 19, 2014 at 4:44pm
I have more affection for what darth does than I do for some family members
spladow posted may 19, 2014 at 4:04pm
I reflected on I Had Ten Dollars because if you make something and don’t blog, did you make anything at all? d​u​n​l​a​p​d​a​b​b​l​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​5​/​1​1​/​i​-​h​…
Good news: this version fixes my line break problem b​e​t​t​e​r​m​y​t​h​s​.​c​o​m​/​g​i​l​g​a​m​e​s​h​-​a​n​d​-​…
My kingdom for a copy of Gilgamesh that does not have arbitrary line breaks to match the tablet they were pulled off of.
Is Edge of Tomorrow a fourth-wall breaking story about how Tom Cruise is doomed to create the same movie again and again?
A space opera, but with bacteria as the only living thing in an infinite, boring universe.
♫ Hold me close now, Neil deGrasse Tyson ♫
I think we can all agree that computer is the worst.
droobis posted may 18, 2014 at 12:25pm
Watch Dogs (stylised as WATCH_DOGS) is a video game that lets you watch dogs
spladow posted may 13, 2014 at 5:12am
5000lobsters i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​Q​3​V​6​B​K​.​g​i​f
One goal of crypto is to look like noise to the reader. Crypto literature seems to have a similar goal.
"since nobody plays R/B/Y anymore." shut up, I'm going to beat the original game somedaaaaay d​r​a​g​o​n​f​l​y​c​a​v​e​.​c​o​m​/​r​b​y​c​a​p​t​u​r​e​.​a​s​p​x
safety posted may 12, 2014 at 6:14am
As a result of a bug with the in-Tweet report form for harassment, the Tweet URL is not auto-populating. A fix will be deployed soon.
I'm left to wonder what kind of terrible cow "eggs" they ate in England at the time
not sure what to make of this simile from an old timey detective story: "as full of wickedness as an egg is full of meat"
Here's a picture of me and Lil Bub
glenmaddern posted may 10, 2014 at 11:31pm
😎 Announcing d​u​m​b​.​d​o​m​a​i​n​s (some juvenile NSFW language) b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​j​7​E​T​r​d
I saw one of the speakers from #qgcon wandering around, so you know this festival is the coolest.
The people of Lil BubCorp are big sweeties, like you'd expect.
Shit, I just realized I'm no longer in the 18-25 demo. Where do I sign up for my free dumb ideas about reproductive rights and immigration?
It took 12 tries before I got a cat picture out of t​w​e​e​t​.​o​n​e​r​a​n​d​o​m​.​c​o​m . What weird, alternate universe internet is this connected to?
Shipped code is magical. I've been using this half-broken "tmux + vim + bash aliases" IDE I wrote years longer than I meant to.
I miss groklaw every time I hear about a court ruling.
an irc bot I hang out with now generates wiki links to random mammals on demand: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​n​l​a​c​a​s​s​e​/​l​e​e​-​b​…
datatelling posted may 8, 2014 at 2:56pm
"I’m just being more obtuse and using a lot more tech." -me about everything ever i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​j​e​n​…
mlkshk thanks for making a great internet thing. I hope your days are always filled with cat pictures.
how are there 0 results for "ftc #ohsnapchat"? n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​5​/​0​9​/​t​e​c​…
slpsys I do not understand what you are saying.
slpsys o​a​k​l​a​n​d​c​a​t​v​i​d​f​e​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​#​t​i​c​k​e​t​s !!1!
Important update: it's possible to PET LIL BUB at OakCatVidFest. I'm having some kind of joy-seizure.
Why don't we say "myrmidons" more often, my droogs?
LostCatDog h​e​y​l​o​o​k​a​t​m​y​g​a​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​p​a​c​a​r​u​n​/
fart posted may 7, 2014 at 1:35pm
May 20, 2014 will be the 25th anniversary of Toonces the Driving Cat appearing for the first time on snl y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​y​w​Q​E​c​v​…
direlog posted may 7, 2014 at 11:35pm
an answering machine is a useful trapped ghost
Lil Bub is going to be near me this weekend!!1! t​h​e​b​o​l​d​i​t​a​l​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​4​9​5​0​-​…
Per-project funding on Patreon doesn't seem to work. I'm only charged 30-50% of the cap I set, and it's almost all from monthly schedules.
slpsys I made a Jay Leno-grade joke about Trey Songz, which me and a thousand of my closest friends thought up on our own.
1) write a thing 2) search twitter for thing 3) curl up in ball and cry when you see more than a hundred results
It makes my browser freak out and adding a *closing* doctype tag. Okay, I'll shut up about this now, promise.
"follow me on twetter" is just an <i>. This is just the best.
The doctype on t​u​r​n​t​.​b​i​z is turntml. Best doctype.
spladow_ebooks spladow go home _ebooks, you are drunk. on draino?!
github thedaniel congrats!
The wind blew the door closed on the dog. I found him on the porch 30 minutes later, resigned to his life on the mean streets.
The first book in the Simon Templar series uses the word "tor" a lot. Sadly, this does not make the Saint a hacker: i​.​w​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​i​d​i​c​t​i​o​n​a​r​y​/​t​o​r
mlkshk posted may 5, 2014 at 1:55pm
MLKSHK Shutting Down September 1, 2014 b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​f​K​d​D​y​e
slpsys posted may 5, 2014 at 1:42pm
Taco Bell menu hack link-sharers: looks like it only does one of each item, making it a pretty weak variant of Knapsack Problem
devildoc035 [in a robot voice] OH HELL NO WE NEVER DID THIS
lolcatstevens d​u​m​b​a​a​s​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​c​a​r​l​o​%​2​0​…
spladow I just grabbed the data and bailed on a​h​a​t​e​s​t​o​r​y​.​c​o​m, like a soulless automaton. but secretly, this roboto has feels!
I call my dog "Baldy" sometimes, even though he has lots of hair. It's a regular Chuckle Factory over here, is my point.
Ending 3 of Analogue is so bleak that I'm afraid to play through again. What if the others are even sadder?
armst escapist i smell a new as-a-service vertical
Donald_Booker hey don't shoot the messenger! I'm pretty sure it's the EU's fault you owe me like a box of cookies.
5000lobsters uses cookies. By reading this tweet, you are agreeing to my Cookie Policy. That means you have to send me cookies.
edprats way to go, it looks great!
edprats posted may 2, 2014 at 8:09pm
my biggest project to date is live and in charge, a​p​p​.​g​e​t​w​a​s​h​i​o​.​c​o​m get your washio on!
Whelp, switching DNS providers i​s​u​p​.​m​e​/​p​o​w​e​r​d​n​s​.​n​e​t
spladow posted may 1, 2014 at 2:22pm
This week I talked to lolcatstevens about serving cat gifs to the masses. i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​c​a​r​…
1337p337 s​t​i​l​l​d​r​i​n​k​i​n​g​.​o​r​g​/​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​m​i​n​g​-​s​u​…
spladow it looks like I've never captured him on film. lolcatstevens, are you a wizard?
An old chrome extension I wrote as a joke has 27 users. Where did they come from? What do they use it for? c​h​r​o​m​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​b​s​t​o​r​e​/​d​e​t​a​i​…
cottonmice posted apr 29, 2014 at 2:18pm
I'm reading in Philly tonight with my favorite people. Soon, I'll be in other places with other favorite people. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​v​C​n​J​z​0
humble posted apr 29, 2014 at 2:00pm
9 volumes of digital comics in the Humble ImageComics Bundle! Great titles like Lazarus, Chew and The Walking Dead: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​H​B​I​m​a​g​e
awolfalways no appreciation for the CHILDFIGHT I bought you for your birthday.
I just beat the Catbug! videogame. Out there in the wilderness, someone is thinking "woah, sweet" and doesn't know why.
Pretty great song from the Starbound soundtrack: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​g​4​n​m​8​C​I​Y​7​h​g​?​t​=​…
RealShigeruM posted apr 23, 2014 at 12:44pm
Mario Teaches Typing was canon.
OK Commuter
party like it's your birthday m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​N​J​5
It's his first static site, so be sure to greet him with the secret "static site handshake."
My buddy spladow made a webpage about weird art projects and single serving sites. Check out his interview of meeeee i​h​a​d​t​e​n​d​o​l​l​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​v​i​e​w​s​/​r​y​a​…
Good. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​M​i​s​t​e​r​_​S​p​…
spladow my branch idea is bad and I feel bad :(
spladow right, or another branch
spladow that way, if it works locally you know it will work remotely.
spladow point of article is that you can push locally-built version (with plugins) instead of relying on github's plugin-free build system.
knight of infinite resignation: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​M​G​C
Polycarp is my favorite pokemon tbh
lolcatstevens fixed
what your computer really does when you run `jekyll serve` s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​Y​J​A​Z
spladow see c​h​a​r​l​i​e​p​a​r​k​.​o​r​g​/​t​a​g​s​-​i​n​-​j​e​k​y​l​l​/ it's like you're connected to this wide world of confused people, thomas!
It's .christmas! n​e​w​g​t​l​d​s​.​i​c​a​n​n​.​o​r​g​/​e​n​/​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​-​s​t​a​…
Ahem. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​G​l​o​a​m​i​n​g​_​…
"evidence of mistakes and errors of judgment" vs "remaining at GitHub would be a distraction"
WGladstone posted oct 31, 2013 at 9:51pm
Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq.
Town Credo: No Gods, No Open Restaurants After 9.
The dolphin very quietly went, “Eeeee eee eeee.”
spladow medic! we've got a man down over here!
"What's even the use of magic, if it can't save the last unicorn!" he sobbed in time with the movie, manfully
Your periodic reminder to check out tonyb's friday dance party: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​d​a​n​c​e​p​a​r​t​y We'll get through this, together.
The strangest thing to happen on this show about punching so far: p​.​t​w​i​p​p​l​e​.​j​p​/​L​M​1​Q​Y
"Throw away whatever pet you currently have and take a look at this." t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​4​/​1​5​/​n​e​w​…
Vermont in pictures: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​H​5​H
devildoc035 lovesgnomes ME WROTE PURTY WON DAE
rkatz00 posted apr 14, 2014 at 3:28pm
"In shhh! it’s poetry there seems to be nothing but Jon..who is a spitting image of himself"-Divya Victor/pixelangst p​o​e​t​r​y​f​o​u​n​d​a​t​i​o​n​.​o​r​g​/​h​a​r​r​i​e​t​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​…
How would a third-party analytics company measure activity on private accounts?
5000lobsters spladow oops, context: m​o​b​i​l​e​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​s​p​l​a​d​o​w​_​e​b​o​o​k​s​…
spladow I think we've got a t​v​o​v​e​r​m​i​n​d​.​c​o​m​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​… situation on our hands
Apropos to today's DNS troubles: h​a​t​e​s​.​c​o​m​p​u​t​e​r
Don't panic, everyone. Even if my DNS provider falls over, you can still e-stalk me at i​s​r​y​a​n​a​t​t​h​e​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​a​p​p​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m
PowerDNSNet posted mar 3, 2014 at 2:53am
Suffering from a DDOS attack since a few hours. Working on it, and will keep you updated.
Having trouble resolving the DNS record for thecompany that runs the DNS server I use. That's probably a good sign.
Top contenders: cyberdeck, mainframe, beowulf, cray
While I spend the weekend burying my old keys in the backyard, help me come up with a funny hostname for the server I run mutt and irssi on.
cottonmice posted apr 11, 2014 at 12:35pm
My novel is being released today! It is here! u​n​s​o​l​i​c​i​t​e​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​p​8​/​G​r​e​a​t​…
halp, I am trapped in a password changing hole. y do I sign up for so much internets?
mlkshk posted apr 10, 2014 at 8:31pm
plumbob78 log out, choose that you forgot it, follow the instructions.
SwiftOnSecurity posted apr 10, 2014 at 12:47pm
Don't randomly change your passwords because of Heartbleed. Unlike your local news team, I, Taylor Swift, am an expert in computer security.
Sending just the cutest darn emails these days. It's like the old saying: many cat pictures make work light.
Penguin Random House launching a site called "My Independent Bookshop" is kind of like Standard Oil opening a "Mom and Pop Gas Station."
The first thing you need to know is that the Internet is amazing. m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​D​H​A
spladow_ebooks posted apr 8, 2014 at 8:01pm
Some teenagers just called me over for directions and yelled "fuck you!" in my face, I ate 100% of my feelings.
slpsys I have tabs open about engineered wood, and do not know why.
I squint at David Lynch on my phone, trying to understand his objection to watching movies on phones. He is interrupted by a notification.
In defense of my hat choices, I find myself sending cottonmice screenshots from Mortal Kombat every few months. Time is cyclical.
cottonmice posted apr 7, 2014 at 7:48pm
Soup declares it summer.
They're Real m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​C​A​F
LittleLostLad posted apr 7, 2014 at 10:56am
If cats didn't exist people would want them so bad: 'Would you like a small tiger that will cuddle and not eat you?' "I will do anything."
Articles that wait until I've read 2.5 paragraphs before popping up a fullscreen "newsletter pls?" interstitial.
awolfalways wah?! We miiight have to cancel this visit over pizza hate.
adamrensch posted apr 3, 2014 at 8:49pm
Jeopardy! is a pretty excessive title for a show where literally no one moves.
cottonmice posted apr 3, 2014 at 8:24pm
The galley has landed! (Also! Pre-orders! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​T​f​d​e​k​z!)!
"Cactus Block" is p. cute and melancholy imo f​o​r​e​s​t​a​m​b​a​s​s​a​d​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​8​0​5​7​8​0​0​4​5​…
"Ah, in medias res," he said, assily.
the verge drat com is *almost* fast loading and responsive on this new computer. I can only imagine what their devs use.
pookleblinky nvm, found "black sands" on c​o​p​i​n​g​m​e​c​h​a​n​i​s​m​s​.​n​e​t​/​s​n​d
pookleblinky honest question: are you talking soren melville? or kierkegaard? who the hell is soren?
warning, japery ahead: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​9​B​3
bos31337 posted apr 2, 2014 at 2:41pm
Ha ha, SwayDating sends out email spam, reveals their database password upon clickthrough. Nice work!
Jason Webley is pretty great until you look into his cold dark eyes and then they are the last thing you see and all is night.
lovesgnomes i​m​g​.​4​p​l​e​b​s​.​o​r​g​/​b​o​a​r​d​s​/​p​o​l​/​i​m​a​…
awolfalways gah such jelly over here
As we exit the bus, it's always fun to see everyone's favorite pathfinding algorithm . Except for "Breadth-First" Steve. Screw you, Steve.
pudding_club posted apr 1, 2014 at 9:20am
How I Met Your Mother (Who's Definitely Not an Anime Body Pillow)
lol they called it "Internet Exploder" m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​7​R​Y
hallithbates posted mar 31, 2014 at 2:35pm
exclusive look into the process of illustrating for a tech blog
gersandelf this is what happens when I get all my news from Weird Twitter.
And now everyone has a copy of King in Yellow?!
Wait, is True Detectives not a reality TV show about crimes?!
The g in gTLD stands for generic.
mary_journal posted jan 10, 2014 at 10:15pm
Cold pizza, warm heart.
according to my registrar, c​o​n​f​l​i​c​t​.​d​i​a​m​o​n​d​s is a "Premium" domain
cottonmice posted mar 29, 2014 at 10:48am
Pre-order my book today! Do it and the world will seem bright and flawless, the wind will grip you like lovers' hands:g​o​o​.​g​l​/​S​y​j​i​E​w
damn it, I trusted reddit with this parts list, and now no amount of stickers can make my H. Giger-looking case adorable.
Emily is out of town for the weekend, which means spending Friday night thinking about buying an Oculus Rift dev kit. Ah, sweet youth.
new tattoo idea: strftime(3)
. Ownshelf o​w​n​s​h​e​l​f​.​c​o​m ssl_error_rx_record_too_long
spladow !! r​e​a​d​m​i​l​l​.​c​o​m​/​e​p​i​l​o​g​u​e
How I feel using meatspac.es m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​5​X​F
Ch. 3 of God Engines does not use pronouns when referring to the Rooks. I wonder if that's intentional, and I wonder why I noticed it.
rabcyr posted mar 27, 2014 at 3:33pm
What About All The Good Things Brendan Eich Did as a Service
I just want you to know, I totes ordered The YOLO Pages before Rusty told me to.
"You go home to your wife, which is a giant cargo-hauling military robot..." v​a​l​l​e​y​w​a​g​.​g​a​w​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​1​5​5​2​2​6​4​1​5​7
PhilDarnowsky posted mar 26, 2014 at 10:54am
BREAKING NEWS: Thousands boycott Firefox as it comes out that new CEO of Mozilla Foundation is responsible for Javascript.
PostCultRev posted mar 26, 2014 at 10:16pm
COME ON DOWN TO IHOP WHERE SATAN IS REAL AND PANCAKE STACKS WILL BE YOUR TOMB!
spladow posted mar 26, 2014 at 2:15pm
The alternative title was “Jen is the most cyberpunk person I know.” On datatelling’s “One Human Heartbeat” d​u​n​l​a​p​d​a​b​b​l​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​3​/​2​6​/​o​n​e​…
"oh right, I want a perl oneliner" he said, as he lathered up a yak
Ryan North's hamlet cyoa novel was just added to the humble ebook bundle, and it has hyperlinks! I am so hype! h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m
“Norton Provirus” by A Virus Named Tom Soundtrack is my new jam. Listen: t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
military robot rescue/reeducation program
jennschiffer posted mar 24, 2014 at 8:29pm
remember when I paid $3 extra to have a 28 lbs bag if cat litter wrapped by amazon? blue velvet and gold, baby...
m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​Y​2​Z​6
t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​3​/​2​1​/​5​5​3​4​…
a la y​t​m​n​d​.​c​o​m
1337p337 s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​Y​2​S​9
slpsys oh wait, I don't see that copy anywhere on the page I linked to, nvm
slpsys not a fan of m​u​s​i​c​f​o​r​p​r​o​g​r​a​m​m​i​n​g​.​n​e​t ?
Super Ubie Land has a great soundtrack: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​h​D​c​4​I​7​…
do you think hotmail's pretend court requires all the employees to wear barrister wigs during the ass covering? I want to believe.
evacide posted mar 20, 2014 at 9:40pm
In Turkey, folks are painting IP's of non-Turkish DNS servers onto the posters of the governing party.
spladow I put a single house key in there! could also hold: * tiny treasure map * probably a lot of bitcoins * scale model of wallet
"Turnabout is Playfair" - all cryptographers, probably
"'Wearable' Prototype At this point? Just diving into Blue-Sky..." k​u​n​g​f​u​g​r​i​p​p​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​8​0​0​3​5​4​6​7​0​…
pookleblinky I want to believe that url loads something, on some computer. First line of css: body { color: ITWAKESSS;
spladow posted mar 19, 2014 at 12:32pm
Turn your hand over. c​a​m​e​r​o​n​.​i​o​/​p​o​s​t​/​7​9​9​8​2​4​3​1​1​… via buzz
New word: snublisher.
new drm-free epub bundle! you know what to do: h​u​m​b​l​e​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m
spladow wontfix: working as intended
spladow I just always think about how cute cats are. makes it easy to recall early states of mind. "cats? oh right, cats!"
nooooooo i​s​u​p​.​m​e​/​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m
Grump of Thrones m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​Y​3​P
slpsys my money's on octocat
great response by github: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​/​1​8​0​0​-​u​p​d​a​…
aphyr posted mar 17, 2014 at 10:25am
OK men, you know what to do. #iamdoingprogramming h/t jennschiffer
j'accuse you, pikachu!
github story fell off HN front page awfully fast
"I get a warning message...but I am unstoppable. We are unstoppable." m​a​t​h​a​m​y​.​c​o​m​/​i​m​p​o​r​t​-​a​c​c​i​o​-​b​…
lovesgnomes yup, same author. still need to read that one. Oryx and Crake was hella sad!
slpsys I guess it depends on who likes machine guns more. c'mon, mcafee corp, this is your moment to shine!
dat mcafee tho
waferbaby posted mar 13, 2014 at 9:04pm
So, this happened: j​o​h​n​.​m​c​a​f​e​e​.​u​s​e​s​t​h​i​s​.​c​o​m
spladow oh wait just through their website, nvm.
spladow and I have to give a centralized server my private key to sign/decrypt. sigh.
spladow it's a bummer the ids are not email addresses (smaller namespace), and your friends must opt in (instead of looking in key servers)
It's cool how Witch Craft Works subverts gender tropes in animation: little details like Takamiya's bow have a big effect.
The Rube Goldberg machine at the beginning of Elementary does not make sense. I am an important man with interesting things to say.
If this database row was a color, it'd be e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​T​h​e​_​C​o​l​o​u​…
iheartfood just sent a code review out with a delta of 420. thought you should know.
akoumjian posted mar 11, 2014 at 9:21pm
Hoping to reach the HealthCareGov engineers about a persistent error by manually triggering Mixpanel events.
Important 911 transcript: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​U​8​Y
Gunslugs has a rocking soundtrack: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​i​M​U​b​2​t​…
awolfalways lovesgnomes I'm pretty okay with this :(
t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​g​s​i​m​e​t​/​l​e​t​t​e​… is the great american novel.
My neighbors are jive turkeys: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​S​B​P
XaiaX posted mar 7, 2014 at 1:05am
I've said it before and I'll repeat it till they get rid of it, google's "real name" policy is fucking racist. b​u​z​z​f​e​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​e​f​l​o​o​d​/​w​h​a​t​-​…
From my inbox: ----- Begin Cleartext Message !!!
"illuminated contemporary sayings are incongruous" he said, defending his affection for a calligraphy tumblr
jamespianka posted mar 5, 2014 at 7:30pm
I alone know the 41st secret tip to driving your man wild. Cosmo's agents watch me always. I fear for my family.
guys guys guys Welcome to Night Vale guuuuuuys
Not doing great at this mlkshk thing: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​P​L​T
awolfalways shows over, holmes. are you in the middle of a Real Life Meth Adventure?
Today I learned from a joke on twitter that I have spelled "discreet" wrong 100% of the time. Thanks, math.
jennschiffer posted mar 3, 2014 at 8:51pm
discreet math shhhhhhh
spladow posted mar 2, 2014 at 5:15pm
Never sending another text message again.
awolfalways eating icecream for breakfast, over here in Grown Up Decisions Towne.
g​8​.​u​t​o​r​o​n​t​o​.​c​a has a nice sidebar on press releases, weirdly the g-7 issued a press release in 2012, wonder why russia sat out
I wonder when the last G7 press release was issued, 1998?
slpsys can't believe we have to run you out of town on a rail in the *rain*
startled is there like an online form for scheduling my own intervention, or do I have to call someone?
startled posted mar 1, 2014 at 11:48pm
5000lobsters Should we be noticing that it was roughly 8 hours ago that you tweeted about episode 5x01?
I guessed the ending of Leverage 5x09 6:06 into it. This is what you all tune in for, right?
my computer usage has never matched national average, mostly due to several magnitudes more "hours hella yelling about the javascript"
spladow not that my usage has ever matched average, but now I'm on the dinosaur side of the histogram *shakes cane.exe*
spladow it's happening, and it's weird: b​i​z​j​o​u​r​n​a​l​s​.​c​o​m​/​j​a​c​k​s​o​n​v​i​l​l​e​/​n​…
lovesgnomes hahAHA I almost forgot: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​N​B​F
lovesgnomes looking back, its weird we haven't always called you the Robber Baroness...
lovesgnomes you're going to have to play catan a little differently now: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​N​A​W
Shut up, YOU'RE crying about this little girl emailing movies to her dead dad in Leverage 5x01!
OK OK OK you gave me some guff about this before, but now I've found a cat that we can all agree is bad at sitting: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​N​5​S
devildoc035 sorry, cannot help myself
lolcatstevens alrs oooh, aaah.
Come to the Bay, where you can watch a 10-lane highway slow 20mph when it drizzles.
cottonmice posted feb 27, 2014 at 8:46pm
Everyone go to the UnstuckMag table (cc34) and play my story/game/recipe Sir Mixabot on the Choosatron machinr. #awp14
slpsys posted feb 28, 2014 at 11:36pm
KennyLogginsVEVO
Trying to clean and cook a whole fish, I end up tearing chunks that look like food off of the bony bits, gollum-style.
Job listing prereq: experience working in "high environment." typo, or most Berkeley listing ever?
brb, moving to k​o​t​a​k​u​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​-​p​e​r​f​e​c​t​-​b​e​…
whole lotta shakin' goin' on m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​K​R​B VIA mlkshk
cause the Right Kind of People have a fancy laptop and dslr, amirit?
500px doesn't allow uploads from mobile devices? really?
Obvious: people don't want to work in a state where they'd be kicked out of restaurants for orientation m​o​b​i​l​e​.​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​w​e​e​k​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​2​0​1​4​-​0​2​-​2​…
in an internet store, it's obvious what's in it for me when I feed the rec machine
twitter asked me to verify the interests it had mined out of my friend's messages, to train some monstrous AI. yeah, no thanks.
cottonmice posted feb 25, 2014 at 7:18pm
Writer folk: I'm excited to be working with Rivet, a new journal from Red Bridge Press. Submit! b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​b​J​8​S​D​5
awolfalways sounds like your professor cannot clearly communicate and order thoughts logically. bet thaaaaat's going to be a fun class...
devildoc035 congrats!
lovesgnomes in monaco, we'll always have plan B. "B" is for bullets.
Things I've learned the raccoon is not afraid of so far: tapping on glass, a growling dog, subtweets.
A raccoon tries to break into my bedroom every night at 3am. Name: Kojak, the Night Stalker.
InsertBlanc posted feb 23, 2014 at 3:25pm
Kevin Killian on Jon Rutzmoser's shhhh! it's poetry o​w​.​l​y​/​t​U​t​3​P "Does he even own pants?" pixelangst o​w​.​l​y​/​t​U​t​3​Q
shorecat 2020 m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​I​A​7
spent the afternoon skipping on a pier
devildoc035 oh he definitely likes everything more than real me.
breehn posted feb 20, 2014 at 8:43pm
When I was a kid reading The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, I thought Turkish delights just meant turkey-like delights
spladow that would make a badass DIY badge.
spladow is that the one where they teach you touch typing, or the one about farm animals?
1337p337 cottonmice thanks! I am pretty "hype" as the children say.
cottonmice posted feb 19, 2014 at 3:27pm
I am so happy to finally tell everyone: my novel, Great Divide, is going to be published by UnsolicitedP in April! g​o​o​.​g​l​/​h​2​K​a​k​R
femfreq posted feb 18, 2014 at 4:05pm
The feminist blog "Go Make Me a Sandwich” focusing on women & games by wundergeek is back! Go support her fundraiser p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​g​m​m​a​s
lovesgnomes ✓ tucked in shirt, no belt ✓ store shirt from granddad store ✓ that hair. just... that hair
lovesgnomes believe what you want. except, you know, anything John Noyes tells you.
lovesgnomes posted feb 17, 2014 at 10:03pm
When the machines rise up, we're all going to wish we had joined the Luddites. I'm calling it now. #florencehaschosenherfate
lovesgnomes b​a​b​b​o​e​c​a​r​g​o​b​i​k​e​.​c​o​m ??
#devlife m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​D​Z​X
Twist: a camel rewrote bible, first example of self-insert fanfic.
Adding camels to all my stories from now on m​o​b​i​l​e​.​n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​2​/​1​1​/​s​c​i​…
everyword posted feb 17, 2014 at 12:30pm
uploading
Lifehack: that Sphinx 1.0 has only got RAM for one puzzle. Whatever it asks, just say "man."
Lifehack: that imp's name is "Rumpelstilzchen."
lovesgnomes what kind of utopian community are you joining out there? send me some some oneida flatware kthx.
What's good for the gooselord is good for the gandry (gander/gentry, obvs).
Why don't we call smartphones "talkmans?" P. disappointed in everybody.
Had to teach my keyboard the word "sheesh" today. It was exasperating.
If you can't handle me at my most oblique, you don't deserve me when I'm cogent.
I have yelled "you can't never blame Daisy!" quite a few times this week. Thanks, Campion.
After 3 episodes of buildup, our protagonist spent the episode crying instead of punching things. Hunter x Hunter is the best.
spladow whaaaat is this magical place: p​u​t​h​t​m​l​.​c​o​m​/​b​r​o​w​n​p​a​u​/​i​n​t​e​r​… and why does everyone keep uploading .json instead of .html?
what I imagine I do on computers: m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​X​8​4​H what I actually do is spend hours organizing pictures of cats.
spladow what's the protocol with owning other shakes? Should all of my images be in "My Shake" *and* the other shake?
I'll meet you at Target, in the "pet valentines" section.
red wine, white paper "krispy kreme" cut
“The Frug” by Rilo Kiley is my new jam. Listen: t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
devildoc035 swipers no swiping!
spladow died as he lived: pretty sure that plastic isn't food
Dog is worst at sitting s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​X​5​F​0
lovesgnomes jrwolfjr he's not following devildoc035 #awkward
lovesgnomes awolfalways jrwolfjr I am calling one of my Lil bros "brooooooo" and you can't stop me. Haven't picked which yet.
by 2pm, every weekday s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​X​4​Q​K
weedguy420boner posted feb 4, 2014 at 2:24pm
Aristotle Was A UI Designer; and Other Essays Instrumentalizing Philosophy and Art for the Demands of the Current Labor Market
"string cheese is not a meal!" he shouts, through a mouth full of string cheese
awolfalways I almost bought some cute socks from J Crew, but then I saw the price tag. No socks are $45 cute.
these seagulls pretended to play baseball when I got too close. I think they're up to something s​.​m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​X​3​M​L
suddenly nightcat
iheartfood so sexy
mdn has been my #1 result for javascript/dom related search all day. pinch me, I must be dreaming.
So fancy
coryaltheide posted feb 2, 2014 at 12:59pm
I'm all for trolling but making people use Bing is just... cruel // Xbox One Trolls Trick People Into Using Bing f​l​i​p​.​i​t​/​x​U​q​V​6
Irish_Dinosaur posted feb 2, 2014 at 4:22am
I worry about you, America. When I see Great Gatsby and Mad Men parties I worry you can't be trusted with ambiguity in your social critiques
1337p337 I don't understand. cottonmice thought you were a markov chain bot, and I have no compelling rebuttal.
Angrily helping a bird flap, cottonmice mournfully declares "I don't think this game even exists."
lovesgnomes I'd settle for an in app purchase of like, a more aerodynamic bird
lovesgnomes I am so sad! I just can't bear to go back to the flapmines, the game is so hard. All hail, the king of the flappy birds!
. cottonmice spent 20 minutes trying to get her bird to go into a pipe, a la super mario.
lovesgnomes I didn't need those stupid thumbs for anything anyway. drops mic. because has no thumb to hold it.
lovesgnomes left thumb still works, its onnnnnnn
lovesgnomes devildoc035 think I broke right thumb. King me! t​w​i​t​p​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​d​t​z​w​n​t
hessam posted jan 30, 2014 at 10:49am
similar to the 'Growth Hacker' “cdixon: "A data scientist is a statistician who lives in San Francisco"
via smc90
I can't wait 10 days. Does anyone have some 355-day-old thin mints they can sell me?
The kitty clutch in my backpack startled a coworkers yesterday:
Blood oranges are technically a berry. I'm changing my vote for "most metal orange."
Is anyone else super jazzed that t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​i​o​/​i​n​t​e​r​a​c​t​i​v​e​/​s​o​… correctly uses fragment identifiers? Oh, just me? Cool.
It's 2014, I don't live in a moon castle yet, but at least we have a girl scout cookie tracker. Thanks, future!
zero results for "wittgenstein 3:141 bumper sticker" #fml
3.141 A proposition is not a blend of words.(Just as a theme in music is not a blend of notes.) A proposition is articulate.
Dog moved from sleeping on couch to futon when outlets near couch stopped working. googling "how to tell if ur dog is transformer"
Like "Guess Who?" but for trying to figure out which of my cat-related tshirts I'm talking about.
BING. To go. Cant. Bing avast; get you gone. Binged avast in a darkmans; stole away in the night.
becoming_yolo activate "fucking awesome" mode: r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​A​n​d​r​o​i​d​/​c​o​m​m​…
zipoffs posted jan 27, 2014 at 4:03pm
lol woah I just put my snake on the piano and It actually sounded kinda good v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​M​u​6​z​F​q​m​5​D​T​P
The word "ruddy" appears 15 times in "Against the Giants" by Ru Emerson. I thought you should know.
This book about a couple meeting over the telegraph system is so, so cute. 4/5 Cory Doctorows agree: b​o​i​n​g​b​o​i​n​g​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​7​/​2​5​/​w​i​r​…
lobstersreading posted jan 26, 2014 at 2:10am
"Wired Love" by Ella Cheever Thayer g​u​t​e​n​b​e​r​g​.​o​r​g​/​e​b​o​o​k​s​/​2​4​3​5​3
pixelangst posted jan 24, 2014 at 7:44am
I made a book trailer for my book of poems! #insertblancpress, #shhhhitspoetry y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​x​v​J​n​3​l​I​M​2​S​U​?​a
Until Whisker Weather releases a web app: d​o​g​e​w​e​a​t​h​e​r​.​c​o​m
developonline posted jan 24, 2014 at 10:27am
UK internet porn filter blocks League of Legends update d​e​v​e​1​o​p​.​n​e​t​/​1​i​t​Q​n​V​n Mention of sex in 'VarusExpirationTimer.luaobj' file to blame
jwherrman posted jan 24, 2014 at 2:09pm
the gmail free public beta is OVER
breehn posted jan 23, 2014 at 5:39pm
New episode of Bravest Warriors y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​k​O​q​O​y​6​9​9​G​S​k and the first cartoon JhonenV's done since Invader Zim!
1337p337 m​l​k​s​h​k​.​c​o​m​/​p​/​W​U​D​H
1337p337 I wonder what's going to happen once your brain has been rendered a suitable host for whatever extragalactic goo wrote this stuff
Hahaha my most mundane messages now have the best cryoto
Omg my landlord is using TextSecure the future is amaaaaaaaazing
MrsFridayNext posted jan 21, 2014 at 10:05am
#flawless RT rococopacetic: Further proof that Edward Gorey was PERFECT:
new "Lucy Smokeheart" in mah inbox! serialized pirate adventure is best pirate adventure
steveroggenbuck posted jan 20, 2014 at 1:41am
my senior quote was "here's five dollars"
lovesgnomes this is the best "Don't Starve" fanfic ever. I can't stop laughing about an Ent causing you to burn down a forest!
Jon_Dickman how could I forget?! Strikeforce is the worst in the series if you were curious. Worst purchase ever.
startled finds kiwi in living room: plot twist, still in New Zealand!
Too sick for Skyrim, what's a game where I can feebly press X and still receive serotonin?
SimoRoth posted jan 18, 2014 at 6:10am
Look at all the games that are now non-functional abandonware thanks to Games For Windows Live's DRM: j​o​y​s​t​i​q​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​4​/​0​1​/​1​7​/​g​a​m​…
cottonmice posted jan 17, 2014 at 11:08pm
Realizing that 5000lobsters and I were going to have the flu at the same time, I prepared like it was a snowstorm. Bread and milk, friends.
My kingdom to the first person to pirate "Skin" by Shelley Jackson.
WendyCOrtiz posted jan 17, 2014 at 10:34pm
I loved Shelley Jackson's book Half Life. Now: A story inscribed in snow. davidulin on her new project latimesbooks l​a​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s​/​j​a​c​k​e​t​c​o​…
tricking CoD players into shouting xbox voice commands: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​m​W​Z​L​a​4​…
I don't know when image search started sorting by Maximum Lulz, but I approve.
ScottMadin posted jan 17, 2014 at 5:56pm
RT litrock RT GiveMeInternet Googled 'best gaming mouse' was not disappointed
awolfalways back up plan: s​h​o​p​.​g​u​n​n​a​r​s​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​t​e​r​c​e​p​t​_​c​o​l​o​…
auntiepixelante posted jan 17, 2014 at 3:23pm
i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​w​r​A​x​Z​.​j​p​g first image search result for "cyberpunk cat"
Well, that clears it right up.jpeg
"Hell, no. Who wants a library full of books you've already read?" h​a​r​l​a​n​e​l​l​i​s​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​i​w​r​i​t​e​/​p​a​l​a​d​i​n​…
"The circulation of knowledge cancels hierarchy; it equalizes by raising up."
I'm looking for internet brands who will go to prom w/ me.
HuwLayton posted jan 15, 2014 at 7:41pm
0xabad1dea maradydd eevee MS in their wisdom changed the user agent string to not mention "MSIE". This is breaking on all sorts of sites
I like the way "Hōzuki no Reitetsu" looks, kind of weird color scheme
m_kopas posted jan 15, 2014 at 2:11pm
did you play my game about being a little cat? commenters are describing it as "adorable" m​k​o​p​a​s​.​n​e​t​/​f​i​l​e​s​/​c​r​u​m​b​c​h​i​…
cantfakethefunk posted jan 15, 2014 at 1:44am
"Everything Wrong with Frozen" is the best Tumblr I have seen in fucking MONTHS e​v​e​r​y​t​h​i​n​g​w​r​o​n​g​w​i​t​h​f​r​o​z​e​n​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
EileenMyles posted jan 14, 2014 at 10:24pm
I am convinced that reading poems stimulates the economy.
N​o​w​I​n​S​t​o​c​k​.​n​e​t is pretty neat. I was finally able to send off a shamefully late Christmas present thanks to their alerts.
DaniParadis posted jan 14, 2014 at 1:29am
Man Poses As Woman On Online Dating Site; Barely Lasts Two Hours j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​m​a​n​-​p​o​s​e​s​-​a​s​-​w​…
iheartfood posted jan 14, 2014 at 3:30am
It's beautiful when love finds you when you aren't looking for it. I love you tater tots.
andybrk sounds about right. Why do they think swiping to the side means I want to load some other article though?
"people came to our site for a reason, then left instead of wallowing around, so we fixed the bug"
Forbes mobile jumps to some "next" article I don't care about when I scroll down "wrong," where wrongness follows a pattern I cannot fathom
Cue shock in 4 years when next crop of CS undergrads is still 100% dudebro.
Soul crushing stats about how the student -> programmer pipeline continues to be royally screwed: h​o​m​e​.​c​c​.​g​a​t​e​c​h​.​e​d​u​/​i​c​e​-​g​t​/​5​5​6
My plan is to drink whiskey until that makes sense.
. cottonmice is afraid Trailer Park Boys is "too much like Infinite Jest"
my last email, "KRAMPUSWARES INBOUND," may not have been my most cogent
awolfalways is it okay????
One day, the white busses will drop everyone off in Tracy, CA. It was all part of an anti-gentrification "catch and release" program.
Sholmes: "Then you do good, also?" Lupin: "When I have the time. Besides, I find it amusing."
I changed a JVM flag on Wednesday, and have still not summoned Zalgo. I think the coast is clear, but if Zalgo is just late: sorry, planet!
All of the lulz today: m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​o​l​-​c​o​d​e​-​p​a​l​/​… all of theeeeeeeeem
spladow alternate answer: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​1​4​e​U​K​o​…
spladow e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​G​l​e​n​_​D​a​v​i​… or evil merlin twin (if my slash fiction is authoritative)
i​m​g​.​t​i​m​e​i​n​c​.​n​e​t​/​t​i​m​e​/​p​h​o​t​o​e​s​s​a​… vs s​f​s​k​e​t​c​h​f​e​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​x​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​… discuss. cc spladow
Reading Maurice Leblanc, have started accidentally calling Sherlock "Herlock Sholmes" in conversation. No regrets.
Went to reading in Marin last night. Floored by the readers, but was distressed to see the Ghost of My Boring Future in most of the seats.
In order to solve his "not enough squirrels" problem, my dog has upgraded all smaller dogs to "possible squirrel."
fatneckbeardguy posted jan 10, 2014 at 1:42pm
#economicviolence People like me acting like we got what we have by working harder than the people who clean our offices.
zaxtax whew, I read that as "flash sockets" at first
eevee ewwww
Example: "What's that smell coming from Ravenswood Slough? Something something PHP!"
I feel like there should be more jokes about facebook's campus being in a swamp.
kerryb posted jan 5, 2014 at 11:08pm
r00k Likewise when someone from personnel refers to you as a "resource", call them an overhead.
r00k posted jan 5, 2014 at 10:56am
When a business-type refers to you as a coder, just call him/her an emailer or spreadsheeter.
eevee posted jan 8, 2014 at 8:20pm
p​h​p​.​n​e​t​/​i​m​a​g​e​s​/​n​o​s​c​r​i​p​… ummm why is this in a <noscript> block at the top of every page on php dot net
terrble terrble jvm dreams
anildash posted jan 8, 2014 at 12:00pm
Here's proof that PowerPoint can be an meaningful, even soulful, tool for expression: n​y​t​i​.​m​s​/​1​c​G​I​K​S​V I love software!
I made liver pate and pork belly bahn mi with au jus!
SpaceCatPics posted jan 7, 2014 at 12:27pm
Friend: Can I see your phone Me: No Friend: Why Me:
awolfalways artist's rendering: d​r​a​w​c​e​p​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​p​u​b​/​p​a​n​e​l​s​/​2​0​1​…
w3c posted jan 7, 2014 at 8:31am
Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. joined W3C
watching Love/Hate, cottonmice claims it was written by british ppl watching The Wire then thinking "we have gun crimes in Cheshire!"
awolfalways protip: extra-strength pain relievers include caffeine #notanaddict #whomeliverdamage
slpsys pls sir, the verb is "digging" s​t​o​r​m​a​h​a​w​k​.​c​o​m
spladow hung out at a kennel while I was in PA. Doing lots of romping around to make up for lost time (law of romp conservation)
Dog seems happy to be home
m4dh4tt3r it sounded at first like you were buying a shark! And a penguin! So cooool
m4dh4tt3r super excited until I got to the word "onesie" maybe next year?
steveroggenbuck posted jan 4, 2014 at 12:35pm
here is a link to download my books for free g​u​m​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​e​v​e​r​o​g​g​e​n​b​u​c​k
It's like your local gym including a firing range in the middle of the weight area. The slightest mistake now has large consequences.
Too many to RT, but see eiridescent's last few tweets for how bad policies can turn minor UI bugs into big problems for users.
arambartholl posted jan 2, 2014 at 5:35pm
haha... RT xuhulk: The website for c​s​v​c​o​n​f​.​c​o​m (which is, yes, a conference about CSVs) IS INCREDIBLE.
Mikey's nativity scene embraces the ethos of fault tolerance
lovesgnomes where is myyyyyy cat muffler?!
GMT-5 successfully transitioned to 2014 under my careful guidance. You're welcome, East Coast.
devildoc035 posted dec 31, 2013 at 7:10pm
How you know your cat is fully charged (laughs)
Donald_Booker picturing a q&a app. The only question "how is babby formed?" three months ago, no replies
All directions in PA, in one screenshot:
Having a lot of feels about "Memory" by McMaster Bujold
lovesgnomes switching my twitter lang to lolcats has made the internet 800% better, fyi
"who naturally took immediate offense to the prospect of boycotting 'fools' from the political process" m​.​r​o​l​l​i​n​g​s​t​o​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​l​i​t​i​c​s​/​b​l​o​g​s​…
awolfalways y u no move to berkles w/ meee? eeee eeee eeee
Donald_Booker Bonzai is a contender for sure. Later in the evening he scratched the shiiiiit out of my arm. probs vengeance.
becoming_yolo I just kind of waded in yelling "caaaaaats" and they both ran away. so, I guess I won? *pounds chest*
srs cat drama tonight
mcclure111 like 1987 robocop or "THERE ARE MUSCLES ON MY ARMOR LOL" robocop?
v​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​a​d​/​d​r​u​g​-​r​e​l​a​…
t​h​i​s​l​a​n​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​1​1​/​1​1​/​2​0​1​1​/​n​i​c​…
indiegrimes posted dec 30, 2013 at 6:05pm
Anyone up for losing themselves in some pixel-glitch? v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​h​V​h​I​W​a​E​9​0​0​D
This page is for the standard continuity Mystery Machine. For other continuities, see Mystery Machine (disabiguation).
To be clear, my "friend" did not buy the version with the mousepad.
Does the Catholic church sell indulgences for owning three different editions of Agarest? Asking for a friend.
mooonmagic posted dec 30, 2013 at 1:55pm
#screenshotsaturday
anecd0che posted dec 30, 2013 at 12:14pm
When I was a teenager I used to wander to the middle of corn fields and scream. That's what Twitter is for now, I guess.
DanielleSucher posted dec 28, 2013 at 9:51pm
Dijkstra didn't start programming until age 21. c​a​c​m​.​a​c​m​.​o​r​g​/​m​a​g​a​z​i​n​e​s​/​2​0​1​0​… Knuth didn't start programming until college. e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​D​o​n​a​l​d​_​K​n​…
mallelis posted dec 28, 2013 at 9:01pm
everyone has a book inside them flapping restlessly paper cutting up their kidneys getting damp and bloody
Tux, ever the iconoclast, does not like mints
Me and this horse are also into mints. Mints are srs trending hereabouts
Blizzard lives with a bunch of horses and loves mints
lolcatstevens daaaaaamn
aka "git HARD MODE" RT radiatoryang: git submodules are THE WORST
hannanimal posted dec 27, 2013 at 3:27pm
When someone says, "Leggings aren't pants," all I hear is "Elvis' hips are causing our children to sex riot!"
basically unwilling to subscribe to any worldview where it's cool if a brick gets thrown at me
I was on a plane, so I must have just missed all the clueful Oakland peeps denouncing this violence, right? m​.​s​f​g​a​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​a​y​a​r​e​a​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​…
Phineus is p cool and doesn't afraid of anything
The Grinch that Stole Dogemas d​o​g​e​s​.​o​r​g​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​/​t​o​p​i​…
spladow hope you didn't send me any dogecoins, guess where I was storing them :( d​o​g​e​s​.​o​r​g​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​/​t​o​p​i​…
startled *silently points to the grave of an enormous turkey*
There's more of gravy than of grave about me.
DeathofLit posted dec 24, 2013 at 3:44pm
May we not get what we deserve this season. Merry Krampus to one and all!
jessicard posted dec 24, 2013 at 11:47pm
"Thank you for the christmas gift!!!" "AHEM. ITS PRONOUNCED JIFT."
EnnuiPerkins posted dec 23, 2013 at 6:42pm
Elated that my story The Host in the Dark of the Crowd will appear in The Synchronia Project t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​e​R​N​-​t​1​2​4​m​B​X​n
lovesgnomes uhhhh
Cali hides under the bed every time I go looking for a cat to pet. Her subterfuge is ineffectual.
cottonmice posted dec 23, 2013 at 11:16pm
Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is delicious.
awolfalways theory: it depends on if you can trick someone else taking the class into buying it
awolfalways you know the midwest is srs when it breaks out... a strongly-worded lecture!
electrolemon posted dec 22, 2013 at 6:27pm
Don't call your father. Calling your dad is just a scheme invented by the corporate dad companies. "I love it when you call me." - Big Papa
awolfalways also kittens errywhetr
awolfalways mostly rye so far. Its going good. Hope Ohio's treating you well, if not try adding rye ;)
Donald_Booker her name is Mango! Her chubby cheeks are so cute, and the only thing she wants to kill is my phone, I think...
This cat is super friendly I swear!
mcclure111 each year, I believe a larger and larger % of programming is g​i​r​o​n​d​a​.​o​r​g​/​p​o​s​t​_​i​m​a​g​e​s​/​y​a​…
much fedora such sword wow
devildoc035 ohai!
Oh cool, Target gave away my debit card info. Oh sweet, bank limiting transactions.
RaeBeta posted dec 21, 2013 at 11:55pm
I cannot fucking handle this Eastern Standard nonsense. Your time zone is bullshit, GMT-5.
nievved you should relax (self-ease).
lovesgnomes internet books mebbe? prob new Methods of Rationality out
lovesgnomes cryptocurrency, moar like kleptocurrency amirit
slpsys just trying to drive up the price of my vintage Rand Paul campaign memorabilia (hats, shirts, lawn ornaments &c)
New currency: my tears re: other new currencies.
Donald_Booker congrats, this the new unit Ron Paul pic! straight up going under glass in the SI
New currency: heartfelt promises that bitcoin is untaxable, from teenagers.
New currency: high fives from people who have never seen My Little Pony.
New currency: pictures with Ron Paul.
MammonMachine posted dec 20, 2013 at 12:19pm
The best thing about eyeliner is the cold eyeliner sandwiches the next day
New holiday greeting: Rockabye, Rockabye!
oh shawn mullins y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​k​S​P​j​T​A​…
@anwolf3 lighthearted heist series, no worries. Tho I only watched the pilot
@anwolf3 leverage has like 7 seasons!
occam's razor suggests 3-4 time travelers are working together to discredit shia labeouf
test subtweet please ignore
"Cardenas earns $16/hour without benefits and has had to rely on a food pantry to care for himself and his daughter." v​a​l​l​e​y​w​a​g​.​g​a​w​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​-​s​e​c​o​n​d​-​c​l​a​…
I'm "in a state of disarray," but it's contained. By my laser cat hoodie.
I used "jacked up" twice in a phone call thanking my sister for sending me this cat laser hoodie. I'm... I'm pretty jacked up about it.
@anwolf3 aaaaah what happened to the cat! I need cat updates!
@anwolf3 Xfiles, Campion, Raffles! I have so many good ideas.
"Somebody pointed out to me that this isn't reddit, but hackernews. Oops, sorry." n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​6​9​3​7​8​5​3 luuuuulz easy mistake to make!
slpsys oh right I get it now, there's one of those parked outside my house right now i​m​a​g​e​s​.​e​n​c​y​c​l​o​p​e​d​i​a​d​r​a​m​a​t​i​c​a​.​e​s​/​5​/​5​f​/​F​B​I​_​P​a​r​t​y​…
slpsys I could buy 3-4 of them! And a friend to LAN party with meeeeeee!
I'm really looking forward to lots of people who primarily run Skype and TextEdit spending $5000 on a PC.
For the price of the new Apple desktop, I could buy a gaming pc... and a used car.
spladow i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​N​S​x​d​s​F​X​.​g​i​f
Woohoo, congrats to @LanaTheGun101 for hitting her $200 goal on p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​L​a​n​a​P​o​l​a​n​s​k​y
Target trying to hold the line on "physical first" for albums, by refusing to sell the Billboard #1. Yeah, good luck with that :)
"promised not to sell her album because it was available digitally before it was made available physically" n​i​e​m​a​n​l​a​b​.​o​r​g​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​2​/​t​h​e​-​f​u​…
krystalball posted dec 19, 2013 at 10:23am
HAHAHA! Sorry, Bobby Jindal, There's No First Amendment Right To Star In A Reality Show b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​i​n​s​i​d​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​b​b​y​-​j​i​n​d​a​l​-​d​… via bi_politics jbarro
mcdaldno one better: if you type in "cat pictures" there are cat pictures!
@ZoeQuinnzel bbbut what about the pokemans?
geerlinger posted dec 18, 2013 at 1:42pm
“The most common user action on a Web site is to flee.” - Edward Tuft
TheSquink posted dec 18, 2013 at 1:45pm
So, about PAX's "diversity lounge". Do they have diversity lounge singers? Can I apply to be one? I'll wear sequins!
newsmary posted dec 18, 2013 at 1:51am
The PAX diversity lounge vs the benefit of the doubt w​p​.​m​e​/​p​D​n​r​u​-​v​a
TRONMAXIMUM why does the joylancer hate on those little circles with helmets? why does the soundtrack rock so hard?
thwartedefforts as long as spaces are "right" in this simile, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
eevee but can you really put a filesize on whitespace righteousness?
Catbug in chage of our days and our nights Catbug in charge of our wrongs and our rights
Dream job: Pleasure Clone in the Bravest Warriors timeline where Catbug's in charge y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​W​k​m​9​r​A​0​v​u​d​E
thelfr posted dec 17, 2013 at 1:32pm
Really enjoying Story War right the frick now y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​6​S​i​i​o​v​…
Does it weird anyone else out how many warnings the build on this thing generates? gcc is all "ints aren't that big friend!" and I'm all uhh
. spladow just told me to download the cutie (qt). aww, all you dogecoiners are cuties to meeeeeee
"I want to eat a semi-nice burger with you" he suavely texted.
trentonstrong spladow I wish my mining rig was overheating right now because it's cold, so cold, and I can hear the mechadoges baying
@ellaguro those glitchy topnav items are amazing! I wish all of twitter looked like your twitter link
spladow I am so bad at using this joke cryptocurrency. I'm worried I'm going to starve in the cyberpunk future, solely due to "make" errors
gersandelf posted dec 16, 2013 at 3:14pm
p​l​s​p​e​t​d​o​g​e​.​c​o​m
Donald_Booker one weird trick to delete 1,499 lines of wacky inherited jquery j​q​u​e​r​y​u​i​.​c​o​m​/​d​i​a​l​o​g​/
gersandelf :)
henkboom posted dec 15, 2013 at 6:47pm
NekoShuffle's Big Happy Bubblegum Kawaiicore Pick n Mix!! [Upfront Happy Hardcore Mix!] y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​-​e​s​x​n​3​…
@anwolf3 boycott hipster, boycotts before its cool
@anwolf3 I'm on to ur evil plan! Also thanks! Also noooooooo mah denim!
mcclure111 totally! people forever in search of the perfect lang vs people who are passionate but realistic about what a given lang can do.
Greetings from cyberspace!
indiegrimes :)
No one to blame but your selfie
Try Hard II
Try Hard
Check your selfie before you wreck your selfie
Me, My Selfie, and I
slpsys hot damn the Pratt is perfect for this, thanks! I told Emily that you gave me a chubby tie, and now she's laughing. About chubbies.
davidsgallant wacky! next failure mode: are there exactly the same number of errors msgs and outputs? is the loop running 2x?
davidsgallant if it's inside a loop, it's possible it's failing sometimes and succeeding others. are there enough copies of the output?
slpsys this silk tie I got for a dress up party is brutally thin. Is there a knot that would plump it up a little?
spladow in my line of work, I say doge a lot. I pronounce it like the title for old white guys in wizard robes: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​F​i​l​e​:​L​u​d​o​…
marius posted dec 13, 2013 at 12:23pm
Git, or dating site?
slpsys just encode everything in UTF-8 #fivewordtechfantasies
lastName = name.split(' ').second #FiveWordTechFantasies
Serialized DRM-free swashbuckling! This all of the things I like!!1! p​a​y​h​i​p​.​c​o​m​/​b​/​4​2​U​B
andrhia posted dec 13, 2013 at 11:10pm
Lucy Smokeheart is the PERFECT gift for your pirate-loving feminist puzzle-solver! p​a​y​h​i​p​.​c​o​m​/​b​/​4​2​U​B (And pretty OK for others, too!)
@anwolf3 lovesgnomes is this just fantasy / caught in a landslide, no escape from reality / open you eyes / look up to the skies and seeeee
anildash posted dec 12, 2013 at 11:00pm
Kudos to sippey & congrats on a healthy culture toward criticism at twitter. They've withdrawn the block changes: b​l​o​g​.​t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​r​e​v​e​r​t​i​n​g​…
How can I tell which games in my library will include a soundtrack in some rando folder, before I sit through the download/install?
Is there a way to get all of these steam OSTs I bought onto my computer without download terabytes of games and groveling in dirs?
eevee like a bee sting! instead of "blocked? tiem for new acct!" ppl would think "oh no why are there internet beeees?"
eassumption simultaneously "internet world is best world" and "only the Right People can safely hang out in internet world"
mattgemmell posted dec 12, 2013 at 6:44pm
(Cue endless straw men about “public remarks on the internet” by males who have never been stalked or subject to abuse online.)
dailydot posted dec 12, 2013 at 4:08pm
This is what selfies will look like in 2014: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​9​E​Y​R​Q​S #ISSLOVE
jxson posted dec 12, 2013 at 5:58pm
Awesome tool for quick encrypted messages to other developers from substack b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​9​k​r​l​C​R
Donald_Booker hawt, now screw something up then roll it back, jus because you caaaaaaan
After Hunter x Hunter 108, I am super excited about a giant ant and a chess nerd totally maybe making out. It's weird being alive, ya'll.
he's the poet laureate of my feels, but also good at counting. A+ RT steveroggenbuck: 5000lobsters 5000 is a ton of lobsters !!!!!!!!!
spladow i​n​t​e​r​s​t​e​l​l​a​r​s​e​l​f​i​e​s​t​a​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m do it do iiiiiit
infinitys_end posted dec 11, 2013 at 6:26pm
who says we only have to take shots of ourselves? #ISSLOVE
#ISSLOVE
davidsgallant sorry, I regretted that last tweet almost immediately.
izs posted dec 9, 2013 at 5:59pm
off by one error #fivewordtechhorrors
My last voicemail message was 3:00 of silence. My landlord is secretly John Cage.
mcclure111 cd .
New plan for your day: read galaga s​h​i​f​t​y​l​o​o​k​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​m​i​c​s​/​g​a​l​a​g​a​/​… wait you're still reading this tweet staaahp read galaga
qh_murphy posted dec 10, 2013 at 11:14pm
I want more diversity for social reasons, but let's admit that social justice is easier to argue with than money.
"At this year’s annual Fox Broadcasting confab...the underlying theme was more diversity equals more money." s​a​l​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​2​/​0​9​/​w​h​i​…
@anwolf3 awww now you have a cat :3
spladow the only tab I ever need is i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​T​j​2​M​j​.​j​p​g
EnnuiPerkins thanks for suggesting y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​X​8​f​M​-​C​… is nice and makes me keep looking over my shoulder.
MammonMachine URL snippets over-emphasize the largest image on the linked page. For example: p​a​t​r​e​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​s​h​a​r​e​?​h​i​d​=​1​4​9​1​…
I stopped by Russian River Brewery on the way to the tree farm.
s​k​r​e​e​n​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​h​e​i​d​i​n​e​s​s​/​b​a​d​a​… is very funny. citation: y​o​u​t​u​.​b​e​/​D​8​z​l​U​U​r​F​K​-​M​?​t​=​…
cottonmice merica!
ngun posted dec 8, 2013 at 9:22pm
still laughing at this first picture of Peanut
he's so much like WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT DO I DO
BlueSweatshirt minecraft creative mode, fill in an ocean or two!
@anwolf3 hey, you're about to become like the second person in our whole family to finish college. I am so proud of you!
Preassembled.
Can't wait for International Selfie Station to come out, the pre-alpha is already amazing <3
christinelove posted dec 8, 2013 at 11:20pm
Also, you can always take your own pictures with the demo version of the upcoming app, at i​n​t​e​r​s​t​e​l​l​a​r​s​e​l​f​i​e​s​t​a​t​i​o​n​.​c​o​m THANK YOU ILU ALL <3
lolcatstevens little birdie told me you just got bought by the phone company. congrats, hope they made it rain :)
spladow brb, going to place 6-8 watches around the neck of an empty bottle of $300 champagne and then take a picture of it.
spladow lolcatstevens all flippin a table so hard its airtime has 5 9s.
what the hell is an air file? will it do something fun if I click on it a lot on my computer? g​u​m​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​l​/​g​l​i​t​c​h
Donald_Booker talk me out of buying this shirt pls kthx
Donald_Booker s​k​r​e​e​n​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​m​e​r​i​c​a​g​u​n​s​a​n​d​f​…
I want to watch a remake of Terminator featuring Sgt. Metallic in place of Arnold.
I'm in spaceship and none of the buttons do anything and screaming at my laptop doesn't seem to help either.
QWOP isn't hard. a​u​n​t​i​e​p​i​x​e​l​a​n​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​i​l​e​n​t​g​a​m​e​/ is hard.
dogsdoingthings posted dec 3, 2013 at 6:39pm
Dogs straight lamping through the gloaming.
It was slightly cold outside on my walk. I demand a "Dog Hero" award of some kind.
mcclure111 lamIamlam ahem b​o​o​k​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s​?​i​d​=​6​Y​E​x​q​…
lovesgnomes we should play wormz on sunday and we can chat about it.
lovesgnomes ouch. This, might take a while.
alex_gaynor posted dec 6, 2013 at 5:50pm
> [1, 2, 3, 10].sort() [1, 10, 2, 3] Oh my god. /via mitsuhiko
lovesgnomes I can't see the scoreboard any more (no g+). Send me a screenshot of your high score in puzzle mode!
lovesgnomes *drops the mic*
"government customers" and then later in the sentence "these customers"
I'm bad at words, is this saying only governments will be able to inspect source? b​l​o​g​s​.​t​e​c​h​n​e​t​.​c​o​m​/​b​/​m​i​c​r​o​s​o​f​t​_​b​l​…
jxson g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​g​e​t​s​e​n​t​r​y​/​s​e​n​t​… looks really nice, and can be self-hosted.
jxson g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​O​f​f​b​e​a​t​m​a​m​m​a​l​/​… from roundup p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​+​P​a​u​l​I​r​i​s​h​/​p​o​s​… looks good.
The starbound soundtrack includes half a gig of mp3s. Me oh my. p​l​a​y​s​t​a​r​b​o​u​n​d​.​c​o​m​/​a​b​o​u​t​/
eevee in chrome you can inspect element and uncheck all the silly event handlers on the form you're trying to use.
g​a​w​k​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​o​n​-​s​m​a​r​m​-​1​4​7​6​5​… is great. positivity is just so damn... marketable. like, favorite, +1, buy, buy, buy.
lolcatstevens adorbs
Y u no words, spelltower?
ibogost posted dec 4, 2013 at 7:51pm
I just learned about JessicaKRoy's "Smell Ya Later, Nerds" screed and you should too: b​e​t​a​b​e​a​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​9​/​s​m​e​l​l​-​…
h​e​y​l​o​o​k​a​t​m​y​g​a​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​p​a​c​a​r​u​n​/ omgomgomg
MammonMachine posted dec 4, 2013 at 2:02pm
Selfies and Birth Names For Trans Girls - I post pictures of myself because I’m Medusa, not Eurydice. I’m... t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​U​b​9​1​t​1​0​G​R​_​9​7
eevee did you say "I just want to pay adobe $50 a month to sign pdfs" ?
"...unless I am mistakenwich!" he said, enormously pleased with himself.
MammonMachine posted dec 3, 2013 at 6:14pm
"I’m watching Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and capping every instance of Robotnik’s ass" … t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​n​7​t​4​w​1​0​B​p​n​8​z
New dog-related update from spladow, this one's got a corgi :3 t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​g​s​i​m​e​t​/​l​e​t​t​e​…
xmaslemmings posted dec 3, 2013 at 2:57pm
I am seeing both of my boy friends this week. They are Joel from MST3K and Agent Dale Cooper. I'm queer and I'm poly.
"your actions violate more fundamental civil rights than you think" lol watch out for MEANcrime.
"but what about Ben's feels?" like that's more important than an inclusive community a​n​t​i​r​e​z​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​w​s​/​6​4
82apps posted dec 3, 2013 at 9:35am
Here's a fun thing from @ZoeQuinnzel (don't want to spoil it with details) Click on the text to insert coin and begin t​i​d​b​y​t​.​e​s​/​g​a​m​e​s​/​c​l​o​n​e​.​h​t​…
Dominique Pamplemousse is the most contagiously upbeat game I have ever played. My tiny, shriveled-up little heart cannot handle it today.
"Sinners in the Hands of My Awesome Title" - cottonmice
slpsys I had the bad luck to use Linode's haunted Fremont dc. It fell over way too often, prompting my first tweet: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​s​…
lovesgnomes hax
slpsys 100% of compute engine plans are too big and expensive for my hobby projects.
slpsys migrating to p​r​g​m​r​.​c​o​m, hilariously locked out of new server because putty.
for example, this magical extra repo is where putty lives.
stuck with the crummy default amazon ami? --enablerepo=epel will make ur yum better, somehow.
made the mistake of generating this ssh key with putty. have to wait until I get back to machine that runs putty to beg it for a real key.
jxson posted dec 2, 2013 at 9:20pm
"Rather than hiding our words on the internet, we simply took them offline again, where they had always been." b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​c​P​b​E​C​H
webbedspace posted dec 2, 2013 at 8:38pm
You feel something on your shoulder. One of the snails from the cave wants to join you on your adventure. "Caw, caw," it hazards.
davidsgallant fancy pagination is overrated. "latest n" on the homepage with a link to a slower "all" page at the bottom is just fine.
@anwolf3 I bet that's a super important meeting that couldn't have been done by phone/videochat/email.
lolcatstevens beaut <3
Laptop sticker plan is going well.
anamanaguchi posted dec 1, 2013 at 3:38pm
Prolly the cutest thing ever
. oskarhane's guide to xen + docker (o​s​k​a​r​h​a​n​e​.​c​o​m​/​i​n​s​t​a​l​l​-​d​o​c​k​e​r​…) was exactly what I needed today, thanks!
tha_rami same here (firefox/windows).
If you haven't given tinyletter a try yet, here is the perfect reason to start: t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​g​s​i​m​e​t​/​l​e​t​t​e​…
spladow artist's rendition of a day in the life:
slpsys posted nov 30, 2013 at 3:44pm
5000lobsters joyent Sams Teach Yourself Brogramming in 24 Hours
Blah blah blah open source, but joyent's name is in the url and license.
This libuv pronoun disaster reflects poorly on joyent, the project's owners. Fix it.
eads posted nov 30, 2013 at 2:28pm
Open source project reverts gender neutral pronouns in code comment back to he/him and chides commiter g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​y​e​n​t​/​l​i​b​u​v​/​c​…
auntiepixelante posted nov 30, 2013 at 2:18pm
g​u​m​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​l​/​s​t​a​r​w​e​n​c​h THE DIGITAL VERSION OF STAR WENCH IS NOW ON SALE. featuring a new illustration by sloanesloane!
It's really weird seeing a mediafire link in a cnn article: c​n​n​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​2​9​/​s​h​o​… If only Saligner knew how to computer...
spladow I think I'm doing tinyletter wrong. I got the "verify plz" and "account confirmed" emails, but no dog pictures :(
shanley posted nov 29, 2013 at 7:30pm
Thanks izs joyent for merging this: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​y​e​n​t​/​l​i​b​u​v​/​c​… yay more inclusivity in our open source <3
cczona posted nov 29, 2013 at 6:50pm
g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​j​o​y​e​n​t​/​l​i​b​u​v​/​p​… 2,568 commits 118 releases 93 contributors Yet opposition to: 1: -"him" +"them" 1: -"he" Please stop.
christinelove posted nov 29, 2013 at 6:03pm
I played GiDon Donut! It is a neato experiment by a cutie about racing, which are like, three of my favourite things. b​l​u​e​s​w​e​a​t​s​h​i​r​t​.​i​t​c​h​.​i​o​/​g​i​d​o​n​-​d​o​n​u​t
Crumbs, I could not hear a single word of that talk :(
aliendovecote posted nov 29, 2013 at 3:19pm
thecatamites is doing a live talk! l​i​v​e​s​t​r​e​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​a​t​e​o​f​p​l​a​y #sop13
cottonmice posted nov 29, 2013 at 1:53pm
A little late, but today I am thankful for our new squirrel overlord. I wanted to stay inside all day! #pleasedontbitememeanyardsquirrel
cottonmice posted nov 29, 2013 at 1:50pm
Ryan and Soup spent the entire morning trying to defend the yard from a mean squirrel. 5000lobsters says "the plan is working." It isn't.
leyawn posted nov 23, 2012 at 11:47pm
SICK HAUL TODAY. LOTS OF COMPETISH OUT THERE. I'M GOIN BACK OUT FOR MORE!!! #BLACKFRIDAY
Belated thanks for: cat pictures
theyoungist posted nov 28, 2013 at 12:55pm
On the rez, #Thanksgiving is our favorite holiday by TaylorPayer t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​-​b​R​O​s​-​h​i​x​h​L
@anwolf3 if you close your eyes and really believe, I am always watching the hobbit, somewhere.
slpsys "aloha" means "hello," "goodbye," and "welcome to New York!"
webbedspace posted nov 27, 2013 at 10:00pm
You offer to help out your poor aged computer with some of its calculations. You work out on paper that 13 >> 2 is 3. "Thanks…" it replies.
mcclure111 prettry sure bulletin board systems have always been naked. Silly twitter.
Donald_Booker y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​a​4​R​A​g​-​…
It seems a little too "Radiolab Twee" to keep passing that line around and smugly nodding along.
It's fun in a "kids say the darndest things kind of way," but Lil' Bogost's "for adults" line was about the kickstarter, not the blocks.
spladow had to look up "max length of email address"
spladow !! chose a suitable email address for my sign up.
spladow 404. also tinyletter doesn't have an https version of their 404 page?
spladow posted nov 27, 2013 at 6:13pm
OK, I’ve settled on my Tiny Letter. It is called Dogs I Met Today. t​i​n​y​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​d​o​g​s​i​m​e​t cc ohheygreat datatelling
holman posted nov 27, 2013 at 5:25pm
I’m no scientist, but I think means all communication will use doge memes by January. rip english it was a good run
xMattieBrice posted nov 27, 2013 at 5:02pm
Have you all played End of the World by auntiepixelante? a​u​n​t​i​e​p​i​x​e​l​a​n​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​e​n​d​o​f​t​h​e​w​o​r​l​d
No joke, this is my dream game: w​a​i​t​i​n​g​i​n​l​i​n​e​3​d​.​c​o​m Not joking. Shut up!
[marshmallow citation needed]
Okay so I guess there's a rabbit on the moon: s​e​r​a​3​8​.​t​r​i​p​o​d​.​c​o​m​/​r​a​b​i​t​/​r​a​b​i​t​.​h​t​m but I can't find a citation for the marshmallow part.
What is Goku talking about in episode 9, when he says "rabbits belong on the moon"? I need the Norton Critical Edition of Dragon Ball.
. Dropbox has a "First Name" and "Last Name" field, but didn't bother me about leaving one of the fields blank. Thanks!
Don't you love it when corporations try to dictate userbase culture? t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​2​5​/​5​1​4​…
Step aside Canabalt, Ridiculous Fishing is so good I almost believe mobile games should exist.
“Very few humans are threatened by cats. Calico is not a human cloning facility.” —bn2b m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​-​b​y​-​b​n​…
mcclure111 a quick survey of my recent programming mistakes reveals the thing I should avoid most is... counting :(
Goblin Grotto has an OST! h​a​r​m​o​n​y​z​o​n​e​.​o​r​g​/​G​o​b​l​e​t​G​r​o​t​t​o​.​h​… Now I can spend more of my day focused on goblet acquisition.
1337p337 sry about your hardware troubles, but really pleased with the tweets they generated.
@anwolf3 hahaha, I find it implausible that Soup is a jail dog. Maybe J meant to say "fatties" instead? Soup is fatties.
The dog is always disappointed in me. Does know I watched the whole first season of Teletubbies?
wallrike posted nov 15, 2013 at 12:51pm
Whenever someone says "DM me," I always want to say, "Ok. You're in a tavern and a wizard is looking to hire adventurers."
mfw reading "Death of the Author" f​.​c​l​.​l​y​/​i​t​e​m​s​/​2​7​1​P​0​v​2​H​…
kuvosa posted nov 25, 2013 at 1:49pm
Who killed Laura Palmer-chan!
getB3NT posted nov 25, 2013 at 8:22am
If you swear in a private Skype call on the Xbox One you get this half-sentence: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​k​G​o​u​P​E​K​.​j​p​g $500 console
cryptocatapp posted nov 22, 2013 at 12:22pm
Cryptocat for iPhone and Android is coming in December. Here's a photo of what it'll look like:
spladow "A corgi is across the street and you're not petting it. Why is that, Leon?"
lovesgnomes I've only lost two games of Hanabi with cottonmice, and already think the only way to settle this is a pistol duel. So angry!
Or maybe, from the same song: Log In Your Damned Ones.
Alternate title suggestion, from the opening song: Database! Database! Database!
"Log Horizon" is a completely reasonable name for a show about a tiny virtual earth. It's a little disorienting for the title to make sense.
nievved see also: Russian peasant multiplication, and the famous Prof Jeff is Scared of Black People Theorem.
Latour Litany Prime: Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour, Latour.
Skud posted nov 24, 2013 at 6:00am
Via Dorothy Sayers, I just learned about British Monomarks: ca 1925, part anon mail, part vanity domain e​v​e​r​y​t​h​i​n​g​2​.​c​o​m​/​t​i​t​l​e​/​B​r​i​t​i​s​h​+​…
Names are a free-form textbox on Dailymotion, thanks!
mcdaldno I only watched 3 episodes, but started doing that affirmative grunt the the bird/raccoon are always doing. No regrets.
atweetingtwit eevee yaourt, for when you want to manage packages while you manage packages
@anwolf3 yaay glad you like it!
Eldred v. Ashcroft is depressing. Unlimited terms through a series of retroactive amendments is, of course, what actually happened.
Your existential commentary of the day is provided by @seesmic
CPriestman posted nov 22, 2013 at 5:38pm
What if I told you there's a 2D isometric Deus Ex available for free from today? Here it is: DataJack i​n​d​i​e​s​t​a​t​i​k​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​2​2​/​d​a​t​…
Way to go, Pinterest!
Actual footage from my day in the bookmines: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​H​3​0​x​s​k​… (blame startled)
spladow almost too cool
I'm still going to abbreviate things tho, because it's cool.
samusclone posted nov 22, 2013 at 4:34pm
"Those who use technology read more on a day-to-day basis... less than 10% of texters abbreviated any words at all" t​h​e​-​t​o​a​s​t​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​2​0​/​y​e​s​…
slpsys posted nov 22, 2013 at 3:31pm
. sorenmacbeth g​i​s​t​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​s​l​p​s​y​s​/​7​6​0​6​3​1​4
Oh look it's a cat i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​x​w​s​U​X​Q​T​.​j​p​g
the default TTL is too damn high! RT m_kopas waiting for dns to propagate is goty
Form-adverse? Sacred Heart has a paypal button that makes donating super easy: s​a​c​r​e​d​h​e​a​r​t​c​s​.​o​r​g​/​d​o​n​a​t​e​/​p​a​y​p​a​l​-​…
cbracy posted nov 22, 2013 at 11:09pm
Food bank shortage in Silicon Valley for the holiday. Tech, you might consider donating. m​e​r​c​u​r​y​n​e​w​s​.​c​o​m​/​b​r​e​a​k​i​n​g​-​n​e​w​s​/​…
aquarious anildash right, or even just the first couple x on front page, with a "rest" button to a page with all x, no pagination
slpsys that's it! Watching Futurama as a kid is why I'm afraid of this cartoon mouse.
I'm also really beginning to buy in to the student council's post-apocalyptic rhetoric. Smash the world's shell? Okay, I guess!
Five episodes in, Chu Chu's swirly penciled-in eyes are beginning to haunt me m​e​d​i​a​.​a​n​i​m​e​v​i​c​e​.​c​o​m​/​u​p​l​o​a​d​s​/​0​/​6​7​4​2​…
davidsgallant I've always been bummed out by the colors/the way things look in that game s​t​a​t​i​c​.​g​a​m​e​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m​/​u​p​l​o​a​d​s​/​o​r​i​g​i​n​…
The things I get excited about are different than the things other people get excited about. That is okay.
DRM-free epubs of books about video games omg s​t​o​r​y​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m
auntiepixelante posted nov 20, 2013 at 12:17pm
s​t​o​r​y​b​u​n​d​l​e​.​c​o​m oh yeah RISE OF THE VIDEOGAME ZINESTERS is currently on sale with a bunch of other books if you like reading
Poor hippos! RT htmlgiant: Interview: The Synchronia Project - w​p​.​m​e​/​p​x​M​j​R​-​t​O​g
I'm awfully upset about how things are going in"Traitor's Purse." I've been skipping around the series, but Amanda/Albert OTP!
dlsspy posted nov 20, 2013 at 1:36am
I made a big data infographic.
ExciteMike posted nov 18, 2013 at 2:38pm
Not sure what I'd do without the remember-what-you-were-doing hotkey (Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+Y)
"Cuteness aids attention and positive mood, boosting learning." c​a​t​a​c​a​d​e​m​y​.​c​o​m
becoming_yolo hawt
@anwolf3 I really like the section of e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​U​g​g​_​b​o​o​t​s​… about arch support, luuulz
TheAngryDM posted nov 13, 2013 at 9:19pm
This new Captcha is hardcore: "Verify You Are a Human: Harm a fellow human or, through inaction, allow a fellow human to come to harm."
spladow posted nov 18, 2013 at 1:23am
Advent calendars at the grocery store already. I plan on eating one calendar a day until Christmas.
mcdaldno posted nov 17, 2013 at 6:26pm
beauty c​a​c​h​e​m​o​n​e​t​.​c​o​m
mcclure111 posted nov 16, 2013 at 12:46am
Typed in "g" to the search box and Pinterest asked if I wanted to search for "glitch fashion" and I was like UM YES?! p​i​n​t​e​r​e​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​s​e​a​r​c​h​/​p​i​n​s​/​?​q​…
mcclure111 decentralized achievements: o​p​e​n​b​a​d​g​e​s​.​o​r​g
Also t​e​c​h​-​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​r​x​/​2​1​3​6​/​f​i​r​e​f​o​… is great.
If I hadn't heard of about:config, I'd just be stuck visiting g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​f​i​r​e​f​o​x over and over again for no reason.
Why is the url firefox goes to when I open a new tab hidden in about:config instead of being configurable through the options menu?
davidsgallant this will make your life better: below the search bar > search options > middle dropdown > verbatim
amora_b posted nov 17, 2013 at 1:26pm
pro-tip: if you don't want to unfollow someone, but get annoyed by his/her retweets, you can do this:
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry:
dog_smell posted nov 16, 2013 at 9:17pm
i'm a freak in the sheets and yes that DOES mean i'm running through the streets pretending to be a ghost. you live your life i'll live mine
also I'm so excited to learn Ms Fischer is based on a book series! I was running out of Campions p​h​r​y​n​e​f​i​s​h​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​o​k​s​.​h​t​m​l
obv it's cool for Jack to cheat on his wife tho j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​n​e​t​f​l​i​x​-​r​e​v​i​e​w​…
lovesgnomes internet rule #1 nevah read the comments. also this one is about swears, so...
mcclure111 maybe he's suggesting stealing their consoles while they are away?
Best goddamn news: r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​A​n​d​r​o​i​d​/​c​o​m​m​…
adainitiative posted nov 15, 2013 at 5:18pm
The list of conferences with policies g​e​e​k​f​e​m​i​n​i​s​m​.​w​i​k​i​a​.​c​o​m​/​w​i​k​i​/​A​n​t​i​-​h​a​r​a​… is growing faster than the timeline of sexist incidents g​e​e​k​f​e​m​i​n​i​s​m​.​w​i​k​i​a​.​c​o​m​/​w​i​k​i​/​T​i​m​e​l​i​n​e​_​…
1337p337 Dear Sir or Madam, I am in desperate need of your help to transfer this Nigerian wasp/wasp ghost to my US accounts. God bless!
Oh shit he actually mailed me a dead wasp. Shiiit that means there's also a wasp ghost in here!
"How have we lived so openly in our weird cat love and never been told of this?" - cottonmice
cottonmice posted nov 14, 2013 at 11:03pm
5000lobsters and I have finally picked the local deity of out household and it is Louis Wain. Glad that's decided. g​o​o​.​g​l​/​g​L​1​l​J​r
slpsys "If current trends continue, more than half of Internet users around the world will be IPv6-connected in less than 6 years." loooool
Just scroll down to "odd and even booleans" if you want to have a bad time without reading all those werdz.
0xabad1dea posted nov 14, 2013 at 4:13pm
LANGUAGE FIELD TRIP! Come learn about something even worse than PHP! p​h​p​m​a​n​u​a​l​m​a​s​t​e​r​p​i​e​c​e​s​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​6​6​9​9​2​8​9​6​8​…
armst words to live by.
Halp I've fallen into a metawikihole: e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​A​u​t​h​o​r​i​t​y​… also isn't this called canonicalization?
davidsgallant that's so sad! Are there any clues about what went wrong in the log? (abd logcat)
Extremely sad I failed to become a horse master. Damn you, John Campbell, for making it sounds so easy!
StevivorGaming posted nov 13, 2013 at 7:41pm
MidBoss Games’ Read Only Memories is a queer-centric cyberpunk adventure game; Kickstarter ... i​f​t​.​t​t​/​1​7​q​K​O​O​2
. thedaniel sent me a link to n​o​n​c​a​n​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​H​o​r​s​e​M​a​s​t​e​r​.​h​t​…, so that's happening.
nitashatiku posted nov 13, 2013 at 5:16pm
Bonkers British Vogue article refers to Marissa Mayer and Ali Pincus as "Silicon Wives and Girlfriends" or "Swags" t​r​i​b​.​a​l​/​j​G​t​l​Q​v​j
anildash posted nov 13, 2013 at 6:40pm
Theirs was a culture that spent months killing things; first pumpkins & gourds, then turkeys, and finally coniferous trees. Some they ate.
torrez posted nov 12, 2013 at 9:18pm
So John McAfee just called me on my home phone in the middle of dinner so that’s a thing that’s is happening now.
opalapp posted nov 12, 2013 at 4:43pm
Nick’s Password Stretching In The Browser post b​l​o​g​.​o​p​a​l​.​i​o​/​p​a​s​s​w​o​r​d​-​s​t​r​e​t​… is up on the blog now. Thanks leastfixedpoint for compiling js-scrypt
aliendovecote posted nov 12, 2013 at 6:05pm
We are constantly at war with the giant bug planet surrounding Earth
I'm 25 years old, and today I'm learning how to use aftershave. From youtube.
slpsys posted nov 12, 2013 at 11:30pm
Was wondering what happened to this MT textfiles Rolling Jubilee project has abolished $13.5 million in medical debt s​t​r​i​k​e​d​e​b​t​.​o​r​g​/​r​j​u​p​d​a​t​e​3
spladow window kicked in, nothing stolen.
spladow don't die yet! who will help me escape from crushing MinePoverty?
lolcatstevens thanks!
We're not sure if both copies are really the same boat, but Theseus should definitely lawyer up.
Hobbes variant of e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​S​h​i​p​_​o​f​_​T​… reminds me strongly of "intellectual property" discussions.
becoming_yolo thanks to the liberal agenda, you actually MUST live in a Belle and Sebastian song.
"And then I realized: that's not Baudrillard, that's Derrida!" - cottonmice's worst story ever.
SimonParkin posted nov 11, 2013 at 6:09pm
My three year-old wrote a joke: Q. How did the penguin bite the stars. A. He got a robot to bite the stars.
♥Arachne♥ from that Magical Girl Jam list looks amazing!
IFinBoston posted nov 11, 2013 at 11:12pm
Bostonian game-maker acosmos has posted the results of the Magical Girl Jam, including several Twine & VN works. m​a​g​i​c​a​l​g​i​r​l​j​a​m​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​t​a​g​g​e​d​/​e​n​t​r​i​e​s
1337p337 and of course in go bufio.ReadString preserves the delimiter. I weep for our future.
1337p337 doing a quick oneoff web scraping thing for my dad tonight. lately, been having some fun with the xml unmarshaller in golang.
1337p337 luckily nokogiri wouldn't install because lolpackagemanager so the world is spared any more of my ruby
1337p337 you're right, ruby should definitely not have a built in function for my wacky edge case.
hahaha and I thought I'd have an easier time with python: s​t​a​c​k​o​v​e​r​f​l​o​w​.​c​o​m​/​q​u​e​s​t​i​o​n​s​/​9​3​7​4​…
ruby, why are you so terrible? I cannot believe it is 2013 and I am still chomp'ing lines read in from a file.
mcclure111 posted nov 11, 2013 at 12:38am
"Endless City is a mod that replaces Minecraft’s natural world with vast empty city stretching out in all directions" t​h​e​j​h​y​d​e​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​6​6​6​5​1​5​0​6​7​…
in that previous image, the cat is asleep and half-starved, right next to a DANG PIZZA.
Move over Dead Souls, the most brutal, masocore game of the year is m​a​k​e​.​v​g​/​h​y​p​e​r​c​a​t​/
davidsgallant yup, I see the itch.io logo on the page now. thanks!
davidsgallant itch.io link at d​a​v​i​d​s​g​a​l​l​a​n​t​.​c​o​m​/​i​g​t​c​e​d​.​h​t​m​l is a broken image
Thanks to g​u​m​r​o​a​d​.​c​o​m​/​l​/​f​o​r​g​e​d​o​f​s​t​e​e​l, cottonmice and I are wearing cowboy hats and HELLA YELLING ABOUT THE DUELS
lolcatstevens twitter's not a good format for this, but I'd happy to tell you why I disagree offline.
Seconds later, the new crotch head grew some snakes. Next, I'm expecting them to draw knives or break into song.
I was finding this "Lil Orphan Kabuto" story arc dull, but then people starting growing out of his crotch.
spladow a​l​i​e​n​d​o​v​e​c​o​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​m​a​d​a​.​h​t​m​l best fun you will ever have vomiting in a swamp, guaranteed.
in armada, I may be completely worthless at combat, but I am doing a great job at pun-detection!
lolcatstevens that is so amazing! I want to live in ur tiny globe city!
eggboycolor posted nov 9, 2013 at 4:29am
HYPER CAT - a virtual pet simulator for the Game Boy - m​a​k​e​.​v​g​/​g​e​t​/​h​y​p​e​r​c​a​t​.​z​… #screenshotsaturday
Covering laptop with stickers is going well. Esp. proud of Lil Bubtocat:
I misconfigured my mail server so I've only been getting a subset of messages for 2 months. with no bounce messages for failures. craaaaaaap
The person leaving the bus ahead of me said "I love you" to the bus driver. The bus driver did not say "I love you, too." So much bus drama.
c++ make me feel. snippet of my feels: ihave* noidea, whatim *doing
. CAPYGAMES has the cutest logo. That is all.
jwhalfdane posted nov 8, 2013 at 3:28pm
Eventually the ironic misspelling of games will degenerate into 5 unrenderable boxes.
eggboycolor posted nov 7, 2013 at 8:59pm
hypercat wip v​i​n​e​.​c​o​/​v​/​h​I​6​l​2​H​9​j​g​D​w
Talked with a longshoreman about CocaCola today. Moment ruined by Norman Rockwell's loud orgasm.
jxson someone yelled "BALLS!" on the shuttle today and I was sure it was you for a few seconds. heart = broken.
. HardSciFiMovies is making me have feels: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​H​a​r​d​S​c​i​F​i​M​o​v​i​e​…
CousinDangereux posted nov 7, 2013 at 10:31am
Best e-mail I've received all week.
burgeroise posted nov 6, 2013 at 11:20pm
lifehack: refer to cleaning tips u learnt from ur mom as lifehacks so nerds on the internet dont attack ur precious and fragile masculinity
Giania posted nov 6, 2013 at 2:11pm
Politically Moe, socially Giant Robot
sourrrgrass ewww
grapefrukt "THIS IS FOR JAVASCRIPT!"
sourrrgrass hunched over your kitchen sink, or, preferably, crouched behind a tree at your local park.
matthew_d_green posted nov 1, 2013 at 2:58pm
Re-reading "Why Johnny Can't Encrypt", old usability study of PGP. Apparently 3 participants emailed their secret keys in the clear.
opalapp posted nov 4, 2013 at 1:02pm
The study, for those who are curious. Still provides an excellent overview of the issues with security usability. b​u​f​f​.​l​y​/​H​w​w​E​o​q
spladow the only answer I'm willing to live with: a time-traveling wizard stole it , for what could only be "the timelulz"
CousinDangereux posted nov 5, 2013 at 7:46pm
Wrath of Kanh Mi.
DRM-tastic bundle of backlist discards? Check. Dubious charity owned by the company selling the games? Check.
radiatoryang posted nov 5, 2013 at 1:25pm
so taleoftales new crevice-stroking simulator is out, I especially recommend playing it by candlelight or moonlight l​u​x​u​r​i​a​-​s​u​p​e​r​b​i​a​.​c​o​m
spladow nice! also i​.​i​m​g​f​l​i​p​.​c​o​m​/​4​l​y​7​9​.​j​p​g
ZandarVTS posted nov 3, 2013 at 6:36pm
So "Honey Boo Boo", "Comparison Collapse Syndrome", "Pooh on the TSA" or "Wretched Hive of Scum & Villainy" for the title of my Dawkins post
I am a year late to the party, but a​l​i​e​n​d​o​v​e​c​o​t​e​.​c​o​m​/​u​p​l​o​a​d​s​/​t​w​i​n​e​/​… is an amazing game.
Jonathan_Blow posted nov 4, 2013 at 10:26pm
The web site for Monster Truck Madness 2, unchanged from 1998: m​i​c​r​o​s​o​f​t​.​c​o​m​/​g​a​m​e​s​/​m​o​n​s​t​e​r​/​…
lolcatstevens jxson argumentd iheartfood mexitlan totes jealous of all the facial hair. armst/thedaniel: get with the beard program!
mallelis posted nov 4, 2013 at 1:36pm
How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he said to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
Johnson & Johnson's I Have No Eyes But I Must Tears Baby Shampoo.
spladow I feel an excess of wonderment upon reading that. There is much I find enjoyable in it. Wow.
Greek Chorus as a Service
I am way too excited that Revolutionary Girl Utena has a Greek chorus. Thanks, college!
nievved actually those image search results were not terrible enough to dissuade. do over: b​l​o​g​c​d​n​.​c​o​m​/​w​w​w​.​e​n​g​a​d​g​e​t​m​o​… but w/ more cantor
Playing Worms makes me feel like Neo. Specifically, the part where he's naked and and sputtering "Waaa? Whaaaaaat?"
spladow look at its (kawaii) back legs! My spine hurts just looking at it...
This cat is super bad at sitting.
figames posted nov 2, 2013 at 4:57pm
New game: Negative Space (Maddox Pratt) f​r​e​e​i​n​d​i​e​g​a​m​.​e​s​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​n​e​g​a​t​i​…
figames posted nov 3, 2013 at 1:08pm
New game: Operative Assailants (thecatamites) f​r​e​e​i​n​d​i​e​g​a​m​.​e​s​/​2​0​1​3​/​1​1​/​o​p​e​r​a​t​…
jxson posted nov 3, 2013 at 12:56pm
So mmatuzak has been busy splitting sprites out of NES ROMs: Introducing Nesly Split - b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​b​4​R​c​e​F #nes #rom #javascript
p​h​o​b​o​s​l​a​b​.​o​r​g​/​z​t​y​p​e​/ browser game like Typing of the Dead.
Look at this derpy dog from Ranma. Look at iiiiiiiit!
cottonmice posted nov 1, 2013 at 7:04pm
The earth is crawling with Birkensnakes! All seven issue sixes are online, including my Thing Theory issue: b​i​r​k​e​n​s​n​a​k​e​.​c​o​m​/​i​s​s​u​e​6​t​h​i​n​g​t​h​e​….
m_kopas don't forget to count us RSS subscribers. we don't know how to tumblrs, but we are mighty!
!! d​h​t​m​l​c​o​n​f​.​c​o​m also it's a chance to visit the adobe lair. I'm imagining a cage marked "do NOT feed the pdf spec"
sourrrgrass trick question, burrito lava cannot be contained by ur puny tortilla science
grayamelia posted oct 31, 2013 at 9:43pm
Not dressing up for Halloween because I am a fucking human adult who naturally turns into a Pokémon every night
SkroyFolfsky posted oct 31, 2013 at 1:40pm
How chicks put on lipstick~
blue_bec posted oct 31, 2013 at 11:05pm
This sunburnt jerk doesn't understand computers or the market. He's all 1. Compression software 2. .... 3. Profit! t​h​e​a​g​e​.​c​o​m​.​a​u​/​c​o​m​m​e​n​t​/​b​l​o​g​s​/​…
I assure you, it may look like I'm watching Escape Plan, but this is actually my performance art.
spladow posted oct 31, 2013 at 6:26pm
5000lobsters “So simple. Such extension.”
spladow and I'm going to get around to that feature request reeeeeeeal soon now, I'm sure.
spladow edprats BAM c​h​r​o​m​e​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​e​b​s​t​o​r​e​/​d​e​t​a​i​…
spladow thanks! I still get a kick out of the icon. edprats reddit alien is best reddit alien.
On the same theme as the "add women and stir" section from adrishaw's amazing talk at #qgcon: a​u​t​h​e​n​t​i​c​o​r​g​a​n​i​z​a​t​i​o​n​s​.​c​o​m​/​h​a​r​q​u​a​i​l​/​2​0​1​2​/​…
All whisperin' IE6 CSS quirks in the ears of children, installin' Bonzai Buddy on the laptops of anyone foolish enough to park here.
As the Ghost Who Couldn't Find Their Car, I am going to haunt the shit out of this office park.
slpsys I will cure your jealousy in 3... 2... s​p​o​r​t​s​p​a​g​e​s​f​.​c​o​m
mexitlan posted oct 29, 2013 at 10:46pm
Nice to see opalapp on front page of HN: n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​6​6​3​7​9​1​5 Congrats argumentd & jxson !
TNG reruns playing on the TV over the bar. Clearly I am in some sort of coma. I'm p. okay with this.
The new cool is: when amazon's book matching program can only find 1 match. Hipster high fives!
MammonMachine posted oct 29, 2013 at 4:16pm
I take selfies at funerals but only because I'm hoping cute ghosts will appear in them
Something in the background of the DYAD soundtrack sounds like a ringtone--I can't stop relexively checking my phone d​a​v​i​d​k​a​n​a​g​a​.​b​a​n​d​c​a​m​p​.​c​o​m​/​a​l​b​u​m​/​d​y​a​d​-​o​g​s​t
What the fox says: "lv In ø \ a0ab 34348tu åaugjoi zølbmosdji jsøg ijio sjiw" g​e​e​k​o​s​y​s​t​e​m​.​c​o​m​/​f​o​x​-​s​t​e​a​l​s​-​c​e​l​…
"I would delete this page if I knew how" d​e​v​e​l​o​p​e​r​.​m​o​z​i​l​l​a​.​o​r​g​/​e​n​-​U​S​/​d​o​c​s​/​S​p​i​…
jxson posted oct 28, 2013 at 5:58pm
RT BLuerssen: Introducing Opal b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​c​a​c​H​g​C via opalapp
m_kopas posted oct 28, 2013 at 11:42pm
reminder l​u​d​u​s​n​o​v​u​s​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​1​/​0​8​/​1​5​/​w​h​y​…
Who though the bells bells bells bells bells bells going off right next to classrooms was a good idea, Berkeley?
New bash prompt: 🐱
auntiepixelante its like a thousand miles to the nearest coffeeshop, the students here must be camels
Winnicott Winnicott Winnicott Winnicott #qgcon
Who the hell is Winnecott? #qgcon
serafinowicz posted oct 23, 2013 at 2:17pm
Thank you for calling SeaWorld. Your call may be recorded for training porpoises.
anildash posted oct 23, 2013 at 11:01pm
Incredible. Dahlialithwick, the best Supreme Court reporter, on what it's like wearing Axe body spray for a week: 2​.​d​a​s​h​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​H​h​s​A​X​V
spladow !!
The real horror of Carrie: adolescence! [cue horror violin]
anildash posted oct 18, 2013 at 12:09pm
Kickstarter for Uber for krokodil.
Skud posted oct 15, 2013 at 10:48am
bedtime now, but here's a technical knitting blog. t​e​c​h​k​n​i​t​t​i​n​g​.​c​o​m how much do you understand? are you just not good at technology?
geeksam posted oct 15, 2013 at 10:12pm
“Men repeating the same thing women just said so that other men will actually pay attention” as a service
trentonstrong posted oct 14, 2013 at 5:55pm
c​r​o​s​s​i​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​p​i​s​s​e​d​.​h​t​m​l Get ready for some sick #minecraft servers y'all.
Uhhh m​.​b​b​c​.​c​o​.​u​k​/​n​e​w​s​/​u​k​-​2​4​4​8​8​4​…
sillyhead lolcatstevens those dinosaur spine sleeves!
climagic posted oct 7, 2013 at 9:54am
alibi(){ echo "I didn't do it, $( awk -varg=^$1 '$0~arg' .bash_history | shuf | head -1 ) did it"; } # Shift blame. Thx lolcatstevens
lolcatstevens if you were a real Creative, you'd made an exploded 3d pie chart that made it look like success anyway.
jxson posted sep 30, 2013 at 5:58pm
A good essay from spladow, NSA-Proof Encryption Can Save You From The NSA, But It Can’t Save You From Yourself b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​8​G​g​P​T​f
lolcatstevens posted sep 30, 2013 at 12:11am
You guys are too slow! What if that was an emergency? Here's a link if you have a cat emergency. m​o​a​r​.​e​d​g​e​c​a​t​s​.​n​e​t and just refresh
spladow if those emails really love you, they'll come back as an embedded reply that someone forget to encrypt.
1337p337 ah, the lesser known koans of Yogi Berra.
spladow less topical, but I enjoyed the implication that meth use was mainstream.
torrez please reopen paid signups for mlkshk. I promise to use it only for cat pictures! cc spladow
Huth posted sep 12, 2013 at 7:56pm
Fox news attempts to explain what Github is
Dang, now my 2048-bit key is so last fall :|
judsonlester 1337p337 hey sometimes you have to suffer to be cool. suffer decryption.
The new cool: when your PGP key is older than twitter.
spladow posted sep 9, 2013 at 12:02am
“I’m a design criminal so I picked bright orange on dark grey, and no one can stop me.” - 5000lobsters
DIY "Required field 'id' not provided." when I try to complete a challenge (browser: Chrome 29).
spladow lovesgnomes am I doing it right? d​i​y​.​o​r​g​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​0​…
spladow lovesgnomes d​i​y​.​o​r​g​/​s​k​i​l​l​s​/​c​r​y​p​t​o​g​… for sure.
. lovesgnomes pls earn lots of DIY patches and then give them to me and spladow
spladow DIY I know, right? I have so many cute backpacks for my fraudulent patches open in tabs right now.
spladow posted aug 23, 2013 at 1:06pm
The DIY patches look AMAZING d​i​y​.​o​r​g​/​m​a​r​k​e​t​/​p​a​t​c​h​e​s cc drk thisandagain
1337p337 o​n​e​b​i​g​f​l​u​k​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​8​/​l​e​t​s​-​r​…
Jon_Dickman alternate response: let's go back in time and steal circa 2006 us's skins.
Jon_Dickman I remember! Beauty protip: drink nothing but mountain dew and never sleep.
Horse_Recruiter posted jun 17, 2013 at 2:15pm
apps. apps! apps apps apps. oats
spladow haha, quick now let's tell them we only buy consoles with FREE REAL PONIES.
slpsys I've been feeling like a tourist all week, shivering in the morning and sweating all afternoon. Thanks, Obama.
1337p337 wait, qr codes? wat
spladow I am such a grouch. I just typed in so many swears and then erased them. whew.
@anwolf3 i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​6​6​T​v​4​P​d​.​g​i​f i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​W​8​l​n​3​u​O​.​g​i​f i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​B​O​W​F​D​y​k​.​g​i​f
spladow you're just thoughtfully making it easier for them to say goodbye. "Clicky Shoe Guy? We'll miss him I guess..."
slpsys posted jun 20, 2013 at 5:37pm
OH: "Big Data fan fiction"
spladow also dang does it feel bad when Randal Monroe has me pegged.
spladow at first I was embarrassed that this trope has been so long running, but I stand by my trite feelings: letters are fancier!
spladow what's in the bag? will OP deliver literally and figuratively?
jxson posted jun 14, 2013 at 2:58pm
LA has a solid tech scene if you know where to look: b​i​t​.​l​y​/​1​1​N​f​B​o​9
spladow posted jun 9, 2013 at 4:20pm
My keychain runneth over. <3 how many of you already had PGP set up.
yoleoreader posted jun 7, 2013 at 2:26pm
_funkyboy you'll be able to import/export soon. I hope to have this available by next week :)
reversolabs 1337p337 gorgeous!
slpsys posted jun 7, 2013 at 11:29pm
What a shitty day to announce my new data analytics project, Prism.
mexitlan posted jun 6, 2013 at 1:24pm
krisaacs: mexitlan - How does it feel to have the most famous hands on the internet? c​l​o​c​.​u​s​/​1​0​T​f​o​Q​k #clublocal” About time, world
jxson opal_io OkCupidLabs congrats, looks amazing!
mexitlan posted jun 3, 2013 at 3:10pm
Thank you Adriana_Herrera for mentioning our small Startups Anonymous group within a thoughtful piece. b​o​s​s​.​b​l​o​g​s​.​n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​6​/​0​3​/​t​h​e​… cc bomatson
peakscale posted may 29, 2013 at 11:43pm
The definitive cloud diagram:
spladow sounds like you've mastered 5/48 laws of power
slpsys with uptime likes their, I'd be willing to try anything too
1337p337 posted may 27, 2013 at 3:36am
Maybe Netflix should have bought the full version of Showstealer Pro?
spladow bradstemke Tasker updates it when I get near/leave the cell towers by my office.
spladow thedaniel "improved Blazed Cotton" makes it sound like loot in some kind of cottonpunk(tm) rpg.
spladow reddit is telling me I'm wrong about used games, so maybe! do you have a cat you haven't sent me pictures of?
spladow in related news: the new xbox won't work with used games and the secondary market for cat tipi has never existed
spladow posted may 20, 2013 at 1:02am
Weary attractive supermarket girl at self check out: “Do you really have a question?” Me: “This is not a ploy. I really am an idiot.”
GooglePlay posted may 15, 2013 at 5:44pm
Say goodbye to heavy bags. You can now upload your own files to Google Play Books g​o​o​.​g​l​/​l​x​m​d​e to access anytime, anywhere. #io13
1337p337 posted may 7, 2013 at 5:28pm
I'll be presenting on web development in Go at the StoneGiantLabs-sponsored mini language festival. Reppin' the 626! m​e​e​t​u​p​.​c​o​m​/​S​a​n​-​G​a​b​r​i​e​l​-​V​a​…
T_L_White posted may 2, 2013 at 7:13pm
Hot singles within 20 miles of you! *within 15 *within 10 *within 1 *hot singles are closing in on your position *save yourself while y
reid posted may 6, 2013 at 2:46am
Missed @tacoconf? Live near San Jose? Hooray, there's s​j​t​a​c​o​.​c​o​m! f​l​i​c​.​k​r​/​p​/​e​g​Z​6​p​S
slpsys I went to a vineyard instead. pretty sure there's an Aesop about this, and I'm not a flattering animal in it.
Can't catch up with stream because of tacoconf deluge. Not even angry.
steveklabnik posted may 5, 2013 at 6:49pm
spladow maxfenton 5000lobsters e​n​.​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​.​o​r​g​/​w​i​k​i​/​C​o​m​p​u​t​e​r​_​…
fraserabe posted may 3, 2013 at 11:24pm
i've heard of rainbow parties, so obviously i'm yolo to your culture, teens. are we skrillex?
@anwolf3 on the positive side, you'll get a lot more use out of those red boots I sent you.
@anwolf3 sorry to hear that!
marissamayer posted apr 24, 2013 at 7:18pm
handler @yahoo Still a proud pine user. Always have, always will be. I use yahoomail too.
@anwolf3 #TodayILearned. If people subtweet you, threaten to eat their skin!
@anwolf3 ahh, the sub is for "subtle," and not something crazy like "sublimininal" or "subtract" #TIL
I'm worried this will get banhammered once it gets a few users, so don't tell anyone: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​-​r​s​s​.​c​o​m
slpsys is it possible that I'm watching a show claiming Thor was an alien tonight? yes it is.
spladow accidentally left it set to "yes." considered going back to work to fix the bug.
defunkt posted apr 16, 2013 at 11:53pm
The new new user experience: Sign up for website. Go to Settings/Notifications. Uncheck 25 check boxes.
spladow in the words of UpGoer5, flattr is not going to space today: b​l​o​g​.​f​l​a​t​t​r​.​n​e​t​/​2​0​1​3​/​0​4​/​t​w​i​t​t​e​…
Please build: MisogynistWeather, where for sites like hackernews I can get readings on the number of crazy-stupid people currently invading.
Oh wait, the sign up neglects to mention it but there is a donate button.
theoldreader is taking donations through flattr. It looks like the only way to point my flattrhose at them is to favorite their tweets? Halp
@anwolf3 s​t​a​t​i​c​1​.​b​u​s​i​n​e​s​s​i​n​s​i​d​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​m​a​g​e​/​3​c​b​9​b​9​1​4​…
spladow graph of what I want: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​X​Q​k​p​l​N​G​.​j​p​g
spladow all of this prismatic talk made me itchy, and now I know why :)
@anwolf3 don't drink the sofa!
spladow d​e​f​e​c​t​i​v​e​b​y​d​e​s​i​g​n​.​o​r​g​/​g​u​i​d​e​/​e​b​o​o​k​s has a nice guide to were to find portable ebooks. lulu also recently switched to drm-free.
spladow though some titles like p​l​a​y​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​s​t​o​r​e​/​b​o​o​k​s​/​d​e​… are available drm-free.
spladow Books on Google Play are not currently compatible with the Kindle s​u​p​p​o​r​t​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​g​o​o​g​l​e​p​l​a​y​/​b​i​n​…
spladow I don't know what googlers reccommend, but I like t​h​e​o​l​d​r​e​a​d​e​r​.​c​o​m
spladow welcome to a new circle of hell: u​s​.​b​a​t​t​l​e​.​n​e​t​/​s​u​p​p​o​r​t​/​e​n​/​a​r​t​…
thomasisreading who do they think they are, the google IO registration page? #topical
thomasisreading all of your links are broken because reading is down, and forces me through an (broken) interstitial to read them.
mexitlan posted mar 13, 2013 at 2:36am
Learning Ruby nights paying off. Took a few weeks, but I am already kidney-stone-frustrated and contemplating burning down the internet.
mexitlan I'm pretty sure that's what "ninja" means in all those ruby job postings. It's so cool you're learning ruby, way to rock!
spladow thedaniel that book is a wacky, metal-winged party. it makes me angry my laptop never rears up and bites people.
zaxtax haskell?
@anwolf3 is that santa claus?
thedaniel posted feb 19, 2013 at 10:02am
“node dot jay ess is about as close to the metal as smooth jazz” - nuclearsandwich
mcclure111 posted feb 16, 2013 at 12:11am
1. Create OKCupid account with female avatar. 2. Whenever messaged, respond with horse_ebooks tweet. 3. Make tumblr. o​k​c​e​b​o​o​k​s​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
mexitlan <3
mexitlan posted feb 14, 2013 at 10:13pm
lolcatstevens argumentd jxson thedaniel andybrk spladow 5000lobsters iheartfood hhorbach heart.
thomasisreading reading.am's interstitial has a pretend link that is just underlined text. I try to click on it every time!
The best way to announce you are leaving your church? Batman! m​e​d​i​u​m​.​c​o​m​/​t​u​r​n​i​n​g​-​p​o​i​n​t​s​…. cc mexitlan because Batman.
1337p337 posted feb 1, 2013 at 5:02pm
5000lobsters It was merely the wind, blowing gently through the forest of GPFs in the kernel and user errors. g​i​s​t​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​4​6​9​4​2​9​5
Word is that 1337p337 is a rails app, and was taken offline by the recent rails 0-day D:
"jxson Should I switch from bash to zsh?" A novel scheme for harvesting my bitter nerd tears :'(
@anwolf3 sent an email to pajamajeans@customerstatus.com. "Priority shipping" my ass, your damn present is 4 weeks late!
spladow heard about a fancy lightweight wallet, thought of you: t​b​r​a​y​.​o​r​g​/​o​n​g​o​i​n​g​/​W​h​e​n​/​2​…
spladow d​e​v​e​l​o​p​e​r​.​a​n​d​r​o​i​d​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​f​e​r​e​n​c​e​/​a​n​d​r​…
1337p337 C:\Cool\n\rStory/bro.dll.mp3
spladow I keep my server in 1337p337's house, too. Don't tell 1337p337!
spladow nicoleslaw maxfenton citation found c​h​r​o​n​i​c​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​s​/​w​i​r​e​d​c​a​m​…
spladow nicoleslaw maxfenton Great boilerplate removal, and autoscroll mode is impressive. Citation needed on drawbacks vs print.
spladow We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!
crisdobbins posted jan 7, 2013 at 6:08pm
Looking for LA artists! Eat Your Art Out - Submissions WANTED (Hollywood, CA.) l​o​s​a​n​g​e​l​e​s​.​c​r​a​i​g​s​l​i​s​t​.​o​r​g​/​l​a​c​/​c​r​g​/​3​5​2​9​4​6​…
ftrain posted jan 2, 2013 at 10:48pm
5000lobsters spladow the safest default for sure
I don't know what to think about s​a​v​e​p​u​b​l​i​s​h​i​n​g​.​c​o​m, and spladow has yet to emit knowledge-beams on the subject. Defaulting to... anger!
Ikawe on it: i​s​r​y​a​n​a​t​t​h​e​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​c​o​m
thedaniel posted dec 27, 2012 at 9:20pm
I wonder if you can still tweet by SMS? If so here it is: so stoked to be watching Pocahontas right now
@anwolf3 thanks, we just landed. Drive safe! Or don't!
@anwolf3 prepare to have your mind blown: ellipsis are not made out of periods, it is a standalone character --> …
@anwolf3 I am so jazzed to have some sweet tea in GA. Who knows what wacky foods we'll eat!
@anwolf3 because you ran them all over with your deathmobile?
sourrrgrass lulz if you figure out how those work in c++, maybe you can explain them to me.
sourrrgrass D:
lovesgnomes yeah I only do telegrams now.
sourrrgrass wat?
sourrrgrass I found you the best one: c​a​t​b​.​o​r​g​/​j​a​r​g​o​n​/​h​t​m​l​/​B​/​…
lolcatstevens I don't mean to alarm you, but it looks like a fish has somehow snuck into your aquarium.
@anwolf3 u trolling?
1337p337 posted dec 4, 2012 at 5:18pm
HFS, the earth is a strange place. Reverso Labs might be hiring sooner than we thought. Do Rails and/or Devops? Email me.
mexitlan but I still owe you 10-12 favorites for introducing me to Efterklang.
mexitlan I listened to it, and then spent the rest of the afternoon learning that Azealia Banks's oeuvre is shockingly bad except for 212.
spladow woohoo! congrats :)
spladow empirejs link 404s for me.
f​r​o​m​h​o​l​d​e​n​.​c​o​m's "pre-order" button takes you to kickstarter. Yup, these new kickstarter guidelines are working grrrreat. cc spladow
@anwolf3 #crunk
spladow because your friend does not have a public account, all these helloerica tweets sound like Garfield Minus Garfield.
mslopatto posted apr 16, 2012 at 7:15am
Hey Gen-Xers, let's cut a deal. I'll explain dubstep to you if you explain Katie Roiphe to me.
spladow also, you can take full credit for driving so much traffic to The Brief that their site no longer loads.
spladow this Next Draft thing wants to be sent to my email. I have Feelings about where feeds belong; where is the seeeeeeeeecret rss feed?
Artisinal cat gifs: i​.​p​i​c​a​s​i​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​p​i​c​6​0​/​d​4​4​f​4​9​8​d​…
@anwolf3 I feel so dumb for doing exactly the same thing after I saw your tweet. internets, y u so D: ?
spladow posted nov 7, 2012 at 7:14pm
Come at me, job market.
lolcatstevens posted nov 6, 2012 at 9:44pm
Which of you fuckers 503'd e​l​e​c​t​i​o​n​s​.​n​y​t​i​m​e​s​.​c​o​m ?
lolcatstevens I <3 moarcats before it was cool.
lolcatstevens posted nov 5, 2012 at 8:03pm
Yay! moarcats / e​d​g​e​c​a​t​s​.​n​e​t is in github's hubot-scripts! `moarcats me`! g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​g​i​t​h​u​b​/​h​u​b​o​t​-​s​… /cc tianheyang
mexitlan spooky! Possibly the result of all the eldritch javascripts I've written.
armst spladow all the other kids were doing it! Stop looking at meeeeee s​h​o​w​e​r​g​r​o​w​l​e​r​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
armst posted nov 4, 2012 at 7:00pm
5000lobsters It gets better! We have a few 2010s and 2011s left we're gonna compare.
armst I have a bottle left over from last year. Does beer age? Buying more regardless...
thedaniel posted oct 31, 2012 at 3:27am
Playing a show with Phantom West this weekend: synthesizers, laptops, heavily processed vocals. video: t​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​/​Z​v​8​v​b​y​W​J​m​b​8​J
spladow that pre-Rilo Kiley band by Jenny Lewis: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​G​Q​A​F​5​x​…
It takes approximately 7 thousand clicks to get from "Home" to a larger version of thomasisreading's new profile picture. Worth it.
SordelloMatic posted oct 28, 2012 at 3:45am
Oh, huddle up the days.
buffer is not just for noxious social marketing--it works for novelty accounts, too!
spladow posted oct 26, 2012 at 3:32pm
5000lobsters at bib12 i​n​s​t​a​g​r​.​a​m​/​p​/​R​Q​e​J​f​y​o​M​k​C​/
liza posted oct 25, 2012 at 9:43pm
Writing on palm leaves: a significant upgrade from InDesign. #bib12
@anwolf3 it's cool if I start whining now, right?
And then they signed me up for all this Twitter spam I opted out of already? Do not want.
Twitter reset all my email notification settings. Just noticed because I logged in to snark at spladow and saw an unread DM. Shit.
spladow luckily, twitter is not the only one indexing their content. Here is that tweet you were looking for: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​b​o​l​t​r​o​n​/​s​t​a​t​u​s​…
spladow are there more cats in it now? If so, I take full credit.
spladow geographers have been Educated Stupid.
lolcatstevens posted oct 14, 2012 at 11:39pm
So this happened: e​d​g​e​c​a​t​s​.​n​e​t​/​n​e​t​c​a​t via tianheyang g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​f​l​o​r​e​s​/​m​o​a​r​c​a​t​s /cc solarce
@anwolf3 yaaay
@anwolf3 there's a bing app with okay directions you can download. just don't tell them I sent you, okay?
@anwolf3 told you to wait before updating :P
After a hard... hour or so of Borderlands, going to bed at 9:30. #devlife #soold
spladow I think I know how to parlay cat-sitting into some sort of tv deal: b​u​n​n​y​f​o​o​d​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​3​2​1​3​8​5​4​1​2​…
spladow gotta use one of your rugged bearded bike trips pictures!
spladow I might be going to bib2012 too, it'd be great to meet the IA people.
m4dh4tt3r twitter lost the threading information (because lulwebscale). I was replying to the tweet where you said "bears re-posting."
m4dh4tt3r boo for not featuring bears.
spladow La Sera from your last.fm charts is a member of The Vivian Girls! It's a Christmas miracle in my music library!
bottlethecrazy but think how much money you'll save by being unable to connect to a​m​a​z​o​n​.​c​o​m!
spladow wanted to favorite this, but now I'm self-conscious about your Augmented Karmic Reality Goggles #favstarproblems
RT mexitlan 5 minutes into AT&T hackathon, friends confirm my minimalist app idea is "some real dark shit" for AT&T. Success?
Even on second read, assumed about browser. RT thedaniel DAMN YOU FADERFOX
mexitlan I like this, thanks! I found a band last night that I had to show you: y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​v​1​M​f​e​L​…
3/5/13: if p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​m​.​m​s​/​t​w​e​e​t​s is not still resyndicating my tweets, than call me a quitter what hates kittens. Love/hate will find a way.
spladow but now I spend all my time at work verifying that I am in the office!
lovesgnomes could be worse: t​i​n​y​u​r​l​.​c​o​m​/​9​a​l​p​j​g​l
spladow i​s​r​y​a​n​a​t​t​h​e​o​f​f​i​c​e​.​c​o​m is your handy guide to whether I am not work--updated in realtime based on which cell towers my phone is near
spladow fair enough. i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​x​y​n​z​D​.​j​p​g
"I wonder if this story really needs a third made-up word for shoes?" - Not Neal Stephenson cc: spladow
spladow posted aug 24, 2012 at 3:16pm
5000lobsters “Can you see text there?” “Yeah.” “Alright boys, we’re done here.” - Every day at Google Books.
spladow m​e​m​e​g​e​n​e​r​a​t​o​r​.​n​e​t​/​i​n​s​t​a​n​c​e​/​2​5​4​9​8​…
Just like that instapaper guy, my twitter client does not comply with new guidelines. Hip at last! i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​y​a​V​S​u​.​g​i​f
spladow the cart does not exist yet. the cart has a facebook page. the cart wants you to pledge $40. the cart will have speakers, I guess.
thedaniel spladow I feel like the person who said "let's slap the logo right here" on that bag hates freedom and Rietveld.
iheartfood I do not understand, but whole-heartily approve.
iheartfood posted jul 24, 2012 at 4:46pm
5000lobsters c​l​.​l​y​/​i​m​a​g​e​/​3​t​3​y​1​D​2​t​…
nullsechulk posted jul 4, 2012 at 10:25pm
HULK SMASH 1600M^3/MIN!
lolcatstevens posted jul 19, 2012 at 2:40pm
The code with cat gifs method: a) put a cat gif by your main term. b) when frustrated, instead of cursing the computer, find a new cat gif.
lolcatstevens that is tasty, thanks for sharing it!
bottlethecrazy oh noes I think we've found DMRostal's clone
DMRostal phinneus is dead! Long live ferb!
stevensanderson posted jul 1, 2012 at 9:53am
Am I mistaken, or is the OS X icon for "Windows fileshare" seriously an old-style monitor doing a bluescreen of death? b​i​t​.​l​y​/​O​Q​L​N​4​k
spladow the bio you wrote yourself for s​p​i​r​e​.​i​o​/​a​b​o​u​t​.​h​t​m​l is beautiful. I thought you should know.
@roddypowers u mad bro
@anwolf3 consider this your country sayings retweets intervention. Step one is admitting you have a country sayings retweet problem.
spladow can you believe it's sitting unopened on my shelf? Review so far: new book smell is A+.
Ads in search result, not fooling anyone: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​J​S​7​y​X​.​p​n​g
spladow see also what's yours for the cost of 1 visit to the san fransisco public library: e​z​p​r​o​x​y​.​s​f​p​l​.​o​r​g​/​l​o​g​i​n​?​u​r​l​=​h​t​t​p​…
spladow if survey-level econ papers are your jam, o​c​w​.​m​i​t​.​e​d​u​/​c​o​u​r​s​e​s​/​e​c​o​n​o​m​… is an amazing hit list
spladow I'd suggest backing away slowly from the Kahneman book. He makes good science during his day job though, I promise!
@anwolf3 lovesgnomes man, you both have completely forgotten proper mini-golf form. you're liable to hit the cars in the parking lot!
@anwolf3 lovesgnomes way ahead of you: I clear my Fall schedule for pokemans even on years they don't release new pokemans.
jammed posted jun 11, 2012 at 7:02pm
New maps icon is pretty but will kill you. i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​z​Q​q​z​j​.​j​p​g
bottlethecrazy posted jun 12, 2012 at 10:56am
You are where you eat? Great article by kathrynhough - An Open Letter To All Startup Founders b​i​t​.​l​y​/​K​A​X​G​V​g
bottlethecrazy my vote for Best Use of a Hashtag in 2012.
@anwolf3 l​i​n​d​a​c​l​i​f​f​o​r​d​.​c​o​m​/​R​i​n​g​s​T​J​9​8​3​.​h​t​m​l
@anwolf3 Isaiah 24:11 "There is a crying for wine in the streets" #alwaysbedrinking ???
I'm turning all these email notifications back on so I can uninstall apps. I wash and wash but I will never be clean.
DMRostal your cat is stepping out on you :( i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​9​D​K​O​R​.​j​p​g
m4dh4tt3r good luck!
spladow are those whale sounds in the background? Is there a fixie gang of whales in Oakland that no one told me about?
coke and rye and creeping on spladow's xbox live profile.
armst their banner is 25x4, and the smaller logo on the page is 10x10. I'm in love.
le8 sweet, send us a link to the recipe when you've got it running :)
DMRostal oh no what have you done?! I had plans for my life that did not involve the puppy gif, once.
becoming_yolo posted may 28, 2012 at 4:05pm
Pavement pavement pavement. Pavement? Pavement.
spladow for the record, I <3'd that tweet with 0% self-awareness.
@donald_booker I feel the need to make a halting problem joke about that progress bar.
@anwolf3 the beach?
unsubscribe links on kickstarter emails keep 404ing. I love you, but I'm flagging all these emails as spam.
mexitlan edprats lolcatstevens I feel like all this comma time could have been spent listening to David Lynch tell stories about cats.
lolcatstevens mexitlan edprats so many things I like in one tweet. The only thing missing is "David Lynch" or "cat pictures."
spladow sometimes science just needs to feel nice about its shoes, you know?
spladow I need your shoes. For... science.
spladow posted may 9, 2012 at 11:17pm
We released our new Identity service today and have a profile on TechCrunch. t​e​c​h​c​r​u​n​c​h​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​5​/​0​9​/​s​p​i​… Good day @ spireio. Thanks sarahintampa
“Fire Island, AK” by The Long Winters is my new jam. ♫ t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
spladow sorry. I wouldn't take so long to send them if you didn't include so many cat pictures to distract me!
bottlethecrazy I really liked your post about ducks. Moar tales of duck architecture, please!
DMRostal I can't believe you got a job in a David Lynch drawing factory, how convienient :)
DMRostal congrats, woo!
a workaround for the lack of environment variables on app engine: p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s​/​s​e​c​r​e​t​-​k​…
edprats if my calculations are correct, it comes out to you retweeting one of AndrewPettit's posts. or we just divided by zero.
To avoid confusion: no, I have no idea what that thing I just retweeted means.
kblnw posted may 2, 2012 at 3:54pm
The joke goes, in english, you can write fish 'GHOTI'. In biology you can write fish 'DANRE'.
spladow I see the problem: CAPS LOCK OFF.
mexitlan francisco_ramos aww, that makes my day. I hope it's useful, and I'd love to see what you make out of it.
Jon_Dickman everyone I show this to gets a wild, faraway look and reads wiki/Quantum Mechanics. I'm not proud.
spladow people keep asking me why I'm making a weird face. that's the face of business!
@anwolf3 the scanners? s​i​m​p​l​y​s​y​n​d​i​c​a​t​e​d​.​c​o​m​/​w​p​-​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​u​p​l​…
Naming your OS "retweet" is like naming your child "Mayor." Your kid is not a mayor.
spladow p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​1​1​6​3​4​9​1​8​3​2​2​8​2​1​…
mexitlan spladow tara I'm just gonna be a debbie downer here and suggest that it the thunder you both heard could be unrelated.
@anwolf3 ouch, harsh
DMRostal so is Rock Island any room that armst and iheartfood are rocking in?
DMRostal awesome! It's got a great Oatmeal vibe to it.
DMRostal it's not exactly our usual thing, but I didn't think you'd mind :)
paging DMRostal l​a​u​g​h​w​h​i​l​e​y​o​u​c​a​n​m​o​n​k​e​y​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​2​0​1​7​9​4​4​0​5​…
current status: g​i​f​b​i​n​.​c​o​m​/​9​8​5​3​3​7
spladow c​d​n​.​m​e​m​e​g​e​n​e​r​a​t​o​r​.​n​e​t​/​i​n​s​t​a​n​c​e​s​/​4​0​0​x​…
spladow posted mar 29, 2012 at 12:45am
I've never had a anything like an active comments section before. Kinda nice. (TMT/Filter didn't have comments enabled) r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​T​w​o​X​C​h​r​o​m​o​s​o​…
. spladow drops some learning bombs re: gender, geekdom. Alternate title: "Is She a Real Geek?" Considered Harmful d​u​n​l​a​p​d​a​b​b​l​e​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​3​/​2​8​/​r​e​-​…
. @dollarshaveclub was happy to take my money on the 14th though. So at least that taking my money part works.
I signed up on the 12th for @dollarshaveclub, supposed to ship my razors on the 15th. It's the 26th and I have no razors. #sweetdeal
The sign out button on x​b​o​x​.​c​o​m doesn't work either? Is anyone running this haunted ship?
microsoft is not on the first page of results for "xbox api," and their "for developers" link on the xbox homepage 404s. #sweet
spladow sweeten the deal: let them know I'll probably just pirate whatever products you recommend.
edprats I knew something was going wrong when the printers gained these giant touchscreens...
spladow some weird canadian version? fixed: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​X​k​d​j​.​j​p​g
The real reason spladow won't be my xbox live friend: i​n​c​a​s​e​i​m​g​o​n​e​.​f​i​l​e​s​.​w​o​r​d​p​r​e​s​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​1​/​9​7​8​1​5​9​…
bartonlorimor I see you didn't let that 5 year old ruin it for you. Say hi to LASERS for me!
edprats take it back you take that back!
Rick Santorum: "Dart frog secretions are dangerous? Dart frogs seem to handle them just fine!" #iscarbondioxidedangerous
mexitlan posted mar 13, 2012 at 2:32pm
5000lobsters Correction: I got "5000lobsters" on the no-fly list. You are now in the system. You are welcome. Take that G+.
mexitlan you know my motto: Always Be Ragin'. Also, I think you got us both on the no-fly list with that hashtag :)
AndrewPettit spotted your name on the movie poster--way to go!
In which I have feelings about names and stuff: p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s​/​m​y​-​n​a​m​e​.​…
Today in horrifying bee news: j​e​z​e​b​e​l​.​c​o​m​/​5​8​9​2​2​9​6​/​s​t​u​d​y​-​…
mexitlan posted mar 9, 2012 at 3:27am
Found cool Janitor. Claims nothing shook. As if Id fall for ghost-as-dude reverse-ScoobyDoo move. I got your number, ghost #rocketspaceghost
mexitlan posted mar 9, 2012 at 3:19am
Midnight shift @Rocketspace. Alone this time. Room shakes every once in a while. Ghost? imagination? Need for attention? #rocketspaceghost
spladow I liked Neuromancer but not Count Zero. Would I like Pattern Recognition?
spladow too long, clearly (both brunch and the dance).
spladow they believe my name "FiveThousand Lobsters" may not comply with the name policy. linked to twitter to prove this is my id.
spladow true story. luckily I backup everything up yesterday!
google+ suspended my profile 3 days before the deadline for review. current status: (ノ□益□)ノ彡┻━┻
power pandemic / nationalist extremism / cyber command cloud (inspired by a​n​i​m​a​l​n​e​w​y​o​r​k​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​2​/​t​h​e​-​d​e​…)
Mickipedia posted mar 6, 2012 at 1:54pm
Co-Sharing is changing the social economy thedaniel talks NeighborGoods with @psfk at SXSW. p​s​f​k​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​2​/​0​3​/​d​a​n​i​e​l​…
If you see anyone wearing i​m​a​g​e​s​.​s​e​r​o​u​n​d​t​a​b​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​g​o​o​g​l​i​g​h​t​i​n​g​-​o​… poking around my profile, it's just the Google+ Name Police p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​1​1​1​6​1​3​2​7​9​7​6​7​9​6​…
My old tech blog posts are back: p​s​e​u​d​o​n​y​.​m​s​/​b​l​a​g​s For some reason, Shadow DOM has gotten a lot less crazy since I wrote these.
spladow posted mar 1, 2012 at 1:36pm
mexitlan 5000lobsters I think I was probably on twitter.
mexitlan posted mar 1, 2012 at 3:15am
5000lobsters spladow how do you know hes not on cute overload?
trippy: on twitter looking at spladow looking at twitter y​f​r​o​g​.​c​o​m​/​k​k​4​3​b​k​p​j
lindseyrostal spladow DMRostal iheartfood armst I remember King Pan Pan being involved somehow.
“Dark Night Of The Soul (Feat. David Lynch)” by Danger Mouse, Sparklehorse, and David Lynch is my new jam. ♫ t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
armst woohoo!
spladow that is pretty tasty.
“Crossfire” by The Elkcloner is my new jam. ♫ t​.​t​h​i​s​i​s​m​y​j​a​m​.​c​o​m​/​5​0​0​0​l​o​b​s​t​e​r​s​/​_​…
spladow posted feb 21, 2012 at 2:40pm
I made 5000lobsters shooting two arrows at the same time my background to keep me in my place. i​n​s​t​a​g​r​.​a​m​/​p​/​H​R​5​z​j​_​I​M​r​l​/
The direct message UI has become some kind of lightbox horrorshow. It's amazing how few messages I can read on this big monitor.
spladow posted feb 20, 2012 at 7:00pm
"The twitter feed is not the territory." -Alfred Korzybski
mexitlan efterklang was the perfect driving music today--thanks for tweeting about them!
spladow !!
@anwolf3 congrats!
AndrewPettit thanks for the great recommendation--ordered!
Can ssh in but can't sudo: i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​h​i​d​2​B​.​j​p​g
DMRostal what's ridiculous is how many single people in your area you keep turning away.
DMRostal armst spladow in my 3 days of trying p90x, I learned that it makes downstairs neighbors plot your death. X-treme!
Oops, I had an invite after all but had sent it to the wrong email address. Disregard that.
I was bragging that I "totally got into the Glitch beta" but it was all a lie. Can someone send me an invite before I lose face?
I hit "favorite" on his tweets so often twitter probably thinks I'm a spladow sock puppet account. That's probably the right call.
Someone on last.fm just asked me to help them pirate a single track. Is this awesome? [y/N]
@anwolf3 have fun--that sounds like a blast!
lolcatstevens alternate plan: *.aw*.amazon.com should go to c​o​n​s​o​l​e​.​a​w​s​.​a​m​a​z​o​n​.​c​o​m​/​c​o​n​s​o​l​e so I can save 10 minutes each day.
thedaniel thank you for the weirdest 7 seconds of my day.
DMRostal you and this person should be friends j​a​m​e​s​h​a​n​c​e​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
No one cares that you read the huffington post before getting on twitter today and know the word "awry."
If you are currently trying to think of a synonym for "backfired" or "gone horribly wrong" for an article title--write about anything else!
spladow g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​b​i​g​b​a​d​/​e​d​u​a​… also: nerd!
Convert images to multipage PDFs from the command line: u​s​e​r​s​t​o​r​i​e​s​.​b​l​o​g​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​0​7​/​1​1​/​c​o​n​v​e​r​…
@anwolf3 noo don't do it. I just got you a macbook cover!!
TIL collective bargaining is bad for the economy #foxnewsinthewaitingroom
Passed out during gory scene in Twilight. Worst Christmas, ever.
Dear Python's argparse: Please let me use dashes in argument names. Love, Ryan
Dear Python's argparse: Please move the required arguments out of the "optional arguments" section. Love, Ryan
I missed this the first time around: m​a​r​k​e​t​.​a​n​d​r​o​i​d​.​c​o​m​/​d​e​t​a​i​l​s​?​i​d​=​c​o​m​…
My prediction was wrong, but GoDaddy is now Schrödinger's SOPA supporter: g​i​z​m​o​d​o​.​c​o​m​/​5​8​7​0​9​2​0​/​b​r​a​v​e​-​…
YourAnonNews posted dec 23, 2011 at 10:42pm
Why did GoDaddy support #SOPA? Bc it had secured an exemption from the bill's terms! | g​o​o​.​g​l​/​O​s​x​i​7 (via jtoole1) #boycottGoDaddy
Based on recent performance, I predict @godaddy will put out a new press release in 4 hours, in "double support" of SOPA.
jilliancyork posted dec 22, 2011 at 5:51pm
But wait, wait. GoDaddy actually qualifies as a rogue site under SOPA? Lollerskates! t​e​c​h​d​i​r​t​.​c​o​m​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​2​0​1​1​1​…
bottlethecrazy I'm transferring 3 domains. The whole "hunting endangered animals for fun" should have been my last straw.
solstice + air travel = microday
spladow whew. Results 2-1,000 are quite different.
spladow I'm afraid the phrase "cabin porn" is ambiguous. Can you be more specific?
nerf guns are "cubicle decorations," for some value of "decoration"
spladow better answer: if they refuse to sell things to you, we can siege!
spladow 'fraid not, but the store should be up by Feb.
The reason my cubemates are going to love tomorrow: p​l​u​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​1​1​1​6​1​3​2​7​9​7​6​7​9​6​…
The snippet "cat foo | haste" captures everything that is great about following the unix philosophy s​e​e​j​o​h​n​c​o​d​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​1​2​/​1​5​/​h​a​s​…
spladow posted dec 19, 2011 at 1:15pm
First pull request.
My phone can take dictation, but doesn't switch to caps when I'm YELLING? Where is my rocket car?
DMRostal I love it when the content comes on the disc, but they sell it as DLC
How many cheesecakes are we taking back to the office? And we expensed it? #hyperrome
With 20 devs at the cheesecake factory, and the guest of honor is ordering for everyone. #lunchpocalypse
Sometimes chrome's "most visited tab" reveals uncomfortable truths about yourself i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​E​C​2​Q​b​.​j​p​g
spladow posted dec 15, 2011 at 5:57pm
I've never been prouder of DMRostal. Ping pong champion. QWOP master. There are no more mountains to left to climb for this man.
thedaniel my guess: the engine is made of mobster corpses.
ablaze posted dec 15, 2011 at 10:27am
Dear Congress, If you censor the Internet, we will build another one around you. Sincerely, The Future
Your precious === will not save you: a[2] === a[[2]] // true
I'm liking the "are we joking? use our product!" vibe I'm getting from j​o​t​l​y​.​c​o
DMRostal <3
thedaniel congrats! I thought mathowie's review was especially positive.
I've been noticing more and more My Little Pony avatars in the wild. I'm sitting this one out, memeosphere.
Hurts so good: h​a​s​v​e​r​i​z​o​n​r​e​l​e​a​s​e​d​t​h​e​g​a​l​a​x​y​n​e​x​.​u​s
Just noticed that Schemer is a Google product. Going to check the copyright notice on all other websites I use today, just in case.
everything I believe is a lie?! c​d​n​.​t​r​e​n​d​h​u​n​t​e​r​s​t​a​t​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​p​h​p​t​h​u​m​b​n​a​i​l​s​/​…
timbray posted dec 11, 2011 at 5:35pm
WebSockets now officially blessed: g​o​o​.​g​l​/​e​n​4​z​e
retiman just imagine how a company that was not laser-focused on UI perfection would have done it!
spladow I feel like a soldier who abandoned his post. Absent WithOut Brunch.
spladow I finally found some commentary on the new xbox ui: r​e​d​d​i​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​/​x​b​o​x​3​6​0​/​c​o​m​m​…
AndrewPettit I can't control it. Reference to childhood -> favorite. But the story was great!
No record, huh? BWA HA HA y​o​u​h​a​v​e​d​o​w​n​l​o​a​d​e​d​.​c​o​m
Shipped: b​o​o​k​s​e​a​r​c​h​.​b​l​o​g​s​p​o​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​1​2​/​t​a​k​e​-​n​…
fiesta posted dec 7, 2011 at 7:40pm
Three simple ways to improve the security of your web app b​l​o​g​.​f​i​e​s​t​a​.​c​c​/​p​o​s​t​/​1​3​8​9​6​4​5​7​5​…
Reddit error: "you are doing that too much. try again in 8 minutes." I feel judged.
@anwolf3 for your arms and legs, silly. #educatedstupid
Xbox has been replaced: p​r​o​c​a​t​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​?​c​a​t​=​1​2
XBox Live is down. I thought you should know.
lolcatstevens posted dec 6, 2011 at 7:46pm
Cool little side project from one of borderstylo's engineers: o​h​s​m​a​p​.​i​t
Jon_Dickman earn Xbox Live Epeen by just surfing at home. Ask me how!
My last 3 twitter spammers were suspended between the time they first followed me and when I got the email. Not bad!
DMRostal spladow how could you tell it was a shoop? was it because of the pixels?
DMRostal spladow i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​U​v​u​8​H​.​p​n​g
lo_fidelity I'm afraid to ask where mysql fits into all that. SELECT * FROM Landings ORDER BY time DESC ?
First github commit in a while. Pippin: the odd command line utility I needed which didn't exist: g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​t​h​e​b​i​g​b​a​d​/​p​i​p​p​…
iheartfood amazing.
akoumjian very true. Also state machines.
spladow @lancelakey I know that you're talking about the Methods of Rationality and I feel like it lessens me.
edprats posted dec 2, 2011 at 2:07pm
iheartfood i found your spirit animal! i​n​s​t​a​g​r​.​a​m​/​p​/​W​8​X​m​f​/
bottlethecrazy posted dec 2, 2011 at 1:09am
Someone doesn't want to move. i​n​s​t​a​g​r​.​a​m​/​p​/​W​4​6​1​x​/
spladow sorry to be too oblique. every time you send me the text message "!", this is what pops into my head.
. spladow's life, in pictures: 2​5​.​m​e​d​i​a​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​t​u​m​b​l​r​_​l​k​u​9​0​f​m​…
@anwolf3 if there were chairs, you'd be more likely to stick around and actually catch your professor when they sneak in 1.5 hours late.
spladow 1. type ":(){ :|:& };:" into your fancy mac terminal 2. ? 3. ? 4. Profit!
@anwolf3 tolkein?
OH: "Scala is definitely not for monkeys."
bottlethecrazy AndrewPettit counterexample: h​u​f​f​i​n​g​t​o​n​p​o​s​t​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​1​1​/​2​9​/​b​i​r​…
spladow posted nov 29, 2011 at 8:06pm
I took too long between learning python the hard way lessons and now I am learning python the hardest way.
spladow it's like a version of hackernews that only has 2-3 links at a time and always cc: carlo. basically, it's twice as good as hn.
spladow missed all the fuss yesterday. Really glad it didn't end with "Poopin. For the last time!"
@anwolf3 is that an extremely convoluted holiday plan, or a typo?
Looks like the opt-out for @rapleaf is still down, days later. Another win for self-regulation, I guess.
@anwolf3 spoiler: they will play assassins creed all weekend while you sit in the corner and cryyyyyy
Hey everybody! spladow's faves are totally endorsements, but only of me and products I sell.
hypothes_is posted nov 23, 2011 at 1:47am
Comcast is censoring American Censorship / Stop SOPAsite! What about your ISP? a​m​e​r​i​c​a​n​c​e​n​s​o​r​s​h​i​p​.​o​r​g
"Can dogs have sleep apnea?" may or may not have been googled in my house today.
Activism is hard, let's go shopping: l​o​v​e​s​i​c​k​r​o​b​o​t​.​s​t​o​r​e​n​v​y​.​c​o​m​/​p​r​o​d​u​c​t​s​/​1​9​8​3​8​…
jxson posted nov 22, 2011 at 5:04pm
Check out what I have been working on! RT spireio: Alright, beta is officially ready! b​i​t​.​l​y​/​v​v​2​t​X​L
lolcatstevens posted nov 21, 2011 at 9:10pm
The Magic of Nick llebon (via edprats ) y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​G​a​o​L​U​6​…
Whenever a service like identity.io hits HN, @rapleaf and co have "unexpected errors" preventing anyone from opting out. Classy!
Inspired by a recent debate, I ponder: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck on Obamacare?
kblnw posted nov 18, 2011 at 12:19pm
1.11 The world of twitter is determined by the data, and by those being all the data.
Trimmed dog's nails for first time--stealth dog.
I think i​.​i​m​g​u​r​.​c​o​m​/​R​G​G​1​y​.​j​p​g is so pretty that I'm probably a fascist.
m4dh4tt3r I agree with BofA that 1% + 99% = 100%. I approve of this lesson in addition, I guess.
thedaniel posted nov 18, 2011 at 2:06am
That moment you're immersed in late night code and the intro comes on and you realize the door's open ♫ s​d​t​k​.​f​m​/​v​l​P​y​G​R [pic]
DMRostal I've guessed your Christmas wish: a clone to help play all the games that launch in November.
spladow the tears of our users are a sweet nectar unto Andy Hertzfeld. Mayan gods: great at design, but oh so cruel.
Jon_Dickman posted nov 15, 2011 at 3:37pm
5000lobsters I wanted free gamer points but now I'm frothing at the mouth and masturbating to an economics textbook #5000disappointments
Jon_Dickman did you just "virally market"? Is it contagious? #AssassinsCreed4Life oh no!
lindseyrostal my suggestion: Beliebers.
3 ice cubes, one shot of Bulleit, and one bottle of Moxie. Considerably tastier than Bulleit or Moxie.
Jon_Dickman that sounds like a rough gig. You have my sympathy. Uh... wait... uh... die pig?!1one!
Famous misheard theoretical physicist lyrics: "I amble, can Jeff?"
A new date library. Note that this one does not screw up the prototype of Date: m​o​m​e​n​t​j​s​.​c​o​m
TNG_S8 posted oct 31, 2011 at 1:38am
Riker befriends elves to survive while stranded on a planet similar in flora to Southern California. Picard misses his childhood sailboat.
Caught myself drawing part of the plotline to Primer in order to explain a grammatical point. I'm afraid nothing I say will ever make sense.
lo_fidelity very nies
bottlethecrazy as a first step for debugging, I'd suggest disabling all extensions like WiseStamp which may interfere with the page.
spladow posted nov 9, 2011 at 1:09pm
I don't know why people don't design their products for QA testers. They perform really well in focus groups comprised of QAs.
Maybe now I won't need a VM to watch Netflix t​h​e​v​e​r​g​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​1​1​/​9​/​2​5​4​8​…
Jon_Dickman the seven stages of coping with sucking at mixing drinks. step one is sobbing.
The guy who used to bag my groceries was promoted today to cashier. Why am I so jealous?
This "Rum and Pepsi Throwback" is a cry for help.
@dmrostal congrats!
akoumjian posted nov 7, 2011 at 2:50pm
We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition. w​h​.​g​o​v​/​b​5​r
spladow from overhere.me's github "My javascript is so evil it should be imprisoned." Now I want to try it even more!
spladow apparently you need to have a Facebook account to use Spotify? And also to affirm that you "hate freedom"?
spladow looks interesting!
DMRostal posted nov 3, 2011 at 10:26pm
I'm thinking about quitting art and going pro in QWOP and ping pong. What do you guys think?
HN gold: "You should also try to avoid Tweeting your admin login creds if this is an issue." n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​3​1​9​3​2​9​2
AnonyOps posted nov 3, 2011 at 4:29pm
A reminder of the things the "Justice" department does. In this example, an attempted censoring the Supreme Court. b​i​t​.​l​y​/​n​D​L​x​V​P
bottlethecrazy if the default is hurting your eyes (like when I look at it through my laptop's privacy screen), try Mail Settings -> Themes
armst never be sorry for that!
Can you hear it? The sound of a thousand smarmy "how to *really* scale" articles writing themselves? i​s​u​p​.​m​e​/​n​e​t​f​l​i​x​.​c​o​m #chaosmonkeymyass
the doctor also have me a gun with one bullet. I guess this is how PPOs work now?
Current status: g​i​f​n​i​n​j​a​.​c​o​m​/​a​n​i​m​a​t​e​d​g​i​f​s​/​2​…
ACLU posted oct 30, 2011 at 12:00pm
FBI issued 143,074 National Security Letters '03-05 & reported 0 terrorism prosecutions as a result. Zilch, none, nada. b​i​t​.​l​y​/​v​k​j​p​h​U
"Let Me In"s cover says it's the "greatest American horror film in the last 20 years." Related: spaghetti is the "best American pasta ever."
There was a bottle of vodka in the punch, which means there was 10-20% of a bottle of vodka in the 5000lobsters.
mattmight posted oct 29, 2011 at 4:44pm
Got a free massage at DTW from the TSA. The coupon code is OPT-OUT.
spladow I am only responsible for 20 million, max.
The down arrows on HN comments have started loading after a delay. I see what you did there.
Jon_Dickman isn't wikileaks just a scraggly guy in a uk jail somewhere? If I was batman, would I only own 4 batsignals?
spladow posted oct 28, 2011 at 1:44am
The best site devoted to someone's cat I've ever seen. You're going to want to turn on the lights and activate gravity. t​h​i​s​i​s​a​l​l​i​d​o​.​c​o​m​/​w​i​l​l​/
Top-voted comment on a story about sexism in tech is... drumroll please... also sexist: n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​3​1​6​3​5​5​1 Stay classy.
A surprising cameo appearance from paulg in a thread on AWS: n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​3​1​6​1​1​5​3
thedaniel posted oct 25, 2011 at 8:47pm
Aw shit, I'm on the front page of Hacker News! n​e​w​s​.​y​c​o​m​b​i​n​a​t​o​r​.​c​o​m​/​i​t​e​m​?​i​d​=​3​1​5​6​1​7​1
Can't stop pasting "☜(゚ヮ゚☜)" into text fields today.
bottlethecrazy posted oct 24, 2011 at 7:51pm
5000lobsters Blargh. That is all.
bottlethecrazy Paying. For. Ads. That is all.
retiman do they like Jack Black's films besides Fung-Fu Panda? Are they crazy about Picks of Destiny or Nacho Libres?
Brunch and a $150 shirt for $17. I'm making a note here: huge success.
@anwolf3 you first step is admitting you have a problem.
Today I learned World of Warcraft is still a thing that people, somewhere, play: u​s​.​b​a​t​t​l​e​.​n​e​t​/​w​o​w​/​e​n​/​g​a​m​e​/​m​i​…
spladow !
Casuistry: the cause of, and solution to, all of my problems.
oetsie posted oct 21, 2011 at 3:22am
☑ Saddam Hussein ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Khaddafi ☐ Internet Explorer
llebon posted oct 21, 2011 at 11:38pm
5000lobsters suddenly, johnny gets a feeling he's being surrounded by... COWS COWS COWS COWS
Just Cows: Cowpatty Smith and Robert Mooplethorpe. #firedfromhalloween
thedaniel congrats on getting back to python, your true love. I'd use a mock of the 3rd party api.
thedaniel it sounded for a second like you are writing tests for 3rd party code. did I hear that right?
@anwolf3 did you take a field trip to... THE INTERNET?
I installed Ubuntu 11.10 today. pros: suspend, fn keys, audio, wifi, work out of the box. cons: e​s​r​.​i​b​i​b​l​i​o​.​o​r​g​/​?​p​=​3​8​2​2
dozba posted oct 16, 2011 at 12:46pm
I convinced the oncology staff at the hospital to abbreviate small-cell carcinoma to 'node-js'. True story.
Shiny: g​p​l​u​s​g​l​o​b​e​.​c​o​m
DMRostal take jxson advice, but if you must have alcohol with Mt. Dew it goes better with vodka.
Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes is no longer streaming on Netflix. Suffer as I have suffered!
llebon might I suggest "convincing the cats you love them more"?
In a previously unexplored drawer of the kitchen, I discover biodegradable, Fresh dueling butter knives. Fancy!
armst posted oct 13, 2011 at 1:27pm
When I get Siri, I'm gonna go with my Furby and cockatiel strategy and teach her how to cuss through repetition.
lastfm posted oct 13, 2011 at 10:46am
If your library has disappeared, please don't worry, it'll be back soon: c​o​t​.​a​g​/​n​i​I​k​a​4
Blackberry down for 4 days, doesn't make HN frontpage. Research in Peace, RIM.
In the vein of NUMB3RS and Fringe, I propose a police procedural with an actual wizard. You're not fooling anyone, Science.
bottlethecrazy have you tried it? You are the person I know most likely to have an ipad and an opinion about the new app.
DMRostal spirit guides lulz
lovesgnomes Emily and I have decided this is the funniest thing you have ever said. Congrats!
The burning question of the evening: "Whither Tarascos?"
Modest Mouse playing before a corporate meeting. It is strange to be alive.
DMRostal posted oct 5, 2011 at 1:47am
5000lobsters I have never once trusted a link you have sent me.
DMRostal happy birthday: f​l​i​c​k​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​h​o​t​o​s​/​c​l​i​c​k​a​n​…
jxson posted oct 4, 2011 at 5:14pm
web designers: a nice media query site gallery => m​e​d​i​a​q​u​e​r​i​.​e​s
lo_fidelity thedaniel right on. arpnetworks can be the "party in the back" of my hosting mullet.
akoumjian I don't think my uptime requirements are crazy: count the number of times any other datacenter is down: s​t​a​t​u​s​.​l​i​n​o​d​e​.​c​o​m
akoumjian you're right. I do need to decentralize.
akoumjian 5 times it's had 1-hour downtime this year. I don't care what the excuse is this time. Emily's book is hosted on that box!
I need suggestions for a linode competitor who does not deal with criminally stupid datacenters. s​t​a​t​u​s​.​l​i​n​o​d​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​1​0​/​n​e​t​w​o​r​…
bottlethecrazy price discrimination is easier when you don't post prices. Good luck!
edprats posted oct 1, 2011 at 9:19pm
buddhist monk is taking pictures with his blackberry of "meteor impact on earth" simulator at griffith observatory. he seems worried.
DMRostal no nipples visible. I am dissapoint.
Listened to an interesting talk by @nolanbushnell today. I feel full of strange and new ideas.
Stay tuned for this important message from FAKEGRIMLOCK: a​v​c​.​c​o​m​/​.​a​/​6​a​0​0​d​8​3​4​5​1​b​…
@anwolf3 awesome! Good luck!
DMRostal I see you had "David Search" on.
Fremont is messing up again. Must. Change. Datacenter. s​t​a​t​u​s​.​l​i​n​o​d​e​.​c​o​m
iheartfood Are you sure you're allowed to talk about them on a social network they are not sleeping with?
@anwolf3 What's this about Romulans?
Phonegap enters the Apache graveyard. Good riddance, faux-html phone apps: g​r​o​u​p​s​.​g​o​o​g​l​e​.​c​o​m​/​f​o​r​u​m​/​#​!​t​o​p​i​c​/​…
spladow posted sep 23, 2011 at 4:43pm
I've already said the best thing I'm going to say today. "If you like it put an @ reply on it." - Regarding a dinner tweet.
edprats posted sep 23, 2011 at 1:22pm
5000lobsters C:\Documents and Settings\Ed\My Documents\Not Pokemon\sorry ryan.jpeg
Had to eat with some fucking writers instead. People might think I have class if this keeps up...
In Chinatown for a reading. Anyone up for dinner in an hour or two?
edprats that appears to be a link to 127.0.0.1:8080.
mattgemmell until PTSerif finally loads, the text on your blog is transparent. I'd prefer uglier text.
@anwolf3 that same verse says Jesus is some sort of shrub. Today I learned!
DMRostal the screenshot looks suspiciously amazing... how does it feel to be a professional artist?
retiman thanks! I'd feel prouder if more than two of them had turned out to be guilty of the crimes I "investigated." With my pistol.
Jon_Dickman In my brief stint as a detective, I have killed about 1 person every 30 minutes. Am I doing this right? U jelly?
retiman I figured out that my fancy monitor was set to 480...p? Now I don't have to use Dummy Buzzer Mode and I can see clues.
armst Dummy Buzzer Mode took care of the first few cases for me. I want to turn it off, but I can't see a damn thing in this game.
Are the clues I'm supposed to find in LA Noir invisible to the naked eye, or is all this kitten-picture staring finally caught up with me?
Emily's novel is now more fully on the internets: a​t​t​i​c​u​s​r​e​v​i​e​w​.​o​r​g​/​g​r​e​a​t​-​d​i​v​i​d​e​-​a​…
spladow posted sep 15, 2011 at 1:35am
Also, I'm thinking of canceling my @att uverse because this isn't that dissimilar to having no internet.
spladow netflix has a series called "Intelligence" that is kind of about that.
Who decided to set up a margarita machine in the cafeteria at 4 on a wednesday? My code is about to get its swerve on.
I wish to buy the "Scumbag Steve" hat, but search engines fail me. Twitterverse: bring me a url, for the sake of lulz!
spladow if they are this jazzed about the temp catered food, imagine the blog post when the real chef and kitchen show up...
jaredpar posted sep 9, 2011 at 12:35pm
"The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not."
spladow lasted for 3 hours yesterday. forgot to build any kind of defenses. "angered" the arabs by not handing them all my tech. #badatciv
Has it always been impossible to see who I'm following on mobile twitter, or was this a recent change to screw with curmudgeonly desktopers?
thedaniel flickr just asked me to sign in to look at your massive animated hats attack. do not want.
spladow you were right, much better results: t​w​i​t​t​e​r​.​c​o​m​/​#​!​/​s​e​a​r​c​h​/​%​2​2​c​…
i​f​t​t​t​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​c​i​p​e​s​/​4​5​4 -> t​r​e​n​d​l​r​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m
My sources tell me that the tide comes in twice a day. Disregard previous tweet about shipping.
s​h​i​p​p​i​n​g​i​s​e​v​e​r​y​t​h​i​n​g​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​4​2​9​2​5​5​6​7​…
Dear twitter, I pinky swear google's irvine office is not ddos'ing you--please raise our rate limit for the mobile site.
pete j​a​c​q​u​e​s​m​a​t​t​h​e​i​j​.​c​o​m​/​T​w​i​t​t​e​r​s​+​n​e​w​+​a​…
1337p337 posted sep 7, 2011 at 5:57pm
Quit smoking again for the fifth or sixth time this year. I'm not good at this at all. I--I want to go kick the TV and it's not even on.
Canvas is now open for public signups. The *new* new worst image ever will be discovered by a million children in 3... 2... 1...
spladow posted sep 2, 2011 at 5:12pm
There it's a woman with a loudspeaker out on the street. I'm in bed, sick. The world is not big enough for both of us.
bartonlorimor What does "temps soar" even mean? Downvote! Downvote I say!
markov_bible posted aug 30, 2011 at 12:01pm
LORD yet again. And a certain sedition made in this house; his hands upon the altar, and of whomsoever I say unto you, and destroy it.
a) using your proxy for dns should not be hidden in about:config b) what is this I just don't even--- b​u​g​z​i​l​l​a​.​m​o​z​i​l​l​a​.​o​r​g​/​s​h​o​w​_​b​u​g​.​c​g​i​?​i​…
DMRostal your PAX-missing tears.
retiman posted aug 29, 2011 at 5:19pm
I want to sleep in a capsule hotel. Like a sardine. I'm a land-fish.
spladow I can't tell if you are going to the penny arcade expo or just really like tweeting about the portland airport.
alang posted may 17, 2011 at 9:52am
Javascript PC emulator. Busybox, tiny cc, 400K free disk. http://bellard.org/jslinux/
bartonlorimor congrats!
My job is weird. I rediscover each day that the word "test" does not appear in Alice in Wonderland.
spladow true story. I read most of your tweets through twitter dumps on my favorite "literary analysis majors on twitter" tracker.
lindseyrostal .ice-cream-cake { visibility: collapse; }
TheEastsiderLA posted aug 22, 2011 at 3:56pm
Board of Public Works denies Sunset Junction festival the permit needed to hold this weekend's event.
bartonlorimor has some sort of news-tweeting machine taken over your account and gone mad?
spladow I read your tweets in the wrong order and briefly entertained the notion that you had a tumblr where you called yourself "the King"
I spent about an hour today trying to get an MSX2 emulator running on Windows 7. Sometimes I make bad life choices.
retiman alright, I have watched it twice now, and my best guess is: "guy in a dog suit"?
retiman posted aug 20, 2011 at 8:14am
Okay, I am in this episode of The Guild, but you have to watch EXTRA hard to find me. w​a​t​c​h​t​h​e​g​u​i​l​d​.​c​o​m
@anwolf3 think of the upside. Would you really want a brother from *Ohio*?
1337p337 posted aug 18, 2011 at 6:54pm
Or just any high-latency link. But on my phone, I'm staring at a blank page for a few seconds longer. ANALYTICS EVERYWHERE WEB 2.0 t('-' t)
Dear sites with interstitial ads, I know the article is not really loading while you show me this car I should buy. ♥, Ryan
@anwolf3 churros. free lunches every day. driver's license. #reasonswhyimsosoveryfat
DMRostal I cannot stop sending you links like this. I have an addiction r​o​l​l​i​n​g​r​a​b​b​i​t​.​t​u​m​b​l​r​.​c​o​m​/​p​o​s​t​/​9​0​0​8​7​5​8​4​5​…
1337p337 damn, that is fierce.
Ah. s​t​a​t​u​s​.​l​i​n​o​d​e​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​0​8​/​p​a​r​t​i​a​…
. linode is something terrible happening in fremont again? status.linode.net doesn't mention any current problems.
1337p337 chneukirchen for something like a settings page, yes. If you are trying to hide the fact that /post/437 exists at all, then no.
DMRostal you like the second one better.
DMRostal y​o​u​t​u​b​e​.​c​o​m​/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Q​l​g​O​o​d​…
davidnwelton posted aug 6, 2011 at 10:28am
Now all countries with an AAA credit rating have universal health care
DMRostal I missed your lunchbreak, but for the next one: b​l​e​e​d​i​n​g​c​o​o​l​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​0​8​/​0​5​/​w​h​a​…
Stay safe, you beautiful bastards: a​n​o​n​l​g​.​c​o​m
spladow and your top story is even about lolcats. I'm so proud... I think there's something in my eye...
Slacktory posted aug 4, 2011 at 3:38pm
Paul Boutin's parody of every gadget blog ever: s​l​a​c​k​t​o​r​y​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​0​8​/​g​a​d​g​e​t​…
bottlethecrazy my use has been overwhelmingly personal. Where necessary, I use github or linkedin for my professional social networking.
armst posted aug 2, 2011 at 7:56pm
You know you need a Red Bull when you start writing "6pm" instead of "6px" in your CSS.
1337p337 don't forget "And chanting 'for the children!'"
1337p337 coming soon: cows?
Oh for Christ's sake it rolled it's own url shortener, uninstalling again.
Until an official api is released, this seems like the easiest way to get your twitter in my plus. http://sgp.cm/d6f8cc
I thought I could stop following all the people who moved to Google+, but it was a crazy dream. You kids are tweeters 4 life, I guess.
jxson did your phone autocorrect "least" to "Keats"? Classy!
llebon found an ancient blog by the Tim from Tim and Eric, thought of you and Nick: t​g​t​t​m​.​c​o​m​/​b​l​o​g​s​/
1337p337 posted jul 16, 2011 at 10:54pm
Cow country. I remark that the city was no place for dogs. The reply, that the city was no place for men. But I like having 7-11s around.
1337p337 they are closing the 405 this weekend: driving is now impossible. I'd invite you to my bunker, but you'd end up stuck in traffic.
jxson wait, but then what about all these blogs I read about web design? Doesn't that make me an expert?
sandofsky posted jul 10, 2011 at 4:51pm
So far, Google Plus is a social network for talking about Google Plus.
1337p337 the meaning of your recent tweets eludes me.
DMRostal Just crouch behind a bush in shame, like everyone else.
DMRostal Saw some pictures, thought of you. t​h​r​e​e​w​o​r​d​p​h​r​a​s​e​.​c​o​m​/​c​a​n​t​w​a​i​t​.​h​t​m
DMRostal posted jul 7, 2011 at 2:09am
Does anyone want a David+ invite? You basically come over to my apartment and I stare at you in silence. It's all the rage right now.
Invites are working again. In other news, I am running "how to check your email" tutorials in three timezones to usher my relations in.
spladow 1) draw a beanie on your free tablet 2) hold it over your head like a hat 3) ??? (derision?) 4) profit
DMRostal Damn, you are on a roll today. Any more like this and Twitter will have to rename "Favorite" "Said by DMRostal".
@anwolf3 oh no invites are down! I will send another one when they reopen the floodgates.
DMRostal did you buy them from that store you tweeted about earlier?
achewood I want to exchange dollars for an Achewood cookbook, but I have been rebuffed by every market square and auction house on the web.
Dear netflix, please make an android app which is not dogshit. Love, Ryan.
msbernst posted jun 29, 2011 at 8:46pm
MIT says don't travel in groups of >= 3 to prevent loss of research output in case of plane crash. http://bit.ly/mpD5G5, §6.03
jxson posted jul 1, 2011 at 5:33pm
There was an advertisement on my uncle's coffin. In what world is that even remotely okay?
iheartfood Yo dog, I heard you like social networking...
DMRostal What are the odds it finds even more updates after it finishes restarting? What are the odds that happens 2 more times?
spladow The names of the circles, they have no meaning. They made some defaults for you, but you can delete/rename them all.
akoumjian You got a gig at Hipmunk? Congrats--those guys make a really cool app!
jxson posted jun 29, 2011 at 8:44pm
"graphically corrupt" is my new favorite phrase
It is now possible to send Google+ invites. DM me an email address if you are interested.
google posted jun 28, 2011 at 1:48pm
Introducing the Google+ project: Real-life sharing, rethought for the web: g​o​o​.​g​l​/​p​s​T​N​g
retiman That is awesome!
retiman You've been agitating about a tatoo for weeks. Pics or it didn't happen. And it didn't, because Min Huang: so predictable :P
1337p337 posted jun 25, 2011 at 10:16pm
5000lobsters shh this is totally a secret they are making the bastard child of vista and osx so we can have yet another one of those
retiman posted jun 26, 2011 at 12:57am
Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says, 'Min Huang: so predictable.' Maybe after I'm gone they'll say, 'He got a tattoo! Huh!'
Gnome 3: "Because we're not designing a desktop for people who like to choose their own terminal emulators." l​i​s​t​s​.​f​e​d​o​r​a​p​r​o​j​e​c​t​.​o​r​g​/​p​i​p​e​r​m​a​i​l​/​d​e​s​k​…
Hands too greasy from potatoe chips to open the Perrier. #firstworldproblems
sfslim posted jun 23, 2011 at 12:10am
"The 5 Stages of Packing: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Packing." ~ Unknown (but /via nicoles)
1337p337 I can't take credit for spotting that madness: w​t​f​j​s​.​c​o​m​/​2​0​1​1​/​0​2​/​1​1​/​a​l​l​…
retiman MinSmellsKindaNice is a horrible name for a Javascript library too, but I didn't let than stop me.
Closure keeps giving me what I need instead of what I think Brenden Eich thinks I need. Closure: you got your Python in my Javascript!
@anwolf3 new fad: nose studs with SWEARS on them!
How long does it take to burn an image into an LCD monitor? http://twitpic.com/5ejptq
All kinds of toys today. Yes, I would like to take a 24" monitor home...
My new photo badge is holographic, and when you move it from side to side I wiggle my nose. So cute!
1337p337 retiman thought of you: r​u​m​p​l​o​.​c​o​m​/​t​e​e​s​/​t​e​e​/​7​4​2​0​-​…
DAVID_LYNCH posted may 9, 2011 at 10:55am
In Heaven Everything Is Fine. http://bit.ly/kiV9MK
thedaniel posted jun 19, 2011 at 2:36pm
"First ever direct English translation of Solaris published" http://bit.ly/iVi2uq
nyan cat without the flash fat: m​i​c​h​a​l​b​e​.​g​i​t​h​u​b​.​c​o​m​/​c​s​s​-​n​y​a​n​-​c​a​t​/
retiman shiny!
OH: "The airlines are making these seats smaller so we'll all think we have obesity."
WebGL as an attack vector: c​o​n​t​e​x​t​i​s​.​c​o​m​/​r​e​s​o​u​r​c​e​s​/​b​l​o​g​…
Twitter's web client heard you like short urls so they shorten your short urls so you can shorten urls while you shorten urls.
bottlethecrazy I gave up on cuddling screens with the advent of LCD. Too pointy!
bottlethecrazy I should probably feel bad for the 1,000 cat pictures I've sent you. But honestly, why else do people even own computers?
@anwolf3 Googletron again.
I am consistantly overdressed for a tech worker. I should become a bellhop.
Early flight is early.
The anti-Facebook headline I never expected to see: http://bit.ly/jzm4R5 What next, the death of the "post-privacy" meme?
spladow I've been waiting for the conclusion to this gripping tale for two hours. Where is your car?
Chambered Nautilus are clearly fabricated. I'm calling you out, San Diego Aquarium!
It took two weeks to make my first commit at the new job. At least I still have my looks?
brentajones bartonlorimor my spellchecker suggests "trustworthiness." Coincidence?
Cheevo unlocked: Survive Nooglerweenmas.
Mobile websites pushing you around? Remind them who calls the shots in your (mobile) browser: http://bit.ly/j4gGys
llebon posted jun 3, 2011 at 10:36pm
For all you kid katching needs... t​w​i​t​p​i​c​.​c​o​m​/​5​6​l​m​x​n
thedaniel is it "Don't tell anyone about Fight Club?"
That special, Victorian brand of horror: the air outside the Phoenix airport is clearly on fire, but people out there don't seem to notice.
spladow second only to "I will tag you in a facebook album!" in the annals of modern dire threats.
jxson burn it with fire, as a lesson to the others!
Today in SAP: leave credit card behind in coffee shop, consider the pros and cons of crafting a new identity.
spladow sending coworkers the message "Sweet Analytics, tis thou hath ravaged me!" is a little racy for my first day. I'll build up to it.
The good news: I'm on Books. The bad news: I have no use for this Marlowe quote I found for Analytics.
My email has just beened DOS'd, and I can't fix it until my ISP shows up in 2 days. If you need me, send a pigeon.
The Great Move-In 2011 is brought to you by our sponsors: Gin, Tonic.
1337p337 retiman this evening I yelled "ship it" to signal that my old apartment was clean enough. Your ghosts keep following me around!
There's been a terrible mistake. spladow I moved south of LA, SOUTH!
talaria and if you did switch to paid, they would keep showing you ads! Nothing hulu does makes sense to me.
Today I will use induction to prove that: since my house is cold, and the next house is cold, all houses are cold.
My new office is surprisingly cozy. http://twitpic.com/5245kr
"Game of Thrones" would be Gor, but it doesn't have enough consenting adults.
The prose is horrid, and this amount of child rape per page can only be described as gleeful. I just threw "Game of Thrones" into the trash.
Isn't it suspicious that serving pie with ice cream has remained a la mode for so long? I, for one, welcome our dessert overlords.
The Big Move 2011 is brought to you by our sponsors: Gin, Tonic.
spladow posted may 22, 2011 at 2:39pm
I just realized that I spent more time researching the r/starcraft mod's track record last night than I have for any political candidate.
Prediction: The writers of The Mentalist will team up with the creators of Prison Break to write season 4: The Mental Prison Break.
Today is a good day. http://twitpic.com/50q9x8
@anwolf3 what? You're not fun loving?
Silver Lake Jubilee. Saturday. Noon. theamorfatiLA's finest will be reading on the Penn stage. Spoiler: Emily Kiernan will be there.
akoumjian have you ever asked "But does it have tiling?" with a straight face?
@anwolf3 that's child labor!
Jon_Dickman I've decided to interpret those tags as "killed someone, cooled off by playing LA Noire." #youarebecomedeath #destroyerofworlds
1337p337 posted may 19, 2011 at 12:13am
CMUS (http://bit.ly/k6fx4I). Playlist, queue, random play, point it at music and let it run. Has cmus-remote to do arbitrary things.
bottlethecrazy way to rock! App reviews are the new bug reports.
retiman riiiiight. Blink twice if you're being held against you will. Blink once for "OMG Felicia Day!".
spladow the eightshit avatar took over a month to get here (no longer topical or funny), but I thought I'd try it for a day anyway. revert!
spladow it's shockingly ugly (considering the subject matter). I'll take a dozen!
New conspiracy theory: Facebook's devious opponents have started a "grass roots" smear campaign. On the payroll: every. living. being.
ZackSandorKerr thanks for the sweet avatar #eightshit
spladow @dmrostal for the love of god, someone film this
When OCR is solved, I propose a new captcha: spotting this week's packaging for "original" (or "not a ripoff of Axe") Old Spice on the rack.
retiman awesome! When is the episode going to air?
retiman posted may 8, 2011 at 8:24pm
Not surprised PSN still offline. When I heard the words "rewrite" and "sometime next week", my eyes nearly rolled out of their sockets.
retiman I can't view that photo without a facebook account, for some reason. Post it somewhere saner?
@anwolf3 aka the lovesgnomes school of packing
my rooted android droogs: the permission denied app changes everything http://goo.gl/tR0lI
Found a block from Nick's party. Represent? http://twitpic.com/4uukz1
Great tip gjdillon thanks
Jon_Dickman these wounds won't seem to heal / this pain is just too real / there's just too much that time cannot erase
retiman awesome!
retiman posted may 6, 2011 at 5:59pm
Gonna be an extra on #TheGuild. Exciting times.
linode posted may 6, 2011 at 6:26am
We are investigating an outage in the Fremont facility. Updates will be posted here: http://status.linode.com/
akoumjian posted may 6, 2011 at 1:36pm
Any #Seattle companies looking for a good #Python or #Django developer?
bottlethecrazy try the ahi tuna sandwich at Blue Plate Oysterette http://www.yelp.com/biz/blue-plate-oysterette-santa-monica
iheartfood time-lapse gifs or it didn't happen
@20DollarLens I like it, but the name is missing something. How about: Y CanUNoLoveUs's HaterNews
I know this is supposed to terrify me, but Chrysler makes the future look so cool! http://goo.gl/b21Si
Question: How do Corgis get around when the snow is really deep? Answer: http://goo.gl/l5bkf
@anwolf3 lovesgnomes I have a question: is that true?
Jon_Dickman I laughed, and then I cried.
Moving in! http://twitpic.com/4s2un2
spladow armst @dmrostal I'm... I'm just so happy.
LA Festival of Books! Sing me your sweet, siren song!
retiman http://i.imgur.com/Q73jA.png
spladow shorter answer: science.
spladow a broken mop handle with a pocket knife taped to the end, constructed to reach an oven mitt I dropped behind the stove.
DMRostal I just noticed that your day 129 sketch looks a lot like Cave Johnson http://goo.gl/JCytD . Related: http://i.imgur.com/qujsf.jpg
retiman http://i.imgur.com/UkOAj.png
@anwolf3 aww, I hope you at least got your key!
One way I stave off the "privacy versus convenience" tradeoff http://goo.gl/lNsvZ #freedomthroughcomplexity
retiman posted apr 26, 2011 at 6:05pm
Do want: http://vimeo.com/22804972
spladow DMRostal today at Rudy's I overheard that it was "Jazz Mondays." I miss you crazy QA labbers!
Jon_Dickman I guess your classmates are Mother Nature's plan for ROFLMAO.
bottlethecrazy next best thing: I'll deliver a photo of my ice cream. http://twitpic.com/4orooi
DMRostal but how do I make that shade of poptart pink using my limited palatte (mud and also mud)?
bottlethecrazy you can set the "Referer" header to trick analytics, so you may not actually show up for that search. creepy regardless.
Playing Portal 1 and 2 today. It's like a whole different game when you're stupid: http://goo.gl/mqgKl (warning: dudebros)
DMRostal stock up on Mr. Toast! http://mrtoast.bigcartel.com/product/dance-party-print
@20DollarLens I have a very important message for you unicode: 10011001100101
retiman there's a joke about AWS in here somewhere.
spladow talaria definitely Krav Maga. Get your every-Tom-Clancy-protagonist-ever-on!
mikko posted apr 21, 2011 at 12:49pm
Hey EC2, I hear you keep having reliability problems. Maybe you should host with Amazon? I hear good things about them. #reddit #quora #4sq
Woo middle of the pack? http://github.backtype.com/profile?username=thebigbad
bottlethecrazy DMRostal now there's a brand you can trust!
DMRostal bottlethecrazy tumblr? blopspot? pshaw! clearly, blogging software should be written in some odd language and impossible to use.
bottlethecrazy I know, right? I keep catching myself typing while staring blankly into the space to the left on my monitor.
iheartfood I fly to Mountain View for goup hugs/orientation May 30th. What's with the puppy calendar in that office photo from yesterday?
I drew this last night before I went to bed: http://i.imgur.com/Oeg6E.png Sleepytime Ryan: what the hell, man?
Jon_Dickman now I just need to make a creepy grey robe out of... rocks I guess.
85% through, I realized I'd been building Cthulhu's Parking Garage. http://i.imgur.com/QP8wY.jpg
jeffrafter https://gist.github.com/555607 is exactly what I needed today. <3
Having a blast with duostack's beta node hosting. I have no idea how deployment works on it, and I'm glad.
DMRostal Did you see all the "likes" that post has? You are practically internet famous!
hhorbach an avatar that's mostly just a suit and tie, huh? I'm on to you!
1337p337 solve this like Batman would: use your incredible wealth to purchase an spooky, gothic office far from the Clooney-loving proles.
@anwolf3 uh...
Fishgenstein (philosopher fish-king) ponders the mysteries of the LA sewage system. Godspeed!
akoumjian github is my jam.
The maniac cackling in the bushes seems perfectly reasonable, after one hour of walking down this highway.
akoumjian depends on where you like to do your social coding. hg for google code or bitbucket, git for github.
Today, two @chickfila cashiers were shocked by my "Math is Delicious" shirt. I must be acting out a Bill Hick's skit. http://bit.ly/gwATL2
thedaniel armst I've been training my whole life to watch nyan.cat
a japenese cartoon about economics? what alternate vacation-universe have I stumbled into? http://goo.gl/ovQpd
lovesgnomes what do you think of Patrick Rothfuss? If it's half as good as the number of times they say Harry Potter... http://goo.gl/l3d9C
Come for the domain, stay for the rant http://sayyouresorryforwhatyouvedone.blogspot.com/2011/04/douglas-crockford-for-javascript-good.html
spladow I've convinced the Senate that net neutrality means getting your wifi back. My explanation makes as much sense to them as anyone's.
1337p337 I'm worried that you've grown over-reliant on tools.
@anwolf3 lovesgnomes I know, right? I bet she doesn't even *like* gnomes!
TheScenestar posted apr 11, 2011 at 8:45pm
The Flaming Lips (@TheFlamingLips) announce two intimate dates at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in June! Details: http://bit.ly/i6F2Ts
Jazzed to fill out the short form (1040A) this year, instead of that bullshit 1040. Next, I'll be writing about early bird specials. #soold
unparking posted apr 10, 2011 at 4:34pm
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iheartfood my nemesis VEEEEEGAAAAAS!
bottlethecrazy are you on a plane? You should dive out, Die Hard style, and come eat lunch with me.
Last lunch at borderstylo will be at Flaming Patties at 1:30. iheartfood armst onward, my droogs!
voodootikigod posted apr 8, 2011 at 11:14pm
A tiny node.js HTTP based, QR code driven event check-in system, meet Multipass: http://bit.ly/hOAhDj
Writing the phrase "notice of vacating a tenancy" is the closest I'll ever get to working at a Renn Fair.
spladow when I'm indecisive enough, I find opening a few tabs on grubhub.com to be a filling meal.
@20DollarLens <3
spladow and the change came at the worst time. Now the only song I know the words to is "Fat Lip" by Sum 41.
Better backgrounds through mathematics: http://designfestival.com/the-cicada-principle-and-why-it-matters-to-web-designers/
1337p337 mort___ has a github-erdos number of 167907. i believe you have been "schooled."
bottlethecrazy epsons website should have drivers you download. I mean... uh... nerds!
Jon_Dickman I think I saw this on tv once: better drink your own piss!
today my jam is "Embarcadero" by @cocobrycebeats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcGprDN-LUA
bottlethecrazy protip: for added savings, your garbage bags can double as a halloween costume: http://goo.gl/NNAhj
borderstylo thanks for the shout out, user #3
I made another internets: https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/gpefjbgfcieojljmoekfkaccdcibnadn
spladow posted apr 4, 2011 at 8:24pm
Our engineer Nick LaCasse is an origami master. http://yfrog.com/h4upquhqj
spladow that tweet is the best evidence so far that I am really a spam bot. your help in keeping up the ruse has been invaluable.
FF4: XrayWrapper replaces XPCNativeWrapper, terrifying expando properties have been nerfed.
I think I'm going to like being a beach person. http://twitpic.com/4gmebe
I hereby dub Huntington Beach "Glendale-by-the-Sea"
jxson posted apr 1, 2011 at 3:40pm
using phonegap is like wearing wranglers to jr high. They "look" like the real thing but everyone except your mom knows you're uncool
bottlethecrazy your community manager is in another castle
Like goodbyes, two margaritas is too many.
retiman awesome! The next time I need my zergs rushed, I'll know who to call.
recruiters who send me offers without a job description: good news! my "fuck off" is not time-sensitive.
bottlethecrazy aww, one corner of the twitterverse just went dark. When you get to IL, say hi to the frosty north wind for me!
thedaniel I think "immonetizing the eschaton" was already taking by Onieda.
@20DollarLens just answered the question: "What is a Google Wolf?" http://sites.google.com/site/theinkpostgoogly/home/google-wolf
mikeash posted mar 26, 2011 at 9:07pm
Normal person: "I'm too lazy to figure it out, I'll just look it up." Programmer: "I'm too lazy to look it up, I'll just figure it out."
spladow outside of a browser, I'm no good at graphics programming. That square is a tiny miracle.
spladow welcome back to the fold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
Barring accident, I will probably outlive Linus Torvalds. This seems impossible.
@20DollarLens we'll always have cat pictures!
spladow the one where Mary Poppins tells you horrible truths? Me too!
thedaniel aphex twin is perfect--thanks for the tip. Next week I plan to listen to this "elvis presely" the kids are talking about.
Breaking up with your startup is hard to do. http://twitpic.com/4db4dr
spladow alright, give it another go. tumblr look in my crazy eyes: I will scrape this shit if your api keeps giving me a subset of my favs
spladow http://pseudony.ms/thomblr -- this time for serious
@anwolf3 how many of us need to get on twitter before we qualify as a pack?
And now it's eating my poor, helpless timers: http://www.joshmatthews.net/blog/2011/03/nsitimer-anti-pattern/
ImageDocuments are still a nightmare in FF4: https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=550612
spladow the first step is admiting you have a dum stt dum stt dum stt dum stt dum stt dum stt dum stt dum stt dum stt dum stt dum stt
When confronted with a new project, some people decide to write a new framework. Now they have problems that no one else has.
spladow I don't mean to blow any minds, but things could also stay the same.
armst I'm so bad at twitter I can't spell your nick right in my hilarious goodbye message. So... goodbye!
The sky darkened, the earth shook, and the temple slide was rent in twain. armt has left the building.
1337p337 This week, some pigeons moved into the hallway outside my door. They blast Daft Punk in hallway raves, and can't be shooed off.
@20DollarLens one wikipedia read later, I am able to state that this is awesome.
lolcatstevens posted mar 16, 2011 at 12:43am
An arp packet walks into a bar and announces "I'm here at the bar!" The bartender does not respond.
spladow posted mar 14, 2011 at 1:02am
I've seen the Hemingway quote equating writing with bleeding a bunch recently. I don't think he had your Business Cat article in mind.
spladow Business Cat wants to help you be more like Hemmingway. Scratches the hell out of your hands.
Found "The Boiling Shrimp" today. Fair warning: you have 3 months to enjoy seafood before I finish devouring the ocean.
retiman vim can even be eclipse: http://eclim.org/
@zwadia the links at the bottom of shsh.sh, they do nothing.
trevor_hancock Thanks for setting me straight! I'll give "Pearl of Death" a try.
trevor_hancock posted mar 10, 2011 at 2:09pm
5000lobsters Rathbone is very angry and ratty in many of the holmes films. In pearl of death he's a twat to nigel bruce's watson!!!
Basil Rathbone's Sherlock Holmes is disappointingly friendly and well-adjusted. I'm sorry for ever doubting you, Jeremy Brett.
1337p337 "Hey, I heard you love installing packages, so I made every little clock widget depend on GDM."
edvakf is an evil genius. just saying. https://github.com/edvakf/Pause--Pause--Pause-/
spladow The new terms are not retroactive, so the books they have now are safe. Also, broke publishers robbing broke libraries?
jxson it's an underwater hotel in Fiji. Very cool! http://www.likecool.com/Poseidon_Underwater_Hotel--Building--Home.html
x = 9.55139..., ryan = sleepy
Al-jebr means knitting broken bones. Cossike practice means sharpening minds. Solving http://imgur.com/jfgec means getting to sleep tonight.
Jon_Dickman aww! I feel like pouring out a libation of Mountain Dew in your honor.
It's like when someone runs up to you and asks "What does Pikachu evolve into?" First you say "Raichu!" Then you say "Fuck!"
Solve a puzzle to get an invite to the "hacker-only" event/hirelite commercial! Marketing is a lot like stealing.
boriszbarksy posted mar 2, 2011 at 9:42pm
No.
1337p337 in mother Russia, all of the good usernames are taken.
spladow the only winning move is the burn down Linode's Fremont datacenter.